Adam West Side Story Oscar doing stuff at school and Homer gets a snow plow and becomes Mr Plow and meets Adam West. And Angela Lansbury walks on hot coals and Troy McClure goes to a leper island in Hawaii with his co star Delores Montenegro.
PlotThe chalkboard gag is "A burp is not an answer."
The couch gag is, well instead of a couch there's a tiny little wooden chair. The Simpsons all try to sit on it.
...
"Class, it's time for some math. Who can tell me what 23 + 56 equals?" Audrey McConnell asked her class.
(giggles) Ace the blond vampire boy giggles.
Also he's cute because he looks like a little, baby version of Max from Beyblade, but has fangs and a cartoon helicopter beanie hat.
"Ace?" The teacher asks him.
"Yes, Princess?" Ace is being cheeky.
Oscar laughs.
"I'm not a princess." Ms. McConnell replied.
"Then what are you?" Ace asked.
"I'm Ms. McConnell." said the teacher.
A girl called Penny giggled.
"Alright, new rule! No one in here is allowed to call me "Princess"!" Ms McConnell sighed.
(Ms McConnell grabs a sticky note that has "yes, Princess" crossed out)
"My mom has those kinds of sticky notes!" said Penny.
"Nobody cares, Penny..." said Oscar.
Ace laughed.
"Let's continue class!" said Ms. McConnell.
"Okay, Princess!" said Ace before cracking up laughing.
Jurkle frowned at him.
Oscar gasped. The teacher heard Ace.
"I heard that!" said Ms. McConnell sharply. "Ace, detention after school."
Ace gulped.
...
Meanwhile speaking of Beyblade, in V Force Team Psykick all have DBZ scouters on!
"Jimmy! What does your scouters say about Draciel's spinning velocity?" His team mate with stupid coloured hair asked.
"It's OVER 9000!" Jim yelled.
"What 9000?!" yelled his team mate.
Max winced.
At Springfield Elementary Jurkle winced having witnessed the cutaway.
"Come on let's get to choir class." said Jurkle the Jewish kid to Oscar.
Mr Largo's room.
Third grade were were stood on a low stage. At the front were: Penny, Ace, Jurkle, Oscar, a black kid and Peter Shepherd from Jumanji making a cameo.
The back row were: The opposite gendered twins. The boy at Dylan's birthday parties who is into anime trends like Peekimon, that Bakugan thing Bart was into in Chief of Hearts etc. The surfer boy. Avery Texan. (Rich Texan's gay grandson). Another girl, etc.
"Now children from the top! We'll be singing on my count of three, the Battle Hymn, or Glory, Glory Hallelujah... One, Two, three!
(Kids sing)
"Glory, glory hallelujaaaaaah! Glory, glory hallelujaaaaaah!" kids singing.
Mr Largo conducts them.
Unfortunately Oscar learnt from Bart how to make up silly or violent alternate lyrics. Ace taught himself as he is naughty like Bart.
"Glory, glory hallelujaaaaaah! Teacher hit me with a ruleeeeer! So I cracked her on the bean, with a frozen Jimmy Dean! (A very large sausage!) And she ain't my teacher no more!" Ace and Oscar sang.
"Because she's deeeeeaaaddd!" said Oscar posing.
"THAT DOES IT! Detention after class! Both you Tamaki! And you Dracula!" Mr Largo shouted.
After class Oscar and Ace wrote lines on the chalkboard.
Bart winced at the sight of the two slightly younger boys writing lines.
"Hey Bart!" said Ace.
...
Moe's Tavern.
Homer is drinking and watching daft things on the TV.
"Live from Hawai's beautiful Molokai lsland." said Troy. "We're not just For lepers anymore."
Homer screamed. "Aaaaaagh! Leprosy!"
"It's Carnival of the Stars." There's titles.
"I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such film s as... The Erotic Adventures of Hercules..." Mmmmmmmm... kinky... "and Dial "M" for Murderousness. Tonight we'll see Angela Lansbury walk on hot coals." XD! "Excitement, she wrote." And something involving Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
[Whimpering] Angela Lansbury walks on hot coals. Ouch!
