Homer's Triple Bypass Homer has a heart attack!
PlotThe chalkboard gag is "Coffee is not for kids."
Bart grimaced as he watched Oscar running rapidly around the classroom as a cartoonish blur as he was currently hyperactive from coffee.
The chalkboard gag is the Simpsons have been shrunk and struggle to climb onto the couch.
...
Matt tries to open the episode with a spin off called Bad Cops. About Chief Wiggum and his officers.
"Cops: In Springfield." said a baritone voice.
The theme tune.
Bad cops, Bad cops...
Wiggum is trying to talk down a suicides jumper from jumping.
The man jumps and screams as he plummets to his death.
Chief Wiggum looks confused at the fourth wall and does a "He's crazy" gesture.
A cop chases a crook across rooftops and tackles him.
However this is just a TV Cop drama that Chief Wiggum is watching while eating popcorn. Eddie and Lou at this time just encouraged his lazy work ethic. It's only in season 22 onwards that Lou starts trying to be the sensible cop.
Eddie and Lou stop and search Jasper Beardly. They find in his beard: a knife, a handgun, brass knuckles and a hand grenade! Jasper what were you planning to do...
Then Chief Wiggum, Eddie and Lou are shooting at someone. The camera reveals they are shooting at an Egyptian mummy... Hehehe!
Then Wiggum and his two favourite cops, Eddie and Lou, are watching cartoons!
Then Wiggum misuses the police helicopter to watch a drive in movie for free... It appears the movie is one of the Space Mutants sequels.
Wiggum is then in the Chief's office sleeping.
Bad cops, bad cops...
A cafe.
Wiggum and his finest officers Lou and Eddie had just had dinner.
"So that's 5 Irish coffees... that's 15.95." said the waitress.
"You're new here, aren't you sweetie?" said Wiggum as he ripped up the bill.
Uh Chief you have to pay for your food...
...
Evergreen Terrace.
Wiggum has called out the feds and army out over something. Basically he went over the top in responding to petty crime.
"All right, boys, time to bag us a cattle rustler."
They kick Ned's door in.
"What in God's name Are you doing?!" Ned asked annoyed.
"Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace?" Wiggum asked.
"No, that's next door." said Ned annoyed.
[Mooing] There are loads of cows on the front lawn of the Simpsons house.
"Oh." said Wiggum.
Oscar is sat on a brown spotted cow laughing maniacally.
"Oz what did you do now?!" Homer yelled. "Sweet merciful crap!" He screamed when he saw all the cows.
"Freeze!" Wiggum drew his gun.
"Hi ho, Buttercup awaaaaaay!" Oscar rode away into the night on the back of a cow.
Homer grimaced and did a "He's crazy!" gesture.
"Close, but no doughnut," said Wiggum. "cops. This is Papa Bear. Where is my porridge?"
Oscar in a comic panel gag laughed hysterically.
"Author don't be silly... Cops, this is Papa bear. Put out an A.P.B. for a male suspect... riding... a bovine of some sort... heading in the direction of, uh... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless." said Wiggum.
On the way to the chilli place.
"No I'm clearly wearing a Santa hat!" Oscar put on a Santa hat.
Yeah like that's gonna help you evade the cops Oz...
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Simpsons house.
Homer is watching the sports one evening while eating loads of snacks and dipping some in dips resting on the couch around him.
Marge comes in concerned.
"Honey, you really shouldn't eat so much. It's not good for your heart." said Marge.
"My heart is just f-" said Homer. Inside him something large is being squeezed through a major artery into his heart. [Gasps, Groans] Homer has chest pains!
"Homie, what is it?" Marge gasped.
"Just heartburn honey." He opens a can of Duff and gulps it down. "Ah." That put out that fire."
Marge grumbled annoyed he didn't take what just happened to him seriously.
However something was on her mind. Namely all the cows on the drive and lawn. And the red and blue sirens.
"Why does he always do this when he has coffee..." She sighed.
"Why does he do nonsense, period." Homer sighed. "Face it Marge. The kid is nuts..." They are waiting for the police to escort Oscar home from his latest shenanigan.
In town Oscar encountered a street carnival and followed it while riding his cow.
The cow mooed.
They passed through a bad neighbourhood with hobos.
Hobos were warming themselves by a burning barrel. A hobo was annoyed by Clownjas in his dumpster he sleeps in.
"Buttercup I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..." said Oscar.
At the Simpsons Marge sighed and paced about the lounge.
(Sports blared from the TV as commentators spoke about what was happening.)
Homer was eating his snacks again.
Marge sighed and rolled her eyes.
...
Night at the Simpsons House, and Bart is sleeping in his room with his dog Santa's Little Helper. His Krusty walkie talkie comes on by itself.
