Chapter 90 Blade and Goody adventures!! Find Goody!!
I'm following Goody who decided to investigate a random noise in the woods
Me: honey I know you have been watching me whenever I explored some weird shit but this is just goddamn crazy!
Goody doesn't even say a word to me as I continue to follow her until I got fed up and made an ultimatum
Me: Goody you can either continue on without me or you can come with me back to safety. You choose.
Goody only throws me an earring and I catch it and put it on my ear
Me: now make up your mi-what are you doing?!
Goody puts the other earring on her right ear while mine was on the left and we fuse together for 60 minutes
???: the potara yay.
While the new fusion of me and Goody continue adventuring while we come up with a name until we hear some rustling in a bush
Bladey?: hey come out and I promise not to hurt you. Let's try Glade.
Glade walks up to the bush and grabs multiple bullets and grabbed a sword that was coming at us
Glade: let's see if you can handle the power of a Ghost Dragon Prince!!
Glade powers up as their ki is surrounding them
Glade: come on! I'll take you!
Glade waits and waits till they get bored of explode the bush and see no one
Glade: what the? There was someone here though.
Glade senses a powerful blast behind them so they fired a Death Beam and a beam struggle knocked all the trees down as Glade's beam gets closer Glade powers up more and starts to push the other beam back only for the me and Goody's fusion to end and we both get blown away and I wake up and I don't see Goody anywhere
Me: Goody? Goody! Where are you?!
I get a call on my phone and I answer it
Lily: Blade? Is this you?
Me: yeah why'd you call me? You said that you didn't want to be a slave to technology.
Lily: well I always have my phone.
Me: you have a phone?
Lily: yes I do and don't worry about me where are you?
Me: in Jericho.
Lily: Jericho? Isn't that in Vermont? Wait I don't want you to answer.
Me: ok. Look I need to find my wife and I might need your help.
Lily: well then your always welcome to-
Me: distract everyone and say I'm on my planet.
Lily: oh...wait I don't even know where your planet is!
Me: exactly.
I hang up before she says another word
Me: okay where are you Goody?
I try and find her ghost energy as I'm in the middle of it I have a vision in the past as I looked around I saw I was in the 1600s and I see Goody run up to me
Goody: Blade we have to run! He's back.
I turn around and see Crackstone behind me as I come back to the real world
Me: holy shit. Why did I have that vision? And why is Goody in San Francisco?
I try to teleport but realized I can't I got so weakened I couldn't even teleport or even fly so I have to walk all the way there
Me: shit.
I start walking and I see that I'm in a city that is abandoned
Me: why is a city abandoned? I can't dwell on questions I should just find weapons.
I walk around the destroyed city looking for weapons and having to dodge falling buildings I was able to find a .44 magnum Desert Eagle and a SPAS-12 and a lot of ammo for them both
Me: okay I never used guns I hope I can use this right.
I check to see if there is any ammo in and see they are both empty so I reload them and put the SPAS-12 on my back as I hold the Deagle
Me: ok I can make it to you Goody. (I see a car and get in) now I can definitely make it to you.
I turn the engine on and have another vision where Goody is driving I'm shooting at zombies and Grace and an other girl is knocked out as we hit a road bump
Me: holy shit! Can you keep us flat and straight?
Goody: well you try driving on this rocky road!
Me: ...keep driving baby.
Goody: that's what I thought you would say.
I continue to fire until I'm out of ammo
Me: I have some bad news and really bad news which one do you want first?
Goody: the really bad news.
Me: ok I'm out of ammo and I don't have anymore.
Goody: what's the bad news?!
Me: the zombies are slowly turning into one. I think.
Goody: you think?! Take the damn wheel!
Me: yes ma'am!
I get back in and take the wheel as Goody looks out her window and sees that all the zombies are turning into lickers
Goody: you know those things you and Leon faced in 1998?
Me: what? Mr X?
Goody: no the other ones with no eyes.
Me: lickers. How the hell are they back?
Goody: who knows? Maybe you should do some research on Raccoon City!
Me: I know you have my personality but you don't have to use sass or something.
Goody: well I guess something's will never change.
Me: that's a riddle right? Right.
Goody: you still know me even if I have your personality and how you talk.
Me: yeah sure whatever.
My vision ends and I'm sitting in the car after that vision
Me: got no time to delay. Must hurry and find my lady before it's to late. I think it's not a time to rhyme. Ah! I did it again. Guess I'm a perfect 10. Yuh! Yuh!- wait have to save Goody.
I start to drive to San Francisco as I drive through New York refilling the tank about 4 times that's when I decided to look up where San Francisco is I found it on the other half of the America
Me: San Francisco. Is on the west coast?!
I only sigh and continue driving as my car broke down in Michigan
Me: dammit! First my car breaks down and second I'm have no idea where I am!!
I get a call and I answer it
Me: what. Do. You. Want?
???: your Goody's husband aren't you?
Me: where is she?!
???: I'm the one asking questions.
Me: yes I'm her husband.
???: and your Enid's friend.
Me: I see her as my daughter I tried and help her wolf out even if her real father cares and if you even dare to lay a finger on-
???: oh no their fine. Just tied up.
