Hazbin Hotel: The Million Year Old Sinner

by SenoirNathaniel

Stumbling into the undergrounds of Hell, Vaggie and Charlie meet a towering behemoth of a caveman named Oogar, who had spent most of his years beneath the surface. Oogar joins the two and enters the redemption program at the Hazbin Hotel, where he goes down a perilous path to redemption against powerful demons and his own primordial fears.

10. You Got To Have Freedom

Millions of Years Ago...

The sounds of ravenous wild dogs snarling, booming ape-like screams, and the tearing of flesh is all the could be heard throughout the twilight caverns, the echoes barely being heard from outside the cave walls. A huddle of canines draped in ragged fur and speckles of blood furiously hurled themselves at Oogar, the lead dog extending its claws outward in an attempt to tackle its human prey to the ground. The boy furrowed his brow and quickly ducked beneath the approaching canine, proceeding to jab his spear right underneath the dog's gut. The beast's growl of rage devolved into a whimper of pain before its body was hurled several feet forward while the remaining two wild dogs took its place.

Readying his spear, Oogar attempted to attack one of the approaching dogs with a jab of his blade. Unfortunately for the boy, the canine managed to dart towards Oogar's side, opening its maw and before chomping down. The razor-sharp teeth punched deep into the young neanderthal's thigh, fresh blood erupting from the bite marks as Oogar emitted a pained scream. The child violently spun around in, the pain forcing the child to drop his torch, trying its best to get the beast off of him but to no avail while the second dog was able to knock him down with a swipe of his claws. Upon falling to the ground, his spear fell out of his hands while the dog's teeth were still embedded in his flank. The second hound was slowly approaching, the child desperately trying to find a way out of this

Grabbing the jagged hunk of rock, Oogar proceeded to stab it straight into the dog's eye as blood splurted onto the sharp end of the stone. That one attack was all Oogar needed to get the dog off of him as it opened its jaws and recoiled in pain, leaving behind noticeable bite marks. The second canine proceeded to lunge at the child but Oogar was able to retrieve his torch and swiped at the approaching canine with the firebrand. The flames licked the canine's face, leaving behind a noticeable sear that stretched from its eye and down to its cheek. The attack set the canine off track, crashing into the dirt ground while its one-eyed companion attempted to attack Oogar from the side a second time but would suddenly feel the rock piercing straight through its skull and into its brain, the hound's body going limp within seconds.

Dropping the sharp hunk of rock, Oogar cocked its head over to the remaining canine, who glared at its human opponent with ferocious hatred. Oogar locked eyes with the scarred dog, slowly making his way towards his spear while still having eye contact with the beast. Lowering itself for a brief handful of seconds, the canine leaped forward in a frenzy of rage while the child, acting fast, managed to snatch the shaft of his spear before swinging it in a sweeping motion. The blade swiftly raced across the canine's neck, a large horizontal cut opening up on the wild dog's neck as its body dropped dead onto the ground. Hadn't it been for his wounds, Oogar would've shouted out in victory, as he slowly shuffled over to the cave walls that ripped out strands of grass and roots. He proceeded to carefully bandage up his wounds, sucking in puffs of air from the grueling fight.

While he was tending to his wounds, Oogar's ears managed to pick up something from the far end of the cave. It most certainly was the growl of an animal but its tone was far lower to belong to a dog or anything close to that. Oogar knew that he wouldn't be turning back, he had made it this far and he wasn't going to let some animalistic snarls scare him away from completing his journey. After fully bandaging his wounds, Oogar quickly picked up his spear and torch and steadily made his way down the trail. A small droplet of sweat slowly moved down the child's brow as he tightened the grip on his spear. Just as it seemed another fight was about to commence, the low snarling ceased, and from what the torch could allow Oogar to see, there was nothing. The boy, confident that there was no danger to be found, lowered his spear and torch but it didn't take long for Oogar to be suddenly struck right in the face by an unseen force.

Oogar's body struck the ground back-first with an audible 'THUD' while a painful sensation overtook his whole face. Putting his hand on his cheek, he felt the stinging sensation of three fresh scars that oozed blood. A terrifying roar suddenly filled the cave walls as the boy cocked his head to the source and found himself in the presence of a ferocious bear that easily towered over Oogar. The beast unleashed another mighty roar of seething fury towards the child, who dared trespass on his own domain. Oogar was almost paralyzed in fear from the sight of the monster much akin to a mouse caught in the emotionless gaze of a snake, but the child would soon snap out of this trance when the bear raised its paw and brought it down in an attempt to land another strike on its intruder.

Jumping out of harm's way, Oogar rolled forward and narrowly avoided being sliced open by the bear's claws, which slashed into the dirt. Snarling in annoyance, the beast turned towards his new prey, who was hastily retrieving both his torch and spear. The bear rushed towards his prey with murderous intent while the boy tried to ward off the approaching monster by waving his torch around whilst screaming at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately, this did little to impede the charging beast, who lunged at the child forcing him to dodge a second time. This fueled the bear's wrath to a greater extent while Oogar rushed at his new animalistic opponent and plunged the tip of his spear into the bear's side. However, due to the beast's thick hide, the attack failed to bring the bear down as he suddenly turned around and whacked Oogar against the wall with a strong swipe.

Oogar let out a grunt of pain, dropping to the ground while the bear slowly approached the downed child with the spear still lodged in its body. Oogar, however, got back up on his feet and reached for a pouch that was attached to his waist. The boy then unsheathed a saber-tooth knife, preparing to take the massive predator on. He had made it this far and he knew full well that this was the apex of his journey. No matter how big or strong his opponent was, he would fight his way to reach the end, up until the very last bone in his body breaks.

Above all else, turning back was no longer an option.

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A Dark Corridor

"Christ it feels like we're climbing into another fuckin' circle..." Angel grumbled to himself aloud, continuing his descent down the latter to where ever it led with his fellow crewmates following him down the dark shaft.

"Just keep moving until we reach the bottom," Vaggie replied, just inches above Oogar, descending further. Despite being surrounded by pitch black, the crew was determined to take on whatever was waiting for them at the very bottom. Approaching deeper into the blackness, Oogar suddenly felt his feet touch against the ground. The behemoth took himself off of the latter and took a couple of steps forward. The caveman found himself surrounded by pure darkness, having strayed far away from the only source of light. It didn't take long for Angel and Vaggie to reach the bottom, pulling themselves off of the latter and onto the ground.

"See anything?" Vaggie asked both of her companions.

"Oogar see nothing..." The caveman replied, shaking his head.

"Well, Vaggie, I see absolutely nothing but darkness if that's what you're askin' me..." Angel replied. "More importantly though, I wanna know is what in the hell is taking Cherri so long. She should be down here already."

"LOOK OUT BELLOOOOW!~" Cherri's voice echoed throughout blackness as the one-eyed anarchist landed rear-first onto Vaggie and Angel, pinning both of them against the ground.

"AUGH! FUCK!" Vaggie cursed out loud while Angel let out a screech of pain.

"Ugh... Fuckin' hell..." Angel muttered to himself before hitting the cyclopean with an annoyed glare. "Come on, Cherri... Was that really fuckin' necessary?"

"Hey, I warned ya, didn't I? Don't start bitching when I clearly told you to watch out," Cherri said, getting off of the two.

"Cherri, how the can I 'watch out' when I can barely see shit!" Angel retorted, getting back onto his feet while dusting himself off.

"Aren't spiders, like, nocturnal and all that shit? You should've been able to see me coming from a mile away." Cherri said in her defense.

"Hey, I may be a man of the night but that doesn't mean I got night vision! It means I want some rando to climb inside of me for four hundred bucks." Angel responded, folding his upper-set of arms while he placed his lower set on his hips.

"Will you idiots shut up already!? We've got bigger things to worry about..." Vaggie said in frustration. Just as it seemed the group had hit another dead end, just far away from them, a massive doorway started to open up from them while a white light peaked its way through the tunnel. Not having anywhere else to go, the crew had no other options but to press onward and see just what was waiting for them on the other side. Oogar was the first to go, making a dead sprint down the corridor with Vaggie trailing him from behind.

"Hey, wait up!" Angel said, promptly following the group alongside Cherri. Making it further down the passage, the crew were able to pick up a faint sound that came from the doorway. At first, they were unsure of what it was but as the group made it further down the dreary passageway, it became much more clear. Upon making it to the other end, the group had to briefly shield their eyes from the brightness while the booming hollering of a crowd echoed into their ears. Once their sights adjusted to the light, they had found themselves standing inside of a massive, dirt-ridden arena, surrounded by a crowd of imps, who all hollered like maniacs.

"Okay, gonna be real for a moment... I was half expecting this." Angel said. "Like, I was expecting the whole arena thing but I was also banking on this being some weird, abstract orgy shit."

"Is sex everything you can think about right now?!..." Vaggie asked with annoyance.

"Meh, keeps my mind off of all the horrible life choices that I've made during my whole entire existence." Angel replied with a shrug. Suddenly, the roar of a motor engine filled the whole arena but it was unknown where it was coming from.

"EVERYBODY MOVE, NOW!" Vaggie instructed her group, all of which had taken notice of the oncoming vehicle as they threw themselves to the side. Speeding out of the doorway was none other but Chugg, reunited with his motorcycle.

"HAHA! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I GOT MY RUTHIE HERE AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU SHITHEADS, Y'ALL GONNA BE NOTHIN' BUT ROADKILL!" Chugg said with a guffaw.