"How could someone abuse their body that way?" Homer was horrified. He saw Moe take out the empty pickled egg jar. Now only full of the mysterious brine.
[Gasps] "Moe, don't throw out that brine."
"Homer no! That has formaldehyde in it!" Moe warns him.
"But first, a man whose inspiring battle with Percodan addiction... is soon to be a movie of the week- Krusty the Clown!" said Troy. Krusty is chuckling.
"I'll be played by Jimmy Smits." said Krusty. [Chortles]
"Now he faces his toughest audience- three Siberian tigers." said Troy. XD!
"Simba, on the ball." said Krusty. The tigers maul him! [Growling] "Aaah! Not the face!" Krusty screamed.
"Ah, they'll be chewing on him for a while." said Troy.
"Hey, Homer. Phone call." Moe gave the bar phone to Homer.
"Hi, Homie. It's really starting to snow. I think you should come home." Marge is at home with the kids telling him it is snowing badly so he ought to come home.
"But, Marge, Alan Thicke is throwing knives at Ricardo Montalban." said Homer. XD!
Suddenly William Shatner bursted out of the men's room and screamed, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
"Okay no dramatic entrances or media references in my bar!" said Moe annoyed.
...
Anyway Bart's treehouse gang in season eight singing is just Nancy singing with herself three times or Acappella style, with Pamela Hayden and Russi Taylor.
Eventually after watching Troy's bizarre circus of celebrities on a former leper island, Molokai. Homer left just as Jack Nicholson as a clown was juggling.
"Where are you going, sparky?' asked the Jack Nicholson clown but Homer had left.
Homer tried to drive home in the blizzard but of course he couldn't see because it was so thick. As such he crashed into something.
"D'oh!" Homer grunted. He got out to survey the damage.
"Well, I got him just as much as he got me. Hehehe." Both Homer's pink car and the vehicle in front sustained damage.
An insurance guy interviewed him.
"You say you left a place called Moe's. What is the business of this establishment?" The insurance guy asked.
Don't say a bar! Don't say a bar!
'But what else is open at night?" Homer asked his brain.
"It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography." said Homer.
His brain clapped sarcastically.
Marge was concerned about Homer losing his car.
"How will you get about?" Marge asked.
"Oh I'll hitch hike." said Homer.
Marge frowned.
"Fine... I'll buy a new car..." said Homer.
Bart saw the wreckage that was Dad's car. He whistled as if to say, "Hoooooo-yeeee! Look at that wreck!"
"Shut up boy..." said Homer.
...
Oscar, Ace and Jurkle were singing choir songs they had to sing at school. Mainly the battle hymn or Glory, glory, hallelujah, and Railroad.
"Can we try to sing the lyrics properly... If it wasn't for our fore fathers fighting in the-":asked Jurkle.
"No can do Jurkle. I prefer the violent version." said Oscar.
Jurkle sighed.
"But we've got a recital..." Jurkle groaned.
"And Bart's new "Lyrics" are really, really disrespectful to an old war hymn and everything the Founding Fathers stood for!" Lisa lectured the three boys.
Ace yawned.
"Let's just start from the top... Teddy..." said Oscar. His teddy bear creature was the conductor. He waved a baton.
"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword; His truth is marching on." Ace, Jurkle and Oscar sang.
"Glory, glory hallelujaaaaaah! Teacher hits us with a ruleeeer! So I cracked her on the bean, with a frozen Jimmy Dean! And she ain't my teacher no moooooooore!" Ace and Oscar sang their silly lyrics.
Bart cracked up laughing.
Lisa frowned at him.
Jurkle sighed and resumed his singing.
"They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaand something something about Jews and lamps." Oscar sang.
Jurkle elbowed him hard in the gut.
"Ow!"
