Liam Govan takes on Pesto
Liam: So, Pesto, why are you and your mates gangsters?
Pesto: You talkin' to me?
Liam: Well, you three sound exactly like Italian-American gangsters. What are you, the Goodfellas?
Pesto: We're the Goodfeathers!
Liam: Really. Because you sound so much like Joe Pesci from Goodfellas. Hey, I think you're also the one who falls into booby traps in someone's home.
Pesto: That's it!
Pesto comes at me.
Liam: Whoa! Jesus! What are you, a Magpie?
Pesto: What did you just call me?
Pesto stops trying to attack me and pauses.
Liam: Come on, mate, it's nothing to get worked up on. Oh, and by the why, I think the Godfeather has been smooching with your brother.
Pesto: What?!
Liam: Nah, actually, he was smooching with everyone.
Pesto: That's it!
Liam: Oh, yeah, well, Avada Kentuckya!
Pesto feathers come off.
Pesto: Ah! Bloody Australians!