"Oh yeah? You have your motorcycle, big whoop. We just fucked up a massive towtruck, what makes you so special!" Cherri said with a smirk.

"OH NO, I AIN'T GOIN' IN THIS ALL ALONE, FRECKLE TITS! OH, BOYS!" Chugg called out, his lips cracking into a disgusting, yellow-toothed grin. On the opposite end of the arena, a large garage door swung open, and pouring into the arena was a cavalcade of Tarzanites. Riding on either jeeps or motorcycles, the group of unhinged savages unleashed an ear-piercing screech while the audience joined in. Chugg emitted another disgusting fit of laughter, revving up his motorcycle.

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me..." Vaggie uttered to herself aloud.

"Okay, I'm calling bullshit on this!" Angel said in exasperation, readying his Tommy Guns.

"Aw come on guys, where's your sense of adventure? This just means we got more assholes to kill!" Cherri exclaimed, cracking her knuckles.

"If Red Man is going to hide behind goons again. Then Oogar will crush them again too!" The caveman declared, proudly raising his fist in the air.

"ENOUGH FUCKIN' TALK, TIME TO FUCK Y'ALL UP!" Chugg howled before he rode his motorcycle straight towards the group while the Tarzanites all joined in on him, the stampede of vehicles rushing towards their intended targets. In an attempt to cut off the machine herd, Oogar stomped onto the ground and caused a large rock barrier wide enough to cover the whole group. A few Tarzanite jeeps and motor vehicles fell victim to the barrier, crashing right into it while the rest of the vehicles veered out of the way. Chugg, however, was hurtling straight towards it. Rather than crashing into the wall like the previous tarzanites, against the laws of gravity itself, the motorcycle ran right up the wall and raced across the top. The whole crew's eyes widened with absolute shock at what they had just witnessed as Chugg's motorcycle flew off of the barrier, attempting to crush anyone of the crew beneath his bike's tires.

"YEEE-HAAAAWWW!" Chugg hollered while Oogar continued to hinder the red demon's process by firing a stalagmite from the ground but in another surprising twist of events, Chugg somehow managed to perfectly maneuver the bike to not only avoid getting stuck by the stalagmite but also having the tires ride across the flying rock spike for extra momentum.

"Scatter!" Vaggie shouted, the party dispersing in order to avoid being pulverized underneath the bike's tires. Angel and Cherri sprinted to the right while Oogar and Vaggie went left, meanwhile, the red demon successfully nailed the landing. Chugg cocked his head over to Oogar and Vaggie and gave chase, steering his motorcycle in their direction. Oogar and Vaggie bolted as fast as they could, knowing that Chugg was hot on their tail but they also had to worry about an approaching two tarzanite jeeps. Making use of the chain hook that he had stolen from Gunner's truck, Oogar began to swing the hook around before hurling it forward. The hook's razor-sharp tip embedding itself in the jeep's hood. Oogar proceeded to give the chain a strong tug that caused the jeep to suddenly swing forward.

"DUCK!" Oogar instructed Vaggie, who promptly ducked as the caveman began to swing the vehicle around in circles. It started off slow but Oogar's speed greatly increased, swinging the jeep faster and faster as the vehicle smashing right into the second tarzanite jeep, splattering the driver's into paste while their vehicle was sent tumbling down the arena. The drivers inhabiting the spinning jeep flew out of the automobile, crashing straight into the arena walls. The behemoth proceeded to spin around hurled the jeep right at Chugg with a whip of his chain. The jeep came barrelling towards the red demon, who easily veered his motorbike to the side while the moving jeep flew right past him, roughly skidding across the dirt-coated ground before flipping onto its roof.

"GODDAMMIT! YOU FRIGGIN' IDIOTS DROP LIKE FUCKIN' FLIES! I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE ASSHOLE PARAMEDICS WHO TRIED TO HELP ME UP AFTER MY MOTORCYCLE CRASH! HOSPITALS ARE FOR PUSSIES!" Chugg shouted his thoughts aloud, while Vaggie hurled several throwing knives that aimed at Chugg's tires. Much to Vaggie's ire, Chugg was somehow able to perfectly maneuver around each blade like water flowing around a rock in a river. Chugg, approaching Vaggie at a fast rate, drew out a large stick and proceeded to strike at the one-eyed demon as soon as he passed her by. Vaggie was able to quickly lower herself, the beating stick barely flicking a hair but this didn't stop Chugg from attacking Vaggie a second time. In an effort to stop him, Oogar slammed his foot onto the ground once again, this time creating a series of stalagmites that sprouted out from the ground and beneath Chugg's wheels. The red demon, however, quickly yanked at his bike handles resulting in his motorbike taking to the air, hovering over the bed of spikes from below.

"Oh for fuck's sake!" Vaggie yelled as she, alongside Oogar, quickly made a break into the opposite direction while Chugg successfully stuck the landing and followed after the two in hot pursuit. Thinking of a way to throw off the biker, Oogar created several large stone structures that rose from the ground. Chugg didn't think much of this as he zipped his way through the forest of spires but that was just beginning as Oogar slammed his foot onto the ground, the powerful vibrations that his stomp generated caused the stone columns to collapse in on the biker. At first, Oogar thought the idea had worked but somehow, Chugg was able to maneuver over and under the collapsing columns, zooming out of there just in time while the spires crumbled into a mound of rubble.

Oogar grumbled with vexation that his plan had failed before continuing to run alongside Vaggie with the red demon just several feet away from them. Chugg cackled like a madman before pulling out a molotov cocktail that he somehow had laying around in his pocket. The Asshole King lit the wick and chucked the petrol bomb as far as his arm could allow. As the homemade bomb soared into the air, Vaggie quickly turned around and proceeded to fling a throwing knife at the falling petrol bomb only to pass it by. The knife, while unsuccessful in piercing the bottle, managed to dink the fire bottle with the blunt end of its handle. as fell onto the opposite side right in front of Chugg.

"OH... SON OF A-" The red demon's sentence was cut short as the Molotov bottle shattered against the ground, a wall of fire suddenly springing forth. Unprepared to steer himself to safety, Chugg rode into the roaring fire and came out with his cloak now set ablaze. The red demon unleashed a high-pitch scream, complete with nonstop profanity, as he rode around in circles, leaving behind streaks of flames in the process. On the other side of the spectrum, an entire pack of Tarzanite Motorcyclists came rushing towards Cherri and Angel, both of which grinned and prepared to take all of them head-on.

"Come on you fuck stains, show us what you're made of!" Cherri said with a guffaw but sadly, the chaotic brawl that both the spider and cyclopean hoped for never came to be. The pack was decimated by their burning boss, who came zooming into the side and tore right through the gang, reducing most of, if not all of them, into little more but fiery roadkill. The flaming demon rode off, leaving Angel and Cherri behind with a fiery wreckage of imp corpses and vehicle scraps, the two demons more annoyed than horrified by this scene that laid before their eyes.

"Aw come on man, those were our kills! Kill your own guys..." Angel whined.

"Technically, he kinda did that. Soooo, y'know..." Cherri replied with a shrug.

"Yeah but still. Stealin' a kill is worse than actually killin' someone!" The pornstar said before running off to find another pair of fodder goons to mow down. Returning to Chugg, the blazing demon mindlessly sped around in the arena, the flames getting worse as he ripped off in order to lessen the fire. Even with his hood removed, it still wasn't enough to fully extinguish the flames while Oogar, hiding behind a stone column along with Vaggie, hurled several boulders from a considerable distance hoping that one would kill Chugg or at the very least, knock him off of his bike. While engulfed in flames, Chugg was still able to notice the boulders raining down upon him as he frantically zig-zagged around the falling projectiles much to Oogar's shock. If things didn't get more irritating for both the two, approaching the nearby audience, they must've been prepared for something like this as the audience members pulled out buckets of water and poured it onto their boss.

The water killed the remaining flames, leaving Chugg's clothes soaking wet while streaks of steam ran off of his body and his skin took on a charred appearance. The red demon wildly shook his head, somehow reverting back to normal as if nothing had occurred. Despite being restored to his former glory, Chugg was enraged by the fact that his adversaries had pulled a fast one on him, and to make things all the more infuriating, the jerk couldn't see them anywhere. He raced off back into the arena, trying to pinpoint where his foes were hiding, skimming through heaps of crumbled stone, burning scrap metal, and imp corpses.

"YOU WHORES HAVE DONE IT NOW! ONCE I FIND YOUR ASSES, I'M GONNA RIP Y'ALL A NEW ASSHOLE!" Chugg called out to them in a vicious tone. Viewing the jerk from afar, Oogar and Vaggie had now reached an impasse as most of their attempts to take out Chugg have been unsuccessful.

"Dammit, we're never gonna catch him! Not if he's on that damn bike..." Vaggie growled with frustration while Oogar poked his head out from his hiding spot, analyzing his surroundings for anything that could get the two of them a leg up in this grueling battle. Just then, from above his head, Oogar noticed a large pipe that ran across the ceiling, and just from that sight alone was enough the pave the way for a new idea.

"Oogar has an idea..." Oogar said to the Hispanic demoness.

"Really? Tell me." Vaggie answered almost immediately.

"Oogar will create giant wall for Red Man to ride on. While Red Man go up wall, Oogar throw Vaggie to the top and use chain to attack Red Man." Oogar explained as best as he could, pointing up to the specific pipe for her to use the hook on.

