Pre Battle Chris:Fighting alongside a kid. We might get him in some real danger battling next to us.
Jill:I'm pretty sure this kid has seen more action than we could in our years.
Agent 3:...
*Shion Uzuki & MOMO paired with Lady*
Pre Battle Shion:Given your skills against demons,is it possible you can help Vector with the Gnosis?
Lady:Aren't those alien things usually see-through? Hard to hit them with my firepower.
MOMO:Don't worry. KOS-MOS can ground them for you.
*Ike & Mist paired with Miles Edgeworth and Kay Faraday*
Pre Battle Mist:A thief? Oh you are similar to our friends Volke and Sothe.
Kay:Oooo! Are they master thieves! You gotta tell me!
Ike:Well Sothe and Volke do well. But we have to pay up whenever Volke opens something…
*Vyse & Aika paired with Sanger Zonvolt*
Pre Battle Sanger:Fighting for the freedom of your people. That is a fight worth seeing the end for.
Vyse:Indeed. We won't lose sight of what's right.
Aika:Yeah! Now let's go!
*Pit & Valkyrie paired with Rikiya Busujima*
Pre Battle Rikiya:There is an ominous yet sweet smell in the air.
Valkyrie:You sense it too,Busujima. The smell of our next enemies.
Pit:(Oh no! He can smell the Floor Ice Cream I just had!)
*Armor King & Jon Talbain paired with Kage Maru*
Pre Battle Jon:Ninjas seem to be always elusive.
Kage:Indeed. For we are shadows,ready to strike!
Armor:Strange. I recall two ninjas that come with giant helicopters. But they worked for the government.
*Masamune Date & Kojuro Katakura paired with Strider Hiryu*
Pre Battle Kojuro:His attire and appearance is like that of Sasuke or Kasuga.
Hiryu:I do not care about appearance. Only that my mission be fulfilled.
Masamune:Sure don't act like those ninjas that's for sure.
*Hayato Hazuki & June Lin Millaim paired with Siegfreid Schtauffen*
Pre Battle Siegfreid:Light Weapons. I remember long ago I faced opponents that used those weapons.
Hayato:You have faced others who used Plasma Power?
June:If that's the case,you must tell us who they are!
*Tyris Flare & Gilius Thunderhead paired with Vashyron*
Pre Battle Vashyron:Never was into the tough and strong type of gals. But I would do what I can for you,Princess.
Tyris:Save your flirtations for some who can't take you seriously.
Gillius:Seems a man like him just has no luck with a face like that,haha!
*Karin Kazuki & Ibuki paired with Olimar + Louie*
Pre Battle Karin:These Pikmin sure are something. Captain I shall pay you for some to be added to my garden.
Olimar:Oh um? I never sold pikmin before. Hopefully your pay will get my company out of debt.
Ibuki:Woah! You wouldn't sell those cute little guys,would you?!
*Roy & Eliwood paired with Pelleas*
Pre Battle Eliwood:That demeanor. You sort of remind me of Young Zephiel,King Pelleas.
Pelleas:Oh. What do you mean by that?
Roy:I assure you father must mean by similar appearance. We know you are nothing like what he became.
*Dante & Trish paired with Katee (Byako Armor)*
Pre Battle Dante:With moves like that,you guys are welcome to fight with us at Devil May Cry.
Trish:But we won't wait for you new rookies to catch up in time.
Byako (Armor):Is that a challenge? We accept.
Katee:Byako! Don't just agree to stuff like that for the both of us! Hey!
*The group enters the mouth of the castle. Everyone falls into what seems to be that of a throne room. On said throne was indeed Cackletta. With Midbus to her left and Fawful flying with his Vacuum Helmet to her right.*
*Cackletta's theme from Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga plays*
Cackletta:Eyahahaha! Your work against the scientists was all the easier to take command.
Fawful:Why let us do such grunt work while we have foes like you.
Midbus:Now with their ships at our command,we will be taking what's left of this pathetic city and its populace. Xiaomu:Like we are going to let you do that!
Reiji:We aren't losing Shibuya to a couple of dimensional interlopers.
