Chapter 75 encourage yourself and I take care of a baby
We start of with me in my darkly lit room questioning if I have a secret Saiyan tail but I got interrupted by my concentration by Lucy who just appeared in my room
Me: holy!!
I backflip away until I'm on the other side of my room
Me: Lucy? Why?
Lucy: you've been couped up in here for so long we thought you left.
Me: look I'm sorry for not being with you all but I'm just deep in thought I'm sorry.
Lucy: we knew you were gonna say that so that's why.
Lucy takes me out of my room by force and I'm instantly meet with a song it starts off with Qrow
Qrow: (singing) remember Blade we're here for you if you need our help even if we die we still fight for you hey!
Then Raider appears and starts to sing
Raider: (singing) if you go Super Saiyan 2 why would we care? We only want the nest for you so don't lie to us!
I got carried by Lynn Sr's wind and now Lynn Sr and Rita are right next to me
Lynn Sr and Rita: (singing) Blade you don't need to be questioning yourself. You just need to move on from the past but the more you think about the past the more dumber you'll be.
Me: hey!
They spin me and I'm met with a pie to the face
Luan: (singing) Blade Zero your a funny man but who the hell knows where you need to go?
Me: wait what?
Luan: (still singing) it doesn't matter if you enjoy life or hate just put on a smile and don't go to eliminate it.
I see a soccer ball pass right by my head and I turn to see Lynn
Lynn: Blade!!
Me: I hate my life.
Lynn: (singing) Blade your a God you don't need to care what you transform into!
Me: I was supposed to transform into Super Demon 1.
Lynn: (still singing) no matter what you do your unlock whatever you want to!
Lynn pushes me into some kind of ride thing and I'm in a tunnel with everyone appearing and they start to sing
Me: oh no.
Everyone: (singing) Blade it doesn't matter if you can go Super Saiyan 2 we want you back! Blade we-
Me: ok ok just stop SINGING!!!!!
Everything goes back to normal
Me: you don't need to sing ok? I'm good. See?
Kotori: ... a five six seven eight!
Everyone: (singing) Blade it doesn't matter if you can go Super Saiyan 2 we want you back! Blade we-
Me: ENOUGH!!! Look I understand why your doing this but you don't need to do this.
Austin: yes we do Blade.
Lola: (singing) your beast is taking over.
Lana: (singing) we can see all the signs.
Leni: (singing) together we can stop it.
Lily iz: (singing) than your true demons deep inside.
Lisa: (singing) you need to keep your focus.
Luna: (singing) or you will lose your mind.
Lincoln: (singing) but if you dig to far who knows what you will find?
Beck: (singing) if you go down that night.
Grace: (singing) we'll be by your side.
Johnny: (singing) you won't have to be alone.
Annahbelle: (singing) staring into your unknown.
Lily: (singing) if you go down that night.
Secret: (singing) I'll make a sacrifice.
Amber: (singing) maybe we can make it out.
Kaila: (singing) maybe you'll go into your own upside down.
Miku: (singing) Blade you only wanted to retire but you didn't you protected us from every single threat that could've killed us.
Mana: (singing) but you still decided to protect us even if you never get a break we know you hate most humans but just give them a chance to prove to you that they are actually amazing.
Me: fine!! I'll stop questioning my transformation and start to like humans more. Just stop singing!
Luna: see was that so hard?
Me: yes. yes it really was.
Leni: but now thanks to you I can make Blade Zero clothes!
Me: well now since it's clothes my signature is 'BDZ'.
Leni: I'm not talking about for you!
Me: wait what?
Leni: I'm adding you to my dresses!
Me: ...active Timeskip!!
Timeskip brought to you by chibi Ruby and Summer chasing chibi me who has cookies for me
We now see me standing in front of Kotori
Me: ...what did I do?
Kotori only walks up to me and looks me dead in my shiny white eyes
Me: ok now there's something wrong here I can feel.
Kotori: ...Blade.
Me: don't you dare try to kill me!!
Kotori: I'm not Blade but there's something I need to tell you-
Me: I know are you pregnant?
Kotori: no but you have a new child.
Me: ...I'm sorry what? Who's the mother of this child?
Kotori: Mana.
Me: since when?!
Kotori: you know.
Me: ...but wouldn't it take at least six months?!