"You sure this will work?..." Vaggie asked with uncertainty.

"COME ON OUT, YOU LITTLE CARPET-MUNCHIN' BITCH! WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, I AM GONNA WIPE MY BALLS WITH THAT LIL' BOW OF YOURS!" Chugg's voice could be heard throughout the stadium while Vaggie's concerned gaze turned to one of burning fury.

"...Oogar, give me the chain right now. We got an asshole to kill." Vaggie said, extending her hand out as the caveman handed her the chain hook. The two quickly ran past the hunk of rock, noticing Chugg zipping aimlessly through the arena on his hog before suddenly stopping upon hearing Vaggie call out to him.

"Right over here, Mr. Trailer Trash!" Vaggie shouted while Chugg immediately spun his bike in Vaggie's direction. The Hispanic Demoness took a few steps back while Oogar clasped his hands together and raised them over his head, proceeding to smash both of them onto the ground. What soon followed was an enormous rock, cylinder-shaped wall to suddenly rise out from the ground, reaching the ceiling in a matter of seconds but this didn't deter Chugg. If anything, it fueled his own ego to an even greater extent as his motorbike started to increase greatly in speed.

"YOU SHITHEADS REALLY THINK THIS CAN STOP ME!? WATCH AND LEARN, BITCHES!" Chugg boomed pull the handles of his motorcycle back, causing his bike to suddenly stand up on its back wheel. It wasn't long before the red demon raced across the building-sized spire. Knowing that Chugg had taken the bait, Vaggie quickly gave Oogar the signal to attack.

"NOW!" She shouted as Oogar proceeded to grab onto the Hispanic demoness with one hand. Reeling his arm back, Oogar hurled Vaggie straight at the ceiling pipe with one strong pitch while Vaggie started to twirl the chain hook, approaching the ceiling pipe at an alarming rate of speed. Getting into close proximity, Vaggie flung the chain forward as it stretched across the air while the hook's tip pierced into the pipe's metal frame. Vaggie's grip on the chain tightened dramatically, now dangling almost what seemed to be a one-hundred-foot drop had she not been careful. Near the massive rock pillar, she could hear the revving of the motor engine drawing near as the Hispanic demoness swung herself into the ledge of the spire.

"Here goes nothing!" Vaggie said to herself as she proceeded to bounce right off of the building-sized pillar's ridge, oscillating backward with the chain still in the one-eyed demon's grasp. Vaggie then thrust herself forward once more, building up speed and momentum along the way. Almost reaching the summit of the spire, Chugg laughed to himself while a disgusting shit-eating grin surfaced on his face. The motorcyclist finally reached the peak of the summit, ready to make an amazing jump that would stun the whole audience. However, what he wasn't expecting, was Vaggie swinging towards him while his grin disappeared and was replaced by a look of perplexity.

"WAIT, WHAT IN THE FU-!?" Chugg didn't have time to finish his sentence as Vaggie kicked both of her feet dead center into Chugg's face. All the kinetic energy that Vaggie stored up was enough to make the bigger demon's skull rattle while an audible 'CRACK' was generated from the one-eyed demon's feet smashing against his nose. The force was potent enough to knock Chugg right off of his motorbike, plummeting off of the spire and onto the ground. Vaggie, still holding onto the chain, swung herself forward once more, ripping the pipe off of the ceiling. Vaggie hurled the pipe right into the motorcycle, knocking it back before it too fell off the building-sized pillar as the Hispanic demoness managed to land directly onto the spire's flat peak in order to catch her breath. Meanwhile, Chugg landed back first onto the ground as he let out a pained snarl.

"AUGH!... FUCK... MAH NOSE... WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR MAH NOSE..." The jerk grumbled to himself, blood seeping from his nostrils. Just then, the red demon was suddenly snapped back to reality as he saw his motorcycle descending upon him at incredible velocity.

"OH FUCK!" Chugg screamed with terror, mustering up all the strength in his body to quickly roll to the side and make a break for it while the falling motorbike collided with the ground. The motor vehicle smashed into pieces upon making contact with the floor as metal shrapnel flew into every direction while the engine's roar was reduced to a barely audible tick. While Chugg was making a break for it, the metallic shards flew straight into his back and rear as the big red demon shrieked with pain, covering his buttocks before running around in circles, screaming and cursing like a mad man. On the other side of the spectrum, Vaggie gracefully leaped off of the spire, landing right into Oogar's arms.

"Alright, we got him off the motorcycle," Vaggie said, crawling out of Oogar's arms.

"Oogar, I want you to go help Angel and Cherri. I'll take care of Chugg." Vaggie said to the behemoth handing him his chain hook before drawing out her harpoon.

"Will... Vaggie be okay?" Oogar asked with concern.

"No need to worry about me. You come in whenever things get too intense for me, got that?" Vaggie said, to which Oogar nodded in response. The duo then parted ways, with Vaggie running towards Chugg while Oogar ran off to assist the others.

"YOU... YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! YOU WRECKED MY RUTHIE, YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH OF DENT YOU PUT IN MAH FUCKIN' WALLET!?" Chugg scolded while Vaggie scoffed in response.

"You know what... I'm gonna go out on a limp and say I don't know because I can't shake the feeling that you stole it." Vaggie replied, a brief awkward silence between the two taking place.

"...OKAY, YOU GOT ME THERE. BUT STILL, I'M GONNA FUCKIN' BASH YOUR TEETH IN FOR THIS!" Chugg roared with anger.

"I'd like to see you try, you greasy redneck..." Vaggie snarled at the big red demon, who stared back at her with a hate-driven glare.

"JUST YOU WAIT, BITCH! I'M COMING FOR YOU, YA HERE ME!? I EAT SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!" Chugg snapped.

"You eat shit for breakfast? That must explain the bad breath." Vaggie said with a slight smirk, angering the jerk to a greater extent as wisps of smoke started to resonate off of his sweat-glazed brow. In a fit of rage, Chugg drew out his beating stick and rushed forward, making the first move as he swung at Vaggie's head. The Hispanic demoness swiftly hopped back, letting the stick strike into the dirt-ridden ground. Vaggie stepped forward and with a flicker of her harpoon, she sliced Chugg across his chest resulting in an incision to open up on his chest, though the red demon reacted to this wound as more of an annoyance if anything as he continued his assault aggressive swings but his opponent was nimble enough to evade each and every one of them.

"How does it feel when your opponent constantly doges your attacks? Annoying, isn't it?" Vaggie taunted, weaving around another attack while Chugg grew more furious towards the swifter demon.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The Asshole King barked, bringing his weapon down with an overhead whack, only for Vaggie to parry the stick with her harpoon's shaft. Chugg applied pressure to his blow in an attempt to overwhelm Vaggie, who struggled against the brute's heavier weight. The one-eyed demon took advantage of this, however, as she suddenly stepped back resulting in Chugg suddenly tripping forward. Vaggie proceeded to jab her spear straight into the red demon's gut, making the red demon screech with pain. Before she could do more damage, Chugg swatted the Hispanic demon back with an elbow to the cheek which sent the gray demoness careening back a few feet. Chugg's next course of action was charging at her like an enraged bull, prompting Vaggie to quickly dash to the side with her sights set on her harpoon. Chugg was just inches away from striking Vaggie with his head but the Hispanic demoness suddenly spun around and proceeded to hurl a throwing knife that pierced into the jerk's cheek.

The red demon let out a growl of pain, bringing his hands up towards his face before flopping onto the ground. This gave Vaggie a window of opportunity to recover her harpoon, darting past the obese demon with her sights set on her weapon. Chugg managed to pick himself up, yanking the knife out of his cheek which resulted in blood spilling from his face but the jerk didn't seem to care as he spun around and dashed towards the grey demoness in a fit of rage. Luckily for Vaggie, she managed to recapture her weapon seconds before Chugg closed the distance, the red demon readying his beating stick for a deadly strike on the forehead. With one twist of her body, Vaggie swung her harpoon in a sweeping motion right as Chugg brought his weapon down, slicing the stick in half with a clean cut. Chugg quickly stepped back and examined his weapon, now cut down to a smaller size while the stick's other half dropped to the ground.

"YOU FUCKIN' ONE-EYED WHORE, THIS WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM! MY DAD BEAT ME WITH THIS STICK!" Chugg roared with fury before discarding the second half of his beating stick.

"THAT FUCKIN' DOES IT! I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKIN' READY BECAUSE YOU JUST PISSED OFF AN ONI!" The red demon snarled before tugging at his own clothing. Vaggie was confused about what her opponent was up to but soon her confused expression would transform into a grimace within a matter of seconds. Chugg ripped off his black cloak and robe, now only bearing a dark blue mawashi that looked like it hadn't been washed in years. The audience also felt the same levels of disgust as Vaggie, all of them sharing a gasp of disgust upon seeing their leader's near-naked body on display. A good handful of them even pinched their nostrils shut from the foul odor that radiated off of his body.

"OH GOD, MY EYES! I THINK I'VE GONE FULLY BLIND NOW!" Vaggie screamed in horror, covering her face from the terrifying and repulsive sight while Chugg let out a grotesque cackle, folding his arms in a prideful manner.

"HELL YEAH, LOOK AT MY GODLIKE BODY! I'M A PROUD ONI, MAINLY BECAUSE I FOUND I WAS TWO PERCENT JAPANESE ON A WEBSITE ONE TIME!" The self-proclaimed Oni proudly bosted.