"Glory, glory hallelujaaaaaah! Teacher hits us with a ruleeeer! So I met her at the door, with a loaded .44! (A type of Magnum gun.) And now she doesn't teach no moooooore!" Oscar sang.
"Boys are you mucking about in choir practice again?" Marge was cross.
"We're just having fun Mrs Simpson..." Ace made a cute face.
"Bart is this your doing?!" Marge told off Bart.
"What?! No!" Bart whined.
"Bart they look up to you as a hero..." Lisa sighed.
...
Homer went to various car salesman lots to buy a new car.
He hitch hiked there despite that Marge wouldn't approve.
However when a truck carrying watermelons pulled up, it was driven by a pig! The pig squinted at him!
"Oh don't worry about old Zeke. He rides up front with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons." said the old country farmer driving.
It is shown he gave Homer a ride but Homer is in the cargo area eating a melon!
Homer arrives in the ethnic area of Springfield. He goes to Crazy Vaclav's car lot.
A shoddy Eastern European man shows Homer a very small car. Homer is squeezed into it.
"She can go 100 Hectares on a single can of gasoline." said the salesman.
"What country is this car from?" Homer moaned because the display screens etc were in Cyrillic. Possibly Bulgarian Cyrillic.
"It um, no longer exist. But take her for a spin and you'll say (Speaks in Slavic.)" said the salesman pushing the tiny car out of the lot.
Homer is stalling it.
"Put it in H!" said the salesman.
Homer went to see Ol' Gil.
"Ah a customer. Okay Gil. Don't blow it... don't blow it..." said Gil.
However Gil didn't even have to beg today as Homer immediately liked a car.
"Oooooooh!" Homer stroked a nice looking car.
"Oh! Oh really?! Well, she is a beauty. Leather seats.. extra large cup holder..." said Gil.
"Oooooh! A red one!" Homer liked the red one.
"I'll take it!" Homer immediately wanted it.
"Oh my! Are you sure? I mean- Hotdog! Hooray! My first sale!" Gil cheered.
Plot 2Gil cheerful and scat singing "Cha cha cha..." Took up a a small red paper car to put on the sales chart next to his name.
"I'll handle this one Gil." said a young 80s guy salesman.
"Oh no! Please! My wife's gonna leave me!" Gil cried.
Oscar frowned.
His hand glowed red and he inflicted Boneitis upon the the younger salesman.
The Young 80s guy screamed in agony as his joints and limbs twisted about horribly and his bones cracked in a disgusting manner. Eventually he died in an amusing pose pulling a face by pulling at his lips and eyelids.
Gil shrugged and put a small red paper car next to his own name on the chart and made a sale.
Mrs Gil was annoyed she would have to give Gil a second chance. She was gonna move on with Jerry.
At home.
Bart had MTV on. Take on me by Aha was playing.
"Uh... is this elevator music?" Bart asked baffled.
"Sounds more like something that should be in Tron..." said Oscar.
"Oz no one in town watched that..." Bart sighed.
"Well they should. It was awesome..." Oscar frowned.
"Mmm. This pie is sooooo good." Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature was eating pie.
Oscar snapped his fingers and with a puff of smoke was dressed as a clown with green hair and a red nose.
Teddy screamed. "Aaaaaaagh! Clooooooowns!"
Bart sighed. "Hey Lisa's on the news!"
"This is a public announcement for Milhouse Van Houten or Springfield, Stare unknown... leave me alone! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!" Lisa yelled on the news.
Bart sighed. Milhouse was bothering her again.
"In other news, when Laura's not available we get some weird babysitters..." said Oscar.
Marge is interviewing someone to babysit. "What do you think about yourself that makes you most qualified to babysit?"
"FECK OFF! I'M SO SODDIN DRUNK! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU BLEEDIN LOOKIN AT?!" A hobo yelled hurling a bottle of whiskey.
Bart in the present grimaced.
...
Homer drove home in a nice red car.
The kids were impressed.
"Ooooooooh!"
