Treehouse of Horror 3 is the fifth episode of the fourth season in my fanon.
The Simpsons decide to hold a Halloween party this year.
Opening
This time Homer, parodying Alfred Hitchcock Presents gives the viewers a warning not to watch to nights episode because it's scary.
"Good evening..." He imitated Alfred while stepping into the famous silhouette.
"Apparently a few crybabies or should I say bible bashers complained it was too violent so turn over and watch Little house on the Prarie or something. I dare you." said Homer.
before daring them to turn off the TV and taunting them with chicken noises. The TV switches off. Marge then asks Homer if he insulted the audience and called them chickens.
"No. I swear on this bible!" said Homer.
"That's a book of carpet samples!" said Marge.
"Oh! Fuzzy!" said Homer.
Plot
This year instead of trick or treating the Simpsons are holding a Halloween party.
Kids running about the Simpsons house as all of Bart's friends were there. And a few kids from Lisa's class.
"I wanted to go trick or treating..." Bart moans, he's dressed as Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange.
"Hey, I've invited all your friends over this year. And Chief Wiggum has warned that some nasty residents have been sabotaging their candy with razor blades and needles, so so I'm keeping you in this year." Marge explains. She's dressed as Cleopatra.
"That was an article by Ann Landers, Mom. Turned out she may have been scaremongering." said Lisa. Yes I know the article wasn't wrote till 1995...
"Ann Landers is a boring old biddy..." said Oscar.
Everyone gasped offended.
"Oscar I know you can't help blurting things out but stop saying that! Everyone loves Ann Landers!" Marge reprimanded Oscar who was dressed as a clown wearing a big red shiny rubber nose.
"I did mean to say that! I think she's a boring old biddy." said Oscar.
Everyone gasped again.
Marge sighed.
We see kids at the party, including Milhouse as Radioactive Man, Janey as a princess, Lisa as the Statue of Liberty, Richard as Scratchy, Lewis as Frankenstein's monster, Wendell as an astronaut, Martin as Calliope, the muse of poetry (He looks really girly) and Nelson a pirate. Oscar is a clown.
"Yes for the umpteenth year in a row Oscar is dressed as a friggin clown for Halloween..." Bart sighed.
"Hey, where's the candy?" Nelson asks.
"Yeah!" said Oscar.
"Fruit is nature's candy!" Marge responds holding up a fruit bowl. All the kids throw fruit at her. "Fine... I'll go out and buy some candy..." Marge goes out to buy some candy. "Homer, have you got your costume on yet?" She said as she left.
"Just a sec." Homer comes downstairs dressed as a Roman in a toga. "Behold for I am Julius Ceaser! Behold his mighty glory I tells ya!" However he catches his toga on a nail and it rips off his costume exposing him naked in front of everyone. "Doh!" Everyone laughs apart from a few kids who are traumatized by Homer's nudity.
Martin was dancing about dressed as a flamboyant girly god of poetry or something. He explained he was Calliope muse of poetry in Greek mythology.
Nelson punched him in the stomach winding him.
"No kiddin'"
...
Later Marge returns with lots of candy. She decides to tell a story about a witch using props that the kids have to touch with their eyes closed, because they're imagining the props are the witch's eyes, hair and brains... The props are some olives, some spaghetti and a raw steak.
"Now, you children may not know it... but there was once an evil witch... and she died a horrible death." said Marge.
"Yeah, a girl from Kansas threw a bucket of water all over her and she melted for some reason..." said Oscar.
"Oscar please, I'm telling the story..." Marge sighed.
"These are her eyes..." Marge passed the olives acting as eyes to Martin.
"Eeeeew!" said the kids.
"This is her hair..." Marge passed the cold spaghetti around.
"Eeeeew!"
"And this is her brain..." Marge passed the steak about.
"Eeeeew!"
However Homer ruins the game by eating the props.
"Mom someone's hogging the eyeballs..." said Bart.
Marge saw Homer was eating the props.
"Homer... don't eat that..." The kids groan and go off to do activities. "Great now I have to think up another activity..."
"Well it was an evil game anyway." said Homer.
"Eviiiiiiill!" Oscar rasped demented.