"Oh, you're one of those types of people... Yippie." Vaggie grumbled.

"NOW HOW ABOUT I SHOW YA LIL' TRICK THAT I LIKE TO CALL 'THE ONI'S WRATH'!" Chugged hollered before pulling out a large jug filled to the brim with booze, pouring the liquid into his mouth and down his gullet. Vaggie, swallowing her disgust, dashed forward and prepared to attack the red demon while he was drinking with the harpoon's blade aimed for his chest. However, Chugg proceeded to pull out a lighter and swallowed it whole as his stomach started to generate a revolting symphony of gurgles. The Asshole King then emitted a belch that resulted in a gust of fire spewing from his gaping maw. Vaggie's eyes widened from this sudden chain of events, leaping to the side as the fiery torrent passed her by. Chugg didn't stop there, letting out smaller burps that resulted in fireballs shooting out of his mouth.

"He's ugly, he's an asshole, and he can burp fire. What more can I expect from a guy like him?..." Vaggie uttered to herself, carefully dodging the flaming projectiles. Chugg closed his mouth and held his breath, a red hue resonating off of his face before ejecting a concentrated fireball from his maw. The speeding fireball zoomed towards Vaggie, who raised her harpoon high into the air and swung it down with tremendous force. The harpoon was able to successfully disperse the fiery projectile into two halves that zipped into the crowd, resulting in two small-scale explosions that engulfed handfuls of the audience members in flames. Chugg furrowed his brows in annoyance before charging at Vaggie, who also rushed at her larger opponent.

Jabbing her harpoon into the dirt, Vaggie pole-vaulted herself towards the big red demon which closed the distance between the two at a much quicker rate. The Hispanic demoness emitted a loud battle cry, her harpoon's blade aiming for the jerk. However, Chugg realized that he was standing by the battered remains of his beloved Ruthie which gave Asshole King an idea. Right before Vaggie could plunge the blade into the red demon's skull, Chugg grabbed onto the motorcycle with brought it up to his head, shielding himself from Vaggie's harpoon. The Hispanic Demoness was taken by surprise from this sudden turn as she was then forcibly knocked back with a strong push of the motorcycle. Flipping through the air and landing on her feet, Vaggie looked up and immediately brought her harpoon up in a defensive motion as Chugg swung his motorcycle, using it as a makeshift broadsword.

"NOW I GOT YA!" Chugg boomed, violently swinging Ruthie in an aggressive and erratic manner. The Hispanic Demoness tried her best to parry the bulk of assault, but due to the sheer weight of the motorcycle, she found herself struggling to keep up. Chugg continued his brutal assault, each strike more potent than the last, slowly widdling Vaggie's stamina down. Chugg delivered another overhead slam, to which Vaggie tried to block off by rating the shaft of her harpoon. While she was successful in stopping the blow, she struggled to support the weight, her best bet was to simply leap back and strike the moment Chugg drops the bike. Sadly, this scenario wouldn't come to fruition as Chugg applied more pressure to his weapon to a point where Vaggie's harpoon snapped in half.

"SHIT!" Vaggie exclaimed, her eyes widening with horror before Chugg slammed the front of the motorcycle right into the grey demoness's torso. The impact fored her to drop the two halves that once comprised her weapon. The Hispanic Demoness let out a cry of agony, a cry loud enough for Oogar to hear, who had made quick work of a tarzanite motorcyclist by skewering the imp's body with a massive stalagmite that jutted from the ground. Oogar's eyes widened with terror, watching as Vaggie's body was sent sliding across the ground, leaving behind a skid mark in the dirt. Oogar turned to his crew members, who had also finished taking out a few tarzanite vehicles, and quickly gained their attention with a series of distressing cries.

"Christ almighty, what is it?! You got fleas in your ass or... Oh, fuck!" Angel's annoyance turned to panic upon seeing Vaggie sprawled onto the ground while Chugg menacingly approaching his newly downed opponent with a heinous smile. Despite having survived the full brunt of the attack, Vaggie was unable to summon the energy to get up for the motorcycle bruised a few ribs in the process. Her condition was made worse when she felt Chugg's foot press down on her abdomen, which forced out another scream of pain.

"HAHAHA! NOW IT'S TIME FOR AN ALL-AMERICAN BARBEQUE!" Chugg cackled, tossing the motorcycle aside. Streaks of smoke started resonating from his mouth, the asshole king preparing to reduce his opponent to ash. Vaggie, unable to fight back, closed her eyes and embraced for the worst.

"Oogar, get us over there. NOW!" Angel demanded stomped onto the ground, and springing from the earth was a multitude of stone spires. A few of them blocked off potential entrances for more lackeys to start rushing in while one spire shot out from beneath the group's feet, which delivered enough force to launch them across the arena while Angel and Cherri quickly grabbed onto Oogar's shoulder right before they took off. The Caveman narrowed his eyes and extended both his arms outwards with his attention focused on the red demon while Cherri quickly hurled a golf ball-sized smoke bomb at the red demon. Just as Chugg could incinerate the Hispanic demoness, right out of the blue, he felt a small circular object bounce against his eye.

"AUGH! WHAT THE HELL?" Chugg yelled in confusion, while the bomb landed in the palm of the demon's hand. He proceeded to bring up what had just been thrown at him, not knowing that it was a bomb, as a fountain of hot pink smoke blew straight into his eyes. Chugg yelled with discomfort, putting his hands over his eyes before suddenly feeling something tackle against his body.

"GET. OFF." Oogar roared, wrapping his arms around Chugg's waist as the caveman brought him down with tremendous force. Before Chugg could do anything else, Oogar unleashed a devastating kick to the asshole. A kick that sent him spiraling into a wall, his massive frame smashing through the foundation. With the jerk temporarily down, the three demons quickly turned to their comrade. Cherri and Angel hopped off of Oogar's back and ran towards Vaggie, kneeling by her side to inspect her injuries.

"Holy shit, Vaggie! You alright?!" Angel asked with concern.

"D-dammit, I think he cracked a few ribs. Son of a bitch was a lot stronger than I took him for..." Vaggie weakly uttered.

"No need to worry, we'll fuck up Mr. Cousin Fucker for ya. Right, big guy?" Cherri said to Oogar, who had his sights set on the massive hole in the wall that he created. Oogar narrowed his eyes for a moment before giving the cyclopean his answer.

"No." Oogar plainly said.

"What!?" Both Cherri and Angel replied with confusion.

"Vaggie hurt. She needs help." Oogar said before turning his attention to Chugg, who the caveman could hear getting back up.

"Oogar take on Red Man alone." The caveman said with a growl, slowly making his way to where Chugg was recovering.

"Oh hell no, I ain't sittin' on the sidelines while you do all the work. I want in on the action too, dammit!" Angel exclaimed.

"Angel, just do what he says. This is his fight..." Vaggie interjected, to which Angel merely sighed in annoyance before picking up the Hispanic demoness, gently supporting her body with his shoulder.

"Alright, fine. 'S not like I wanted to sit on my ass and do nothing while the caveman gets to have all the fun..." The pornstar grumbled with indignation. Vaggie ignored the spider demon's comment and turned her head to the caveman with an encouraging glimmer in her eye.

"Oogar... I don't know what else to say to other than one thing, make the hotel proud." Vaggie said to the caveman, a hopeful glimmer flickering in her one eye.

"Quick word of advice for ya, big boy. Aim for his dick!" Angel said before carrying Vaggie off to safety.

"Make him your bitch, Ooga Booga Guy!" Cherri cheered, giving the caveman two thumbs up before promptly following Angel and Vaggie.

"YOU HAIRY LITTLE BITCH, ALWAYS WITH YOU AND THE DAMN SUCKER PUNCHES!" Chugg yelled with fury, slowly picking himself back up from the ground, glaring at his source of ire. He proceeded to spit out some blood, not taking his eyes of the caveman.

"YOU KNOW SOMETHING... I DON'T FUCKIN' GET YOU AT ALL." Chugg exclaimed, the caveman cocking a brow in confusion.

"What Red Man mean by that?..." Oogar asked

"I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID AS FUCK, THAT'S A GIVEN IF ANYTHING. BUT YOU'RE REALLY ON THAT ROYAL BITCH'S SIDE? WHY!? NOBODY HERE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT REDEMPTION AND ALL THAT HORSE SHIT." Chugg said in between huffs.

"SO WHY THE FUCK YOU GET SO FUCKIN' PISSY OVER THESE SHITHEADS!? IS IT BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST AS FRIGGIN' BRAIN DEAD AS YOU!? THEN AGAIN, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT WAS THE CASE!" The red demon snorted with laughter

"Red Man right on one thing... Oogar not that smart." Oogar said, clenching his fists as tight as he could.

"But if Oogar know one thing. Oogar knows that those who beat down the weak. Those who hide behind minions like monkey in tree. Those who talk big but are no weaker than prey. People like you only mean one thing." The caveman then stared Chugg in the eyes with a fiery glare. One that almost petrified him like a mouse trapped in the fierce, paralyzing gaze of a snake.

"OOGAR KNOWS THAT COWARDS LIKE YOU DESERVE NO MERCY!" Oogar roared while the red demon grunted in response.