Fawful:Hahahaha! How can one stop those who wield powers like these!
*The Dark Star descends from above,as a suction device disperses to the three.*
Cackletta:Let us see how long you can last before the end.
*Professor Snifits,Troopeas,Beanies,and Cannon Snifits appear*
Peach:How did you gain control of Bowser's castle?
Fawful:Foolish Lizard King was busier than a surprise test at school! My forces have taken this castle for Cackletta's all mighty evil! I spit in the faces of those who can not understand my fury!
Midbus:Mmmphmmphmmph. Allow me to take the first shot,Master Fawful.
Fawful:Give them a blackout,Midbus! I HAVE CHORTLES!
Midbus:Mmmphmmphmmph. Indeed,Master Fawful.
Sonic:So this is one of the threats we got to deal with? I'm surprised he managed to outscheme Eggman and those other eggheads.
Megaman:Which means we shouldn't underestimate him.
Cackletta:Indeed. With what I heard from my servant,the Darkstar is said to contain powers unwieldy to stop. Perfect for my conquest to rule all. You all will soon witness the end once we complete our next task. Using and corrupting the Bean Star!
Peach:No! If she manages to use and corrupt that powerful object, who knows what will happen to our world and all others!
Fawful:Our wish is fully to turn each world to our side. To show all who dares not to submit to us will get the message! Like a sticky note reminder of desperation! Hahahaha!
Mario:Eeeerrr!
Luigi:Hmmm!
Peach:We refuse to let such a fate come to reality!
Cackletta:Try as you might! It is all but a fruitless effort!
*Victory Conditions:Defeat all enemies*
*Defeat Conditions:
Mario & Luigi are defeated Peach & Estelle are defeated*
*After a few turns*
Midbus:They are persistent, Master. Fawful:Indeed,Midbus. Then let us halt their progress with our newly acquired property!
*Fawful grabs a remote from his cloak and presses the button on said device. A Robodian Generator erupts from the ground in front of the throne. The device sparks as copies of Metal Sonic*
*Accelerating Chaos from Namco X Capcom plays*
Metal:...
Sonic seems fitting to start throwing the other egghead's robots our way.
Knuckles:We beat them before,and we can sure beat them again!
Fawful:Fink rats! To think defeating a repeating opponent shall be as easy as the baker's dozen! You have scattered brains. Witness this!
*The Darkstar starts to glow,as a strange purple aura emanates from the copies*
Midbus:Let us see if you can crush them. Now that they are embedded with the power of the Darkstar.
Tails:Won't stop us from destroying them.
Fawful:Hahahaha! Is that so? My fury must be satisfied! Attack!
*Robot Axel along with Robot X's appear near the left side of the throne room.*
*Go Straight! From Streets of Rage 2 plays*
:Good. Mr. X does not wish to wait on my assault any longer.
Cody:Oh great.. It's that tin can copy yours again.
Axel:Hmph. Just how many me's does he get?
Adam:As many as he can throw at us.
I suggest you and your forces surrender now. Consider the surrender a kindness from my boss.
Adam:How is that an act of kindness?
Byako:One where they are kinder after hearing about our deaths.
Katee:I doubt that will be the reason. These guys drown themselves in villainy.
Sonic:Is that all you got?
:We have more than you can handle.
*Another Adam appears*
Adam:Damn. It was only a matter of time What,you're gonna bring out those wire worked copies of Blaze too?
:Nah. Us two and the rest of the troops are just enough.
Cackletta:Eyahahaha! This is mainly the appetizer. Allow us to serve you another.
*Black Hayato appears on the right side of the throne room,with Vector Bots and Mass produced copies of Solo*
*Against the Absolute from Star Gladiators 2 plays*
:Perfect timing. I'm going to save Bilstein the trouble and myself the satisfaction of killing Hayato!
Hayato:You! Damn Bilstein!
June:Just what does his and Meio's forces have to do with these greenish demons!
:As if you need to know. The only thing I will say about this partnership is the chance to kill you two!
Hayato:Not a chance! I will not have you or Bilistein have your way!
