A Week Later:
Kuoh Abandoned Church, Outskirts of Kuoh Town:
3rd Person POV:
"So, Sensei, what are we actually going to ask them?" Issei asked Theo as they walked towards the abandoned church, Theo looking around at where he sensed the hidden exorcists spying on them before he shrugged.
"Not much. We're just going to ask them to leave you alone and to ask them what they're doing in Kuoh. If they try to attack us, then we kick their asses and if they try to kill us…"
"We rip them apart and get rid of the scene of the crime." Issei finished and Theo chuckled as he nodded.
"Now then…why don't our guests come out and greet us?!" Theo exclaimed loudly as he turned back to the church and it was silent for a few seconds before Theo sighed.
"Okay, then. Have it your way." He said with a shrug before Issei disappeared from his side, voices exclaiming and grunting as they were thrown out into the open right in front of Theo.
"Nice job." He said to Issei as he reappeared by his side and Issei gave a grin as he nodded before they turned to the three people in front of them, who quickly got to their feet as they glared at the two.
"Who are you?" A voluptuous, black-haired woman asked as she glared at them, dressed in nothing but leather straps that barely covered her privates and with a thong covering her crotch. Two black feathered wings sprouted fom her back and she quickly created a double-sided crimson spear in her grasp.
"Who cares who they are?! Who tipped them off that we're here?!" A young teenage girl asked, her blonde hair styled into twin-tails and dressed in a gothic lolita outfit. She glared at me before turning that glare to Issei as she also unveiled two black-feathered wings on her back, creating a pink spear in her grasp.
"Perhaps one of the Exorcists we sent out to monitor…wait, isn't that the boy they're supposed to be monitoring?" A curvaceous woman with long, navy blue hair that obscured her right eye and dressed in a maroon, trench-like coat with a wide collar and a matching miniskirt. Just like the other two, she revealed two black wings on her back and created a yellow spear in her left hand. The other two turned to Issei with a frown and he smirked as he waved at them before their eyes widened.
"Okay, children. Put away the weapons before someone gets hurt." Theo said with a smile and the tall female glared at him as she spoke.
"And what if we don't, human?" She asked and he sighed before he snapped his fingers, their bodies frozen in pillars of ice from the neck down as their eyes widened.
"Or else, I'll kill you." He said with a smile before he waved his hand and the entire tree line around them were all frozen solid, the hidden exorcists frozen solid against the trees as he turned back to the fearful stares of the three Fallen Angels in front of them.
"Hey, Issei. Do you feel the last energy inside?" Theo asked Issei and Issei closed his eyes for a few seconds before he nodded as he opened them again.
"That along with the rest of the rogue exorcists, although, there's also a new energy hidden in a room protected by five other energies." Issei said and Theo noticed how the black-haired woman's eyes widened slightly before she returned back to her glare as he smirked.
"Go and get that new energy and bring them here. If they're a non-combatant, then knock them out quickly to make sure they won't cause problems.."
"Maybe it would have been better to just stay at home." Issei grumbled under his breath and Theo rolled his eyes with a smirk as Issei walked past the frozen Angels and towards the church. "Now, let's take this time to talk." Theo said with a smile and the girls trembled as he gave an eerie chuckled.
With Issei:
Inside the Church:
'Issei do this, Issei do that.'
[To be fair, you were the one who wanted to drag him into this.] Ddraig said with an amused tone and Issei groaned.
'I know and I should have just done it myself instead of trying to get sensei to do my job.' Issei grumbled as he walked into the church before glaring at the group of exorcists surrounding him.
"Ah, I see Raynare, Kalawarna and Mittelt were unsuccessful in getting rid of you." A middle-aged man said with a cocky smirk as he floated down from the roof, four dark wings on his back and two blue light swords in his grasp. He was dressed in dark grey dress pants, black dress shoes, a white long-sleeved dress shirt and a black dress vest, with a dark grey fedora on his head.
"Who the hell are you?" Issei asked and the man chuckled as he took off his fedora and bowed his head.
