/ Duel Universe
/ Author: The Cowboy of Oklahoma
/ Ch 44 pt2: Paybacks A Bitch! Duel!!
/ word count: 2890
/ (Author's note: All duel actions are random and fair. Multiple choice decisions made by coin toss. Some explicit content.)
Shelly vs Steve vs Ka'an
"Let's see where this will go, my turn. I draw!" I started, "now I summon my Mirage Dragon.
A long golden armored dragon with long blue hair appeared.
"Mirage blocks all trap cards you use during the battle phase, I'm talking to you too Shelly," I pointed out.
"Got it!" She acknowledged.
Steve just grumbled.
"Next I'll activate my Moon Mirror Shield and equip it to Mirage, now it has the ability to topple even the strongest monster!" I said.
A golden shield formed onto the armor of the dragon.
"And I think your Trilojig needs to go! Battle! Mirage attack his Trilojig and remove it from the field!" I commanded.
The dragon flared with golden moon magic pooling from the mirror into its mouth, then shot a golden flame at Steve's Emperor, destroying it. Dealing him -100 in damages, and leaving him with 1100 life points.
I believe that will do for now, I end my turn," I finished.
Steve was steaming as he lost his best monster.
"It's my turn then, I draw!" She started, "first I activate my facedown trap, Amazoness Hot Spring, allowing me to set my scale 1 Amazoness Golden Whip Master from my deck to my open pendulum zone."
A traditional hot springs pool appeared on the field, revealing some completely nude Amazonian women partially submerged in the warm water. Then a tanned-skinned woman wearing purple cloth, a leather skirt, cape. Purple bracers, and a braided golden cord spike-tipped whip, appeared from the pool, encased in a beam of light, and lifted out of the water to settle above the duel field beside her other Amazonian sister.
"Now my Amazoness monsters gain an additional 100 attack points based on their levels. So if yer not keeping track, they now get 200 extra attack points based on their levels!" She stated, "but let's just move on. Next, I'll summon my Amazoness Paladin."
A tanned-skinned woman wearing tan cloth, pinkish-purple feathers, simple tan cloth strap bracers, and a long sword appeared.
"She also gains an additional attack boost of 100 for each Amazoness on my field, and I count two, so she is sitting pretty at 2700. Battle! Paladin attack Steve's last remaining monster!" She commanded.
Paladin launched forward and slashed her blade through the Beast, destroying it.
"When I battle, both of my pendulum monsters activate, and now I'm allowed to destroy one spell or trap card on the field and also gain an Amazoness spell or trap card from my gy," she explained, "so I'm destroying yer Dark Door and regaining my Heirloom."
Steve's card protecting him from multiple attacks shattered and a light flew from Shelly's gy to her hand.
"I'll end my turn here," she finished.
"I draw!" Steve started but then went pale as he looked at his hand.
He had a commanding lead with field control, but now with two of us disrupting his plans, he wasn't able to play anything for a few turns. He's doomed to fail and I think he just ran out of options too.
"Am I supposed to take your stunned silence as confirmation you can't play anything, Bensen?" I asked mockingly, "where is all that 'bravado' and 'assurances of your victory' gone?"
He grits his teeth and slowly lowers his hand, "I've got nothing else, I end my turn," he finished.
"I draw!" I started, I looked at my hand and then had a thought, "say, I'm not really wanting to finish this so quickly Bensen, what do you say? I'll wait until you can properly defend yourself before I attack you again," I proposed.
The shock on Shelly's face was very evident, "what!? We can't give him that kind of chance Ka'an! Not after what he did to Akiza! My sister!" Shelly exclaimed.
"Now I didn't say we'd let him go, I just want a challenge from mister 'Greater than us all' over there," I explained, "what do you say? Five turns. No more," I suggested.
Shelly looked away in thought, but I knew she'd be a hard sell.
"Okay Ka'an, five. But not a single turn more!" She compromised.
"Okay. Hear that Bensen? You get one final chance to mount a comeback. Don't waste it. Now I activate Card Advance, letting me look at and rearrange the top five cards of my deck, then reset them for me to draw from later. That ends my turn," I finished.
"I draw!" She started, "five turns Steve, then I'm going to kill ya!" She reaffirmed, "I end my turn," she finished.
"I draw…," he started, "I set one monster in defense mode and end my turn," he finished.
A card back appeared on his field.
"I draw!" I started, "now I summon Cosmic Compass and by doing so, I gain one token for every opponent's monster they have on the field, and I count three."
A strange-looking device with multiple moving parts appeared.
"So now my field is completely full Bensen. Soon I'll have what you don't want me to and then I'll decimate you!" I said dead serious, "I end my turn," I finished.
The look of fear on his face was almost worth it. But before he could say anything or retort, Shelly made sure his attention was diverted.
"My turn, I draw!" She started, "I'll save this for later. Four turns left Steve! I end my turn," she finished while punctuating the time.
Steve reached for his disk, but was hesitant for a moment, then continued, "I draw…," he started, "I end my turn," he finished.