June:As Star Gladiators,it is our duty to stop you!
:You won't! Allow me to show you!
Byako:That imp sure has help just like that.
Haken:But just how did he get those guys to help him here?
Katee:To get the chance of killing their respective foes. Any evil never lets that chance pass by them.
*After a few turns*
Cackletta:I didn't expect your forces to last this long while we wield the Darkstar's power. But I rather finish this so that we may continue our assault on that pathetic base of yours! Fawful! It is time we put our plans into action!
Fawful:Of course your grinlyness!
*Fawful activates a switch again,as Bob-ombs with Numbers appear surrounding the whole group*
*The Gate of Solved Fates from Namco X Capcom plays*
Mario:Oh no!
Luigi:Oh no!
Xiaomu:What is that!
Kurt:They look like explosives but with legs.
Peach:Those are timer bob-ombs. Seems our enemies want to finish fast. If we don't finish this battle soon,they will destroy us all.
Byako:I would rather not. I can teleport them out of here.
Fawful:Hahahaha! Foolish tinfoil twit! No Ouma tech is working in this domain.
*A strange electrical sound is heard,as Byako starts to power down.*
Byako:Why does everyone just inconvenience me…
Katee:It's not your fault they can see this a mile away.
Palutena:I doubt they can stop us from using our powers.
Cackeltta:Eyahaha! Your powers are useless here! Thanks to the Darkstar's force,my magic can stop those pesky teleportation powers of yours!
Reiji:Seems like they were prepared for anything we can use to get out of here.
Then we better go and defeat them now.
*Updated Victory Conditions:Defeat all boss units before 20 turns*
*Updated Defeat Conditions:20 turns have passed*
*After a few turns*
Fawful:Nosy nose pickers! I HAVE FURY!
Ingrateful pests! You all continue to persist!
?:Hey you green freaks!
*A familiar shadow starts to from near the end area of when the group entered in,as Bowser falls onto the floor*
*Koopa's Theme from Super Mario 64 plays*
Bowser:How dare you continue to use my castle! If you have forgotten,I own this place!
Cackletta:Insolence! Your ownership of this castle is no more!
Fawful:Hahahaha! The idiot Lizard King thinks he could take back what is lost to him. I say,you are moronic like a village idiot! Being a fool for everyone to see!
Bowser:Hmph! I've had enough with all this disrespect! Allow me to show you a lot. I still own this place!
*Red and Green Koopa Troopas and Paratroopas appear*
Midbus:You have no power in this castle. It is we who dictates this fortress!
Peach:I must admit. I do feel sad for just how much Bowser tends to lose.
Bowser:Oh you are worried about me? Of course my future wife would be!
Xiaomu:Man, he is exactly like Dokugozu.
Bowser:HEY! I JUST SAID I AM NOT LIKE HIM!
Byako:Doesn't look like you are trying to differentiate yourself from the blue bull.
Katee:Let's just finish this. The last thing we need is focusing on the love life of one of our enemies.
Bowser:Ergh! Enough with this! I'm not taking this anymore!
*Two Boom-Booms appear near him*
Get out!
*After two turns*
*The castle shakes,as though it was under attack*
Cackletta:What! What was that!
Fawful:We are receiving enemy fire! Joe!
*Black Helicopters fly into the castle,as Black Hole Soldiers troop in,wielding guns and rocket launchers*
*Black Hole Theme from Advance Wars 2:Black Hole Rising plays*
B.H.I.:All of you surrender now in the name of the Black Hole.
Fawful:What is this! Spacemen dare invade us!
B.H.I.:We are taking this base in the name of our leader,Sturm!
Byako:Great. More of these soldier guys from that war sim. But how did they get here?
:Do you think Bass and Azure Kite are outside?
:We can only assume.
?:Gahahaha! I'd say you listen to us and follow those demands!
*A man with red goggles and a spiked soldier helmet goes down near the soldiers*
*Flak's Theme from Advance Wars 2:Black Hole Rising plays*
Pit:Now who is that! Chris:Seems like some over exaggerated soldier?