Me: what?
???: you heard me. Come and find me in San Francisco Blade Zero. Or is it Blade Addams?
Me: I-(sees the call is over) fuck!!!
Someone knocks on my window and I roll it down and give them the finger
Grace: you meanie!!!
Me: oh I'm sorry Grace.
Grace: I don't forgive you!
Me: would a hug work?
Grace: ...kiss.
Me: fine.
I get out of the car and kiss Grace on the lips
Grace: ok I forgive you!
Me: so why are you here?
Grace: I'm here to help you.
Me: really? Last time you helped me I woke up 5 months later.
Grace: I said sorry!!
Grace pouts at me like a little child and starts to cry
Grace: I didn't mean to hurt you though!
Me: it's okay just...don't hurt me again. Please?
Grace: (smiling) ok got it!
Me: well I have to go to San Francisco but this car broke down.
Grace: why don't you just teleport or fly?
Me: because I am extremely weakened.
Grace: well (snaps her fingers) your car is fixed now let's go on a road trip!
Me: well how about-
Grace: road trip!!!
Me: fine road trip.
Grace: yay!
Grace gets in the passenger seat while I just sigh and I get back in the driver seat
Me: let's go.
Grace: we gonna save two people!
Me: people I care about.
Grace: yeah sure!
Me: yeah we should definitely drive.
Grace doesn't notice the sarcasm in my voice and starts to jump in her seat while cheering
Me: ok I have no idea where I'm going or how I'm going to make it with Grace. Goody Enid please stay strong.
With Goody
Goody wakes up and sees that she is tied to someone
Goody: what the hell? Hey wake up!
The girl wakes up
Enid: hi I'm Enid Sinclair it's nice to meet you!
Goody: hey I'm Goody Addams- you can see and hear me?
Enid: well duh. How else would we be talking?
Goody: well that's because...never mind just forget it. Right now we have to untie ourselves.
Enid: oh I have a pocketknife my friend gave me.
Goody: where is it?
Enid: just in my pocket. I think your hand is closer can you grab it please?
Goody goes to grab it but it falls out but Goody is able to grab the knife and she cuts the ropes as Goody and Enid stand up and look up at each other
Enid: hey I think I saw a picture of you before.
Goody: really Enid? Where'd you see me before?
Enid: I saw you when I was "snooping" as Blade would say it in-
Goody: Blade? As in Blade Zero?
Enid: yeah but he said to call him Blade Addams.
Goody's eyes widen in shock at what Enid told her
Back with me
I'm currently trying to find a song on my phone that Grace doesn't know the words to but she knows all of them
Me: can you stop singing?
Grace: no!! You're so hypnotizing Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch, magnetizing Feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing They say, "Be afraid" You're not like the others, futuristic lover Different DNA They don't understand you You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light! Wait "They don't understand you" is exactly how your described Blade!!
Me: look only two people understand me.
Grace: Kaila.
Me: Goody.
Grace: Kaila.
Me: and Enid!
Grace: so Kaila isn't one of them?
Me: never has been never will.
Grace starts to change songs as I'm confused what she is doing
Grace: don't say anything just listen.
Grace puts the song on Divide Music's "Say My Name"
Divide Music: I will stand in the face of any danger No stranger to an obstacle I'm the force pushing back on any wager To the place that I call my home You'll soon meet your fated demise Now look me in the eyes Your weakness I despise The blood that flows inside me An heir to Saiyan royalty Chosen to be the prince of this society You'll see a strength that your reality Could not perceive, your mind enters insanity These heights, that I have achieved Limits only broken by My strength and pride When all have come to see They will know we're not the same Now say my name.
So naive thinking that at any moment I couldn't bring you to your knees and All I see is a shell of disappointment You stand before the almighty, so Bow down before I proceed Now look me in the eyes Your weakness I despise The blood that flows inside me An heir to Saiyan royalty You lack the strength, and bare no sense of loyalty You'll see a strength that your reality Could not perceive, your mind enters insanity These heights that I have achieved Limits only broken by My strength and pride When all have come to see They will know we're not the same Now say my name!
These heights that I have achieved Limits only broken by My strength and pride When all have come to see They will know we're not the same Now say my name!
I feel a connection for some reason
Me: you know that song is about Vegeta right?
Grace: yeah but if we compare you two you both were like the same. Under a Tyrant's control died by the same Tyrant. Made a useless sacrifice and wanting to be the best. But there's something's that we can compare you Goku, Broly and Goku Black.
Me: and how are we the same?
Grace: well first Goku will learn what's needed just to get to his opponent same as you. With Broly you were only filled with hate and anger but you wasn't evil you were just broken.
Me: still broken and didn't know what to do so I used my anger.
Grace: now Goku Black/Zamasu. You had a thought that wanted to kill all mortals but we were able to help you.
Me: you mean Goody?
Grace: yes. Blade what I'm saying is that no matter how you act no matter who you love we all will still care and love you to the end.
Me: please stop this is terrible. And it's not like Ivan.
Grace: come on!
Me: fine.
Grace: I don't hear it.