"This is boring, tell a proper scary story..." Bart groaned.
"Okay, I'll tell a story..." Lisa, as Lady Liberty sighed. "It's about a doll. A doll from Hell! Mwuhehehehehehahaha!" Lisa laughed evilly.
"I Uh have to go to the shops..." said Home frightened.
The Clown Without Pity.
In this story it's Bart's birthday again.
"It's my birthday again already?!" Bart asks the fourth wall as a party hat pops on his head. Anyway, he is opening his presents.
"Happy birthday Bart." said Grampa giving Bart his present. Now come on! It's funnier him being senile and thinking it's Thanksgiving or something!
"Aww, thanks Grampa!" Bart enjoys his present from Grampa Simpson.
"Grampa that's a lot of birthday money in Bart's card. Thank you, but um aren't you worried about your finances?" Marge found Abe was being too generous and was worried about him.
"Where'd you get all the money?" Bart asked.
"The government. I didn't earn it. I don't need it. But if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!" said Grampa.
"Cooooool! Hell..." said Oscar.
(Narrating) "Can we all stop sayin Hell in the story please..." Marge outside the story as Lisa told it, said annoyed.
"Now your gift, Homer. You did buy him one right?" Marge asks.
"Doh!" Homer yells.
"Homer that's very thoughtless! You better go and get one now!" Marge scolds him.
"Bart, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave-" said Homer.
"Hey!" Grampa yelled.
"I will get you one now." said Homer.
Bart frowned.
Homer goes to the shops. He passes a shop called, "House of Evil."
"Eviiiiiiiillll!" Oscar rasped in a creepy manner. "Mwuhahahaha!"
"Hmmm, never seen that shop before!" Homer goes inside. The shop is very dark and creepy. Homer doesn't seem to realise it's an occult store. The Asian shopkeeper arrives from out back.
"Can I help you sir?" He enquires.
"Yeah... um... I'm looking for a present for my son. Do you sell toys?" Homer asks.
"We sell forbidden artefacts from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt! Which I call frogurt!" The shopkeeper replies.
"Oh. Well it's my son's birthday..."
"Perhaps this will amuse the chap..." The shopkeeper is baffled as to why Honer is looking around an occult store for a birthday present but nevertheless tries to find something suitable. He passes a heart in a jar, still beating, a two headed purple cat figurine before finally picking up a Krusty doll. "Beware for this doll is cursed."
"Oh that's bad..." Homer replies.
"But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which i call frogurt!" The shopkeeper replies.
"That's good!"
"The Frogurt is also cursed." The shopkeeper explains.
"That's bad..."
"But you get to choose your topping!"
"That's good!"
"The topping contains potassium benzoate." Homer stares at him blankly. "That's bad."
"I'll be going now..." Homer leaves the store with Bart's doll and his frogurt.
...
At home Homer gives Bart his late present.
"Here you go." Bart opens the hastily wrapped present. It's the Krusty doll from the creepy store.
"Cool! A Krusty doll!" said Bart. The doll says things when Bart pulls its string.
"I'm Krusty the clown! Hooahahaha! And I love you!"
"And it talks! Thanks Dad!" Bart goes off to play with his new doll.
"Well done Homer. But next time try to remember people's birthdays..." Marge sighs.
...
Bart plays with his doll.
"I didn't do it! Hooahahaha!"
"Great Ceaser's ghost! And it's a genuine Krustytech INC article!" said Bart. Hehehe! Caesar...
At the party, outside of the story within the story.
"Wooooooooooooo!" Homer wearing his toga and Olive leaves was covered in flour. "I am the ghost of Ceaser..."
"Dad, I'm trying to tell a story..." Lisa sighed.
Back in the Evil Doll story.
Something wasn't quite right about the doll. Ever so often when it was alone it looked about shifty as if it were alive...
"Oh, Dad, this is the best birthday I've ever had." Bart was extremely nice in this story for some reason.
"What? Even better than that birthday where you fell down a well?" Oscar asked.
Bart winced. "Yes Oz..."
"That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! E-E-Evil!" said Grampa being weird.
"Eeeeeeeeviiiiillll!" Oscar rasped in an evil voice.
