A Glee Fanfiction written by Ohmygleeme23

The Adventures Of Sebastian & Oreo

Chapter Two / Story Two: Date Disaster

Summary: Sebastian Smyth owns a cat. A talking cat called Oreo who he hates, and who hates him in return. Despite all the hate they are left alone to have many adventures together; what could go wrong? Find out in the one shot story series of Sebastian and Oreo!

Important Notes! : This story is a little inspired by a fanfiction called Lovely wrote by a fanfiction writer called A Wonderland Heart, that fanfiction is also got a cat in the story but mainly based on Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smyth, with topics that some people may find hard to read. I find it an amazing fanfiction, so anybody who would like to read they will be a link below .

I don't own glee (sadly) and this story will contain swearing, bad language, some KurtBastian and some sex talk. Please enjoy!

Chapter Two / Story Two – Date Disaster

It was a bright sunny Monday morning in the Smyth household. Sebastian was awake in his room getting ready for another boring day at school expect this time he had something good to look forward to, he was going to bite the bullet and finally ask Kurt on a date.

"Yo fuck face, you going to make me some breakfast?!" Oreo called from his bed smirking.

"You just had a fish dinner!" Sebastian replied doing his tie. "Beside I have more important things to worry about"

"Oh right asking out Gay Face today" he laughed picking up the TV remote.

Sebastian looked back at him rolling his eyes "His name is Kurt"

"Whatever" Oreo laughed "Hey how are you going to ask him out when you don't even go to the same school?" he added

"I'm going to walk to his school after I finished and ask him" Sebastian smiled.

"Yeah because that will deffinelty not make you look like a stalker" Oreo smirked.

"Oh shut up fuck face" Sebastian yelled back grabbing his school bag "I'm asking him out, he going to say yes and you're going to be out doing normal cat shit when he is here" he said before walking out the door and walking to school.

Oreo laughed turning on the TV, like that was going to happen.

A few hours later and Sebastian had finished school, and now had arrived outside McKinley, trying to look for Kurt.

He searched all around but he was nowhere to be seen. Then finally he sore a stylish set of hair walk towards a pink car, which hair had to be Kurt's.

He quickly ran toward the car and yelled out "KURT!"

Kurt quickly turned around and was now met face to face with Sebastian. "Criminal chipmunk, to what to I owe the pleaser?" Kurt asked smirking.

Sebastian laughed "Umm well….I kind of wanted to ask you on an umm… date?"

Kurt stood blanked face for a couple of minutes before busting out laughing "Are you for real?"

Sebastian gulped "Yes why?"

Kurt smirked back "No even two weeks ago, you were trying to do anything to fuck my ex-boyfriend"

Sebastian looked at him and sighed "Look I know how it must look, but I promise I never wanted Blaine, I just wanted to use him for information on you, to find out how to please you and get to ask you out"

Kurt looked back up deep into his eyes "You wanted to ask out me?"

Sebastian nodded blushing.

Kurt smiled giggling "Okay sure"

Sebastian went wide eyed "Really?"

Kurt smiled "Really. Where are we going?"

Sebastian smiled again "Umm I was thinking maybe my house, movie night and we can order in a take away?"

Kurt smiled "Sounds perfect just text me you address, this is my number" he said quickly writing it down and handing it to the other boy.

Sebastian smiled again "Perfect I will, should we say 6?"

Kurt smiled "It's a date" and with that he got into his pink car and drove him blushing all the way.

Whiled Sebastian smiled walking back home thinking to himself of what to wear, and how he could make it the most romantic night possible.

Half an hour later he was back at his house, walking up the stairs and started to pull clothes out of his wardrobe.

"Does this mean you're finally moving out?" Oreo asked still on his bed getting excited. "Can I have your room, I have ideas"

"No" Sebastian said shaking his head still throwing clothes everywhere "Kurt is coming for our date, so I need to find something good to wear before he arrives"

"Wait gayface said yes? What did you do blackmail him with a new beauty thing?"

"No" Sebastian said smirking "He just said yes because I'm amazing and I'm really fucking handsome"

Oreo belly laughed "Trust me he did not say it because of any of that, he properly only said yes because his hairspray is messing with his brain"

"Oh get fucked" Sebastian said smirking "Now will you help me choose an outfit please and then I will feed you?"

Oreo sighed "God if I must"

With that Sebastian smiled going into the next room trying on an all green outfit and then came back out again when he was ready.

"What do you think?" he asked spinning around in front of the cat sat on his bed.

