AH FUCK MY LEG… I mean… Can you guys hear me…
Eyes widening at the voice.
A new voice.
"Wha-"
"T' fuck-"
GREAT THAT'S Gre-Great, A-nyways I'm here to replace the other guy as he is lazy as fuuuuck so I thought fuck it and-.
(Background)
"Rick why are you staring at a small box?"
SHUT UP MORTY! I'm trying to entertain people here go back to your room.
The people were still very confused and a bit humored.
Until a certain one armed knight made his presence known.
"Hey pal, who are you" Al asked "Also are you drinking or something?".
Everyone looked at the screen, waiting for a answer.
Corr-rect! Anyways, considering you have been watching this kid Subaru, how aboo-uut you find out what he thinks of eaaa-ch and every one of you cockbites.
"WHO YOU CALLIN COCKBITE—" Garfiel was about to respond until the screen flickered.
The screen then showed a black screen.
"Why is there just a black screen?" Emilia wondered.
Suddenly the screen began spewing text.
If you are reading this then you already know what my journey has been like.
However, I think it would be entertaining for people to know what I think of everyone who I have met.
So as for who the lucky/unlucky individual I will be describing first will be decided by a wheel.
The screen then turned into a wheel with each of the Theater's faces on a piece of it.
"That's kind of creepy…." Anastasia said which is what everyone else was thinking.
The wheel began to spin as everyone waited to see who Subaru would be talking about first.
"Oh I hope it's me!" said Petra jumping up and down.
"Nah I hope it's me" exclaimed Garfiel.
"I'm curious if it will be" wondered Crusch.
However, ¼ of the people in the theatre were hoping it wasn't them.
Who could it be?
Could it be Petra?
Garfiel?
Felix?
Reinhard?
Roswall?
Mimi?
Priscilla?
Rem?
The wheel landed on a certain maid who knew she was fucked.
The wheel landed on Ram.
…
I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter!
Each chapter will be the cast reacting to Subaru's thoughts on one of them at a time.
I would like a bit of help for some good reactions so if you have any good ideas, add me on discord WrestleZero#0210.