"Grampa, you said that about all the presents." said Lisa.
"I just want attention." Grampa whined.
"And in environmental news... scientists have announced that Springfield's air... is now only dangerous to children and the elderly." said Kent. Coooool! Deadly air!
"Whoo-hoo!" Homer cheered.
"Aaaaaaaagh! I won't be able to breath! Aaaaaaeeeeeeccccckkk! (Choking sounds)" Oscar screamed and pretended he was choking.
Bart winced.
Later Bart plays with his doll, again...
"I'm Krusty the Clown! And I like you!" Bart pulls its string again. "Hoo ahahahaha!" It makes Krusty's distinctive laughter.
"Cool!" Bart puts it on his bed and goes downstairs. However the doll comes to life and looks around sneakily before going downstairs.
Homer finds Bart's new doll on the couch. He decides to pull its string.
"I'm Krusty the Clown. And I don't like you." Not noticing anything weird Homer pulls the doll's string again. "I'm Krusty the Clown. And I'm going to kill you!" The doll says menacingly.
"Oh that's cute. The doll said he wants to kill me!" Homer pulls its string again.
"I'm serious. I said I'm going to kill you, yes you Homer Simpson!" The doll suddenly springs to life. Homer drops the doll on the couch in shock. The Krusty doll then pulls out an enormous knife from nowhere and brandishes it while laughing a crazy laugh. However his string goes in so he asks Homer to pull it so he can continue laughing. Homer stupidly does so and the clown continues approaching him menacingly with the knife. Homer cowers in the corner.
...
Homer is having a bath when all of a sudden the Krusty doll bursts out of the soapy water wearing scuba gear and brandishing a life size harpoon which is too big for the doll. Homer screams and runs downstairs naked and past Patty and Selma in the kitchen.
"There goes my last ounce of heterosexuality..." Patty sighs.
...
That afternoon Homer sneaks up on the doll while he's snogging Malibu Stacy and stuffs him in a sack full of his old socks.
"You think your old socks can stop me? Well they are making me nauseous... uuuuuhhh..." Homer takes the sack to Springfield's bottomless pit and throws it down there.
Then some men throw William Shatner albums in the hole.
Then the Mayor's goons throw something but the hole rejects it.
"Hey!" Quimby yelled.
Homer drives back home not realising the Krusty doll escaped and is clinging to the bottom of the car.
"Guess who...!" The doll jumps onto Homers head obscuring his vision.
"Agghhh! Marge! Bart's doll is trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me! Blblblblgarblblb!" The doll tries to drown him in the dog's water bowl.
"Oh good lord!" Marge gasps.
The toaster burst out laughing hysterically. "Gahahahaha! Ohohohoho!"
"Well at least it's not a time travelling toaster. Oops spoiler alert!" Oscar comments. Marge finds the doll trying to pull out Homer's tongue.
"That's it! I'm calling the manufacturers!" She calls the number on doll's box. Eventually some men arrive and take the doll from Homer.
"Unhand me, you yutz!" The doll yells as they pick him up.
"Well here's the problem lady," the man says in a voice similar to Raphael, the sarcastic shop keeper. "This doll has been set to evil!" There is a switch on Krusty's neck that says Evil and good. It was set to evil. The worker sets it to good and puts the doll down.
"I'm Krusty the Clown and I love you." The doll says hugging Homer.
...
Later that day Homer gets the doll to do chores as payback for trying to kill him.
"Did you walk the dog?" Homer asks.
"Yeah, he tried to bury me a few times..."
"Yeah, he does that a lot..."
Later that night the Krusty doll has some time alone with his girlfriend, Lisa's Malibu Stacy doll.
"Ugh! What a tough day... Homer made me give him a bath... uuuugh!" The Krusty doll remarks. "I could do with some love, baby!" He kisses the doll but her head falls off. "Oops! Hehehe!" He puts her head back on again.
The end!
Plot 2
"That was boooorrring! And that didn't happen on my birthday..." said Bart.
"It was a different birthday..." said Lisa.
"Lis we just did a birthday episode where it was my birthday last season. The fans won't swallow that hoagie of me having another so soon..." said Bart.
"I have a story!" said Homer.