Kotori: it's actually nine or it could be earlier or later but Lisa made her 9 months into her pregnancy causing her to give birth immediately.
Me: how did I miss that?
Kotori: because you were with Kaila who was fighting Cthulhu.
Me: well I'll be damned but at least I can see my?
Kotori: daughter.
Me: daughter. Let's go!
I grab Kotori and speed through the estate reaching a room that has a baby heads on the door and before I bust down the door I remember...the person in the room is a baby so I open the door very very slowly
Kotori: if you do not-
Me: fine but it's your fault if the baby cry's.
I open the door and I'm meet with a 17 month old girl running into my arms (why do people say months after a baby is one years old) and I see Mana is asleep
Me: Kotori take Mana to my room I'll stay with um?
Kotori: ok and her name is Mana Jr.
Kotori picks up Mana and takes her to my room and closed the door then that's when I never realized how hard taking care of a baby really is manly because Kaila was a calm baby but immediately I got shocked by Mana Jr and she floats away from me
Me: what the heck?
Mana Jr goes towards an uncovered outlet
Me: get back!!
I create a force field from Mana Jr from electrocuting herself then she run all over the walls and ceiling and teething my leg
Me: what kind of foolishness?
Mana Jr then jumped up and punched me in my dick
Me: ah!!
My dick instantly heals and Mana Jr bust down the door and I realize that she inherited some of my powers
Me: oh shit.
I chase after her and I see her enter Tohka's room and I teleport into Tohka's room and see her asleep with Mana Jr trying to take her Kinako bread plushie away from her with Tohka fighting to keep it
Me: I can't let this happen.
I carefully grab Mana Jr hands taking them off the plushie and she's about to cry but I quickly realize that and I teleport me and her to the nursery
Me: ok it's time for you to go to sleep now.
I put Mana Jr in her crib expecting her to fall asleep but I get hit in the face with an rattle
Me: ok let's try this.
I take out my phone and pull out a picture of me when I was 52 sextillion years old with my appearance now but my hair wasn't white and it wasn't slicked back it was just spikey as hell
Mana Jr: dada!!
Me: was that your first words?
She nods her head
Me: let's go! Now then you need to go to sleep for dada.
She only laughs at me
Me: ok then let's try some songs.
I play IShowSpeeds 'World Cup' song and after the song finishes Mana Jr tries to sing
Me: ok I don't have a heart or emotions but I should know that's definitely cute. Now let's try this.
I play Kyle Exum's 'Trap Little Red Riding Hood' and every time the lyrics "Over the hills, through the woods, to grandmama's house, she goes Little red nodded her head, and left with goods, and on her way out, she goes" she starts to play with my fingers
Me: well I guess I have to find a way to make you go to sleep huh?
Narrator: as Blade will try to put Mana Jr to sleep he will find out it's hard to contain the most hyperactive baby in existence.
A montage of me trying to put Mana Jr plays and it ranges from day to night over and over again and I try to rock her to sleep let her run around and I even fake slept to get her to sleep and now we see me with some of Team Maelstrom in the nursery trying to help me put Mana Jr to sleep while I sit on the floor with my bloodshot eyes
Uzume: Blade you don't have any eye color or pupils just white like Herobrine's.
Me: I know but still I need to get some sleep or eat some people so I don't look this tired. (Mana Jr starts to cry) can someone please put her to sleep?!
Qrow: we're trying here!
Me: I missed Thanksgiving Christmas and New Year's Day!
Summer: it's not like you could have eaten anything.
Me: shut...shut it...it up!
I start to fall asleep but I quickly wake up
Me: ok now let's find a way to put her to sleep.
Lily: Blade why don't we go get Mana?
Me: I did after day 5 and day 9 and day 29 she was just...knocked out.
Lincoln: then can you go check?
Me: fine but if she is still sleeping you all owe me 20 bucks!
They all nod and I start to head towards Mana's room looking like a drunk motherfucker and fell asleep on Mana's door and ten seconds after I fell asleep Mana opens the door and she catches me then I wake up quickly then went back to sleep then Mana puts me in her bed tucks me in and kisses my forehead (why do all those girls do that) then she heads towards the nursery and finds Mana Jr awake for days
Mana: sleep.
Everyone in the nursery falls asleep
Mana: I can't do this sometimes.
And that's the end of that chapter