Me: I love you all to.
Grace: see now let's continue!
After hours of torture and it wasn't even good torture of Grace's terrible singing we arrived in Vegas
GPS: you have reached your destination.
Me: ...you want-
Grace: I set it to Vegas!
Me: well we have to get to San Francisco. Know where that is? California! We are in Nevada the place where they have whores strippers and you risk your money! Hell if I was coming here as an Atheist I would go back home this city is known as the City of Sin or something! Why'd you even come?!
Grace: well I fixed your car so I deserved to join you!
Me: you could've just teleported us!
Grace: but there's no fun in that.
Me: who cares about fun?! (My arc reactor starts to glow) what's fun even for anyway?! Is it supposed to symbolize your happiness?! Well fun is a fallacy and happiness eludes me!!
Grace seems hurt by my words but I don't pay her attention
Grace: (crying) well if you don't want me here then I'll just go. And by the way your arc reactor has been shining red.
Grace teleports back home while I get out of the car and throw it with my anger
Me: great just great! Always my fault everything I do is my fault! I just breathe someone dies my fault! Someone starts an apocalypse forget Umbrella pay attention to me! Hooray.
I walk out of Nevada which takes me hours until I reach the border and I hear a car coming up to me and I don't pay it no attention until the door opens and I see Grace driving I hesitantly get in and close the door as she drives us to San Francisco in silence
Grace: I know that you didn't mean it. But I just saw your arc reactor shining red and I just panicked and left.
Me: ...I...
Grace: you don't have to say anything to me if you want to.
Me: ...Grace.
Grace: yeah what is it?
Me: ...I just...
Grace: say your sorry. I know you can't apologize easily I understand and that's why I forgive you.
Me: thanks. For understanding me.
Grace: of course. So that means I'm the third right?
Me: yeah I guess you are.
Grace: yes after we're finished I'll make you something to eat!
Me: no I'm good! I'm good!
Grace: you sure?
Me: yeah I don't want Annahbelle to miss your cooking. She really really loves your cooking!
I just made up a random ass lie that we all go with to make Grace feel like she is a great cook when actually her food is just as bad or worse than Chronoa's
Grace: yeah she must like my food!
Me: yeah she does. (I notice something) hey Grace stop the car.
Grace stops the car as I get out and she gets out coming in front in me
Grace: this is how white people die in horror movies.
Me: look I know that but. I just feel like this is serious and we should actually help.
Grace: fine but I'm going to cling on your back.
Me: no your- (Grace clings onto my back) I guess you are.
I start to walk closer as I see that a guy has his flesh torn out of him and it looks like someone or something just pulled his flesh off and I tell Grace that she has to get off of me and she reluctantly gets off of me as I walk to a blood trail
Grace: your going in the direction where the killer went?
Me: yes. Wanna come?
Grace: yes please!
Grace runs up to me scared
Me: you have more power than I do right now and your gonna be scared and not want to fight or protect me?
Grace: yeah!
I only sigh wanting to smack some sense into her with out her crying
With Goody and Enid
Goody is helping Enid get past guards and once Enid pasts them they both exit through a open window and see more guards
Enid: Goody I'm not trying to make this about me but I'm having a panic attack right now. What do we do?
Goody: we have to sneak past them.
Enid: how? There's so many of them?
Goody looks around and finds an area that no one is watching
Goody: Enid follow me.
Goody leads Enid to that area and once they leave they make sure that their aren't being watched and then they run
Goody: come on Enid!
Enid: I'm right behind you!
Goody and Enid run till they see a masked person same as [Redacted]
[Redacted: I know your here come out and the punishment won't be terrible.
Goody signs to Enid to make no noise and follow her and Enid nods they both sneak past her and start to run as they see a car pull up and open the back passenger doors and the passenger door rolls down and they see me
Me: get in!!
The camera is zoomed in on me and Goody's back as music plays and you can see I'm in my base form then Enid, Grace, Kaila and Wednesday appear on both of our sides Kaila and Grace with their arms crossed and Wednesday and Enid with their arms down as pink petals fall
LACCO TOWER: (singing) goodbye to our adventure in twilight we must go our separate ways and try to discover the path to our own destiny!
Pictures of me Goody Grace, Enid, Kaila and Wednesday appear covering each other's bodies at a time
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can't find the words to tell you how much our parting hurts I hope you know I'll always love you and all that we should would be remembered!!
The pictures disappear
LACCO TOWER: (singing) how could I forget your face all my memories erased!!
The camera goes to the front of me and Goody face and we kiss each other and we look at each other with a loving stare
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can still hear the melody of your voice!!
The camera goes over everyone that has been introduced so far
LACCO TOWER: (singing) petals falling from above fade away all that we love!
The camera goes back to me and Goody and we both look at each other and Goody grabs onto my arm while I put up a one with my free arm
LACCO TOWER: (singing) in the twilight fade away fade away!
The pink petals cover us and I am standing with back towards the camera and me and Goody kissing while Kaila and Wednesday are about to throw up from us and Grace and Enid are happy for us
LACCO TOWER: (singing) sayonara fade away fade away!!!