Chris McLean: Yo, guys! Chris McLean here. Welcome back to Total Drama!. In this exciting new season, 20 contestants will face off in various challenges and avoid elimination ceremonies. The last contestant still standing will be the grand winner of the million dollar prize. This season will be different from the previous ones, This time, we've got all new players. and maybe you've seen them on other TV shows and video games before. And here comes the first new contestant (a yacht arrives on the island. Kitty, a ex-contestant from Ridonculous Race, is the first contestant to be on the island) Say hello to Kitty. What's up, Kitty?.

Kitty: (Excited) OH! This is so incredible. I can't believe i'm here!.

Chris McLean: Yeah, I hope you enjoy your time on the island.

Kitty: Yeah, I will (Kitty takes a selfie with Chris).

Chris: Turn off the flash, please. (a yacht arrives on the island. Jumpy Ghostface, a character from Hero 108, is the second contestant to be on the island) And here is... (Chris reacts with disgust to the rabbit). Agh! You are Chumpy Roastface?.

Jumpy Ghostface: (annoyed) I'm Jumpy...Ghostface!.

Chris McLean: Yeah, whatever. I just hope your teammates remember your name.

Kitty: Ooohhh! What a cute rabbit. Can I grab your ears? (Jumpy doesn't answer her question).

Spud: (Spud, another ex-contestant from Ridonculous Race arrives on the island) WOOHOO! ROCK AND ROLL!.

Chris McLean: and here is Spud. Excited to be here?.

Spud: YEAH. ROCK TIME! (pointing at Kitty and Jumpy) Who are you people?.

Chris McLean: Just victims...I mean, contestants. Haha.

Spud: (Confused) Huh...Cool (another yacht arrives on the island, and Penny Proud, the main character from The Proud Family, is the fourth contestant to be on the island).

Penny: Hey, Hey. Penny Proud is here. I'm proud and loud!.

Chris McLean: Welcome, Penny.

Kitty: (Greets Penny) Hi, I'm Kitty

Penny (Handshakes her) Hi Kitty. Nice to meet you.

Chris McLean: (Nazz, a character from Ed, Edd n Eddy, is the fifth contestant to be on the island). And here comes the fifth contestant. Nazz.

Nazz: Hello everyone.

Kitty and Penny: Hi!.

Chris McLean: Welcome to Total Drama, Nazz.

Nazz: (looking around the island) Uh? Where's the spa center?.

Chris McLean: We never mentioned a spa center.

Nazz: The application form did. I even brought my towel for saunas.

Chris McLean: (confiscates Nazz's towel) Cool. This will be useful for me. (A yacht that was approaching the island suddenly explodes). What the-?

Kitty: Oh my gosh! Did you see that?

Penny: Yes. Why did the yacht explode?

Chris McLean: I guess one of our contestants was on that yacht. Oh well, He didn't make it to the island. So it's not our problem anyway. (A demonic monster comes out of the lake and reaches the island. It's Golan, the titular main character from Golan the Insatiable).

Golan: HAHA!. That explosion was amazing!.

Penny: (shocked) What is that thing?.

Chris McLean: It's Golan. Our next concursant.

Golan: That's right!. and I just hope that you will all kneel before me or you're going to receive a painful punishment. (All five contestants kneel before him in fear)

Chris McLean: Haha. I like this guy. (A yacht arrives on the island. Mary, another ex-contestant from Ridonculous Race, is the seventh contestant to be on the island) And here's Mary.

Mary: The one hour and twenty-four minutes experience of traveling on a yacht was more entertaining than the forty-three minutes and seventeen seconds bus ride to the station pier.

Golan: (Confused) What the heck did you say? (An anthropomorphic albatross arrives on the island with his Extreme Gear. It's Storm the Albatross from Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise)

Chris McLean: Here's Storm. What's up, dude?.

Storm: Alright man! (Look at the contestants) What a disappointing audience. I don't see them as big opponents.

Chris McLean: Speaking of big, Here comes Big the Cat. (Big the Cat arrives on the island)

Kitty: WOW! What a big cat. Wait a minute. Big... Cat...Big the Cat. Oh, Now i get it!.

Big: Hi. Huh...Have any of you seen Froggy?.

Golan: What the heck is Froggy? .

Storm: (With a deadpan expression) It's his stupid frog.

Big: (Looking for his frog) Froggy? Froggy, Where are you?.