Marge frowned. He was supposed to waste money on a Snow Plow and kickstart the Plot today of being a snow plowsman called Mr Plow... damn him for being sensible for once.
"Homer. Okay, can I talk to you upstairs for a near-the-vent argument?" Marge said sharply pulling him inside.
"Oh nuts..." Hugo groaned from inside a vent upstairs.
Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Oscar hung round the hallway hearing the debate from the vents.
"For once you do something sensible when I had a twenty dollar bet with Helen riding on you doing something stupid as usual like buying a snow plow or a tank... now go out take that gorgeous car back and buy something stupid! I am not losing a bet to Helen!"
"Wait you were betting against me?! How could you?!" Homer cried.
"Will you keep it down?! I'm sleeping in here!" Hugo groaned from the air vents.
The kids baffled by this argument go out to play out the front.
"I can't believe Lisa hates me..." Milhouse sighed.
Lisa rolled her eyes as if to say "Really?!"
"I can't believe I'm short of five dollars, I really want that new Radioactive Man comic..." Bart sighed.
"I can't believe it's not butter! Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
Bart glared at him.
"Please Lisa..." Milhouse whined."
Lisa huffed in disgust.
"Okay fine! You can get back with Samantha Stinky! Just stop hitting on my sister!" Bart whined.
"Woohoo!" Milhouse cheered.
"Didn't Bart get her sent to a convent?" Lisa pondered.
"No I intervened and informed her liberal mother that her conservative father was on the warpath. She still attends our school." said Oscar. "Bart fell out with me over it."
...
Homer kept the car but they all went to a car show.
Men were signing up for a raffle. The prize, a nice sports car. A beautiful lady posed with the car.
"Do you come with the car?" A man asked her.
"Oh you!" she giggled.
"Do you come with the car?" Homer asked her.
"Oh you!" she giggled.
Marge angrily grumbled and dragged Homer away by his ear.
"Ow! What did I do?" Homer whined.
Bart was riding in Bonnie and Clyde's death car again.
Bart makes childish car sounds pretending to drive the car.
"Bart! Get out of Bonnie and Clyde's death car!"
Bart reluctantly obeyed.
Frink was selling some sort of future car thing.
The engine coughed and smoked.
Suddenly Homer saw the Batmobile.
"Oh my god! The Batmobile!" Then he saw Adam West. "Adam West! Kids look! Batman!"
"Dad... that's not Batman..." said Lisa.
"Of course I'm Batman." Adam smiled. "Here's me with Robin." He has a photograph.
"Who the hell is Robin..." asked Bart rudely.
Adam screwed up the picture. "Oh I suppose you kids are only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Lee Merryweather, Julie Newmar or Eartha Kitt... And I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure West..." said Adam West, "And how comes Batman doesn't dance anymore? remember the Batusi?" He did the Batusi...
Homer was horrified. "Um... nice to meet you Mr West. Kids leave... don't make eye contact..."
...
Homer did not get a snow Plow or annoy Bart's friends by clearing snow from the road.
A vicious snow storm or blizzard one school morning. Skinner and Willie waited in the hall of the school for someone.
Martin came in and collapsed exhausted but wrapped up warm in winter clothes.
"I'm sorry Martin but schools closed. If only someone with a Plow could clear the road..." said Skinner.
Homer was at home in his Snow Plow honking the horn angrily as an elephant lied in the drive in front of it.
"Move you stupid elephant! I have to do a good deed!" said Homer.
The elephant wouldn't move.
Eventually Otto got the news that school was shut and dropped every kid home. Kids ran home cheering. Lisa glared at Oscar as she went inside the Simpsons house in a mood. Bart was hugging Oscar in a chummy manner.
"Nice one Oz!" Bart cheered.
Inside Homer wore his Mr Plow jacket and sang.
"I'm Mr Plow... that's my name! My name again is Mr Plow!" sang Homer.
"Dad you have the worst job ever! Kids everywhere during the winter season hate you!" Bart snapped.
"Oh shut it Bart! Education is important! We've already missed a valuable day of learning!" Lisa ranted.