"Forgive me for my manners, young man. I am Dohnaseek, student of the Cadre, Kokabiel of the Stars." Dohnaseek introduced himself and Issei nodded.
"The name's Issei. Pleasure to meet you. Listen, I'm not in the mood right now, so out of my way or I'm killing every single one of you." Issei said as a dull crimson glow enveloped his left hand, making Dohnaseek glanced at him before he chuckled as he shook his head.
"Unfortunately, I cannot as a very important person is in our care, so I must ask of you to leave." Dohnaseek said with a smile and Issei sighed as he shrugged.
"Fine, then. Looks like we're at odds." Issei said before he grinned as he lifted his left hand and the dull red glow grew bright as a monstrous aura oozed off of him, making Dohnaseek's eyes widen as Issei grinned at him.
[BALANCE BREAK: BOOSTED GEAR- SCALE MAIL!] Ddraig's voice boomed out as Issei was clad in a crimson armour before he disappeared, the exorcists' heads slowly falling to the ground as he appeared in front of Dohnaseek.
"Sorry, but Sensei will be pissed at me for taking too long, so bye." Issei's voice came out from behind the mask before Dohnaseek gave a final gasp, Issei's hand pierced through his chest as he held Dohnaseek's heart in his hand.
"Hah! I…I never…stood a chance…huh?" Dohnaseek gasped out and Issei chuckled as he shook his head, a crimson glow growing inside Dohnaseek's chest and he gave Issei a final nod before his body was set ablaze. Crimson flames covered his body and Issei gave one final nod to the man's burning corpse before he let it drop to the ground, the body burning up before it could even hit the ground.
[Why the Balance Breaker? Just base form would have been enough to take him out.] Ddraig said and Issei chuckled as he landed back on the ground, the armour of his Balance Breaker disappearing as he shrugged.
"Eh, I don't want to waste time and besides, Sensei's going to get pissed at me if he found out that I wasted time." Ddraig chuckled at his words as Issei walked towards the statue of Christ on the wall before raising a hand and punching right through it, ripping it off the wall to reveal a passageway leading down to under the Church.
"In the basement of God." Issei joked with a smirk and Ddraig sighed.
[I'll never understand your humour.] Ddraig muttered and Issei chuckled as he walked down the stairs, arriving in a one way hallway with a lot of doors on the sides before he focused and found the door where the new energy was. Walking towards the door, he sighed as he noticed no one in front of the door and felt the five exorcists hidden inside the room along with the energy.
"Knock Knock." Issei said with a smile as he knocked on the door and he chuckled as he felt the exorcists all tense while aiming at the doors before he smashed it open. In the blink of an eye, five clips were emptied as all five of the exorcists shot at Issei before he even entered the door and time slowed down for him as he grinned before he moved.
He flashed forward past the exorcists and in front of a frightened blonde girl dressed in a nun's outfit, making Issei frown before she gasped as he chopped her in the neck and knocked her out. The exorcists twisted around to try and attack him with their Light Swords, but he threw the nun over his shoulder before he blitzed past them, the exorcists falling over as blood spewed from the gaping holes in their throats while Issei sighed as he walked back up to the surface.
At the Same Time:
With Theo:
"Hahahahaha! Ahahahahaha!"
"Tell me why you're here, woman!" Theo asked with a grin as he tickled the feet of Kalawarna with a feather he plucked from her wings, with her struggle helplessly in her ice pillar to try and get away to no avail.
"Ahahaha! I don't know! Hahahaha!"
"What are you doing?" Issei asked with a weird stare at him and Theo grinned
"Torturing her for information."
"I don't think tickling is a form of torture, Sensei." Issei said with a sigh as he softly placed the nun on the ground and Theo chuckled as he stood up and put the feather away.
"No one is prepared for tickle torture, Issei. That is the first rule you need to know. So, this is the energy you felt?" He asked and Issei nodded as Theo knelt next to her, frowning slightly as he could feel the holy energy coming from her before he glanced up at him.