"Oh goody... let's hear it Dad..." Bart groaned.
"So then his wife comes through the door!" said Homer in the midst of a torch light story. Wooooooo!
"So?" Bart yawned.
"Did I mention she was dead?" asked Homer.
"No." said Bart,
"Well, she was." said Homer. "And she hit him in the head with a golf club." He told the story "Wooooooo!"
"And?" Bart asked bored.
"Don't you remember? He went golfing all the time, and it really bugged her." said Homer.
"You said he went bowling." Lisa whined.
"D'oh!" Homer grunted.
"Homer, I've coughed up scarier stuff than that." said Snowball II as an anthropomorphic hyper evolved cat person. "Kack!" She hacked up a hairball. It's Halloween. There has to be nonsensical crap...
"I have a scary story!" said Grampa.
"Grampa? You know a scary story?!" Bart asked.
No but I've seen a lot of movies..." said Grampa.
"Well it's got to be better than the story Homer told." said Snowball II as a hyper evolved cat person as she stuck her arm in the fish tank trying to grab one of the fish.
King Homer Kong
In a parody of King Kong, Mr Burns, Smithers and Marge as the maiden go to Skull Island where the natives capture her for their sacrifice to King Kong. Also Jack Black was in the remake but this was the original from before colour TV existed so everyone is grey...
"My name is Marge Bouvier. I'm here about your ad. "Single white female wanted for mysterious expedition. Must like monkeys. Nonsmoker preferred."" said Marge.
"Hehehe! Monkeys..." said Oscar as a sailor in a cute striped sweater with a sailor hat on.
"Well, you'd be a welcome change of pace... from the rest of these crude and uncouth sailors." said Mr Burns.
"Arr!Arr!Arr! Arr!Arr!Arr!" sailors went Aaaaarrrrrrr!
"Arrrrrrrr!" Sailor Oscar went Arrrrr! too.
"What do you think, Smithers?" Mr Burns asked Smithers.
"I think women and seamen don't mix." said Smithers.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Grampa don't tell those kind of jokes!" Marge outside the story scolded Grampa.
"We know what you think." Mr Burns told Old Timey Smithers.
"Young lady, you're hired." said Mr Burns. (Sinister Laugh)
"Hey, I heard we're going to Ape lsland." said Lenny.
"Yeah, to capture a giant ape." said Charlie.
"A damn dirty ape! You maniacs!" Sailor Oscar yelled.
"Oz no! No ad-libbing Planet of the Apes into the story!" Bart outside the story whined.
"I wanted to go to candy apple island." Carl whined.
"What's that like?" Lenny asked.
"The same as Skull Island but the apes are smaller." said Carl.
"And damn and dirty! You maniacs!" Oscar yelled being demented.
Sailor Bart face palmed.
...
The rest of the crew, consisting of famous celebrities arrived...
"Precious voyage. Yesssss!" Gollum Aka Andy Serkis arrived. "I'm the actor wearing motion capture as King Kong."
"It's the 1930s and we're cartoons... we don't need motion capture to make giant mythical apes..." said Mr Burns.
Optimus Prime arrived. "I'm the roars and grunts Kong makes."
"I'm Jack Black. You will soon remember me from such movies as Shallow Hal and School of Hard Rock." said Jack Black. "I'm a washed up movie producer starving in the depression so I need something new like a giant ape to record a movie about."
Bart face palmed.
"I'm Adrien Brody and I was in Predators. The crap spinoff of Predator and Predator II. I'm the human love interest of Marge's character and the hero."
Optimus Prime turned into the Predator and roared at Adrien Brody.
Adrien screamed and fled.
"Okay..." said Mr Burns.
Then there was filler where the crew gets to know each other...
Basically Adrien Brady's character dislikes Jack while they're on Skull Island because his obsession with catching Kong puts their lives in danger from all the monsters on the island.
And in turn, the Predator disliked Brody for starring in a mediocre sequel that wasn't as good as the first two films. The Predator roared.
"Oz enough! We get it..." Bart groaned.
"Where are we heading again?" Oscar asked.
"Skull Island." said the captain.
"That sounds rather ominous... why couldn't we go to Happy Sunshine Island...?" Oscar whined.