"I draw!" I started, and we all felt a presence vibrating the air around us. I just stared at Bensen, "I end my turn," I finished.
"My move, I draw!" She started, "oh, this will do. I set one card facedown then end my turn," she finished, "three turns."
"I…draw," he started, "I'll set one monster and end my turn," he finished.
A second card back appeared on his field.
"I draw!" I started, "I'll tribute my Compass to summon my Prime Material Dragon!"
A six-winged dragon made of pure golden material appeared.
"We're almost back to exactly how our duel was when I defeated you last time, Bensen." I pointed out.
"Don't think it'll end the same this time Freeman! I'll have my revenge on you and this bitch!" Steve threatened.
"Then I think I'll end my turn here," I finished, "let's see if you can stop what is coming."
"Let's see if you can carry through with it Steve. My move, I draw!" Shelly sounded enthusiastic, "now I activate my trap, Amazoness Willpower, and bring back my Empress from the gy! You remember her, don't you Steve."
The Empress reappeared on the field but she looked a little worse for wear as if she had been in the fight of her life. But soon she was standing in defiance of what had happened to her.
"Battle! Empress attack his second facedown monster!" She commanded.
She didn't hesitate in her actions and slammed her huge blade down on the back of one of the cards on Steve's field, destroying it.
"That was my Big Eye, now I can use its effect to look at and rearrange the top five cards of my deck," Steve explained.
"I don't care. I just wanted to attack so I can destroy a card and get a card back from the gy. So now I'm destroyin' my Hot Springs and gainin' back Secret Technique. Now I can use Secret Technique to give Empress an upgrade, fusing her and Blowpiper to fusion summon Amazoness Kaiserin!"
The hot spring faded away like a mirage on the desert, leaving a pool of swirling colors formed behind Shelly, then Empress and Blowpiper turned into flares and shot down into the vortex, and a huge flash shot out, Empress reformed wearing native-colored cloth, tiger fur skirt, flowing red cape, brass bracers, horned skull shoulder protectors, a metal halo back cover, and he sword was even bigger and with spikes added to its capabilities.
"Now she is able to let me special summon a new Amazoness from my deck directly to the field, and I choose Amazoness Warrior Chief."
A tanned-skinned woman wearing leopard cloth, red leather mini skirt, red bracers, a headband, and a long spear appeared.
"Then Chief lets me search for a new Amazoness card, and I choose Amazoness Village, which goes straight to my field spell zone. This gives my Amazoness monsters even more attack points. But I'm not done yet, now it's time for a little more ferocity, and the best way for that is to summon Amazoness Baby Tiger, whose name converts to Amazoness Tiger while on the field. Next, I activate my Polymerization to fuse my Tiger and Chief together to fusion summon Amazoness King Liger!"
A pool of swirling colors formed behind Shelly, then Baby Tiger and Chief turned into flares and shot down into the vortex, and a huge flash shot out, forming a large blonde mane, white bodied with striped lion-tiger wearing metal black armor with red spikes across its shoulders appeared.
"You can only attack my King Liger, but there's more, he lets me destroy any Amazoness card to special summon an Amazoness monster from my gy, so say hello to my Amazoness Chief again! All it will cost me is Fighting Spirit. Then I'll equip Heirloom to King Liger so he can't be destroyed by battle, then I'll end my turn," she finally finished, "just so ya know, my Amazoness monsters are all but unbeatable now. They are protected from effect destruction, and attacks, and even have an insane attack boost comin' from three different cards. So attack me at yer own peril, Steve!" She warned him.
"Impressive, now I see why both of us were given such powerful cards," I remarked.
Shelly just smirked, "now Steve, let's see just what y'er going to do against this! Two turns!"
Steve looked to his deck and took a calming breath, it was down to the wire, but he had one more chance, "I draw then end my turn here," he finished quickly.
"I draw!" I started, "now that Shelly has pulled out all the stops, I guess I should follow suit. I tribute all three of my tokens to summon my most powerful monster! Come forth, Obelisk the Tormentor!"
A blue energy beam shot out from the card into the sky, then clouds filled with clashing thunder and lightning. Then a blinding blue light shot straight down and slammed into the ground, as a shadow formed behind me. Blue-bodied and standing at nearly five stories tall, with gleaming red eyes that glared down at the enemy.
"And to finish, I'll set one last card facedown to end my turn," I finished, "This is your absolute final turn and you don't have a chance in hell to break up what I have planned for you, Bensen!"
"I draw," Shelly started, "last turn. Go!"
Steve closed his eyes in concentration, "I draw!" Steve started with more energy than he's shown for the last few turns, "I activate Fallen Paradise, this card protects all forms of my Phantasms, next I activate Dimension Fusion Destruction! This lets me banish Uria, Hamon, and Raviel from my gy to fusion summon Armityle the Chaos of Phantasm - Phantom of Fury!"
The spirits of the Phantasms flew into a pool of swirling colors that formed behind Steve, then shot down into the vortex, then a huge flash shot out, forming an amalgamation of all three beasts. It had Raviel's body, Hamon's wings, and Uria's head as a hand.