Bart made a face at her.
He went outside and made a snowman.
Calvin was making monster snowmen, ie two headed snowmen, snowmen killing each other...
"Cooooool! Nyahahahaha!" Bart laughed.
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes smirked.
Oscar was peeing in the snow.
"Eeeeeew!" Milhouse groaned.
...
Homer was putting out leaflets for his Mr Plow service. Oscar kept blowing them away with a leaf blower.
"D'oh!"
"Forget it, Homer. People don't read these things." said Barney wearing nothing except a cloth diaper and a baby bonnet.
Oscar cracked up laughing.
"Watch." said Barney handing out leaflets. "Twenty percent off at Lullabuys. just tell 'em Big Baby sent you." People ignored him or were disgusted. "I know you can hear me. I'm talkin' to you."
"You sicken me." said the rude Just stamp the ticket guy.
"Oh shut up! Kink shamer!" Oscar wearing nothing except a diaper snapped at him.
"I guess guys like us just can't get a break. Well, at least I can't sink any lower." The wind blew off Barney's diaper. "Come back, diaper. Come back." He ran off naked. Oscar laughed. "Hi, Ma." Barney ran into his mother.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Homer sighed.
In church.
"Before we start some announcements. All hymns now identify as they and Amen is now Ah-Them." said Lovejoy.
"Like Hell it is!" Oscar shouted out.
Lisa glared at him.
"Oh and Homer Simpson has a speech." said Lovejoy.
Homer tried to advertise his Mr Plow thing.
"Homer! Shame on you! Only I may advertise things!" said Lovejoy.
Homer sighed.
"Sit down Homer!" said Lovejoy annoyed.
Oscar was chuckling over Zebedee being in the bible again...
...
At home.
"Don't feel glum dad. Small time start up businesses often advertise on channel 23 in the early hours of the morning." said Lisa.
"Arrrrrr! Buy my CD of maritime songs. With such classics as Row, Row Row your boat. And In the Navy!" said Sea Captain.
"Coool!" said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"Yeah but who watches commercials at three AM?" Bart asked.
"Alcoholics, the unemployed, angry loners..." said Homer.
We cut to Patrick Star in bed.
"Oh boy! Three AM!" He woke up and put the TV on.
The Simpsons got up at a stupid time to watch Homer's commercial.
"Old Man Winter!" The Simpsons in their pyjamas gasped as their drive was snowed in and Grampa was some sort of festive figure.
[Cackling] "That's right. I fill your driveways with ice and snow. What are you gonna do about it? Nothin'. That's what." said Abe as Old a Man Winter.
"You're right Old man winter! We're gonna do nothing. Because we're very thankful of your gift of snow. Because now the school is closed for the week!" Bart said pleased.
Homer growled. "Actually we're very upset, You seasonal menace..." he snarled at Old Man Winter.
"Nope. We're very, very happy! Thanks for the snow Old Man Winter." said Bart.
Homer growled at Bart when the commercial ended.
Marge sighed.
"What shall we do now?" Oscar asked.
"Let's play the waiting game..." said Homer.
They sat there twiddling their thumbs etc.
"The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippos!" said Homer.
Plot 3"Why are you so against the snow, Lisa?" Oscar asked.
"It's just so... cold... morbid, almost." said Lisa.
"Pfffft." Oscar made a noise.
"It is!" said Lisa.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
"Plus it's disrupting school because all the roads are cut off by snow." said Lisa.
Oscar frowned.
"Lees stop being an insufferable apple polisher..." Bart frowned.
"Stop throwing away your life goofing off and getting the school shut down with inane shenanigans!" Lisa ranted.
"Egg-sucker..." said Bart.
Homer was plowing drives.
He was popping down to Adam West's drive. Monsters and ninjas ambushed Adam. He soundly beat them with karate.
Suddenly Johnny Bravo arrived.
"Who are you?" Adam West asked in a combat stance.
Johnny confirmed his identity and needed Adam West to find his missing mother.