...
There were evil woman kidnapping natives who strangely think Kong, a supersized gorilla, wants to eat humans...
"Homer! Homer! Homer!" They chant.
"Who is this Homer fellow?" Carl asked.
"Well either a giant prehistoric ape or a tourist trap from the Skull Island Jaycees..." said Mr Burns.
The natives see Marge and want to sacrifice her to King Kong.
"What are they saying?" Marge asked Mr Burns.
"Oh they're saying. 'We wouldn't dream of sacrificing the blue haired maiden!" said Mr Burns.
"Oh okay." said Marge.
But the natives captured Marge and sacrificed her to King Kong. She screams as a giant ape appears. A giant ape who looks exactly like Homer...
"Who is Dad, why am I not surprised..." Bart groans.
"Quiet boy!"
The Homer Kong falls in love with Marge, however Mr Burns wants to capture the creature and put him on broadway for entertainment.
"What if he dies on the way back sir?" Smithers asked.
"Then we process him into monkey stew for the army..." said Mr Burns.
Oscar winced. "There are so many things wrong with what you just said..."
He threw a gas grenade but it only fell a few footsteps away and released gas on him. "I was skipping through the gas one day!" Mr Burns sang woozy from the gas and then falls unconscious.
Oscar laughed.
During the attempt to catch Homer Kong, he eats Lenny.
"Uh, Gorillas are herbivores..." Lisa remarks.
"It's a giant monster gorilla. And besides it's a horror story." Marge replied.
"Hey Homer don't eat me! Do I look like a banana to you?!" Lenny complained.
One of Burns's sailors shot him.
"Ow! Hit the ape, not me you yutz!" Lenny complained.
Homer as King Kong stuffed Lenny in his mouth and crunched him up and swallowed him. Lenny screaming as he met a grisly end.
Oscar as a sailor got aroused. "Mmmmmmm! Vore..."
"Oz! No!" Sailor Bart yelled.
Eventually Smithers subdues the giant ape, but when Mr. Burns offers him a promotion Homer Kong eats him.
"Excellent Smithers! I'm promoting you!" Homer eats Smithers. "Uh never mind..."
...
Elsewhere Jack Black and Adrien Brody and the survivors so far were picked off by the other monsters on the island... Mwuhahahaha!
"That wasn't in the original movie." said Abe.
"Yeah but they spiced up the Peter Jackson remake..." said Oscar.
The men screamed as they were chased by stampeding dinosaurs.
"For some reason dinosaurs are still alive on this island!" said Adrien Brody.
"I should open a dinosaur theme park here!" said Richard Attenborough.
Oscar laughed.
Then Adrian Brody bickered with Jack Black for endangering everyone. Then the Predator roared at him.
"Enough of the predator..." Bart groaned.
"Okay... 1930's Jack Black your obsession with capturing a giant damn dirty ape is getting us killed..." Oscar chipped in.
"Mr Burns already caught the ape." said Brody.
"Yes but this is filler." said Oscar.
Elsewhere on the Island there was a deep pit where more people were tossing things away.
1930s Homer tossed a sack down it. And left dusting his hands.
Some um Mafia guys tossed away a dead body.
"Arrivederci, Vito." said one of the mobsters.
"I was a fool to think anyone would want Nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg." said Squeaky Voiced Teen tossing away a box. Mmmmmmmm! Nude Whoopi...
"Yoink!" Oscar took the box of nude Whoopi Goldberg photos.
"What the-" Squeaky Voiced Teen gasped.
"Mmmmmmmmm! Nude Whoopi Goldberg!" Oscar in the present moaned and drooled.
"Okay Oz, you're just sick!" Bart snapped.
...
In New York Mr Burns puts on a show showing King Kong.
"Ladies and gentlemen... in his native land, he was a king." said Mr Burns.
"Actually the spear chucking tribesmen treated me like crap too." said King Kong Homer.
"But he comes before you in chains For your own amusement. Presenting Homer- the Eighth Wonder of the World!" said Mr Burns revealing a giant ape.
(Audience Gasps)
"Wow! Look at the size Of that platform!" said Barney. Um yes Barney...