"Now I can give my Armityle to you Shelly!" Steve explained.
"What!? Why give me your most powerful monster?" She asked surprised.
"Who said it was my most powerful? Now I end my turn," he finished.
His monster began to dissolve into a black mass covering her whole field and dissolving all her cards.
"What's it doing!?" Shelly asked.
"It's banishing all of your cards! I couldn't attack, I couldn't destroy, and I couldn't target, so instead, I'll just wipe your board!" Steve explained.
"No! My Amazoness monsters!"
"Oh, don't worry, I'll save you for last, I want Ka'an to suffer for everything I'm about to do to you and your slut bitch of a sister!"
"Ka'an!" Shelly screeched.
"And when Phantom of Fury goes, I'm allowed to special summon my true monster, Armityle the Chaos Phantasm from my extra deck!"
The same monster reappeared on Steve's field again.
"Try something original Bensen, my move! I draw!" I started, "now I activate my facedown Jar of Avarice, returning five cards from my gy to my deck, reshuffle, and draw one new card," I said calmly, "I summon Slower Swallow again and tribute it to gain a double draw next turn. Then I'll end my turn here, Bensen," I said with no fear in my voice.
Steve didn't like that, his prey wasn't afraid while he had the most powerful monster in existence, "fall damn you!"
Shelly drew a card but she was effectively out of this duel so Steve just went ahead with his turn.
"I draw!" He started, " I activate Shard of Greed, allowing me to draw two extra cards in two turns," he explained.
"If you last that long," I mocked.
"Fuck you! Battle! Armityle attack his precious Obelisk the Tormentor!!" He commanded.
Both beasts squared off, then Armityle raised its Uria head and shot a beam directly at Obelisk.
"Wow. Do you really think you can win, just by attacking me?" I asked incredulously.
"What!?"
"Go Electromagnetic Turtle!" I countered, "whenever Turtle is in my gy, I can banish it to end the battle phase of a turn!"
A shield formed around Obelisk, absorbing the blast and protecting us both.
"So that means your oh-so-impressive monster was absolutely…useless." I mocked.
"Grrrrah!! I'll get you next turn Ka'an! There's nothing you can do against my Armityle!" He boasted, "I end my turn," he finished.
"There is no next turn! You haven't noticed the major flaw in your strategy!" I stated flatly.
"What flaw?! My monster is the ultimate weapon and can't be beaten!"
"It's big, I'll grant you, but it has one major weakness that suits you perfectly," I stated.
"What weakness?"
"It has absolutely no attack points on your opponent's turn," I stated.
The realization dawning on his face was almost priceless.
"I draw!" I started, "battle! Your monster won't be destroyed, but your life points don't have any sort of protection!" I pointed out, "Obelisk! Attack his Armityle and end this man's reign of terror once and for all! Fist of Fury!!
Obelisk raised a fist and charged it with divine energy, then swung it at full force directly across Armityle's jaw, toppling it. Dealing Steve -4000 in damages, leaving him with 0 life points.
"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh…!!" His eyes went wide with terror as he screamed into oblivion.
It was the last noise that man ever made.
Last time I let my dragon pummel him, this time I let divine retribution deal the final blow.
A few moments later, as Shelly and I were gathering what was left of Bensen and his deck, I heard flapping coming from behind us. Turning to look, we saw our escort of dragons returning for us with Sage, Moonie, and Akiza riding high. Shelly ran to her sister's side and held her tightly. Sage had an uncomfortable look on his face as he seemed to be trying to not look in Akizas' direction. Moonie flew off my dragon's neck and nearly barreled into me for a hug.
"Master! You did it! Will he ever be coming back?" She asked with a little concern in her voice.
"No Moonie. This time I made sure that man will never bother us again," I said with confidence.
"We saw the spectacle from where we were waiting for your signal, as we made our way towards your location, we found these two flying towards us, Moon Maiden tried to dump this…naked girl in my arms and fly away, but I thought it best that she care for the woman," Sage explained, a tinge of red on his cheeks.
"He's never seen a naked woman before Master. He was super embarrassed to hold her or even look at her!" Moonie is abashed.
"Good!" Shelly abolished, "he shouldn't be looking at a woman unless he is her husband!"
"Says the horniest woman known to man before the exodus from earth…" I said blatantly joking.
"What!?" Shelly sounded astonished that I brought that up, "I wasn't just some hooker ya'know!"
"Yeah, that's why you tried to seduce me almost immediately after we met," I remarked.
"Wha…, no…, I…, that didn't happen!" She abolished me.
'Oh yeah…," I said as I stretched like a cat and pushed out my chest and ass like what a woman acting seductively would do, "never happened. Oh! How many times did you come onto me during our flight out of the solar system?" I added on.
Shelly's face went red with embarrassment and frustration. Moonie giggled at what was revealed and how we interacted with each other. Then she quietly lifted her hands together to her bosom and let her eyes fall for a brief second then hid her emotions and smiled.