Static crackling.
"Bartman!"
Bart yelps and leaps out of bed. He jumps on his bed in surprise
"AAAAHHH!"
"Bartman! Come in! It's House Boy!"
Bart opens his box of toys and grabs his Krusty walkie talkie.
"Bartman! Do you read me?"
"Milhouse?"
"Sorry about the late hour, but I have the best news ever!"
"Lisa found the book of poems you wrote about her and realized she's in love with you?"
There's a pause. "Okay, second best news ever."
The Loud House episode I got this scene from stated that Clyde thought his gay dads were having a baby. Um someone teach this kid basic biology...
"Oooooooh! Spank me and send me out to sea!" said Clyde's white gay dad. The really camp one...
The master bedroom.
Homer has taken loads of food to bed. He is eating a turkey leg.
Marge can't get into bed because of the food in the bed with Homer.
"Honey, you really shouldn't eat so much in bed. It's not good for your heart." said Marge concerned.
"My heart is just f-" [Gasps, Groans] Homer has another bought of chest pains.
"Homie, what is it?" Marge is concerned.
"Just workin' the turkey through." Homer grunts and hits his chest. "There it goes!" He sighed.
Marge was concerned.
...
Morning.
"Hey, Lise, there was a big train wreck last night. Do you wanna see the victims?" Bart asked Lisa.
"Hmm, okay." said Lisa.
"Yaah!" Bart did the see? Food! Trick. Basically opened his mouth and showed his chewed up food.
"Bart, that's gross!" Lisa groaned.
"You're right. Let's bury them at sea. Bleah!" Bart dropped the blob of chewed up food from his mouth into Lisa's cereal.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Lisa screamed.
[Gasping] Homer who just entered the room was overcome with violent chest pains.
"What's wrong?" Lisa asked.
"You know that feeling you get... when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now." Homer grunted.
Lisa was alarmed. "Dad I think you're having a heart attack!"
"Ooooh don't be silly sweetie." said Homer kissing her on her head.
Homer sees a plate of bacon. "Ooh! Bacon!" said Homer helping himself.
"Oh my god! BACON! BACON! I LOVE BACOOOOOON!" Lisa screamed, obsessed with bacon as she grabbed some rashers of salty bacon.
Bart grimaced exasperated and baffled.
Marge made something healthy for Homer.
"Homer, I prepared a special Surprise just for you." said Marge.
"It could only be one thing." Homer imagines a cartoon pig with an apple in his mouth on a platter.
"Psst! The best meat's in the rump." said the pig.
Lisa had the same imagination cloud as she drooled with hunger. It's season four. She still likes meat.
"Here you go." Marge gave Homer a bowl of ostmeal.
"What the hell is this?" said Homer disgusted.
"Nice, healthy oatmeal." said Marge.
"Ooh, oatmeal. What a delightful treat. Oh, there's a bug in it." said Homer tossing it away.
"No, there isn't." said Marge annoyed.
"Trust me, babe. There is." said Homer.
Oscar's living teddy bear creature Teddy was outraged. "You threw away porridge?! I would have eaten that!"
Homer made an unhealthy breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon.
"Trust me. Dad, there's a bug on that." said Bart as a bug was crawling in the egg.
"Eh." Homer ate his food despite the bug.
...
Homer was stuck behind some slow driver using a heavy duty truck to move Edgar Allen Poe's house somewhere.
"Quoth the raven. Nevermore." said Oscar.
"Quiet boy! And why are you with me and not on the school bus?!" said Homer.
"I don't wanna go in today." said Oscar groaning.
"Come on, come on!" Homer yelled honking his car and ramming Edgar's house.
"Oh, dear. Now you've done it." said Hans Moleman dropping his glasses as he was driving the truck that carried Edgar Allen Poe's house.
[Banging] [Growling] [Heart Beating] [Horn Honking] Homer was frustrated and this stress wasn't good for his heart.
Eventually he ran Moleman off the road and his truck and Edgar Allen Poe's house blew up violently.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
At Donny's discount garage.
"I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise." said Homer. [Heart Beating: Irregular]
Donny listened to his heart. "It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump."
"Whew! I was afraid it was my transmission." said Homer. He drove off somewhere.
"Hey, where's he goin'?" Billy from Grim adventures asked.
"Billy, remember that old Plymouth We just couldn't fix?" Donny asked.
"We're gonna sell him to Mr. Nikapopolus?" Billy replied in question.
"You're a dull boy, Billy." said Donny.
Plot 2The School bus.