Anyhoo, everyone takes photos of the exhibit of Homer King Kong, but the flash photography angers him and he breaks free of his restraints.
"Hey Homer, want a peanut?" Barney asks the giant ape. Homer takes all of his peanuts. "Hey! I said one! Stupid ape!" He kicks Homer Kong's foot. Homer Kong doesn't feel anything as he scratches himself.
Homer then interrupts Shirley Temple singing. Because her songs about candy makes him hungry he eats her.
"On the good ship lollipop! It's like a trip to the candy shop!" Shirley Temple sang. She screamed when Homer as a King Kong grabbed her and ate her.
"Good riddance!" said Oscar.
Homer Kong then rampages through New York and kidnaps Marge before climbing the Empire State Building. However he only gets halfway up before getting exhausted from only eating meat.
"You should really eat more vegetables..." Marge remarks. Homer nods before falling off the building and lying unconscious.
"He's not dead!" Marge yells.
"No but my career is, and I have a billion dollar bill to pay to clean up after this ape,.." Mr Burns remarks before being eaten.
...
Some months later, Marge nurses Homer Kong back to health and marries him.
"Marge! Where's your father? I can't find him anymore!" Jacqueline panics. It's revealed Homer Kong is eating him.
"Ooooh Homer..." Marge sighs,
The End.
Plot 3
"That sucked. That wasn't even scary." Bart groaned.
"Yeah, that was so not scary..." Lisa adds. "And King Kong didn't go around eating people..."
"I liked it when he ate people..." Oscar chuckled.
"Yes I bet you did Oz." Bart sighed.
Suddenly there is a knock at the door. Homer answers it and a headless zombie stumbles in groaning and spurting blood from his neck.
"Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!" Everyone screams. However the zombie is revealed to be Ned Flanders.
"Hi diddly ho! Hope I didn't scare you all too much." said Ned.
"Ned Flanders!" The Simpson kids cheer.
"Now you know it's not polite to address adults by their first name!"
"You're moving back in?" Homer asked.
"Oh I wish. Set a leftorium in my new home town and it's running like clockwork! Mmm hmm!" Ned explained.
"Nice try Mr Flanders, but we kind of knew it was a costume..." Bart acts unimpressed.
"Yeah right... You practically nearly wet yourself Bart." Oscar rolls his eyes.
"Mr Flanders, I'm surprised you're taking part in festivities. Since Halloween is kind of evil..." Lisa comments.
"Oh I don't want to be a party pooper!" Ned replies.
"I do." said Oscar. He messed his diaper.
"Ahem! Anyway I've got a story that is so scary you'll wet your pants." He glares at Oscar.
"Too late..." Grampa whimpers. The kids scooch away from him suddenly.
Dial Z for Zombies.
At School Bart is reading a book out loud in class as part of his homework.
It's a baby's alphabet book...
"So are telling me, Bart, that you read an alphabet book from cover to cover?" Mrs Krabappel asks in disbelief?
"Why yes, Mrs Krabappel." Bart replies.
"You have to read another book. And ones from the kindergarten don't count!" she sends Bart back to his seat. "And neither do Where's Waldo books..."
Bart waits for Oscar after class as he's introduced to the book system.
"Each week, you take a book home, read it and explain in class what you read before giving the book back. Obviously you heard from Bart's shenanigans that you can't take out books meant for a younger class, only approved books only. And I've only forbid picture books because Bart keeps relying on them to get out of doing his reading homework properly... Did you get all that?"
"Yes Mrs Krabappel. Do we get a plastic wallet to keep our books in with our name on. That's just something my school did back in England."
"Only in kindergarten, don't tell me you still have one..." Mrs Krabappel facepalms.
"Uh maybe..." Oscar replies. Bart facepalms at Oscar's childishness and takes him to the library. "Oscar don't be such a baby! You can carry your books in your bag without losing them, surely?" They arrive at the school library.
"Says the kid still reading an ABC book..." Oscar replies as he he looks for a book.
"Ok you got me..." Bart looks through all the books but dismisses them as boring. "Booooring... Can't take out the picture books..."
"What about Where's Waldo?" Oscar asked.
"No Oz..." said Bart.
"A book from the vampire's point of view?"