"YOU CALLIN' ME A COWARD!? YOU'RE FUCKIN' ASKING FOR IT NOW, FRED CLITSTONE!" Chugg retorted, pulling himself off of the wall while speckles of debris fell from his back and shoulders. Oogar clashed his fists together, letting out a determined snort while Chugg wiped the blood from his mouth, slowly trudging over to his opponent. The red demon lowered himself to the ground for a moment, lifting his left leg up into the air before slamming it down to the ground. He proceeded to repeat the process with his right leg. The two giant demons circled each other as a means of sizing up the competition, the crowd waiting for the inevitable brawl between both goliaths to unfold.

In less than a second, Oogar and Chugg dashed towards each other, the ground shaking with every step they took. In perfect unison, both behemoths reeled their fists back as their knuckles proceeded to clash with each other upon getting in close enough proximity. Anything standing inside of the arena was nearly blown away from the shockwave the titans created, heaps of scrap metal and rock chunks flying across the arena while the rest of the crew tried their best to keep themselves from being blown away from the winds. Even after an incredible output of energy, Oogar and Chugg managed to stand their ground, the latter of the two hurling another punch that was caught in mid-air by the caveman.

The Behemoth proceeded to elbow his obese opponent right in the noggin, leaving behind a visible bruise in the process while Chugg stumbled backward, clutching his head in pain. Oogar swiftly rushed forward, unleashing a barrage of wild punches and jabs to the face and chest but this combo of attacks was broken by a shoulder check from the jerk that knocked Oogar several feet back. Before Chugg could lay in on the caveman, he quickly grabbed onto his motorcycle and charged forward. Oogar, who had just gotten himself off the ground, quickly ducked as the motorcycle's wheel swung over his head. Chugg proceeded to jab the bike forward, hoping his opponent would go down just like his predecessor. Sadly for the red demon, Oogar quickly caught the motorcycle right before it could strike his torso as the caveman started to pull the vehicle, trying to rip it free from his adversary's grasps. Both demons began to dig their nails into the steel, the sound of metal screeching filled the air while cracks began to form on the steel. Right before the two could know it, the motorcycle suddenly snapped in half while both demons nearly fell to the ground as a result. Now holding onto the motorbike's back end, Chugg raised it over his head and heaved it at his foe.

Rather than trying to dodge the projectile, Oogar raised his hand into the air and effortlessly caught the second half of the vehicle. Snarling with annoyance, Chugg stepped forward with a haymaker to the cheek but with both parts of the motorcycle held in his hands, Oogar rushed at his forward used both of them as makeshift boxing gloves by jabbing the front end into his opponent's mug. which was followed by another haymaker with the back end. The caveman continued his brutal assault, metallic fragments flying with every punch, throwing a hard blow to the chest that knocked the Asshole King to the ground. Oogar simply situated himself atop his obese opponent and kept wailing on him to no end, his motorcycle gauntlets reduced to mere scrap metal leaving the caveman with just his bare hands but even then, he kept the blows coming. After the seemingly infinite barrage of punches, Oogar hoisted both his arms in the air in preparation for the finishing blow but instead, Chugg prevented him from ending the fight with a belch of fire.

The flames licked Oogar's torso, singeing the monster's fur while he stumbled back and forced a pained howl. Chugg's lips cracked into a repulsive smile before sending the caveman flying several feet back with a concentrated fireball, his body tumbling against the dirt before coming to a complete stop. Rising on his feet, Oogar popped a shoulder as smoke resonated from his broad shoulders. Meanwhile, Chugg took in a deep breath, and out from his maw was a great torrent of fire that was sent into the caveman's direction. Oogar craned his neck up to see the blazing stream heading his way, prompting the caveman to create a wall that shielded himself from the oncoming fire. Oogar quickly ran across the stage while the rock wall behind him crumbled into a scolding heap of rock. This didn't stop Chugg from belching out more flaming projectiles from his mouth, a few of which nearly struck the caveman. Oogar stamped onto the ground, resulting in a rock wall sprouting from the earth. The Behemoth proceeded to kick it as hard as he could, causing the massive rock hunk to move across the battlefield with the sole intention of crashing into Chugg.

Seeing the stone spire heading straight for him, Chugg simply countered the moving rock with another flaming projectile. The boulder exploding into pieces in less than a second, while a thick cloud of smoke obscured the red demon's view of the caveman. Chugg was about to continue attacking the caveman with more fireballs but just he could do that, zipping out from the smokey fog, a hook snagged itself against the red demon's shoulder. Chugg squealed with agony while the smoke settled down, revealing Oogar holding onto the chain that the hook was attached to.

"GET OVER HERE!" Oogar roared, giving the chain a strong yank.

"THAT'S COPYRIGHTED, ASSHO-OH SHIT!" Chugg was forcibly dragged across the stage by the hook, hurtling straight towards Oogar before suddenly stopping in mid-air by a punch to the gut.

The punch knocked out all the air Chugg had in his body, the demon wheezing from the sudden weight that had struck his stomach. Oogar proceeded to create another ground wall before swinging Chugg right into the hard structure, releasing the red demon from the hook as he smashed right through the wall. Chugg quickly got himself up, his shoulder now oozing blood but he didn't seem to mind as the self-proclaimed oni merely sumo squatted and charged his hairy opponent once again. Oogar came barrelling at his adversary and threw a punch that was aimed for his jaw but the jerk lowered his head right before Oogar's fist could make contact with his cheek. Chugg then retaliated with a palm strike to the chest, followed by a shoulder tackle that sent the behemoth spiraling back.

"SO, YOU GOT SOME LONG RANGE SHIT GOIN' ON? TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME ASSHOLE!" Chugg roared before drawing out a new weapon, a beer keg that was attached to a long strand of manila rope. Chugg swung the metal barrel over his head in a circular formation before hurling at the caveman. The keg struck Oogar's face with an audible 'THUNK' as the mammoth demon stumbled backward, while Chugg pulled back the metal barrel and swung it again. This time around, Oogar was fast enough to evade the keg from slamming into his cranium. However, Chugg kept up the attacks as he widely spun in circles while the keg flailed about in the wind. The caveman threw himself back, narrowly dodging the metal barrel from striking him in his side. Preparing his chain hook, Oogar flung the hook at his opponent. The hook's tip managed to puncture into the keg's metal frame but it wasn't enough to cancel out the momentum, as a result, Oogar found himself spinning around in the air.

The caveman dug his heels into the dirt, stopping himself from being jettisoned into the air while tugging onto the chain, the hook still embedded in the barrel. Meanwhile, Chugg as both titans found themselves trying to overcome the other in a struggle. However, this all came to an end when Oogar suddenly threw himself forward with the speed and force of a charging bull, proceeding to elbow his adversary. The attack left Chugg stunned as the caveman stood back and stomped onto the ground, resulting in two boulders breaching from the dirt. The caveman clapped his hands together, prompting both enormous slabs of rock to move into each other with Chugg standing in the middle.

By the last second, Chugg managed to quickly snap himself out of his daze as he quickly held out both his arms to prevent the boulders from crushing him in between. The Jerk clenched his teeth and closed his eyes, sweat pouring down from his brow as he mustered up whatever strength he had in his body to keep the two rocks from closing in while veins sprouted from his forehead and arms. A puff of smoke suddenly blew from the demon's nostrils as he let out a booming roar before hastily lifting the two boulders over his head much to the caveman's chagrin. The red demon suddenly sprung himself into the air with both rocks still in his hands before slamming them down as hard as he could, prompting Oogar to roll out of the way. The boulders were reduced to pebbles the second they made contact with the ground while Oogar, acting fast, leaped onto Chugg's back right before the demon could turn around.

Upon mounting himself on his enemy's back, Oogar wrapped his arms around Chugg's neck, putting him into a chokehold. Meanwhile, the red demon grasped at Oogar's arms and attempted to throw the beast off of his back. Sadly for Chugg, no matter how hard he thrashed around, Oogar refused to let go as he flexed his muscles to further incapacitate his foe. Just as it seemed that Oogar had his opponent on the ropes, the red demon noticed something that was standing several thousand yards away from him. It was the building-sized spire that stood proudly in the center of the arena while Chugg's mind hatched a new idea.

Smoke streaks escaped his lips before the red demon unleashed a massive jet of fire, one that was powerful enough to send both him and Oogar careening across the stadium. Right before Chugg could smash into the pillar, he suddenly turned around as Oogar struck back-first against the spire. The spider web of cracks started to spread across the pillar's exterior from the caveman's back hitting against its surface, while Oogar's grip loosened. Chugg repeatedly smashed Oogar against the pillar wall, further damaging his opponent to a point where the caveman ultimately let go of his foe. The Jerk didn't stop there, however, as he still kept bashing Oogar repeatedly against the wall. Finally, with one strong ram, the pillar gave in from all abuse and collapsed onto its side, flattening whoever was unfortunate enough to stand on the receiving end into a gory mush, ranging from goons and audience members alike.

Chugg grinned with satisfaction but he was not finished with his opponent, in fact, he was just warming up for the grand finale. The obese demon grabbed his prehistoric foe by the head and tossed him just several feet away in preparation for his big attack. Chugg lowered himself in a sumo squat position before suddenly, he took to the skies with a jump that reached the ceiling within a matter of seconds while the crowd cheered on their leader for the ensuing climax. It wasn't long before Chugg descended upon the caveman butt-first at hypersonic speeds, a fiery aura beginning to surround his buttocks as he unveiled the flashy name to his own attack.

"SUPER ULTRA MEGA METEOR ASS CRUSH!"

