Nearly Neutralize Breakfast
(Disclaimer: I do not own Rick and Morty, Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss, they belong to their amazing creator. I do however I do own my character. This episode took place after Childrick of Mort and before Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri. This is something I am doing, while I wait for new episodes.)
It was beautiful Saturday morning on the outside of Seattle, Washington where the Smith family lives. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and Jerry just perfected the Japanese Soufflé Pancakes to serve to the family. The family got back from Rick's "girlfriend" Gaia a week ago after the whole Rick's "illegitimate" children. Also, the whole Summer and Morty getting high while playing video games and crashing through that Zeus guy head, really did bum everybody. All the Smiths want to do is have a normal and quiet day, which is not possible. So that is why Jerry woke up before everybody else. It took a very long time to perfected the Japanese Soufflé Pancakes, but with the right ingredient and following the instructions he was able to make the pancake. Just in time, his family arrive at the dining room table for breakfast.
"Good morning, everybody!" greeted Jerry as he brings the main courses to the table "Hope you are all in the mood for Japanese Soufflé Pancakes!"
"Geez jerry, pretentious much." Rick Moaned in annoyance, as he is trying to get over a hangover from last night and receiving his breakfast. "You started watching The Great British Bake Off on Netflix and now you think you are a master chef."
"Dad, be nice!" scolded Beth, before smiling and turning her attention to Jerry as he handed her, her breakfast. "This look great, sweetie!"
"Thanks! I got the recipe online" stated Jerry as he sat down to enjoy his cooking, Morty took a bite from his pancake.
"You know dad, this isn't half bad." Smiled Morty as he took another bite, Summer was taking a picture of her breakfast and posting it online.
"Yeah Dad, this will look sooo great on my Instagram." Stated Summer, she took a bite and make a little moaning sound confirming that she enjoys the breakfast as well. Jerry look please that everybody (even Rick enjoy the breakfast, though wouldn't admit) are enjoying the pancakes he made.
"Are you going to even clean up the kitchen after breakfast?" Rick asked his son-in-law in a snarky tone as he took another bite of the Japanese Soufflé Pancakes. During mid-chew, he notices a glim of lights from a telescopic sight from the inconvenient bushes across the street. Before Jerry could muster up a comeback, Rick ducked down quickly as the shot was fired. It missed Rick's head and hit the picture instead. His family were taken aback by this, before another shot where fired. Rick set up the blast shields from the "Total Rickall" episode. Popping out of the bushes are three familiar imps, we all know and love. If this was a sitcom, we should we hearing some applause from the audience.
"God fucking damn it, this is the 5th time in the fucking row!" exclaimed Blitzo (the o is silent) as he threw his rifle on the ground in frustration. Doing so caused the gun to go off, which shooting a nearby dog.
"What did you expect, sir? We are dealing with the smartest man in the multiverse." Moxxie pointed out
"Thanks, Moxxie. Real team player there" Blitzo Replied sarcastically, Moxxie rolled his eyes at this
"Don't worry, sir. Sixth times the charm" Millie said, trying to ease her boss mood, he just ignores her and called Loona on his phone to open the portal back to hell. Not knowing a scanner popped out of the blast shield and started scanning them.
Meanwhile inside the Smith's house, the family (except for Rick) recollect themselves and started bombing Rick with question on what is going on.
"Rick, what the hell is going on?!" Morty demanded to know
"Someone, is trying to kill me. Obviously" the scientist simply answered
"But, why this time!?" Marty exclaimed incredulously
"I don't know! I piss off a lot of people, I can't track of all of them!" Rick resorted defensively
"Dad, how long have it been going on?" Beth question her father
"A week." Rick answered nonchalant
A Flashbacks shows how Rick avoided death. Noticing that his food been poisoned, but eat it anyway and drinking the antidote that he scanned from the poison. Rick causally walking down the street, bending down to pick up a dollar, a flying axe missed him. His spaceship automatically dismembering a bomb that was place under it. And Rick's epidermis that is laced with a nanofiber defense mesh, was able to rebel anyone from killing him in his sleep. Now bringing us back to the family, who now have stun look on their faces after hearing the story.
"Why didn't you tell anybody!?" exclaimed Beth in shock that her father could be this irresponsible
"Sweetie, what daddy does on his free time is nobody business." The drunk scientist answered his daughter, who in response muttered "unbelieve"
"So once again you put this family in danger! And ruin my perfect breakfast!" Jerry stated in obvious anger
"Shut up, Jerry! Your breakfast wasn't that good!" Rick snapped back, Beth pinch between her eyes, because she can feel a migraine going on.
"Look, just go fix the problem. So, we can get back on track on our day." Beth stated so an argument won't break out. When her and Jerry got separated, she was focusing on improving her relationship with her father. But she ended up hurting the people around her, when she tries to mimic Rick's behavior. Ever since she got back together with Jerry, she is putting down the law on Rick's destructive and selfish behavior.
"Already on it, pumpkin" stated Rick, he got the diagnosis from the scanner, he pulled out a handheld device and read the result. He pulls out his portal gun, put in the coordinate in and open a portal in the dining room.
"Alright, kids. Let's get going." Rick ordered his grandchildren
"Where are we going, Grandpa Rick?" Ask Summer
"We are going to Hell, Imp City." Stated Rick, as he dragged Morty and Summer in the Portal, with that the portal vanish behind them. Leaving the blast shield down and Beth and Jerry with their own problem at hand.
"Sweetie, he did not mean what he said about your breakfast." Said Beth as she comforts her husband.
(Here it is everybody chapter one, for the Helluva Boss Hazbin Hotel Rick and Morty crossover.)