Mary: Excuse me. But i think your amphibian pet that you refer to as "Froggy" is hidden in your tail.

Big: (Looking at his tail) Froggy? (Finds his frog pet) Froggy! You were on my tail all this time. Come here, buddy.

Chris McLean: (Annoyed) I hope this guy gets eliminated first. (a yacht arrives on the island. It's Leonard the "Wizard") and Leonard is back!.

Leonard: Greetings, McLean.

Golan: (annoyed) Oh great. another loser!.

Leonard: (approaches Golan) Holy Goblins! Is that Glanorbuff? Lord of the Armageddon?.

Golan: Huh? (shoves the wizard) Get your butt out of here!.

Leonard: I've been shoved by the lord of the armageddon! (pulls out his wand) Time to cast a spell to defeat you, lord...! (Golan shows him a furious glare, terrorizing him) Maybe later. (a luxurious yacht arrives on the island. Penny, Nazz and Kitty look on in amazement)

Chris McLean: (Pacifica Northwest, a character from Gravity Falls, is the eleventh contestant to be on the island) Pacifica Northwest!.

Pacifica: Eww. What is that smell? (look at the contestants) Oh, I see where the smell comes from.

Kitty: Hey. It was not me!. (a yacht arrives on the island)

Chris McLean: And here is... Huh...(look at the contestant, who is a basket-weaving monster. It's Scuzzlebutt, a minor character from South Park) what was your name?

Scuzzlebutt: Grr...

Chris McLean: What?.

Scuzzlebutt: Grrrr...

Mary: Apparently this individual has trouble communicating with the human.

Golan: (sarcasm) You don't say?

Chris McLean: According to this application form, a basket weaver monster named Scuzzlebutt would be here to compete for the million dollars. Are you that "basket-weaver monster"? (Scuzzlebutt nods his head in affirmation) Oh!. So you're Scuzzlebutt. Okay, go with the other contestants.

Mary: Why this guy has an Apium Graveolens instead of arm? (A supervillain comes to the island by himself. It's Killer Moth, from Teen Titans Go!. And it's the thirteenth contestant to be on the island)

Chris McLean: Here is Killer Moth!

Killer Moth: I'm not here to make friends. I'm here for the prize. and I will not allow any of you to take the money out from my hands. Got it?!

Kitty: What money? He has no money in his hands!.

Penny: He refers to the million dollar prize.

Kitty: Oh! (a yacht arrives on the island. It's Crimson, another ex-contestant from Ridonculous Race)

Chris McLean: Here is Crimson, our next contestant. (Crimson stares at Chris) Huh...Hello?. (Crimson stares at Chris) Is there a button to turn her on?.

Crimson: This place doesn't look as gloomy as i expected.

Golan: This girl looks completely creepy. I like her.

Kitty: Hey, I remember her. She was in Ridonculous Race along with her boyfriend. but I don't remember what his name was.

Mary: (To Kitty) Ennui.

Kitty: Oh, Thanks (a yacht arrives on the island. and Beardo is the next contestant to be on the island)

Chris McLean: And Beardo is back for another chance to win the million dollars.

Beardo: (makes a trumpet sound) Hi Chris. I'm happy to be here again.

Chris McLean: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just make sure you keep your mouth shut if you don't want to be the first eliminated again.

Beardo: (worried) Okay. (Beardo goes to the other contestants. He looks at Penny and she turns around while giggling, another yacht arrives on the island).

Chris McLean: And here comes...Uh? (To everyone's surprise, Peppa Pig runs off the yacht).

Peppa: Weee. I love to travel on a boat.

Narrator: (voice over) Peppa loves travel on a boat.

Killer Moth: Who is she?.

Storm: And where did that voice come from?.

Chris McLean: She is Peppa, Peppa Pig.

Peppa: (Looks at the island) Woah! This island is sooo big. like my daddy's tummy. (Giggles)

Narrator: (Voice over) The island is so big; like her daddy's tummy. (Everyone looks around confused)

Chris McLean: Yeeeah. Go with the others.

Peppa: I hope we can make great friends!.

Golan: Oh gosh, please no! (A helicopter lands on the island)

Chris McLean: (Annoyed) Oh great. Now what? (Fiskerton Saturday, a main character from The Secret Saturdays, gets out of the helicopter and farewells to his family, The Saturdays) And here is Fiskerton. (Fisk greets everyone)

Penny: Wow! This guy is very tall.