As Chugg announced his attack, he crushed Oogar beneath his underside as hard as he could resulting in a massive crater taking shape in the terrain while the bleachers surrounding the arena shook from the impact with handfuls of audience members suddenly falling to their deaths. From the sidelines, the rest of Oogar's teammates were nearly sent flying out of the arena. However, the three demons were able to stand their ground and fight against the strong air currents that blew against them. The dust settled and the wind died down, sitting in the arena's pivot with his arms crossed and a prideful grin plastered on his face was Chugg. The whole entire crowd erupted into a psychotic cheer for their leader, who soaked in the success of having slain his enemy.

"Holy shit..." Cherri uttered.

"O-Oogar..." Vaggie mournfully whispered. It seemed that despite his best efforts, the caveman had perished in his battle leaving Chugg as the victor. That's what most perceived at first, right up until a pair of hairy legs suddenly lifted Chugg off the ground, whose confident smirk suddenly turned into a bewildered grimace while the crowd's cheering ceased altogether. Chugg was suddenly thrown several feet back while Oogar rose to his feet, his fur matted and scuffed from the impact of the attack. While Oogar managed to stop Chugg from reducing him into pulp, the fight had taken a toll on his energy as he barely had to strength to even stand up straight. The caveman was unsure if he even had a single droplet of fight left in him while Chugg almost immediately scrambled back onto his feet, enraged beyond all belief that his foe was still alive even after his signature move. Just as Chugg could go off on another swear-filled rant, from the corner of his eyes, he noticed Oogar's chain hook laying by his feet.

"STILL BREATHIN' ARE YA'?! LEMME FIX THAT, SHITBAG!" Chugg said with sadistic glee, slowly approaching his prehistoric adversary. Realizing what was about to transpire, Cherri and Vaggie came rushing at Chugg in an attempt to stop him.

"HEY, YOU BACK THE FUCK OFF!" Angel barked, unsheathing his tommy guns. Unfortunately for them, they were intercepted by handfuls of goons that jumped out of the bleachers and stormed the arena with the sole intention of preventing them from saving their comrade. As Oogar could collect his thoughts, he suddenly felt something wring around his neck as he struggled to breathe.

"MIGHT AS WELL KILL YA THE EASY WAY, YOU PREHISTORIC BITCH!" Chugg said, pulling the caveman close in order to keep him from escaping. Oogar gasped for air, his hands grabbing at the chain that was wrapped around his neck but his strength was beginning to falter, his vision started to grow foggy, and his energy was gradually depleting. Chugg grinned with sadistic glee, knowing that he finally had this hairy bastard on the ropes as he tightened the chain's grasp around his neck to an even further extent, strangling more life out of the caveman. Oogar barely had the energy to keep his eyes open, feeling as though he started to drift away from reality itself. But as his vision grew blurry, he felt his surroundings begin to morph and shift into a new environment altogether.

The walls began to transform into trees that reached the sky itself, the blaring spotlights all formed into one to resemble the moon as its rays shone directly onto the mammoth demon, and the bloodthirsty audience turned into the shrill song of crickets chirping, a relaxing chirp that filled Oogar's ears with a calming serenity. Off in the distance, A large figure began to slowly march its way over to Oogar, who barely had the energy to crane his head up to the approaching silhouette. As the figure drew closer, it revealed itself as a man with scraggly hair and a beard that reached down to his torso.

"In order to be a warrior, Oogar…" He spoke while a sudden rush of energy began to surge through Oogar's body while the familiar voice's words began to echo throughout his mind.

"You've got to have freedom."

Oogar shut his eyes and opened them, only to find himself in a new area. Oogar sat within a dark tunnel with the only source of light being a torch that laid by his knee. A growl was suddenly heard, prompting slowly turning his head to face, thinking that Chugg was still behind him. Instead, the caveman met with an enormous bear that was covered in red matted fur while its claws embedded themselves into the mammoth demon's shoulder. The caveman's eyes widened with terror as the cavern walls began to violently shake and began to close in on both him and the bear. The word 'Freedom' echoed into the caveman's mindscape, repeating like a broken record. His vision became muddled and bleak, the caveman struggled to breathe while approaching darkness was on the verge of swallowing him. However, it wasn't long for a comforting reddish-pink light to suddenly illuminate the darkness while the gruff voice of his father shifted to the angelic calls of Charlie and Vaggie echoing throughout his mindscape.

"You're amazing Oogar, don't let anyone tell you otherwise..."

"Gotta say, we make a pretty damn good team don't you think?"

"Go get 'em for me, big guy!"

"Oogar... I don't know what else to say to other than one thing, make the hotel proud."

Oogar closed his eyes, he had remembered what the hotel had given him. A chance to leave the damp clutches of the underground. A warm and comforting home that protecting him from the biting cold. The need for a new purpose in life beyond the foundations of what the caveman could understand. These very thoughts started to unlock a new urge for the caveman, something that had been kept away from him for so long while both Charlie and Vaggie called out to him, igniting the very determination and will that was hidden inside of him.

"It's now or never, Oogar. Show him what you're made of!"

In response, Oogar managed out one singular word.

"FREE...DOM!"

The moment those words had escaped his lips, Oogar's eyes shot open to find that he was no longer surrounded in darkness. The caveman finding himself back in the stadium while a crowd of deranged imps awaited his demise at the hands of their heinous leader.

"YOU'RE GOOD AS DEAD, YOU TALKIN' CLUMP O' PUBIC HAIR!" Chugg said, attempting to strain Oogar's neck with the chain to a point where he would surely make his eyes pop out of his sockets. However, that never came to fruition as the caveman suddenly stood right up with his newly found energy, viciously tearing the chain right off of his neck and out of Chugg's clutches, much to the jerk and the crowd's bewilderment.

"W-WAIT, WHA-" Chugg didn't have time to process before Oogar's fist flew straight into his face, the fist of the caveman embedding itself right into the bigger demon's schnoz, caving it in completely while an audible 'CRACK' silenced the onlookers of the fight. Chugg's whole entire body was sent careening across the stadium while the audience looked on in shock as the large red demon came colliding with the walls. His back struck against the wall with such force that it suddenly triggered the speakers, that were blaring out head-trashing metal throughout this whole fight, to emit a brand new tune. The burning, soulful melodies of Pharaoh Sanders caused the whole entire joint to freeze.

Oogar unleashed a mighty roar while the blaring of saxophones filled the entire arena. There was nothing holding him back, no one to tell him what to do, nobody that could stop him. At speeds faster than lightning, Chugg didn't have time to register another fist being jabbed straight into his cheek with another sickening 'CRACK' generating from the caveman's knuckles striking into the red demon's jaw. Oogar suddenly grabbed Chugg by the neck and effortlessly lifted his larger foe right off of the ground. Chugg was suddenly slammed onto the ground, kicking up dust the moment his back hit the dirt-coated ground. The caveman suddenly dashed forward, dragging the large demon's body by his side while the friction against the ground left burns and blisters on the giant's back. Chugg howled with agony, trying to break free from Oogar's grasp as he jittered and kicked around but this prompted the caveman to pick up even more speed while he extended his only free arm outward, creating a ramp-like platform to burrow out of the ground.

The caveman dashed up the ramp, boosting himself high into the air as soon as he reached the edge of the ramp, nearly reaching the ceiling in the process. Chugg, still in the caveman's clutches, suddenly felt the caveman wrap his arms around his waist as he was then brought down to the ground at rapid speeds by a piledrive. Before he completed the pile drive, Oogar created a small pillar to form out of the earth resulting in Chugg's head smashing right against the hard flat surface of the pillar. The jerk felt his skull crack upon coming into the contact with the column, blood now seeping out from the top of his head while a painful ringing began to fill the massive demon's eardrums. Chugg let out a shrill cry of pain before he was then thrown to the side by his hairy opponent but the demon refused defeat, slowly crawling back onto his feet despite the numbing pain that surged through his body and the trails of blood that dripped down his forehead which slightly obscured his vision.

"Y-YOU'RE DEAD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU FUCKIN' HEAR ME!?" The enormous demon bellowed with rage, throwing himself at the caveman as he threw a left hook but Oogar easily side-stepped the attack. This didn't stop Chugg from mindlessly swinging at the caveman, which was starting to take a toll on his already diminishing stamina. The jerk panted and huffed as if he had just run a marathon, desperately trying to land a hit on his swift-moving opponent, who felt something touch his feet during his series of dodges. Oogar glanced down to see his chain hook laying by his feet, prompting the caveman to hatch a devious plan. Upon ducking a haymaker thrown by Chugg, Oogar grabbed a hold of the chain hook and quickly dashed right behind his obese adversary.

Chugg was unable to turn around as Oogar hopped onto his back, prompting the jerk to thrash around in an attempt to get his foe off of him. Oogar, however, jabbed the tip of the hook directly into the bigger demon's shoulder, causing a small geyser of blood to suddenly gush from his newly found wound. Chugg roared with pain, continuing to shake the beast off but his efforts were all for not as Oogar managed to climb onto Chugg's shoulders and proceeded to yank the hook out of his body, resulting in more blood to gush from his wound. The caveman lodged the hook right into the demon's nostrils as far as he could go.

Oogar jumped right off of Chugg's shoulders, tugging the chain hook forward...

SCHRRRRIPPPPPPP!

