Pre Battle Rikiya:I sense an unusual smell. Just what is this energy?
Klonoa:Could be my power ring. Either that or Kirby's Copy Ability.
Kirby:Poyo!
Post Battle Rikiya:It seems that the smell happened to be something sweet.
Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!
Klonoa:Oh! It must have been Kirby's Shortcake slice.
*Agent 4 & Agent 8 paired with Ingrid*
Pre Battle Ingrid:To think. Years go by and evolution ends with you two?
Agent 8:Is she by chance one of those humans that chatterbox Tartar is talking about?
Agent 4:I don't know. She looks too young to be that old? Or maybe?
Post Battle Agent 4:I must admit, you got some really fresh clothes there.
Ingrid:Oh, making me blush like that won't earn my respect.
Agent 8:Does that mean her clothes are before or after our time of fashion?
*Hiromi Tengenji & Toby Masuyo paired Strider Hiryu*
Pre Battle Hiromi:Working with a strider really eases my stress dealing with enemies.
Toby:Just because Hiryu is here,doesn't mean our enemies are over before we start.
Hiryu:Agreed. I am just here to complete the mission.
*Ryu & Sakura Kasugano paired with Zero (Megaman Zero)*
Pre Battle Ryu:Why is it that those humans you fight for don't have any self defense techniques.
Zero (Z):Not enough time, nor enough masters to teach.
Sakura K.:Plus I don't think people just go and train like we do.
*Sonic & Tails paired with Soren*
Pre Battle Soren:You rely too much on that speed of yours. You need to keep your speed only at the needed amount.
Sonic:I get it, I get it! Don't really need this strategy.
Tails:Well you did ask him for advice on tactics. Soren is as blunt as these types can get.
*Kiryu Kazuma & Goro Majima paired with Sasuke Sarutobi*
Pre Battle Majima:We must be real badasses to fight with a legendary ninja like this guy!
Sasuke:Yeah yeah, sure thing. Just wake me up when the battle gets really good. Zzzz Kiryu:I just wonder if our teachers ever talked about this habit of his. Kind of ruins the whole legendary status.
*1P & 2P paired with Bayonetta*
Pre Battle 1P:Hell! This lady sure is packing just as much as we can!
2P:If you ever want to just unload on some alien punks, join us for a run!
Bayonetta:Oh this is a very tempting offer. I might as well indulge then.
*Hideo Shimazu & Kyoko Minazuki paired with Phoenix Wright + Maya Fey*
Pre Battle Hideo:You seem quite scrawny,Mr. Wright. Ever consider enrolling as a teacher for Justice High?
Phoenix:Are you sure about that! I think your students will break me in a minute!
Kyoko:Oh come now, Phoenix. Could help you with that prosecutor who's whipping you out of shape,hehe.
*Ness & Paula paired with Pikachu + Pichu*
Pre Battle Pichu:*Electric around the cheeks* Pichu! PIIII!
Paula:That's the spirit! You got it right.
Ness:No doubt they will learn the other PK attacks in no time.
*Lyn & Ninian paired with Oliver*
Pre Battle Oliver:Oh? Such a radiant blue shine. And such a petite white dress. Truly a beautiful dragon indeed,
Ninian:A-are we really supposed to be allies with him?
Lyn:Like it or not. Seems an idiot won't leave until he sees this through. Now get away from her!
*The DragonTurtle appears in a strange light brown void*
*Flatzone from Super Smash Bros Melee plays*
Urashima:Great, where are we now!
Palutena:I can only take one major guess.
MrG&W:*Beeps*
Fox:So we ended up in that device. How….unusual.
Valkyrie:We must have entered here because of the Magic Circle.
Amazona:So how do we get out?
Byako:I could teleport us out. But this whole place is messing with my scanners.
All I'm getting are beeps.
Katee:Well if that's the case. We better find a way to get out of here.
*The Group exits the DragonTurtle*
Gemini:Gah! I feel so squished in this place!
Falco:Must be just how this world works.
Baby:Has this happened before!
Ken:Pretty sure every time we go here for a battle back in Smash!
Urashima:Seems this area is empty.
Xiaomu:Oh I won't be so sure about that.
*The group sees to their sides to see a burning building.*
Byako:Seems we already got trouble here.
Katee:That's not all.
*The group look over to the other side of the DragonTurtle to see a wooden fort*
Haken:Another wooden fort?
Volnutt:Could lead us back to Gain Ground.
Xiaomu:Do we really need to go back there again?
Toby:Could be our only way back out.
Pit:It's worth a shot.
*As the group was about to enter back inside the DragonTurtle, they heard the fire of the burning building get louder. They turn to see Honorians coming out of the building*
:Seems these monsters are a part of this problem.
Valkyrie:Then we better get rid of them to stop the fires.
