It was a nice, quiet night in Empire City, with Amy Rose hanging around her apartment as she hummed, spinning around as she was in her bedroom, with a great view of the city skyline as she sighed happily, noticing all the various merchandise of Sonic The Hedgehog she had.

"Oh... some day, my precious Sonic... you'll be mine." Amy admitted as she held a cute plush doll of her hero, of which looked like the blue blur's younger, pudgier self with black eyes, hugging it as she smiled. "Until then, I can always hold you dear to my heart with all this great merchandise..."

Amy was determined to get every single toy of Sonic known to mankind, but the particular plushie she had in her possession was the rarest kind of plush toy for Sonic The Hedgehog, for all but very few versions of it remained due to a great fire. And Amy managed to snag one for a great price, by performing a magic show in front of the seller.

All was going well until there was a couple of knocks on the door. Amy left her bedroom and went across the living room, her rare Classic Sonic plushie in tow, to open the door and see a sight that she would have preferred not to - Wario.

"Hello, Amy." Wario stated like an annoying fat neighbor would, especially one as sneaky and conniving as himself.

Amy sighed in annoyance as she could have sworn she heard a laugh track being played, rolling her eyes as she glared at the fat male human in yellow and purple clothing. "Hello, Wario. What do you want with me?"

"Well, you know how I want things all the time. And I was wondering if you would know what that is." Wario stated while placing his hands behind his back.

Amy scoffed as she twitched her nose. "What? A new brain?"

"Very funny, butt face. Anyway, I heard that you have a very rare plush doll in your possession." Wario chuckled as he began rubbing his hands together. "And I was wondering, if you could maybe let me take it off your hands for a nice, low price..."

Amy gasped in horror as she placed her right hand over her mouth, keeping her Sonic plush doll close to her. "Sell my rare plushie of Sonic's younger self! Ha!" She began laughing her head off as she then glared at Wario. "It's not for sale, Wario."

"Now don't act like that, we can make this negotiable, Amy." Wario remarked as he rolled his hands around.

Amy gritted her teeth as she shook her head, moving her body away from Wario. "I wouldn't sell my doll for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, billion, trillion dollars!"

Wario gawked in disbelief as he took a step backward, clenching his fists as he growled. "Then you're crazy!"

"Says the guy who eats garlic, steals treasures, and screams 'D'oh I Missed' all the time," Amy retorted as she smirked.

Wario began fuming angrily. "You're a fangirl!"

"Yeah, and I'm proud of it" Amy flaunted as she moved her front hair back up.

"You're an idiot!" Wario snapped as he began stomping his foot on the floor.

"I don't need a crystal ball to see that you're a moron." Amy stated her rebuttal as she rolled her eyes.

"I know you are, but what am I?" Wario responded as he smiled, trying to act smug as he folded his arms.

"I know you are, but what am I?" Amy stated right back at him, with the two saying the exact same sentence three times until Amy added, "Infinity!"

"No, I'm not." Wario responded as he pointed at Amy, which began another simultaneous blabber. "You are!"

Both of them gasped in disgust as they pointed at themselves, getting riled up quite easily. "No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!"

Wario then slapped Amy across the face. "Shut up, Amy!"

Amy smacked Wario on the head with her Piko Hammer of justice that she pulled out from underneath her red skirt. "What don't you make me?"

"You make me!" Wario remarked as he snatched the red and yellow hammer with ease and gobbled it up, belching in Amy's face.

Amy breathed slowly for a moment, but then had a cocky grin on her face. "I can't because I don't make monkeys. I help them!"

"Look, you pink Minnie Mouse, listen to reason." Wario remarked as he placed his right hand on his head, getting upset as Amy cuffed her right hand around her ear in a listening motion. "Oh come on!"

"Shh, I'm listening to reason." Amy retorted with a smart comment as she was smiling."

"Amy Rose!" Wario screamed into Amy's ears with a yellow megaphone he pulled out of his butt, quite literally.

"That's my name, don't wear it out!" Amy giggled as she tilted her head to the right.

Wario slapped his forehead as he pointed at Amy. "Remember the first time I saw you with a Sonic The Hedgehog plush toy? You showed it off and flaunted it, and I tried tracking you down to tell you how much value it had!"

"I love that story. In fact, it would make for a great cutaway gag on Family Guy!" Amy stated as she winked at Wario, and then slammed the door closed.

Wario growled as his face turned red, pounding his hands on the door. "You'll be sorry, Amy Rose! I swear it on my garlic hoard!"

"Get a hobby, you creep!" Amy exclaimed as she locked the doors with all sorts of locks and then headed into her bedroom, closing the door shut and getting rid of the outside view of Empire City as she began stripping off her clothes, preparing to have an inappropriate, 'fun' session with her plush dolls...

...little did she realize that this would come to bite her in the butt, quite sooner than she expected...

"Is there someone talking?" Amy interrupted while looking around. "Maybe just me then."

Alas Amy would continue on her way, with a fellow girl that was a Mii dressed in green listening nearby playing Swapnote.

"Why do I have the feeling that I'm going to be involved?" Questioned the brown haired girl named Nikki while she adjusted her glasses. "It can't just be me that's feeling this right?"

Turns out it quite wasn't for nearby in that same apartment was the stinky cacophony created by Toadette farting, who was once again proving how farty she could be with her fumigating fungi farts.

"Hey I had to get a cameo in this somewhere!" Toadette giggled above her thunderous tuba toots while fanning the air, needing a fresh diaper afterwards.