"The name's Johnny Bravo. Uh huh!"
Homer winced.
At the school grounds the kids were making snowmen outside the currently closed school.
Suddenly the weather warmed up and the snow melted.
Martin tasted the water the snow melted into. It tasted salty.
"All thanks to our friend sodium chloride." said Martin.
Nelson lunged at him and beats the crap out of him.
"Awwww! I Wanted to do a good deed and Plow the road to school..." Homer whined.
"Homer you're a pathetic, dancing through the tulips jerk! None of the kids like the dad with the snow Plow..." Oscar ranted.
...
School assembly.
"Children I call this emergency assembly because you had to miss an entire months worth of school because of the snow. So we're all behind." said Skinner.
"Ach! You Americans and snow days! In Scotland we never stopped everything for a little snow! We would even work in blizzards!" said Willie.
"Um yes." said Skinner.
"And in other news, all British exchange students are now allowed to drink tea on the school premises thanks to a hefty lawsuit.
Oscar chuckled.
In town.
Barney was still working dressed as a baby selling baby stuff.
"Hmmmmm! Me sees a diaper that's gonna get a sniffing!" said a Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature.
"Ted that's not actually a baby, that's a grown man dressed as a baby..." said Clownja.
Teddy winced.
Homer arrived.
"Hey Barney want a less humiliating job?" Homer asked Barney.
"Well yes. What is it?" Barney asked.
"You can be Mr Plow. I quit." said Homer.
"But that's your thing! Why?!" Barney asked.
"Because my boy hates me. All his friends hate me for helping open up the school by plowing the roads... I get pelted with snowballs with rocks in them every day..." said Homer.
"Oh. Okay." said Barney.
Then his diaper blew off again.
"Oh not again!" Barney whined.
Homer laughed.
...
Third grade.
The context of the text I'm using here is that Gumball, a blue cat and a sentient banana trick Darwin, a goldfish into looking at Banana Joe's butt.
"Aaaaaah! It's imprinted on my eyes! Everything is ruined! Love is ruined! Art is ruined! Nature is ruined! Even Ms McConnell is ruined!" A kid cried.
"Everyone be quiet and pay attention!" said the teacher. The kid screaming saw her with a butt for a face.
"Uh... she kinda looks better actually." said the kid.
"What you are looking at is called a chrysalis. [Points to said object in a jar] The caterpillar wraps itself up inside, and emerges as a beautiful butterfly." said Ms McConnell. There was a cocoon in a jar.
"Like me." said a kid. In Gumball it was Banana Joe, a sentient banana taking his skin off. The equivalent of that in humans would be someone stripping off naked.
Kids laughed.
"Joseph, we've been here before. When is it appropriate to take your skin/clothes off?" The teacher asked.
"Uh… Christmas!" said Joey.
"Counsellor's office." the teacher sent him to the school counsellor.
In fourth grade. Mrs Krabappel's class.
"Alright class, I'm passing you the tests from last Wendesday. {Stares at Bart blankly} And I must say, I wasn't pleased with SOME results." said Mrs Krabappel handing back test scores.
Mrs Krabappel hands back Bart's test. Bart is upset.
"What? An "F"? But I studied my butt off this time! AUGH! How can this any get any worse?" Bart groaned.
"I'm gonna beat you up after school Simpson." said Nelson.
Bart gulped.
"Alright class, for tonight's homework, I want you to write a three-page paper about the Construction of the Great Wall of China. It's due this Friday. So no excuses Bart." said Mrs Krabappel handing out homework.
Bart groaned.
After class in the halls, Oscar was arguing with the dead ferret wearing rich bitch again.
"Well, if it isn't the bitch who stole Christmas?" He snapped.
Ace sighed.
...
Meanwhile Adam West starred in a production of West Side Story called Adam West Side Story.
Well it could be worse. It could have been Fred West Side Story. (A serial child murderer)
Oscar screamed.