Kitty: Yeah. I hope I don't face that creature in the challenges. Because I would be easily defeated.

Golan: Just because he's taller than me doesn't mean I should fear him.

Chris McLean: (a yacht arrives on the island. Ookla the Mok, a main character from Thundarr the Barbarian, is the eighteenth contestant to be on the island) He is Ookla, our next contestant.

Ookla: (raises his arms and grunts in excitement) Grrr...

Scuzzlebutt: (waves Ookla) Grrr...

Ookla: (gives Scuzzlebutt a handshake) Grrr...

Scuzzlebutt: Grrr...

Pacifica: What is that thing?

Mary: It looks like a humanoid Panthera leo.

Chris McLean: and here comes one of the fighters of one of the most forgotten and unsuccessful fighting games in gaming history. Crimson Glory (a yacht arrives on the island while a rock music plays. Crimson Glory, a character from the fighting game Way of the Warrior, is the nineteenth contestant to be on the island)

Crimson Glory: Hey, what's up?

Kitty: I like her hair. (Golan falls in love with Crimson Glory)

Golan: (He approaches crimson Glory) Hey Babe. You are so beautiful. (kisses her hand)

Crimson Glory: Eek. Do you want to feel half an hour of pain and suffering?

Golan: (excited) Oh. I would prefer one hour. (Crimson Glory looks at him in disgust)

Chris McLean: and here comes one of the fighters of one of the most famous, successful and violent fighting games in gaming history. Kitana. (Kitana arrives on the island) Are you excited for the million dollars prize?

Kitana: I'm not here for the prize, and i'm not here for make friends.

Killer Moth: So why are you here?

Kitana: I'm here for the competition and the challenges. For winning the competition, I will show everyone that I am a strong opponent.

Killer Moth: So you decided to show it on a reality show? (Kitana looks at him annoyed)

Chris McLean: All right contestants, time to form teams. I will divide you into teams based on their genders.

Nazz: Wait. That means...

Chris McLean: Yep. The theme of this season will be...Boys vs Girls!

Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] Boys vs Girls?!. JA! This will be exciting.

Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] It's not fair. Most of the boys are giant, heavy and strong. How are we supposed to win a challenge if they are very strong?

Chris McLean: Alright! As this is an introductory episode, there will be no challenges or elimination ceremony. So enjoy your day meeting your teammates.

[At Boys' cabin]

Beardo: [to Scuzzlebutt] Hey. I'm Beardo. Nice to meet you

Scuzzlebutt: Grrr

Beardo: Huh?

Scuzzlebutt: Grr..

Beardo: Okay? (To Ookla) Hey, what was your name again?

Ookla: Grrr...

Beardo: Oh right, you can't speak too. (Leonard enters the cabin)

Golan: (shoves Leonard) Outta my way, wizard.

Leonard: You shoved me again! That's it! (pulls out his wand) "Transmogrifus, Bologni Magicus"

Beardo: Huh...What are you doing?

Leonard: Casting a spell to turning this demon into a giant piece of bologna. "Transmogrifus, Bologni Magicus" (Golan glares at Leonard). "Transmogrifus, Bolog..."

Jumpy Ghostface: (Outside the cabin, speaking with Fiskerton) Hi. I'm Jumpy Ghostface

Fiskerton: Da' Ima Fisk Tur Sar-hay! (Hi, I'm Fiskerton Saturday)

Jumpy Ghostface: Huh? (a punch is heard and Leonard is thrown out of the cabin)

Leonard: AAAHHH! (crashes in the confessional) OH. I guess that spell backfired on me.

Golan: What a stupid geek

Scuzzlebutt: (Glares at Golan) Grrr..!

Golan: Agh! Is it all you can say, freak?

Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] Grrrr...Grrrr!

Leonard: [CONFESSIONAL] (Still stuck in the confessional) Huh? Can you help me get out of here? (Scuzzlebutt shoves Leonard out of the confessional) OH! Thank you.

[At Girls' cabin]

Nazz: (To Pacifica) I like your shoes.

Pacifica: Thanks. You hair is so pretty.

Nazz: Really? Oh, thank you (Kitty takes a surprise selfie with Nazz and Pacifica) AH! My eyes!

Pacifica: HEY! You almost spoiled my expensive eyes!