A disgusting tearing of flesh echoed through the arena as Chugg's large nose was torn right off of his face. The gigantic red demon emitted a pained squeal that was reminiscent of a pig being sent to the slaughterhouse, a grotesque mix of nasal mucus and blood seeping out from the cavity that once held his nose. Vaggie, Angel, and Cherri, after witnessing this gruesome event, watched wide-eyed stares while their jaws practically dropped onto the ground.

"Holy." Vaggie said.

"Fucking." Angel continued.

"Shit." Cherri finished, recording the whole entire thing on her phone.

Chugg stumbled back, grabbing at his face while his detached nose flew off of the hook and launched right into an audience member, who was knocked back by the sudden impact. Meanwhile, Oogar wrapped the chain around his arms before he bolted towards his adversary once again.

"GOD...DAMMIT... JUST DIE ALREADY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Even after having lost his nose, Chugg was unwilling to back down, swinging his fist down. Instead of dodging Chugg's attack as he did with the previous ones, Oogar retaliated with a powerful upper-cut directly into the beast's forearm. An uppercut so strong, it snapped Chugg's arm in half like a twig. Bone jutted out from his flesh along with a splurt of blood squirting out from the wound as Chugg emitted another terrified scream of pain and horror, the obese demon starting to back away in fear from just what this caveman could possibly do to him.

"OKAY, OKAY! YOU WIN!" Chugg cried, putting his hands up in a fearful manner as he pathetically backed away from the approaching demon. For once in his whole entire existence, the demon felt something that he never knew was possible even beyond his death. For the first time, Chugg was afraid for his own life.

"F-FUCK, YOU WIN MAN! YOU FUCKIN' WIN, I'M SORRY, OK-" Chugg should've known that apologies weren't going to save him from Oogar's wrath, a message the caveman made quite clear as he knelt down for a moment and embedded his hands within the earth. Oogar then pulled out both his fists, which bore two gauntlets made entirely out of rock, as the mammoth demon wound up for another mighty punch, one that Chugg was in no position of avoiding. Oogar threw right hook at his larger adversary, the knuckle of the stone gauntlets making a head-on collision with the side of the red demon's jaw. All of Chugg's yellowy, brick-like teeth flew right out of his mouth along with specks of blood when the caveman's fist came into the contact as they scattered across the ground. Chugg was then struck once again with a left hook, this one closer to the cheek, the jerk feeling the equivalent of a wrecking ball colliding into his face. Oogar prevented his foe from falling to the ground by grabbing onto his collar.

"F-F-FUCK... YOU..." The red demon barely ushered. In response to the jerk's insult, the caveman simply narrowed his eyes and snorted.

"No, Red Man..." Oogar growled, pulling his fist back before yanking his foe forward.

"FUCK YOU!" It was here that Oogar started to wail on Chugg, delivering an onslaught of earth-shaking punches while the sounds of his rock gauntlets shattering what remained of the red demon's skull resonating throughout the stadium as another heavy punch was thrown.

WHACK!

And again.

WHACK!

And again.

WHACK!

And again.

WHACK!

And again.

WHACK!

Oogar continued his unrelenting fury to a point where his crimson-stained gauntlets were beginning to crack and break from repeatably striking Chugg's face but the caveman didn't seem to mind as he kept the punches going. Poor Chugg could barely see nor hear at this point, his vision grew blurry and the ringing inside of his head had become even louder. Oogar pulled his left fist back and proceeded to jab Chugg as hard as he could right into his cheek. The stone concealing the caveman's fists shattered into a thousand pieces upon getting into contact while Chugg's eye popped right out of its socket, the eyeball now bouncing across the arena like a ball. Despite one of his gauntlets breaking, Oogar continued his brutal series of nonstop blows as his right hand, still wielding a rock gauntlet, shot straight into the side of the jerk's jawline!

RIIIIP!

Chugg's lower jaw bone was detached from his face, soaring into the air before snapping in two the moment it struck the stadium walls. Chugg's pig-like screams devolved into a pained gurgle while A fountain of blood spewed from the jawless maw of the Asshole King. It was incredible how, after everything that had transpired, Chugg was somehow still alive, albeit barely. However, Oogar was nearing the climax to this brutal beatdown as soon took hold of the chain hook once more, twirling it in the air before lassoing Chugg by his waist. It was here that the caveman grabbed onto the chain with both his hands, proceeding to spin around similar to an athlete performing a hammer throw. Oogar rapidly spun his portly foe in circles, moving at speeds faster than the naked eye could track while Chugg felt his body slowly elevate off the ground.

The caveman continued swinging his foe in circles, the world around Chugg now became twisted and muddled, almost as though everything was revolving around him. Oogar, more than ready to finish this grueling battle, firmly clutched the chain before giving it a firm yank as Chugg's near-lifeless body came hurling back at him. The behemoth was prepared for this, pulled his fist back, and simply waited for at least a couple of seconds. When that time was up and Chugg's battered body got in close enough, Oogar launched a potent uppercut that was lodged into the roof of Chugg's mouth. The very force of the blow was too much for Chugg and his broken body to handle, the painful ringing in his head had gotten to a point where blood began seeping out of his ears while he gagged and gasped for air from the almighty blow of the mammoth demon. His body stood motionless for a split second before finally...

He took off.

Chugg's body soared into the air, almost like a space shuttle during lift-off, his body reaching and tearing right through the ceiling. His body drilled through the earth above the stadium, shooting out of Hell's surface! The oxygen surrounding Chugg started to heat up tremendously from the speeds he was reaching, it wasn't long before his entire body light up in flames. from a distance, he would have the appearance of a reverse asteroid. Chugg's body traveled the sky and reached Hell's atmosphere, the blaze reaching higher temperatures. In his final moments, Chugg unleashed one final gurgled scream of both pain and rage as if to say 'OH SHIT!' while the inferno enveloping him melted his skin away and finally his muscle tissue, leaving behind little more but a charred skeleton.

The flaming remains disappeared beyond Hell's horizon, the only thing that truly remained of the Asshole King besides unpleasant memories.

---

Pentagram City, Channel 666 Station

"For the last time, Katie, I don't know what happened to your car!" Tom Trench exclaimed.

"Don't bullshit me, Tom! I know for a fact a cowardly, limp-dick bitch like you could've pulled something like this off!" Katie growled with frustration. She was in the studio for only five minutes and somehow her convertible disappeared into thin air. In her blind rage, she blamed Tom despite the fact that he wasn't the culprit.

"Katie, how can it even be me when I was clearly in the bathroom!" The masked reporter said in his defense but his insectoid partner wasn't buying it, partially because of the scowl on her face.

"Fuck off, Tom! I know that this was some petty revenge scheme after I said I was going to make a live report on your search history. You know I was fucking kidding about that, right!? But thanks to this little stunt you pulled, I might as well do it!" Katie said with a hiss.

"K-Kaite, please! I'm begging you, I didn't do a thi-" Tom's fearful pleads were interrupted as Katie leaned in on him, her glimmering red eyes staring dead in his soul.

"Get ready to have all of your dark and dirty secrets filmed in front of a live audience, you rubber masked little..." Just as Katie could finish her rant, she noticed Tom was looking over her shoulder with a wide-eyed expression.

"And just what the hell are you looking at!?" The mantis-like demon barked while Tom gave out a high-pitch yelp of fear before immediately running off.

"Hey! You get the fuck back here right-" Suddenly, Katie felt something hot slam right into her back as she was knocked onto the pavement. Laying on top of her was a large ashen skeleton that had strands of charred fat and meat dripping from its bones and onto the news reporter's hair and dress. The weight of the skeleton was heavy enough to pin her to the ground as Katie tried to wriggle herself free.

"AUGH! W-what the fuck is this!? God, it's singeing my dress, and... why the hell does it smell like rotting hamburger meat!?" Katie shouted while Tom carefully peeked from behind his car to see what was going on.

"Tom, get this damn thing off of me now!" Katie demanded, continuing to jittered around but instead of giving her a helping hand, the masked news reporter simply got into his car.

"NO, WAIT! TOM, GET BACK HERE!" Katie shouted but it was far too late as her partner started up the car and drove off, leaving the mantis demon behind.

"DAMMIT TOM, YOU NO GOOD, SMALL DICK-HAVING, PERVERTED SON OF A BITCH!" Katie screamed at the top of her lungs while the upper half of the skull was suddenly detached from its jaw bone and fell right onto Katie's face, who let out a groan of disgust.

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The Arena...

Returning back to the stadium, Oogar stood in the center while the passionate tune of Pharaoh Sanders faded out as silence took hold of the arena. The audience was dead silent, all of them left in total awe at what they had witnessed. Vaggie and Angel were both at a loss for words while Cherri, not saying a word, posted the bloody skirmish on Voxtagram. The caveman lowered his fist, closing his eyes for a moment until he raised both his arms in the air and emitted a booming howl of victory that shook the audience member to their core. The silence was eventually broken when one imp stood up and shouted loud enough for his kinsman to hear.

"LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" He shrieked, prompting the rest of the onlookers to get up from their seats and frantically scrambling to any nearby exits. Knowing what this beast did to their leader, they obviously knew they wouldn't last a second against Oogar. Severals imps were either trampled or fell off the bleachers but the entire stadium was cleared in only a short few minutes, leaving the four demons behind. After finishing his victorious cry, Oogar lowered his arms while sucking great huffs of air before collapsing to the ground while his teammates were left awestruck by the spectacle that had unfurled before their eyes. Snapping out of her trance, Cherri interrupted the silence with a shrill cheer.