Cookie Kwan was in the production too. However she was fiercely protective of the west side. "Stay away from the west side!" The exaggerated Asian woman yelled.
And Llewelyn Sinclair was directing.
The Simpsons were getting tickets for this production. Homer was angrily on the phone with someone.
"You just lost toilet paper privileges. Have fun getting creative!" Homer yelled into his cell phone.
Oscar glared at him. "Stop being cruel to the attic boy! He can use the toilet paper if he wants!"
"Shut up!" Homer snapped.
"Homer!" Marge yelled.
Anyway because I say so. It is currently between September and October. The unseasonable bitter blizzard lasted all year...
For Jurkle this is Sukkot. A holiday where Jews smack willow branches against things.
Oscar thought this was cool and wanted to try smacking branches until they break.
"Well okay. But you're not supposed to whack the branches till they-"
Oscar is violently smacking a willow branch against the theatre wall. He is laughing maniacally too.
Jurkle sighed.
"Die Satan! Die!" Oscar screamed.
Marge looked concerned by his madness.
Jurkle was also concerned and unnerved by Oscar.
Anyway they all went inside the theatre.
Homer lamented giving up on being Mr Plow. He liked the jacket.
"I thought in the end it was a helpful thing for everyone to Plow their drives. But you let Bart and his miscreant friends bully you out of the job just so they could have the month off of school in Snow Days!" Marge berated Homer.
...
Anyway everyone went in the theatre and watched Adam West Side Story. Which is basically West Side Story with Adam West and Cookie Kwan being very possessive over the west side.
Bart sat bored. Anything theatrical bored him. Lisa was bored because it was silly and hackneyed. It has Adam West in it...
Adam was doing the Batusi.
"Flee! Flee in the name of blanched rhubarb!" Ace screamed.
Bart grimaced looking over at the hysterical vampire boy.
Elsewhere in Nottingham.
"Maybe we should give this Robin a bad name to strike fear into the peasants. Something like Locksley the Lethal, or Wrecking Robin." said the Sheriff of Nottingham's cousin.
"Or Rocking Robin!" said Oscar's ancestor. A court jester.
Back in the theatre. Bart was so bored he imagined the fight between the Jets and Sharks was sharks riding fighter jets...
Cookie was telling everyone to stay away from the west side.
Oscar winced.
It then snowed again.
"Bless you Skadi the ice goddess!" said Oscar.
Lisa frowned at him.
Elsewhere the old folks home.
The snow melted allowing the old folks to go outside.
"Hooray! The snow is gone! We can go outside again!" said Abe. There was awkward silence. "I'm cold and frightened."
The sudden warmth also melted the snowmen in a Raiders of the lost ark reference.
"Oh god! Shut your eyes Lisa! Don't look at it!" Oscar screamed.
Lisa sighed.
...
Barney was now the Plow King.
Homer groaned.
"Hey you're the one that let your son bully you out of a cushy job." said Barney.
Bart was doing a Pointing at his own eyes gesture at Homer and glaring.
"Also I'll be taking back the town key..." said Mayor Quimby.
Homer whined handing over a giant gold key.
"Why are there tooth marks in it?!" Quimby asked offended.
"I thought it was made of chocolate covered in gold foil..." Homer groaned.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"No! It's made of solid gold! Why would the town want a giant chocolate key?!" Quimby ranted.
"Hey I think that's a cool idea! Along with chocolate money..." said Oscar.
Barney was advertising his Plow King business.
"My prices are so low, you'll think I have brain damage?" said Barney as Plow King.
"Uh Barney you do have brain damage, from all that heavy drinking..." said Moe,
Barney groaned and sat down at the bar.
"Also why is there a grown up Elroy from the Jetson's here?!" Moe asked as Elroy as a fat guy was drinking.
"Same reason Bamm Bamm grew up to be a cab driver..." said Oscar.
"Bamm Bamm take me home." Lenny got in a cab driven by a grown up Bamm Bamm.
"Bamm! Bamm!" said Bamm Bamm.
Oscar laughed.
Plot 4