The Aqua Teen's old foes return to wreak havoc upon New Jersey.

Shake and Frylock are happy calling themselves a couple, but what happens when a bodacious beauty moves in across the street? Rated T for SLASH, innuendo, mild sexual content, some violence, e.t.c. COMPLETE!

Who doesn't want to read a collection of stories about Carl and the anthropomorphic McDonald's trash he calls neighbors?

Shake's letter to Frylock.

A "what if" alternate ending of Party All The Time in which Frylock dies of cancer and Shake, Meatwad, and Carl struggle to cope with the loss.

Sequel to Master Wrong. When Olivia reveals that he accidentally got her pregnant, Shake goes into a phase of panic and secludes himself over the fact that he's going to be a father. And Frylock stresses him out even more with his lecturing that he should be there for Olivia in her dire condition. Will Shake come to his senses before it's too late?

Is it beastiality or objectophilia? When Frylock hires a babysitter, Shake falls for her, but she doesn't feel the same way for him; in fact, she has little respect for him at all. So, what'll it take for Shake to make her love him back?

If ATHF rose from it's beautiful, charcoal-black ashes. Rated T for ludicrous amounts of violence, censored profanity, explicit references to drugs and stuff, and super-subtle sexy jokes.

To celebrate my four-year anniversary on this site, I've decided to upload thirteen chapters... of utter nonsense. Happy April Fools Day, everybody.

The Season 12 Premiere of Aqua Teen Hunger Force (or called Aqua You Got It). Meatwad has an endocrinology appointment, but the Teens realize they're at some 19-year old Miami girl's house. Note: I made up Tyler (b. February 5, 1996).

When the Atari 2600 can no longer entertain Shake, he hatches a drastic scheme to acquire enough money to purchase a modern console.

Carl got a new car, but it isn't an ordinary one... This is my first fic, so please, review:)

FINALLY I got around to writing this, Ignignokt and Err slash, gah I love it. I was too lazy to make chapters so it's just one. ENJOY you perverts :)

What do you get when you add a temperamental milkshake, a talking pig, and a rap battle? Another episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, duh!

Master shake is tired of Frylock ignoring him. But then Frylock explains that he's bored. So shake shows him some fun. Rated M for a REASON!

Carl has put up with all his neighbors' nonsense for years, but now, he finally snaps, deciding to formulate a plan to take them out for good. Of course, this being Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it won't stick permanently.

To the tune of Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County" featuring Carl and Hand Banana from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Hand Banana's train of thought when he wakes up in the middle of the night morning and reflects on his life thus far with Carl.

School's gonna start soon, and Meatwad is finally allowed to go this year, giving Frylock and Shake the peace and quiet they need...but will it last? Hints of FxS slash, but not the mushy-wushy kind.

Shake begins to think he's the "master"

Shake's reaction to Carl's new relationship. Contains Shake, Meatwad, Frylock, Carl and Hand Banana.

More Carl and Hand Banana cuteness. This tiny story aims to explain the origin of the jacket Hand Banana is wearing in the Unit Patrol Squad 1 intro.

This basically picks up where the Hand Banana episode left off. My interpretation of what happened. Carl and Hand Banana. My first actual story here. Please R&R.

A parody of Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl". It's from Carl's perspective, and is in reference to the "Hand Banana" episode.

ATHF pairings that should NEVER EVER happen