"No Oz..." Bart sighed. "Hey... Forbidden section? When was that built?" Bart notices a scary dark corner of the library labled forbidden section in bright red dripping letters.
"Since Springfield started taking in wee wizards and witches you daft moogle! Now scram! No children are allowed in here." Willie explains.
"Willie, its muggle, not moogle." Oscar replies.
"Oz we calm em Nomajs in the States." said Bart.
"I said scram!" Willie yells.
"Don't you have toilets to unblock..." Bart remarks.
"Ach! I knew I forgot something!" Willie leaves his post.
"Well what are you waiting for Oz? Let's look inside!" Bart takes a torch from the wall and goes inside.
Bart looks through the books. He finds a red book labled "Evil spells volume one." There was also a small print warning anyone who picked it up that it was full of evil magic spells. Bart opens the book and faces come out of the pages warning him of evil and darkness. Bart rolls his eyes and shuts the book wincing when the spirits inside yelp in pain.
"Come on, let's get out of here Oz..."
...
At home Bart reads the book. He discovers a spell for raising the dead.
"Hey Lis, there's a spell here that can bring back Snowball!" Bart explains.
"I don't think that's a good idea Bart, besides I love Snowball II. Where did you get that?!" Lisa replied.
"Not answering boring questions... Come on Oscar..." Bart walks off to use the spell book with someone else who won't question him.
...
Bart and Oscar arrive at the pet cemetery. Bart is wearing a Michael Jackson album on his head.
"You couldn't find a more suitable hat..." Oscar sighs pointing to the wizard's hat he's wearing.
"Nice Halloween costume... and it is the Thriller album so it's sort of suitable..." Bart retorts.
"Well I've already provided the music." Oscar plays the Lavender Town theme on his boombox.
"No. We're not playing that." Bart stops the tape. "Now pipe down, I need to focus." Bart begins reading from the spell book. "Cullen, Rayburn, Narz, Trebek!" There is a sudden tremor as the graves in the human cemetery break open with eerie green glowing lights.
"Zabar, Kreseg, Caldor, Walmart!" Bart completes his spell. The tremors are more violent and Oscar notices zombies crawling out of their graves.
"Bart I think you've casted the wrong spell! Zombies!"
"Aghhhh!" Bart and Oscar run back home. Meanwhile the zombies break into the Flanders house. (They live there still in my story, Oscar...)
"Why come on in neighborinos! Ms Gladwell? You old rascal! I thought you were dead-" There is a cut to outside as Ned screams horribly.
...
Bart and Oscar in panic disturb Homer from watching the game on TV.
"Dad! Dad! We did something terrible!" Bart yells.
"Did you wreck my car?" Homer asks frowning at them.
"No."
"Did you raise the dead?"
"Yes!" Bart yells.
"But the car is is fine?" Bart nods. "Oh well." Homer ushers them away so he can watch the football. Suddenly zombies break in.
"Aghhhhhh!" Bart and Oscar scream. Marge holding Maggie comes in.
"Oh Lord!" The Simpsons and Oscar huddle together.
"I'll sacrifice myself! Take me!" Homer yells to the zombies. They tap his head only to shove him aside in disappointment.
"Brainssss! Brainsssss!" They repeat, now sounding slightly annoyed as they go outside.
...
Marge and the kids are hiding outside.
"I knew something was up! Bart brought home a book claiming it was a spell book and said he could bring back Snowball.
"Bart that was very irresponsible! Look what you've done!" Marge tells Bart off.
"There you are! We've got to hide from the zombies! Before they torture us with a horrible musical number!" Homer yells brandishing a shotgun.
"No we need to undo the spell. Bart do you still have the book?" Lisa asks.
"Of course. But we need somewhere safe where the zombies won't get us!" Bart replies holding the spell book.
"To the book depository!" Homer yells.
"You mean the library..." Lisa replied rolling her eyes.
...
Homer is nailing up the doors to stop zombies getting back in.
"Dad you have to nail the front door!" said Lisa.
"Why?" Homer asked being stupid. "Ooooooh! The zombies..."
"Hey, which one of y'all left the door open? And tore it off the hinges, and threw it in the yard?" Oscar asked oblivious to the fact zombies had broke in.
