The Storyteller993 requested me to do this I hope I do well on this
I do not own the loud house.
It was April Fools day once again and the Loud House was in a nightmare, Luan's pranking had really stepped up this year. Lori once again lost her eyebrows, Leni was almost bald, Luna was nearly deaf, Lynn had been belted with pies like no tomorrow, Lucy was covered in pink, Lana's animals were running in fear, Lola was in black, Lisa's expriments were blowing up more then usual, and Lily was...actually her and her parents weren't in the house. They lucked out and Lily had a doctor's appointment. Coincidence or perfect planning by the parents you decide.
As for Lincoln he had been avoiding this by hiding at Clyde's house all day. Once again Lincoln thought he had found a way to avoid Luan's pranks and with the day almost up he was almost home free. But he had no idea what was waiting for him at home.
"I did it! I actually avoided Luan's pranks!" Lincoln said jumping for joy as he walked through past his siblings.
"Lucky," said Lori angrily at Lincoln.
"It's not luck, it's strategy," said Lincoln smugly, "That is why me, mom, dad and Lily thought things through."
"Um about that bro," Luna said pointing behind him and in the dinning room Lincoln saw his parents and Lily sitting in the living room covered in paint.
"You guys forgot to check for the paint bomb in the car didn't you?" Lincoln asked.
"Yep/goo" all three in the living room said and Lynn sr. continued, "But on the bright side Lily has a clean bill of health."
"Well I guess I made it this year better luck next time guys," Lincoln said as he headed up to his room.
"It pays to think with your head," Lincoln said starting to talk to the fourth wall, "And as always I am the man with a plan."
When Lincoln walked into his room everything was fine and he lay on his bed and turned to see his stuffed bunny rabbit which he named Bun bun.
"Hey Bun Bun did you miss me," Lincoln said giving Bun Bun a hug then he heard...
Cheer up baby, don't you cry
No more tears, it's cheer up time
Laugh with me and we will be happy, happy, happy
"The Demon toy?" asked Lincoln he looked all over the room but he didn't see it but when the song played again we followed it around the room until he heard it was coming from Bun Bun.
"Bun Bun?" He said and hugged him and the song played again.
He lifted up Bun Bun's shirt and saw stitches on Bun Bun's stomach. Lincoln went wide-eyed and realized what had happened. Luan had opened Bun Bun and put that sound box inside of Bun Bun so everytime he was hugged that song would play!
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lincoln shouted in sadness.
"Oh C'mon Linc, don't CRY, it's cheer UP TIME!" said a voice and Lincoln turned around and saw Luan standing in the doorway, "And I am HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!"
Luan laughed and walked out of the room...but she did not know that on this day she had started something that would turn the loud house upside down in more ways than usual.
"Luan Loud, you have no idea what you have just caused!" Lincoln said glaring at her retreating form.
-The next morning
Luan Loud was sleeping and telling jokes again in her sleep. She woke up and yawned, she had a great April fools yesterday and hoped next year would be even better as she got up she though to get dressed she passed by Mr. Coconuts but something was off she turned her head and saw...Mr. Coconuts had no head!
Luan screamed so loud it woke up Luna who had her head phones on and everyone in the whole house came running to Luna and Luan's room except for one person of course. When they all got into the room they saw Luan holding a headless Mr. Coconuts, Leni fainted at the sight of this. Rita and Lynn Sr. hugged Luan who was crying.
"Who did this?" said Luan in tears.
"Alright whoever did this to Luan better fess up or your all grounded!" Lynn Sr. said.
"Why pops," said a voice in a Mr. Coconut way, they all turned around and saw Lincoln holding Mr. Coconuts head with the most evil smile on his face as he made the head talk, "It was pretty obvious who was the one who hurt tote's best friend over there," Then Lincoln stopped and spoke in his normal voice, "It was me!"
"Lincoln!" Luan said standing up angrily and marching over, "How could you!"
Then to the families surprise Lincoln laughed evilly, "Isn't it obvious why Luan?"
Lincoln pulls out Bun Bun and gives her a squeeze and the song starts to play, "You can torment us, give me injuries, prank to the point of losing my eyebrows, damage my reputation, and even harass our other sisters..."
"HEY," The sisters shouted.
"But when you curse Bun Bun with the demon toy song, forcing me to hand him down to Lily before she gets out of her chewing phase," he continued tossing Bun Bun to Lily who caught it and once again put Bun Bun in her mouth and made the demon song play, "It's go time!"
"Oh yeah and what are you going to do Lincoln," Luan said smugly but Lincoln just still smiled evilly.
"Isn't it obvious sis, can you guess what else is missing from this room?" Lincoln said.
Luan suddenly went wide-eyed and looked in her drawer and cried in shock...her prank book was gone and everyone turned to Lincoln.
"That's right I took your prank book," Lincoln said now walking around like an evil villain doing a monologue, "Now everything you gave us I will give to you, for the next year Luan Loud I will be throwing every prank you ever did to us back at you and even a few with my own twists, so everyday of the week, holidays, locations, I will prank you left and right! Get Ready Luan Loud...for THE PRANK WARS!"
And with that Lincoln walked out of the room all the while laughing as evil as possible. The rest of the family was wide in shock, even Lily had stopped chewing Bun Bun and held him close for protection.
"I always knew this day would come," said Lisa, "when one of Luan's pranks pushed so far she forced on of us to fight back but I never thought it would be Lincoln."
"Now what do we do now dudes?" Luna asked.
"All we can do is prepare," Lisa said.
Then they heard a sniffling sound they all looked and saw Lola started to tear up causing Lori to kneel down and give her a hug, "Don't worry Lola things won't be so bad."
"I'm not crying cause I'm sad," Lola said, "Lincy did his first evil laugh and evil scheme!" Lola then started bawling, "Why do they have to grow up so fast!"
Lori realized it to and Lincoln was actually showing be assertive and started to tear up to and hugged Lola now also crying, "I don't know Lola, I don't know, but Lincy is finally on his way and we have to be there to support him."
To everyone's surprise Luan even joined in on the hug and cried as well, "Don't get me wrong I am still mad and plan to destroy but he already an evil mastermind, little Lincy's all grown up!"
Everyone else just watched and slowly slunk out the room they had much to prepare for after all. The Prank Wars would soon begin.
Well I hope the first chapter was good as for the ending I tried to add a little humor towards the end like the loud house would do and I hope it was good not just to let you know this will be a snippet fic I will show a prank from Lincoln and Luan on specific days, locations even just a regular week day all leading up to the final prank on the next April fools day
Now to a lot of people here is how I update my stories if it is on the bottom of the list in my stories then that is the next story I will be updating so after this will be Demigod of Ooo
Also one last thing in anyone has any pranks for Lincoln and Luan to play on each other be sure to let me know through reviews or just pm me.
Later guys