*Victory Conditions:
Defeat the Honorians to stop the fires*
*Defeat Conditions:
Six Turns have passed*
*After defeating all of them*
*The Building continues to ablaze, as flat shaded firemen come out with rescue nets*
MrG&W:*Beeps*
Pit:Oh these guys are from this game. Do you want us to help them?
MrG&W:*Beeps* *Beeps*
Segata:Ah I see. It seems my fellow fighter for our passion wants us to beat this game. We must get those who come out of the building to get to the DragonTurtle.
Marth:So our transport is acting like that one transport from this world,right?
MrG&W:*Beeps*
Falco:So like the game. Seems easy enough.
?:Not while I am here!
*Paper Bowser appears*
*King of the Koopas from Paper Mario plays*
P. Bowser:You dang guys ruined everything! I was THIS close to burning that blasted pest! But now you have to go and destroy my helpers!
Peach:Who do you mean by that pest?
:Like I need to tell you guys anything. You may be Peach,but you won't replace the real deal.
Peach:Uh?
Sonic:Something tells me,what he is saying has to do with our favorite plumber.
Mario:Hmmm?
Luigi:Heh?
:Ergh! Make this harder,will yah! Well I already got some help with me.
*Strange living fireballs,who are made of paper, appear. Along them are these flat shaded enemy looking men with torches*
Luckily I got some help from my world and even this world's help as well. Now go and burn what's left of that place!
Gilgamesh:We won't let an evil beast like you get away with this!
Brad:Seems this guy is in line with McKinzie. Burning places seem on par with the two.
Shun:I second that.
Tails:So if Bowser is trying to burn the building.
Knuckles:Then it can only mean the paper version of Mario must be in there.
Byako:We better stop those guys from getting there and protect those fireman
*Updated Victory Conditions*
Defend the Building Defend the Firemen *Updated Defeat Conditions:
If any of the Firemen are defeated. Any enemy reaches the building*
*After saving the people from the burning building*
*A fireman to the side of the game's area rings a bell,causing the firemen to disappear*
Erica:Did we win?
Byako:Seems to be the case.
*The Building's flames disappear,as out came a paper version of Mario*
*Battle from Paper Mario plays*
:*Hops*
Mario:*Gibberish Italian* *Showing images of Paper Mario's Book*
Luigi:*Gibberish Italian* *Showing images of their adventure together*
:Mmmhmm! *nods*
Peach:It must be nice to see you again,Mario.
Pit:You fought with him before?
Peach:Indeed. We fought together when Bowser found his world. Both he and his paper version worked together and kidnapped me and the paper version of myself.
But with the three of them working together. They stopped Bowser and Paper Bowser.
:Oh yeah! ! Oh!
Peach:Oh Paper Peach and Paper Luigi are somewhere lost too? I guess you do have some enemies you have to take care of.
:*Hops*
Peach:Then we might as well find them while we go and save the world.
:Hey! Stop ignoring me! First you stop my plan,and now I have my old pain in the back working with you guys! GRAAAAH! Why can't I win for once! But it won't stop me.
I won't let any of you stop me. Come on, Guys!
?:Right King Bowser!
*The Koopa Bros appear*
Red:We totally got this,your gnarliness!
Yellow:With us here,you won't even need to fight.
:Hmph. After the last time. I think I need a bit more manpower than you four. Luckily my help should be here right now.
Come on,big guy! Time to get some action!
?:CHUNKS!
*A strange blocky esc figure slams onto the DragonTurtle. The Figure jumps over to the paper enemies*
*O'Chunks,Warrior from Super Paper Mario plays*
?:I've got deez nut bars! No 'ed to worry, King! I'll 'ave dem wrapped up 'en tight!
:You better. It's been long since I needed you or the girl to help me! Besides with that little jester freak back. We better look out for anything funny.
?:'Ight! Dat lil' magic man sure 'ad us for de long run.
:Oh!
?:Ah ha! Ye remember O'Chunks,eh? D'n ya best be running for de hills then,laddie!
Peach:Oh um? I don't think we met this person before?
O'Chunks:Eh? Wat! Der be three off dem?
:They are the not paper versions of My princess and the super dumb brothers.
O'Chunks:Ah I 'et it! Another dimension! So 'ey ar your troubles? De'n allow O'Chunks to be your fight'r!
Mario:*Gibberish Italian* *Shows image of O'Chunks with a Question Mark*
:*raises his hand with his mouth open*
Peach:So he was your enemy long ago. And was originally working for a person that also had Dimentio to work with too. So then if he's not with him, he's still our enemy.
Luigi:Oh yeah!
Black:Not while we are around! You won't even get to Lord Bowser with us in the way!
Green:Yeah! Just bring it on!
*Paper Mario joins as a Temporary solo unit*
*Updated Victory Conditions:
Defeat all enemies*
*After defeating a few enemies*
?:Mweehee hee! So this is where Grodus said you would be at!
:Oh!