"Yeah, according to the other angel inside, she's a very important person placed in their care, so I had to take care of everyone before I could get her." Theo nodded with a hum before he stood back up.
"By the way, where's the other two girls?" Issei asked as he looked around, trying to find the other two Fallen Angels, and Theo chuckled as he pointed up. Issei frowned before he glanced up and his eyes widened as he stared at the sight above him.
The blonde girl was frozen to a tree, her wings plucked clean of their feathers and her arms and legs broken in several places as blood was flowing from wounds all over her body.
The black-haired girl looked to be the worst as she was frozen in a web of ice that hung above them. Her limbs were completely covered in frostbite as they had turned a dark blue, her wings were torn off as frozen wings made out of blood were stabbed into her back and she looked just a single step from death as her face was completely swollen up and thin ice needles were stabbed all over her body.
"Let's just say that Kalawarna here was the lucky winner and leave it at that." Theo said with a cheerful smile as malice burned in his eyes and Issei glanced nervously at the Fallen Angel in question, who was completely pale as she stared at Theo, before he glanced back at him.
"O-Okay, then. So, what do we do with them?"
"Oh, don't worry. I've already called the Organization since I'll be sending them to HQ. A group of agents will be waiting for them and escort them back to the Grigori along with questions of why they were here."
"And the nun?" Issei asked and Theo chuckled as he shrugged.
"Since you're the one who picked her up, you get to take care of her and don't worry. I'm sure your parents will be quiet happy to have daughter-in-law for their son."
"What?!" Issei exclaimed and Theo cackled as he walked back to Kalawarna before resealing her back in the ice pillar and snapped his fingers. Three green magic crests appeared under Kalawarna and the unconscious forms of Mittelt and Raynare before they were all teleported away.
"Wait, what do you mean 'You get to take care of her'?! I never agreed to this!" Issei exclaimed as he quickly yet softly picked up the blonde nun and Theo gave him a final salute before he disappeared in a green flash as well, leaving Issei standing there with the nun in his arms before he spoke.
"Ddraig, remind me to punch that fucker in the face tomorrow."
[Hahaha! Sure thing, partner!] Ddraig said with a chuckle and Issei sighed before he and the nun disappeared in a crimson flash.
Theo's Home/ HQ:
Theo's POV:
"I see the little boys night out went well." Yasaka said with a smile as I walked through the main door after I teleported back home and I chuckled as I took off my shoes before putting on the indoor shoes, Yasaka taking off my jacket and hanging it on the coat rack.
"It went as well as I could expect. There were a few…complications, but nothing Issei and I can't handle." I said with a smile as I wrapped my arms around her waist and she giggled as she wrapped her arms around my neck, tilting her head up as I gave her a soft kiss.
"Kunou's mad that you didn't take her with you." Yasaka muttered with a smirk as we pulled back softly and I smirked back at her "Where's the little blonde fox in question?" I asked and she giggled as she turned and got out of my grip before walking away, making me grumble under my breath, but not soft enough as she giggled and winked at me.
"She went to bed after I promised her that you would take her out for ice cream and a shopping trip tomorrow."
"So, basically, my wallet is going to cry tomorrow?" I said with a deadpan and Yasaka giggled as she nodded.
"I swear, I better get reparations for this." I muttered as I followed after her and Yasaka giggled as she slowly let her kimono drop to the ground, revealing inch after inch of her soft, smooth skin while also revealing that she had not a scrap of underwear on under her kimono.
"Well, you better come and get that payment now. We'll be waiting in your room" She said with a smile as she slowly disappeared like a mirage and I grinned as I rushed towards my room as fast as I could.
Opening the door, my eyes widened at the surprising sight in front of me and my blood rushed south as I saw Yasaka lying on the bed, on her hands and knees with her back arched and her ass aimed towards the door.
The surprising sight was the silver haired blushing goddess lying under Yasaka, her legs held open by Yasaka and Yasaka giggled as Rossweisse gave me a shy smile.