"HOLY SHIT DUDE, THAT WAS FUCKING METAL!" Cherri exclaimed, turning to Angel, who was just excited as his partner.

"LIKE, HOLY FUCK, HE WENT ALL OUT ON THAT FAT ASS! DID YOU SEE THE PART WHERE HE SWUNG HIM AROUND LIKE A FUCKING RAGDOLL AND... JESUS FUCK, THAT WAS AWESOME! HELL, I DON'T EVEN THINK AWESOME COVERS IT, LIKE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT-" While the spider and the cyclopean were both geeking out over the fight they witnessed, Vaggie wasn't in the mood to celebrate as she quickly sprinted towards Oogar as fast as her injuries could allow. She was able to reach the caveman just as he fell to the ground, checking his pulse. Luckily for her, Oogar was still up and running as the caveman's eyes slowly opened, slowly turning his head over to his caretaker.

"Vaggie..." Oogar barely murmured.

"Oogar! Oogar, are you alright!? Y-you need medical attention, right now!" Vaggie exclaimed. However, Oogar gently placed his gigantic against Vaggie's check, a smile forming behind his scruffy beard.

"Don't worry, Vaggie... Oogar been through worse." The caveman said, in between breaths before sitting upright, clutching at his neck which now had a ring of bruises forming around his neck.

"Oogar probably take shower. Red Man's smell is starting to rub off on Oogar. Toilet has more pleasant scent..." The caveman grumbled.

"You got that right..." Vaggie chuckled in response before she helped the caveman back up on his feet. Noticing something from the corner of his eye, Oogar quickly limped over to what he had seen while Vaggie was confused as to what the behemoth was doing.

"Oogar, where are you going?" She asked, her question suddenly answered as Oogar turned around, revealing the shattered remains of the Hispanic demoness's spear that he held in his hands. Vaggie's eyes slightly widened and paused for a brief moment before letting out another soft chuckle.

"Hey, it's okay Oogar. I can always get a new one. How about we get going, Charlie will help us out with your injuries." Vaggie reassured. The Behemoth promptly dropped the broken harpoon before retrieving his chain hook.

Vaggie quickly followed Angel and Cherri to a nearby exit with Oogar shortly following after. However, Oogar noticed something from the corner of his eye that piqued his interest. It was Chugg's beating stick, both halves still laying on the floor. Approaching one of the halves, the behemoth reached down and picked it up, carefully examining it before turning his head over to the chain that was wrapped around his arm. Just with these two materials were all that the caveman needed to come up with an idea but just as it could come to fruition, he was interrupted by the nasal voice of Angel.

"Come on, Big Guy. I ain't wasting another minute in this damn cesspool!" Angel impatiently called out to the caveman, who quickly bolted towards the exit. The stadium was now devoid of life with heaps of busted vehicles, shattered stone structures, and thousands of dead underlings strewn about the arena. Suddenly, a pair of double doors leading into the arena was suddenly kicked wide open as a lanky imp dressed in a dark blue suit came running into the area with a video camera in one hand and a tripod in the other.

"Don't mind me. Heard there was a fight going on, wanted to make a quick buck off of it!" The imp said, placing the camera onto the tripod. Unfortunately, he had realized that the whole scrap was over as not a single soul was in sight.

"Oh goddammit, I missed the entire fuckin' thing!..." He cursed with anger, kicking the tripod and camera to the side before letting out a sigh of annoyance.

"Aw fuck it, might as well make the most of it and do some good ol' fashioned corpse raiding." The imp shrugged before pulling out a metal detector.

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The Hazbin Hotel, Two days later...

Bandaged up from the waist and up to her torso, Vaggie overlooked the distant jungle of buildings that was Pentagram City from one of the hotel's many balconies while the Hell's crimson night sky hovered above her head. The soft, brisk wind blew through her ghost-white hair while a small smile on her face, enjoying this moment of Nirvana after such a grueling experience. It had been two whole days after the raid and things were actually looking up for the hotel entirely. Sure, the place was still undergoing repairs and clean-up but luckily for the hotel residents, the whole ordeal had finally come to an end after Oogar and Chugg's big battle. Sure, sooner or later, Chugg will come back to life but after his humiliating loss at the hands of the caveman and just what that caveman could do, Vaggie doubted he'll be making a return anytime soon.

That wasn't the only good news for the hotel, after the fight, Cherri and Angel uploaded videos and stories of the fight. Normally, this would be a determent for Charlie and The Hotel, however, the complete opposite happened. Just about everyone unanimously showed waves of support and praise for Oogar, some of which believing what Oogar did was considered 'badass' or 'cool' while a few others came out with unpleasant and terrible experiences they had with Chugg and his posse of degenerates. Hell, even a demon or two outright showed support for the hotel for the crew's bravery. While the support was unorthodox, it was great for a change after all the insults and beratement that were thrown around by both the media and the internet.

Vaggie took in a deep breath and quietly exhaled, bringing up a cup of hot chocolate that her girlfriend had made her to her lips, and took a small sip from the mug. Just then, the door behind her clicked open as Vaggie perked her head up a little and turned to see Oogar, making his way to the balcony. He also bandaged up, namely around the neck area.

"Oh, hey Oogar. How are the injuries treating you?" Vaggie greeted.

"Oogar fine. Neck getting better." The caveman replied, nodding his head while he approached the balcony's railing to enjoy the view alongside his caretaker. Once the caveman was standing next to her, Vaggie noticed that he was gripping something behind his back.

"Say, what's that you got behind your back?" The Hispanic Demoness questioned.

"Oh. Oogar made you something. Hope Vaggie like it." Oogar said before revealing what he had concealed from the gray demoness. In his hands was a brand new spear, comprised of a wooden shaft with a sharp rock that was bounded to the handle with chains that were tightly wrapped around it. A look of surprise surfaced on Vaggie's face, without saying a word, she reached out and took the spear from the caveman's grasp. She gave it a quick glance before returning her gaze to the caveman.

"Is this?..." Oogar responded to Vaggie with a gentle nod, stepping back a little to let her test out the weapon. While her injuries did hinder her movements just a little, Vaggie was able to give the spear a few good test swings, raising it into the air before jabbing it into the ground. The blade's tip was just inches away from piercing into the concrete floor. Vaggie looked up and drew back the handmade spear, turning her attention back to Oogar, words incapable of describing how thankful she was for this gift. After considering her words, The Hispanic demoness finally managed out a sentence to show her appreciation for the weapon that Oogar had made for her.

"Oogar, I don't know what to say... You don't have to make this but, thank you." She said with a smile, however, Oogar merely looked away from Vaggie's eyes.

"Oogar hope Vaggie doesn't think... Oogar is bad anymore." The caveman murmured. In response, Vaggie approached the behemoth and put a hand on his shoulder while turning his head so that he could make eye contact with her.

"Hey, come on now. Whatever I said about you before, I clearly take it back." Vaggie said, genuine affection could be heard in her voice as she then pulled Oogar for a gentle hug, her cheek nestled against his warm fur.

"I'm sorry I ever made you feel that way." She continued. Oogar, at first, was unsure of how to approach this but soon he would return the favor with a loving embrace of his very own. The two stood motionless for a short period of time, neither of them wanted to break away from each other.

"Thank you, Vaggie." Oogar whispered, tightening his embrace just a little. Soon, Vaggie broke away from the mammoth demon's hug but didn't let go as she held onto Oogar's hand, still keeping eye contact with the giant.

"You're welcome, Oogar. Also if anyone EVER says you're a bad person, point me to them and I WILL beat them up. That's a promise." Vaggie declared, firmly grasping onto the caveman's wrists.

"O-okay... What do we do now?..." Oogar asked.

"Charlie and I were planning on doing a Disney marathon. I don't know if you're interested or anything like that but I know she would be happy to have you join in." Vaggie proposed, giving Oogar some time to think. The caveman tugged on his beard slightly before coming up with his answer.

"Oogar would like that!" The Prehistoric Demon cheerfully exclaimed.

"Well, what are we waiting for. Let's get going!" Vaggie encouraged, escorting Oogar back into the hotel for their marathon.

After countless years of isolation, Oogar had not only found a home that was worth fighting for but perhaps, a new family as well.

---

Millions of Years Ago...

The sun had risen above the forest, the shrill chirping of birds echoing throughout the woods. Laying on the ground and perched against a tree, Oogar's father had fallen into a slumber during his wait. Suddenly, he opened his eyes from a shuffling noise that came from the cave's mouth. The Neanderthal slowly brought himself back up and eagerly rushed over to the cave, making out a large figure that trudged from the darkness. Acting fast, the caveman quickly grabbed onto a nearby jagged-shaped rock and awaited whatever was coming out from the opening.

Upon getting closer to the light, the head of a bear started to peak from the cave's entrance while the neanderthal unleashed a wild ape-like scream. However, the screams would cease as a human foot suddenly stepped into the sunlight. Oogar's father dropped the rock, while the 'bear' revealed itself to be nonother but his son, who proudly wore the bear's hide as a trophy for achieving the impossible. The child proceeded to take off the bear hide and threw it to the ground, just inches away from his father's feet. Oogar looked up to his dad with a big grin on his face. Oogar's father smiled back, proud was a word barely could describe how felt towards his son.

Against all possible odds, Oogar had achieved freedom.

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Music:

You've Got To Have Freedom - Pharaoh Sanders (Africa)