KOS-MOS:I have scanned the database. That is Flak,a Commanding Officer of the Black Hole Army from Advance Wars.
Shion:So they even got the COs from the simulator too?
MOMO:Bringing them to the real world is a really dangerous idea.
Tron:I always had trouble facing him.
Flak:I'd figure these guys would have Intel on us. But nothing like that has ever stopped us! Troops! Show those pukes that the Black Hole army is to remain feared by all!
B.H.I.:Yes commander!
Fawful:Ignorant A.I.! No digital dummies shall overthrow my plans!
Flak:Hehe. This little runt is supposed to be a threat? Go and take that speck out of the field,troops!
Leon S.:Never thought we have to go fight an electronic soldier strategist.
T-elos:It's just the first member of their army. It mostly stands that they are by that means,the weakest.
Flak:How dare you call me the weakest! I'll show you!
Bowser:Errr! All of you! I can't take it if all you runts continue to just invade my castle!
Flak:Hehe! So you're the owner? What,you have to plaster your face at the top? This should be easy pickings.
Bowser:Grah! No way am I being undermined by a digital runt!
*Title Call from Project X Zone plays*
Chapter 84:Who's really in Charge
*Black Hole units will engage both the Enemy and your forces.*
(Flak will gain energy for his CO meter from his defeated units or defeating units*
*When Flak gains enough energy*
Flak:Hehehe. You guys are toast!
*A strange energy now surrounds his units*
KOS-MOS:Flak's forces seem to have an increase of damage.
Flak:Let's see just how long you can last before we wipe the floor with you!
*All Black Hole units will now do extra damage*
(If Brutal Force causes its other effect:)
KOS-MOS:Flak's forces have decreased in damage output.
Flak:H-h-hey! Don't go and call something like that out! Allow me to show you my CO power is just as strong as the Black Hole's Forces!
*All Black Hole units do less damage*
*After defeating Midbus*
Midbus:What! Impossible! The power of the Darkstar isn't strong enough to stop you!
*Midbus tries to comprehend,only for Luigi to rush in and whack him out of the castle with his hammer.*
Luigi:Bye bye!
*After defeating Fawful*
Fawful:Finkrats! How dare you beat us even with the most darkest power! I say to you,perish!
*Fawful begins to charge some energy from his Suction Helmet,only for a strange malfunction to occur,blowing up in his face and sending him flying outside the castle.*
*After defeating Cackletta*
Cackletta:Impossible! Too think even with all this dark power,we still can not beat you!
Well let us see how fast you can get us. Once we have gathered the Beanstar,all will fall.
*Cackletta shrinks into a dark shadow circle,only for it to slowly shrink and disappear into nothingness.*
Peach:We better head to the Beanbean Kingdom before they can get their hands on it.
*After defeating Robot Axel*
:Grah!
*Robot Axel explodes*
Axel:One down. One more to go.
*After defeating Robot Adam*
:Damn!
*Robot Adam explodes*
Adam:You think Blaze might be in danger just as we are?
Axel:I doubt it. Blaze has handled tougher jobs than this. I wonder what she's up to now.
*After defeating Black Hayato*
:RAGH! I will make sure you perish next time. And once I do,the rest of the Star Gladiators will share the same fate too!
*Black Hayato retreats*
*After defeating Bowser*
Bowser:No! I will not be forced out of my castle again!
*Bowser begins to charge only for Peach to stand in front of him,halting his charge.*
Peach:Not on my watch.
*Peach grabs a golf club and swings,hitting the koopa king out of the castle,making a bowser shaped hole from his exit*
*After defeating Flak's units*
Flak:No way! I won't be out done by rookies!
*Flak retreats*
*After all bosses are defeated*
Kite:We can't rest now. What's going on out there.
Haseo:If that guy was from that Advance Wars simulator then no doubt Bass and Azure are out there. Which means the real world is doomed if AIDA can escape The World again.
Blackrose:Then let's go!
Byako:Right. I think that shrimp's energy field is down thanks to us kicking his little butt out of here.
*Byako opens a portal,as the group enters it*