"Rose and I have been playing for a while, but we need a big, hard, thick friend to come and play with us~" Yasaka whispered as she traced a finger around Rossweisse's nipple, making her moan softly and I've never stripped that fast in my life as I was naked the next second and closed the door behind me.
Oh~ Life is sweet!
The Next Day, Morning:
Hyoudou Residence:
*BANG*
"Signor Issei! Per favore, non prendere a pugni il tuo ospite!" I smirked as I grasped Issei's fist tightly, with him giving me a glare as the now awake nun tried to calm him down.
"Hey, there's my favourite student. How's it going?" I said and he grumbled as he pulled his fist back.
"And you must be the lovely damsel we rescued yesterday. Theodore Richards, a pleasure to meet you." I greeted the nun and she blushed slightly as she nodded.
"A-Asia Argento. Piacere di onoscerti(Pleased to meet you.)"
"Ah, Italiano?" I asked in Italian seamlessly, Issei just groaning as Asia smiled brightly.
"You can speak Italian?" She asked excitedly and I chuckled as I nodded.
"An old friend taught me a little bit. Are you perhaps from the Vatican?" I asked and I frowned slightly as her smile dimmed slightly before it returned just as bright as she nodded.
"I am, or was, from the Vatican before I was excommunicated." She said and I smiled as I nodded before I placed a finger on her forehead. She, along with Issei, just stared at me as I closed my eyes before opening them again, smiling as I nodded.
"What was that for?" She asked in perfect Japanese and her and Issei's eyes widened as I chuckled.
"A little Language spell that will help you translate the words you speak and hear to the language of those that hear and speak to you."
"Gracias, Mister Richards." She said with a bow and I chuckled as I waved my hand.
"No worries. Anything for the girlfriend of my student." She squeaked as she turned bright red and Issei glared at me with a blush on his face.
"So, what did you tell your parents?" I asked him and he kept glaring at me before he sighed.
"I told them that I found her while I was taking a walk out through town and couldn't leave her alone."
"And what did they say?" Here, he sighed as Asia turned even more red.
"They love her and want to make her my…my wife."
"See?! I told you she'd make a great wife! Now, here you go." I said as I took out a fat wad of cash and placed it in his hands, his eyes widening at the money before he looked up at me.
"I never told you this, but as the apprentice of the Elite 1st Division commander, you are given an allowance of $5 000 every month. Do with it what you will. You can even give it to your parents and tell them that I've been letting you do odd jobs for me." I said with a smile, with him still staring in shock at the money, as I turned to the confused Asia.
"Now, it was nice meeting you, Ms. Argento, and I hope to meet you again."
"I-It was nice meeting you as well, Mr. Richards." She said with a smile and I chuckled as I patted both of them on the head before I walked back to my car and climbed in.
"So, done with your little expedition?" Kunou asked and I chuckled as I nodded.
"Yeah, how goes it with the other two passengers?" I asked as I looked back in the rear-view mirror at the two women of the house. Yasaka and Rossweisse were both grasping a mug of coffee as they sat in the back-seat, Rossweisse groaning as Yasaka glared at me.
"What do you think?" She asked and I chuckled as Kunou giggled.
"Who were the ones that said 'Just one more round and then we're done?'" I asked, to which she just grumbled as Kunou smiled.
"You should really learn to take a loss, Kaa-chan. You're not that good at video games." I cackled at her words as Yasaka gave Kunou a betrayed stare.
"You know what, Kunou? Just for that, I'm buying you whatever you want today."
"Yay!" She cheered, making the two women wince as I turned on the car and drove towards school.
A/N: And here we go! Light Novel Book 1 finished in one chapter!
Firstly, yes, I did use Google Translate because I don't know a single bit of Italian and I apologize if I got anything wrong.
Secondly, there might be those pissed that I didn't stretch it out more, but to be truthful, Raynare and her little gang(or should we say Dohnaseek and his little gang) weren't worth much, so I decided to just be finish with them in one chapter.
Now, as always, read, enjoy, review and until the next one…
Ba-Bye~!