Bart sat next to Milhouse discussing his news. At this point with his mother wouldn't let him play with Bart. Bart soon used his evil Twilight Zone powers to sort her out. Or he had a girlfriend that wasn't Lisa. Bart tried to wreck his relationship with Samantha Stanky by calling her conservative father but Oscar foiled him by calling her liberal mother who stood up for Samantha.
"So Samantha and I are gonna take our relationship further..." Milhouse giggled.
"I hate you." Bart snapped at Oscar for spoiling his plot to get Mr Stanky to put Samantha in a convent.
At the plant.
Mr Burns was observing Homer eating donuts.
"Look at that pig stuffing his face with doughnuts on my time!" said Mr Burns angry. "That's right. Keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut." Cooooool!
[Chuckling] Mr Burns laughed. "There is a poisoned one- isn't there, Smithers?"
"Uh, no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers. They consider it murder." said Smithers.
"Damn their oily hides!" Mr Burns yelled.
[Snoring] Homer is asleep at work...
"Bring him to me!" Mr Burns demanded.
Homer is standing at Mr Burns's desk. [ Beating Rapidly] He is frightened.
In a small window is his heart beating away.
"Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello." said Mr Burns.
[Sighs] [Beating Slows] Homer relaxes. And so does his heart.
"And good-bye! You're fired!" Mr Burns shouted.
[Gasps] Homer's heart started beating rapidly and violently.
"But wait. Perhaps I'm being Too hasty. You are highly skilled..." Yeah um about that Monty...
[Sighs] Homer relaxed.
"at goofing off!." Mr Burns shouted.
[Groans] Homer's heart was beating rapidly. He had chest pains.
"Now, don't worry, Homer. You're the kind of guy I could really dig..." said Mr Burns trolling him. "a grave for!"
[Gasps] Homer is in agony as his heart violently throws itself about.
"Your indolence is inefficacious!" Mr Burns yelled.
"Oh?" Homer asked.
"That means you're terrible!" Mr Burns shouted.
[Gasping, Screaming] Homer has a violent heart attack and in the window his heart is going ape shit. It blue screened, went through the playing card symbols then shattered like glass. [Thud] Homer collapsed dead!
His ghost floated out of him.
"Hmm?" Mr Burns pondered.
"Mr. Burns, I think he's dead." said Smithers.
"Oh, dear. Send a ham to his widow." said Mr Burns coldly.
"Mmm. Ham." Homer's ghost said joyfully. He went back inside Homer. Homer revived.
"No, wait. He's alive." said Smithers waking Homer.
"Oh, good. Cancel the ham." saud Mr Burns evilly.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
[Siren Wailing] Smithers was kind enough to call him an ambulance.
Ambulance.
"Wow, look at that. How do they know to cross there?" said a paramedic seeing ducks cross the road. Well...
[Groaning] Homer lying on a bed in the back of the ambulance groaned.
In hospital Chief Wiggum had lock jaw.
"He was taking a bite, and his jaw locked." Lou explained Chief Wiggum opened his mouth wide to eat a big sandwich and his jaw locked. "Hey, look. I can fit my entire fist in here. " Lou that's not helping...
[Muffled] "Hey, hey, hey. Cut it out." Wiggum groaned.
"What's that, Chief?" Lou asked.
"Cut it out. " Wiggum tried to say with his mouth locked open.
Bad Cops. Bad Cops...
"Ooh. Buy three tubes of Mr. Blister... get one free." said Selma as Marge and her sisters were cutting up coupons.
[Phone Ringing] Marge answered the phone. "Hello. Yes. Oh, dear Lord! Homer's in the hospital! They think it's his heart!" Marge ran off to drive to the hospital. [Door Shuts]
"Oh, my God." said Patty.
"What?" Selma asked.
"Five cents off wax paper." said Patty. Hehehe! They really don't like Homer, do they...
...
"Mr. Simpson, I'm afraid you've just had a mild heart attack." said Dr Hibbert.
"You call that mild?!" Homer yelled.
"Ahehehe!" Dr Hibbert chuckled.
"But I'm out of the woods now, right?" Homer asked.
"Yes, the James Woods... Mwuhahahaha!" Oscar laughed maniacally.
Bart face palmed.
"Doctor will he be okay?" Marge asked.
"If he keeps up his unhealthy life style of stress and salty snacks then no." said Dr Hibbert in a cold tone.
Lisa cried. Marge comforted her.
Then this bit is funny...
Hibbert was teasing Homer.
"Got your nose... Hehehehe!"
"Remember your hippopotamus oath. Can't you do something for him?" Marge asked desperately.
Oscar laughed hysterically. "Hippopotamus oath."
Bart groaned and face palmed.
Homer needed a triple bypass. However it costed $30,000.
Homer had a heart attack and fainted.
Thud!