Oreo smirked "You look like a giant boggy"

Sebastian huffed "Fine next one"

He quickly changed again, this time into a pattern shirt and a pair of demi jeans.

"Okay what about this one?" he asked the cat again.

Oreo smirked "Now you look like a cowboy"

Sebastian huffed again "Oh for god sake you pick something then!" he yelled falling back into his desk chair in defeat.

"Fine" Oreo smiled getting up from the bed looking at the clothes on the floor.

After a few moments later he was done and through a pair of black jeans and a white shirt at Sebastian's head. "Wear this" he said.

Sebastian looked, nodding and went to put the outfit on.

After that he came back and he tidied up his room, lighting small candles around it and getting out some films that he though Kurt might like.

Then around 5:55 Kurt knocked at the front door wanting outside the house.

Sebastian smiled, by the looks of thing Oreo had gone out and that means him and Kurt were finally alone to have their date in peace.

Sebastian then went down the stairs and opened the door. Kurt looked stunning; he was wearing some dark blue jeans, with his classic white boots, and a purple top and blue neck scarf"

"Hi" he said smiling "I got you theses" he said handing out a box of sour patch kids. "I didn't think you were a flower guy" he smirked.

Sebastian giggled smiling and took the sweets from his hand "Thank I love these. And no any flowers I have unless fake I end up killing" he giggled.

Kurt giggled back smiling.

"You look amazing" Sebastian asked smiling "Come in"

With that Kurt came in and the date finally got started. They watched Grease, talked about family life and sweets, and about dreams and the future plans. Everything was going fine and time was moving along fast.

Sebastian smiled hearing a knock on the door "Pizza is here, give me two minutes"

"Okay" Kurt smiled.

With that Sebastian ran downstairs to get the pizza. Whiled Oreo who had been hiding under the bed finally came out and looked up at Kurt.

"Awe hi kitty" Kurt smiled looking down at Oreo.

"Hey dude" Oreo smiled back.

Kurt looked again and rubbed his eyes; did that cat just talk to him!?"

Oreo smiled at him again "So why Sebastian?" he asked smirking at him.

With that Kurt got off the bed and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! SEBASTIAN! YOUR CAT, YOUR CAT IS TALKING!"

With that Oreo panicked and picked up the heaviest text book he could find in Seb's room hitting Kurt hard over the head with it, making him fall the floor.

Sebastian then came up with the pizza in his hands seeing Oreo with a text book in his hands and Kurt knocked out on the floor.

"What did you do?!" Sebastian yelled

Oreo smiled "Relax lover boy he's alive" he replied

"I know he's alive!" Sebastian yelled again "Why is he knocked out!"

Oreo giggled "I talked to him, he freaked out, and therefore I hit him over the head with a text book you never use"

Sebastian slapped his forehead in despair "What am I going to do?"

Oreo laughed "Hmm I don't know that seems like a you problem"

"Oreo you have to help me" he replied.

Oreo rolled his eyes "Fine, put him in the car, drive him home. Say he fall asleep, put him in his house and just text him in the morning, saying I was a toy or something" he put smiling.

"A toy?" Sebastian asked "He knows you're a real cat!" he yelled.

Oreo laughed "Well I don't know then you think of something"

Sebastian rolled his eyes and carefully picked up Kurt from the floor carrying him downstairs and put him in the backseat of his car, driving him home.

He did just what Oreo said to do and drove back home, going back upstairs into his room looking at Oreo "You are so not getting a fish dinner!"

Within the next 10 minutes Kurt text.

To: Sebastian

Nice try lying but I know your cat is real and that he talked and knocked me out with a book lol. But all is good, Blaine never had a talking cat and I like you way better, next time just tell me, see you soon Xxxx

Sebastian sighed of relief, lucky Kurt was so understanding and cool about this.

Oreo looked at the text and smiled "So does this mean I do get fish dinner?"

Sebastian smirked rolling his eyes putting on that TV, that cat was going to be the death of him.

Hey guys so that is it for chapter two! We have Kurt who now knows about Oreo which means he may join in on some of the adventures to come. So hopefully that will be okay, either way it will mainly be on Oreo and Sebastian.

But I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it, I Shall try to upload two chapter per week but I'm not sure how that will go as at the moment I'm writing as the ideas come to come to me. But if you are enjoying the series please leave a review I love to know what you think and if you have any ideas.

But as always guys intill next time – Keep on Reading – Ohmygleeme23 (Emily)