*From the Building, out from a shadow came a small paper purple witch,whose lower half is sinking into the ground. She wore a pointy blue and white striped witch hat and had long white hair*
*The Shadow Sirens from Paper Mario & The Thousand Year Door plays*
?:So this is where you went off too,Mustached man! And here I thought this wouldn't be easier. But turns out it is.
:Hey! This is between me and Mario! Buzz off!
?:Oh I wouldn't think so, king koopa. We have business unsettled with mr. plumber man.
Don't we?
?:Guh!
*Out from a bigger shadow near her,was a larger purple girl with yellow hair and a yellow and white striped hat.*
?:Guh! Guh guh!
:Hey! I said!
?:Not now,Slick.
*A figure walks out of the building, with a party hat and a white cloak over its body.)
?:We've been waiting long enough,slick.
?:Indeed. We shall show you no mercy for what you have done to the Queen.
:Hmm?
:Her? But didn't Mario destroy her?
?:That's what you think! But not while the Shadow Sirens are around! We will make sure you pay for what you have done!
:What is happening?
?:Then allow me to explain.
*Dimentio appears*
*Deadly Whisper from Project X Zone plays*
Dimentio:I have brought the shadow sirens here to aid Sir Grodus. He demanded their services once the evil leader got his body back. I simply wished to help and aided his request.
:What! Why is that!
Dimentio:Because,king of all turtle soup. I wished to stir chaos amongst the crowds. Why not have a bit of fun by spreading this evil everywhere.
*A green sprout appears on the heads of the shadow sirens*
Dimentio:Now Beldum,Marilyn,Doopliss. Go and do your master's bidding. Do hope you have fun with their advance. Ahahaha!
*Dimentio snaps his fingers,as White,Black and Doctor X-Nauts appear around the Shadow Sirens*
Dimentio:Ciao.
*Dimentio disappears*
:I hate that little freak.
O'Chunks:Aye! I second dat.
*Title Call from Project X Zone plays*
Chapter 73:Game & Mario
*After defeating a few enemies*
?:Buh huh huh! So this is where he was at!
*Lord Crump appears out of the wooden fort*
*Invisible Stalker from Project X Zone 2 plays*
Crump:Now I can squash both him and the turtle king from before.
:You again! I don't think you are even a match for me! If it wasn't for that bomb,I'd have canned you!
Crump:Not so fast,pal. I got a few more tricks up my sleeve.
*He grabs a switch from his coat,as a strange robot flies in. He then enters into the robot*
Crump:Buh huh huh! You won't stop me while I am in this baby! Behold the Von Magnus Grapple Mark 2! Don't think I should hold back by using the first version.
Zero:Seems to me it looks like a ride armor but made by children.
Crump:What! I'm not going to let that slide! Come on guys!
*More X-Nauts appear out of the fort*
:Would you all stop interfering! This isn't fair!
*After defeating Red*
Red:Yowch! I'm out of here! Sorry lord bowser,dude!
*Red Retreats*
:Hey! Get back here!
*After defeating Black*
Black:No way! I can't believe it!
*Black retreats*
:Ergh! Forget him, Bowser. They can fix this next time.
*After defeating Green*
Green:I gotta bolt! Good luck,your scaliness!
*Green Retreats*
:Hmph..
*After defeating Yellow*
Yellow:Time to retreat! Bye!
*Yellow retreats*
:I knew they should have brought that stupid robot of yours truly. Would have stalled these heroes.
*After defeating O'Chunks*
O'Chunks:Blarg! I'm all chunk'd out. I'd better go for now! Aye! See ya guys next time!
*The blocky man farts and flies away*
Byako:For that real just happen? That's just gross…
*After defeating Paper Bowser*
:No! I won't quit! I'll get my revenge,mario!
* retreats*
Luigi:Bye bye.
*After defeating Beldum*
Beldum:Darn you! You are stronger than before. But not enough to beat Master Grodus. Or Master Dimentio!
*Beldum melts into the ground*
*After defeating Marilyn*
Marilyn:Guh guh!
*Marilyn melts into the ground*
*After defeating Doopliss*
Doopliss:No! I'll get yah soon for that,Slick! Make sure of it!
*Doopliss slowly moves back,before running away out of sight.*
*After defeating Crump,causing the Von Magnus Grapple Mark 2 to explode*
Crump:Crud! Come on! I won't go down that easily!
*After defeating Lord Crump*
Crump:You beat me. Big whoop. But won't Master Grodus,however. He's got big plans. Just you wait.
*Lord Crump Retreats*
*After defeating the remaining enemies*
*Go Next from Project X Zone plays*
Katee:Seems we beat the game.
Xiaomu:I'm pretty sure we are far from beating the game.
Reiji:Regardless.
*The world begins to brighten.*
Reiji:Looks like we are done here. Everyone inside! I have a hunch once we get out of the DragonTurtle again,we will be back in the pyramid.
*The group re enter the vehicle,as the flash consumes everything around them.*.