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Ripto's Rage Commercial #1

*Playstation logo opening click*

It was in the middle of snowy woods that something happened.

*Poft* "Augh!" "Oof!"

"We nailed them! OH, let's go!" A voice said as a pair of figures was dashing through the snow until they dove behind a pile of logs.

They then poked their heads out, showing that it was a pair of nervous snowmen that was behind the pile. One of which was wearing a top hat, while having a corn cob pipe in his mouth, and the other was wearing Santa hat, and both of them were wearing scarfs, one blue colored for the top hatted one, and one red plaid colored for the other snowman.

The reason why they were behind the pile, was because they threw some snowballs at some dreaded creatures as a sort of joke, or because they were dared to do so. And they were immediately regretting it since they saw, and realized that they were fire breathing creatures.

And being snowmen, they knew what would happen to them if they breathed fire on them.

They were shaking like branches in the rain, at what they were doing, hoping they wouldn't be found by 'them' as they snuck their way to behind a nearby log cabin in the snow, after the Santa hat wearing one knocked over some logs off the top of the pile. "G-go! Gogogogogogo!" The top hat wearing snowman said as they snuck to the cabin.

Once they were behind the cabin, the Santa hat wearing snowman was looking around the corner as he continued to shiver, while the one with the top hat looked around, initially not noticing a shadow of some dragons that covered him.

By the time he did, he wondered what the shadows were, then looked up, before yelping at what he then saw, before then seeing fire coming his way. He was unable to scream by the time the fire consumed him.

Then the other Santa hat wearing snowman looked behind him, before noticing that his friend was no longer there. Instead, he saw a puddle where his friend used to be, that had his top hat, his carrot nose, and corn cob pipe in the puddle. "Uh, Al?" He asked.

Then he turned after hearing some twigs snap, and saw something that had him screaming like a girl.

The Four Brave Dragons themselves, grown up a bit to where they were now Bipedal, as they were grinning evilly at the snowman that they were getting revenge on. Especially Flame and Ember, who had some small flakes of snow in their horns from the snowballs. Plus, the three dragons, being Spyro, Ember, and Cynder, looked like they were holding wands in their paws.

And they were joined by whom, happens to be a female Bipedal Faun, with red fur, white fur on her belly, cloven black hooves, green eye colors that looked at the snowman with glee, and she happened to wear a green leaf dress. While she also held a bow that had her magical fire arrow about to be drawn.

"Happy Holidays fat boy." They all said in unison as the snowman stared in horror.

"The Four Brave Dragons are back. And this time, they're not alone. Mess with them, and you'll get burned." The narrator said, as it then showed game footage of Ember and Flame in Hurricos, as they charged down a little robot, before torching the gear grinder that had his wrench at the ready. Then it showed Spyro and Cynder in Aquaria Towers as they were in the room with the robotic sharks. Then it showed Flame in Metro Speedway as he torched some pigeons on the levers, before it then showed the title screen.

The Four Brave Dragons 2: Ripto's rage/The Four Brave Dragons 2: Gateway to Glimmer

Then it showed the Four Dragons, and the Faun, as the snowman, now on fire, (And with an arrow on its butt.) was running away towards the lake as he yelped around. While they then turned to the camera while smiling. "That's gotta hurt." Spyro said, as his friends giggled and rolled around in the snow as the snowman continued to run while making yelping noises.

*Playstay-shone*


Ripto's Rage Commercial #2

*Playstation logo opening click*

The Santa hat wearing snowman had his face in front of the tv camera, showing him in black and white like some sort of horror film on a low budget camera, that was recording him and some trees in the background that could be barely seen. He was terrified as he looked around in horror around the camera.

"I-I shouldn't have messed with those Four Dragons." He said, scared.

"They breathe fire, among other elemental breaths, wherever they go." He then said as it showed footage of Spyro and Cynder in Crystal Glacier as they torched an Ice wizard fox, making him melt. Then it showed the four dragons as they glided to the opening to enter the hallway of the Autumn Plains castle.

"I-I tried to run, and hide, b-but they can climb now, and fly, and s-swim! And even worse, they gained an ally in a Faun archer from Avalar. A-And worst of all, at least three of t-them can cast magical spells, too." He then said, trying not to freak out, as it then showed game footage of Ember and Flame in Hurricos, as they charged down a little robot, before torching the gear grinder that had his wrench at the ready. Then it showed Spyro, a Faun with red fur, and a green leaf dress, and Cynder, climbing up the volcano of Magma Cone as they dodged the flaming hot rocks that fell out, while Cynder zapped them to shrink them, and make them less harmful. Then it showed Spyro again as he flew through Ocean Speedway, torching some foes on boats. Then it showed Spyro, the same Faun, and Cynder in Aquaria Towers as they were in the room with the robotic sharks.

"It's like they're everywhere." He said scared, continuing to look around the camera and himself, not noticing some shadow figures that was approaching him from the side off camera. Which happened to be his dreaded archfoes.

Then it showed Flame, and Ember in Skelos Badlands as he torched some fire lizards to save the cavemen from them, much to their relief. "There's no hiding from them." He said as it the showed Cynder in Metro Speedway, torching some pigeons, while also zapping them with her magic. "I can't take it anymore." He said, trying not to cry. Then it showed them fighting Crush as some rocks collapsed on him.

Then it showed him again as he was about to see that the dragons, and Faun, were now bearing down on him off camera. "I-I'm so s-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHUUUUUGH!" He said, looking to his left, before screaming like a girl as sounds of fire was being made, and the camera got knocked over, then showed static, and then multiple images of the snowman going upwards like in a film strip, before then turning black, showing no signal anymore. All while his girly screams kept on going before getting cut off.

Then it showed the title screen, of the game in question, as it also looked like a horror movie trailer for any snowmen that could be watching.

The Four Brave Dragons 2: Ripto's rage/The Four Brave Dragons 2: Gateway to Glimmer

*Playstay-shone*


And done.

Here's something for this month of July that I'm releasing. And it is a continuation of the commercials for Spyro.

I do apologize that I haven't released something this July. I was distracted with playing some Tomb Raider, and some Dynasty Warriors games, like Pirate Warriors 4 on my PS5.

Oh and just in case you guys didn't know in case I did announce it on another fic, I have a PS5. Which means I shall someday get around to playing Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart and go through its story. As well as learning more about Rivet.

And of course, I shall indeed put her in the fic, whether earlier once I get to Future Tools of Destruction, or when I get to the Rift Apart Arc.

Finally, one more thing.

I hope that you enjoyed the chapter,

please give constructive criticism,

And do not forget to read and review,

and once again, I do not own Spyro the dragon. It is owned by Microsoft, Activision, and Toys for Bob. Please support the Official releases.

Theodore the poet signing out.