enjoy my sparratic and inconsistent outbursts on this account later followed by promises to leave (the estimated dates of specific events are listed in here). You all know the pattern just as well as I do! :D

A collection of (ripe, juicy) lemons...yum!

AU: Mapleshade had always been especially sensitive to spirits. Through life, she acted on what she believed was their guidance. After her kits' death, she began hallucinating. She believed they were Starclan spirits and followed their orders. Now she is in the Darkforest. As she tries to serve a penance for her crimes, she learns the truth about Starclan and the Darkforest.

A spin-off to my main series: It's an AU where Fireheart takes a more neutral option in how to deal with both Tigerclaw and the warrior code which she is slowly beginning to lose hope in.

Raven is a black tom with a white-tipped tail and two white dots under his eyes, he has blue cold eyes. Raven was born as Stormy kittypet. He received strange dreams that he took seriously and escaped his home, on a journey to obey his dreams.

"Oops! Your mother is a whore"

Vignettes set within the Loner's Wild universe.

Bad news, I died. Good news, I'm back. Bad news again, I'm a cat. Being reborn as Smudge, one of this world's most forgettable cats, definitely had its upsides and downsides. My rebirth has caused a butterfly effect changing everything. Maybe my cowardly nature and tendency towards blackmail can make the future a little brighter.

Scorchclaw is a young WindClan warrior, the son of the esteemed leader Swiftstar and expected to carry out a bloodline legacy. But during a time of war where all Clans are rampant in fighting, how can he know who to trust? Is his family even trustworthy? What about his Clanmates? Scorchclaw must struggle with the meaning of loyalty to his family and his Clan. Who will he pick?

discontinued, make sure to keep complaining about me in the reviews though!

When a ShadowClan apprentice meets a loner living by the territory, it may just start something unforgettable for the both of them...or the end all of the clans. So yeah, that's the premise I hope you take a look and like it.

"RiverClan will fall, unless Bear rescues it from the darkness." Is what Bearfrost—at the time only a RiverClan apprentice—was told while deep asleep in a coma. A great darkness is coming to destroy RiverClan, and he can stop it; but can he save the Clan before it's too late? Or will he crumble like the rest of his Clan?

Fate had great things in store for Willowheart- with little to spare for Streamlily. Will these two sisters handle the pressure and stay loyal to one another, or let their bond crumble just as fate seems to intend? (ALL CHARACTERS USED IN THIS FIC ARE OCS; THIS IS ONLY SET IN THE WARRIORS UNIVERSE.)

Maplebloom comes out as ace to her mate, Hawkheart. He's very supportive.

Stagpaw lives in a magical world where warriors are split into three categories: clawtoothes, mages and bayers. A hidden bayer, he blends in with the clawtoothes of EskerClan, but one fateful day spills his secret out. Now, he must make his way through the treacherous forests of the Hallowlands if he is to prove himself to his clan. But is survival really possible?

Clan rivalries. A mysterious prophecy. Hidden secrets. Enter Kestrelpaw, Bluepaw, Ripplepaw, and Starlingpaw, four apprentices from rival Clans. While they seem like polar opposites, these four young cats have more in common than they could ever imagine. Follow these four cats as they try and make sense of the prophecy that StarClan has given to them.

Lightpaw is a newly made apprentice in RiverClan. Except… she has no connection to the Clan at all. She and her siblings can’t swim, fish, and don’t even know who their parents are. They were raised by all the queens in the nursery. But Lightpaw feels like she doesn’t belong. But why does she get the urge to go to ShadowClan? She has no connection to there. Or does she?

Splashflight is now a warrior with her littermates, Streamfrost, Fluffheart, and Puffertail. But when she gets a message from StarClan, Splashflight must learn about the previous medicine cat, Goldenflow, and persuade her clanmates to believe that Goldenflow didn’t kill Mothstar. But strange cats have been influencing Puffertail, and his ambitions are up to no good.

Goldenflow, medicine cat of RiverClan, is mentally depressed by the loss of her sister. Worse, no one seems to care. But one day, when she gets blamed for murder, she gets exiled forever. But she realizes it’s not really a bad thing. Because that decision leads her to a new group of cats, a mate, and a new future. But evil still lurks in the shadows.

Generations after moving to the lake territories, riots breaking out among the clans over rules and an overbearing StarClan causes a group of cats to travel back to their legendary forest territories to see what remains, only to find a sprawling two-leg city in place. Seeking shelter, they discover hardened street cats, a hierarchy, and a worshipped god entitled Scourge the Martyr.

Suddenly it dawned on her. Now, Blossomstar knew it for sure, there was no turning back.

Can you repeat? ;P

As a kit, Redpaw always dreamed of becoming a warrior. She wanted it so badly that she couldn't imagine doing anything else. Then one-day Spottedleaf visits her in her dream and tells her she must become a medicine cat and gives her no reason why. This thrusts Redpaw into a horrible dilemma: should she follow the wishes of StarClan and become a medicine cat? Or will she fight back?

A strange gem settles inside a new host. Now Firestar has to juggle leading his clan, focusing on the Dark Forest, and protecting his loved ones, all as a dragon-cat.

This is a real Warrior Cats story. The most. The best. You will think these cats are real. :3