Kitty: Sorry girls. I just wanted to take a picture with you. It's great to meet all of you.

Penny: (Searching for signal on her cell phone) Please, don't tell me this place is signal free. I need to call my friends.

Pacifica: What's the matter? Problems with your cheap cell phone.

Penny: What do you care, bimbo? (leaves the cabin) Come on, come on. (Find Kitana training) What are you doing?

Kitana: I'm training

Penny: Why?

Kitana: Don't you see?. The rival team looks stronger than us. We must train a lot to be able to beat them in the challenges. I didn't come here to lose.

Penny: You're right. I follow you (Penny tries to do push ups, but fails)

Kitana: (sigh) Newbie

Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Okay. I admit it. I don't have a good physique. But Kitana is right. We won't let the boys trample us in the challenges. I will do my best to lead the team to the victory. Even if it will hurt me.

[At the main lodge]

Chef: Listen me clearly because I will not repeat it. I will serve you the food three times a day, and you will eat it without protest. Grab a tray, take some cutlery, get your food, sit down and SHUT UP!

Pacifica: I have a question. Is the food free of calories and trans fat?

Chef: I SAID SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

Pacifica: (scared) All right (Chef serves food to Beardo)

Beardo: Okay. Everything will be fine as long as I don't die from food poisoning.

Penny: Gosh. This food is disgusting

Storm: (Storm tries a bite of the chef's food. and spits it out in disgust) Gross. This food tastes terrible. (Chef throws a butcher knife to Storm) Ah! (Storm dodges the knife) Hey, What's your problem, dude?. It's not my fault that you don't know how to cook well (Chef growls in anger)

Chris McLean: Enjoying the food, guys?

Kitana: Are you sure there will be no challenges today?. Because it seems that eating this disgusting food is part of one.

Golan: Yeah. I've eaten better junk than this

Scuzzlebutt and Ookla: Grrr... (They both grunt in affirmation)

Chris McLean: Okay. While you all keep complaining about Chef's disgusting food, I'll hide this marvelous item somewhere in the island (pulls out a small wooden carving of himself's head) The McLean-Brand Chris Head. Whoever finds it will become invincible and will be safe from elimination, eliminating instead the contestant with the second-most amount of votes.

Crimson Glory: (everyone looks at the item in amazement) This McLean-Head thing looks interesting.

Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Should I worry about finding that carved head? Ha, I don't think so. I'm a strong player. I won't need invincibility since I will never be in danger of being eliminated. This competition is piece of cake.

Big the Cat: [CONFESSIONAL] Mmm...piece of cake. I'm still hungry.

Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] I hope to win a the million dollars prize and fall in love with a hot guy (beat) Nevermind. I just want to win the million dollars prize. (takes a selfie)

[At night]

Penny: (sitting outside the cabin) I can see the stars. They're so beautiful.

Pacifica: Hi, Penny.

Penny: Hi, Pacifica.

Pacifica: Enjoying the night, huh?.

Penny: Yeah.

Pacifica: Let's hope our team wins tomorrow.

Penny: I really hope so.

Pacifica: Good. I just came here to warn you something. This is my competition. I'm going to win a million dollars and I won't let you ruin my plans.

Penny: What?.

Pacifica: You already heard it. Just play the game well, but not too much. Because this is my competition, not your. (enters the cabin)

Penny: What is her problem?.

Penny: [Confessional] That little brat thinks she can intimidate me with her threats and warnings. Well, she is wrong. Pacifica messed with the wrong girl. I'm Penny Proud, and I'm here to win the million dollars, and crush my enemies. and Pacifica...is one of them.

Chris McLean: This has been the first day for the contestants. Tomorrow the teams will face each other in thrilling challenges. Which team will be the winner? Who will be the first to be eliminated?. See you next time for another episode of this new incredible season that I just titled it as Total...Drama...Crossover!. Not the best title, but still.

BOYS TEAM (11): BEARDO, BIG THE CAT, FISKERTON, GOLAN, JUMPY GHOSTFACE, KILLER MOTH, LEONARD, OOKLA, SCUZZLEBUTT, SPUD, STORM THE ALBATROSS

GIRLS TEAM (9): CRIMSON, CRIMSON GLORY, KITANA, KITTY, MARY, NAZZ, PACIFICA, PEPPA PIG, PENNY PROUD

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