Lisa winced.
They get in the car only to encounter Flanders as a zombie.
"Hi diddly ho, Homer! I'm feeling a little peckish, mind if I chew on your ear?" Homer suddenly shoots and kills him.
"Dad you killed the zombie Flanders!" Bart yells.
"He was a zombie?" Homer asks.
"Woohoo! No more boring Flanders!" Oscar cheers and dances only to stop as the Simpsons glare at him.
...
Meanwhile the zombies cause mayhem across town. Sideshow Mel succumbed to the undead at some point and pops out of a present and eats Krusty. The zombie Krusty then asks all the viewers to deliver their parents' brains to him.
"Krustyyyyy!" Bart cries as he watches all this on his portable TV. Marge comforts him. They arrive at school only to find the zombies have broken into the school. It is revealed that they have got to Skinner as the zombie principal calls Martin over the speakers to come to his office and bring his brain with him. Martin leaves class whimpering.
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The Simpsons break into the school and Homer shoots zombies that attack.
"I'd not be surprised if a Fox censor censored this as being in bad taste." Lisa replied. Suddenly they find Barney eating a zombie arm.
"Oh no! Barney you're a zombie?" Homer laments.
"No. I'm just hungry. Look! George Washington!" Barney replies. The zombie George Washington lurches towards them.
"Take that Washington!" Homer shoots him. "Auf Wiedersen, Einstein!" He shoots Einstein. "So long Shakespeare!" He smashes William Shakespeare's skull in.
"Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?" The zombie Shakespeare dies.
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They arrive at the library.
"Quick Bart! Read the counterspell!" Lisa yells.
"Kojack, Mannix, Banachek, Danno!' Bart casts the wrong spell and turns Lisa into a giant snail.
"What happened?!" Lisa asked.
"Uh, I've just realised what a beautiful person you've become!" Bart replied. Lisa smiles heartfelt. "Trojan, Rameses, Magnum, Sheik!" Bart casts the right spell and Lisa turns back to normal and a visible soundwave of magicka sends the zombies go back to their graves. There is an amusing bit between two John Smith zombies arguing over a grave before one of them realises he has the wrong grave.
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Sometime later they go over the casualties.
"Woohoo! You did it! You saved the town!" Lisa cheers.
"But the bad news is the people killed by the zombies ain't coming back... they're just dead now..." Oscar explains solemnly.
"Krusty's really gone..." Bart sniffles.
"And Principal Skinner..." Lisa says sadly.
"No more school isn't that miserable..." Oscar remarked.
"Oscar, people have died. And it's all my fault..." Bart sobs.
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They go home solemn and watch TV.
"Well at least we're not brainless zombies!" Homer remarks.
"Quiet, TV." Bart says without emotion.
A man falls over on the show they're watching.
"Man fall down. Funny." Homer repeats in monotone.
The end.
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Everyone is traumatised.
"Sweetie, I think I've been letting you watch too many horror movies..." Marge remarks.
"Oh it's just an old fashioned zombie story. They're so out of fashion compared to the likes of 28 Days Later and Rage 2..." Bart remarks. Everyone is still shaken. "Boy you guys are really scared huh..."
Conclusion
Sometime later everyone recovers from Bart's spooky story and they enjoy the Halloween party. Nelson is trying to drown kids at the apple bobbing, Uter is at the food table eating and the rest are comparing Halloween costumes.
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The next day the Simpsons are taking down the decorations when there is a knock at the door.
"Hmmm I wander who that could be?" Homer asks as he answers the door. At the door is the Comic Book Guy dressed as Hagrid.
"Bart, you're a wizaaaaard! Oh and Lisa you're a witch, I only know of you from eavesdropping on customer conversations, please come to my store we have My little Pony comics. Most girly comic ever! Now I must return to my Harry Potter fanfiction reading!" Comic book Guy hands them letters from Springwarts, academy of magic. (Not affiliated with Hogwarts or Harry Potter.)
"I'm a wizard?!" Bart asks."
"Well you have been doing rather magical things every Halloween..." Said Lisa holding his spell book and the monkey paw.
They then wish the fourth wall a happy Halloween again.