Jax and Marissa's Welcome Home Party
Jax: Ready To See Our Family Darling?
Marissa: Always Am Always Will Be Handsome.
Gemma: Hey You Two.
Marissa: Hey Gem.
Jax: Hey Mom.
Gemma: You pregnant Yet?
Marissa: I Wont Know Until 3 Weeks Time When My Friend Is Meant To Visit.
Jax: What Friend?
Marissa: Mrs. P.E.R.I.O.D.
Jax: Nasty.
Marissa: We are Married Now Babe You Have To Get Used To It.
Gemma: Lets Go Inside.
(Inside)
Opie: You Knocked Up Yet?
Marissa: Dont Know Yet.
Donna: Where Is My Brother In Law?
Marissa: Probably Drinking Out The Image Of Me With My Friend Mrs. P.E.R.I.O.D.
Opie: Ew Sis.
Marissa: Hey You Used To Look After Me At That Time Of The Month.
Opie: Good Point.
Marissa:(Walking Up To Gemma) Hey Gem?
Gemma: Yes Baby.
Marissa: Can You Get Everyone's Attention For Me?
Gemma: Sure (To Everyone Else) The Princess Wants Your Attention.
Marissa: (Stands On Bar) 4 Months Ago I Found Out That My Mom Wanted Me Terminated. I Have A Question For Gemma.
Gemma: Yes Baby?
Marissa: Can I Call You Mom?
Gemma: Sure Baby!
Marissa: Thank You Mom.
Jax: Babe Get Your Ass Down From There You Could Be Pregnant.
The Guys: No Way A New Prince Or Princess.
Marissa: Hey Hey Hey I May Not Be Pregnant.
Jax: The Way We Were Going At It Babe I Will Be Surprised If You Aren't.
Marissa: Jackson Nathaniel Teller Shut Your Mouth.
Piney: That's My Baby Girl.
Marissa: (Gets Down From Bar) Hey Daddy.
Piney: Hey Princess.
Mary: (Walks In) Why Wasn't I Invited To My Only Daughter's Wedding?
Marissa: So Here Is The Woman Who Wanted Me Terminated Asking Why I Didn't Invite Her To My Wedding.
Jax: Mary Leave The Clubhouse Now This Is A Private Party For Me And My Wife.
Marissa: Yeah Mary Leave Before We Get You Arrested For Trespassing.
Mary: I Am Your Mother Show Me Some Respect.
Marissa: No You Are Just My Egg Donor. Where Were You When I Started My P.E.R.I.O.D?, Where Were You When I Was Going Through My Surgeries? When Jax And I Had A Pregnancy Scare? Where Were You When Donna And Opie Had Ellie? You Were Never There. My Mom Was.
Mary: I am Your Mom Not Gemma.
Gemma: That Is Where You Are Wrong Mary I Was There When You Were Not.
Opie: Mary Just Leave.
Piney: Mary Now!
Gemma: My Daughter Has Politely Asked You To Leave.
Mary: Gemma She Is Not Your Daughter.
Clay: At Least Gem Was There For Her After The Divorce Unlike You.
Mary: Come On I Did Not Want Her Being An Old Lady.
Marissa: Mary I Have Always Wanted To Be An Old Lady But Unlike You I Am Not Going To Abandon My Husband And Any Children We Have.
Jax: Babe Stay Calm.
Mary: Jax This Has Nothing To Do With You.
Jax: Yes It Does That Is My Wife Your Talking To.
Mary: Fine I Am Leaving.