I finally return from trying to figure out how to go about this. I hope yall enjoy the madness of both Nezu and myself being in the same room. Side note, I apologize, this one is having to be dragged kicking and screaming.
All that said, let's get on with the show!
As the door opens, no one else seems to notice. I, finding humor in letting this just happen, stop talking to Jiro and face the front, but don't say anything. Jiro notices, Shoji notices, and no one else. "If you're here to make friends, then you can just leave now." Everyone looks around and finally find catapillarzawa emptying a juice pack just glaring at everyone. He sends a small nod in my and the other sensory types directions, I'm trying not to show how happy that makes me.
"Good to know at least some of you were paying attention. Now then, I'm your homeroom teacher Shota Aizawa, put these on and get to the practice field. You have 15 minutes." I'm already out the door by the time the next person is standing up, I'm looking forward to this way too much. In the lockers, I catch the grapist trying his usual shit, better fix this now. "Oi Grapist, if I catch you trying anything I will personally make your insides your outsides and then feed you to Bakugo. And before you try to deny anything I have been watching you leer at every woman in class."
Suffice it to say that order will hold for all of five minutes, but hey at least I warned him. I'm the first out to the field and Aizawa catches my attention, "I don't know what you did or who you did it to but the rat wants to talk to you after we get done here. Also, You're the only one who seems to be taking this seriously, good job problem child." I am trying my damndest to maintain my normal neutral face and not display the absolute pure joy at his comments. I might be failing given his confused look, but oh well I tried.
After everyone gets out to the practice field barely within Aizawa's time requirements, he starts talking. "Now that everyone is here, let's get started on the Quirk Apprehension Test before wasting any more time." "But Sensei, what about orientation? The guidance counselors?" there goes Uraraka, "If you have time for pointless ceremonies and meetings, then you don't have time to be a hero, now then, let's get started. Midoriya, get up here and throw this as hard as you can with your Quirk." And let the fun begin, now with 99% less bone breaking! (I'm sorry for how bad that joke was)
I grab the ball and get in the circle, let's go with 15%, still safe but pushing it, and basically use myself as a catapult, getting a pretty good 800 meters. Que the shocked expressions from the peanut gallery, and the gravest sin of speech around Aizawa, "This looks like so much fun!" from Mina. Also of note, "DEKUUUUUU!" guess who. Before Aizawa can wrap him up or even use his Quirk, I, still at 15% mind you, slam Bakubitch face-first into the ground. "That's quite enough, both of you. Bakugo, meet me after class, we need to have a discussion." Like that will work but you do you teach.
After I let go of Bakugo I walk back over to the class to see nothing but shocked people. "Why are you all looking at me like that, I've wanted to do that for ages?" "Midoriya, kero, it's mostly just that we didn't see you of all people being the first to do that, much less with a smile on your face." "Ya know what, that's fair. I don't exactly give off a 'bullied for 11 years' vibe do I?" "I'm sorry WHAT?" ow my fucking ears, forgot teenagers tend to get loud. "It's not that big a deal, everything that was done was supported by adults anyways, after all why get on the all star's case over bullying the 'Quirkless' kid when it could ruin the all star's rep and future. It's one of the big reasons I want to be a hero, to fix this messed up world without unnecessary bloodshed."
God these people are easy to awe, that's not even that lofty a goal, it could be accomplished right this second if people decided to. "Wait what do you mean Quirkless?" There it is, the big question, thank god Yaoyorozu is curious. "I was a bit of a unique circumstance, I have a stockpile Quirk, it stockpiles excess energy of any form. It started gaining energy when I was born, but by the time I was 4 and would normally be able to release the energy, it had built up more than my body could handle, so my brain put a safety on it, and I was considered Quirkless."
I put that month into coming up with a valid cover story, hopefully they leave it at that. "Bullshit Deku I've seen your x-rays, you're fully Quirkless so start talking about where you got it!" "Ah yes, because there is LITERALLY no other way than a FUCKING X-RAY to determine Quirk status. About 10% of people without the toe joint are Quirkless, and about 5% with the joint have Quirks. It proves fucking nothing, it's just the first check because it's generally correct. That doctor we went to as kids took it as gospel and didn't do any other checks on me."
"If you all are done arguing about the theory behind Quirks, we have a test to finish." At least Aizawa gets the attention off me for a second, on to the rest of the tests. Most of the scores are pretty much the same, the only real difference is me getting 3.7 seconds on the sprint, 400kg grip, and overall just better scores than Izuku. In the end I took third, Bakugo came in fourth (suck it), and now Mineta is last. Aizawa does his whole 'logical ruse' shit that I'm well aware is a lie, and we go back inside to change.
After walking back to our class, I got caught up in talking with Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Uraraka, and Iida. "You know Uraraka, if you want music that's kinda spacey I can recommend Starset, they have some good ones just really long fade outs." Of course, we are talking about music, what else would we be talking about. Unfortunately, I can't walk with them all the way to the station, I need to go talk to the rat god. "Well, my apologies but I need to cut this short, I need to go talk to a teacher about something. I'll see yall tomorrow."
After leaving my new friend group at the gate, I go straight to Nezu's office for this long awaited chat. Knocking on the door it swings open almost immediately, damn that's creepy. "Hello Nezu, what did you want to talk about?" "Well Midoriya come in, come in, our mutual acquaintance recommended I speak with you. He said you would make for a most interesting conversation partner." How the hell did the rat know I prefer coffee over tea? Oh well, questions for never. "Well to start, how much did Yagi tell you about me and my circumstances?" "Not much I'm afraid, beyond that you are much more than you seem and are his successor. So, what makes you special Midoriya?"
I begin explaining the crazy shit that is my reincarnation before getting into what I know of this world, which is a lot, with only a few questions from Nezu. "All that said, I only told Yagi up to the internships, I'm guessing you can piece together why? I don't want to, or think I could for that matter, hold him back from going to that bar right now with no backup and dying." Nezu is just nodding silently, I can see why people get scared of him now. "You are correct in only telling Yagi what you did, now then about your education. Is it a stretch to say that you know everything this school might be able to teach you academically, beyond some 'catching up' with history?" "That will be unnecessary, I do still have Midoriya's memories."
I had fun talking with the Rat, he's a stoat but eh, let's see, anything else I should take care of? Oh yeah, I need to talk to Snipe and try to get a meeting with Miriai, that will be fun. Pretty sure my psycho grin is showing, damnit.