"Um now it's $40,000." said Dr Hibbert.
"Don't be greedy you vulture." Oscar snapped.
"Fine! Rob me blind! You name the price." Dr Hibbert sulked.
"You'll do it for $400." said Oscar.
Dr Hibbert groaned annoyed and flustered.
Homer later woke up.
[Groaning] "Oh, Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone. And there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt." said Homer.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Oz why is that funny?!" Lisa groaned.
"Homer you urgently need this operation." said Dr Hibbert.
"Well stop being a greedy tight wad then!" Homer yelled.
"Fine I'll do the operation for free! You happy?! I gotta Tell Bernice we won't be able to afford that vacation!" Dr Hibbert ranted.
...
Church.
Marge prayed for Homer.
Oscar um...
"Now, I know I haven't been the best Christian. In fact, when you're up there "blah, blah, blah-ing," I'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners." Oscar said in prayer.
Lisa glared at him.
As such Marge offered to drive him home as he couldn't be sensible in church today.
Oscar once indoors headed straight for the lounge to watch TV.
Marge sighed. "Are you okay alone while I head back to church?"
"Yes." said Oscar.
Marge went out. Oscar heard her car drive off.
"Hmmmm, she seemed disappointed in me. Oh well. I'm gonna let Hugey out of the attic." said Oscar going upstairs to let Hugo out.
He watched TV with Hugo.
TV: "We now return to The Land before time 15: Yet another pointless sequel."
"Why am I even watching this?" Oscar groaned.
"How about The Land Before Time 15: The Meteor." Hugo suggested.
Dino cries.
"Oh great now you've upset Dino." Oscar yelled as he comforted his pet baby Chomby-like dinosaur.
Dino barks and growls like a dog. Yes a cartoon dinosaur barking...
Hugo flinched and grimaced as he pulled up his legs shrinking into the folds of the couch away from Oscar's barking dinosaur.
...
Fourth grade classroom.
"Maybe he really is unteachable. [deflates] I give up." Mrs Krabappel sighed. "No Edna, not yet! You're a teacher! teaching that boy is your duty!" she coached herself thinking about her most difficult pupil, Bart Simpson.
Bart was sleeping.
Oscar was running an errand for Ms McConnelle.
"Okay here's the bargain 1970 edition of American history. Now you can head back to class Oscar." said Mrs Krabappel.
Oscar went over to Bart and stared at him.
Bart woke up to find Oscar staring at him.
"What? Why are you staring at me as if I was a Clown? Do you expect me to perform a stunt?" Bart snapped.
"Um yeah." said Oscar.
"Come on now Oscar..." Mrs Krabappel sighed.
Oscar left as the rest of fourth grade arrived back from morning recess. Bart missed out as he was in detention.
Elsewhere.
Homer was being gluttonous as usual usual.
"Let's see... I'll have 16 gravy scrape 'ems, a bucket of twisty lard, and two super chicken burritos with macho sauce." Macho sauce was probably very spicy...
"And mega size it!" Homer added.
"I can deep fry the bag too, sir..." said Squeaky Voiced Teen.
"Brilliant!" said Homer. "Oh and to drink. A diet cola. I am watching my weight!"
Squeaky Voiced Teen sighed.
"Deep fried." Homer wanted his diet cola deep fried...
Homer got his order of loads of unhealthy things like burgers and unknown meat nuggets etc.
However he tried arranging everything on his lap but there was no room for the donut.
He crashed into another chestnut tree.
Homer was admitted to hospital for safeguarding as he was on a weak heart. He spends most of the episode in hospital.
"Homer why did you go out and buy fast food?" Dr Hibbert sighed finding some of his food in his car.
"I don't like the hospital food..." said Homer.
Anyway because Homer couldn't afford his treatment despite Hibbert in a tantrum offering to do it cheap, Homer looked for an alternative.
"Hi everybody!" said Dr Nick.
"Hi Dr Nick." said everyone.
"Homer! You are not asking that quack to operate on you to save a few dollars!" Marge nagged.
Homer growled. "Marge! We are not saying a few dollars! We are talking a few thousand dollars!"
Marge sighed.
Plot 3Outside Apu's store.
"So I says to Mabel..." said Bart.
Oscar was being stupid.
"Pant-less Ducks! Pant-less Ducks!" Oscar screamed.
Oz, go home..." Bart sighed frustrated by Oscar's antics.
"I will stay right here!" Oscar said defiantly.
Quiffy clobbered him with his wooden toon mallet.
Thwack!
At home.
"So how's your head Oz?" Lisa asked.
"A little sore, no thanks to you, you jerk!" Oscar yelled at Quiffy.
"You were annoying everyone..." said Quiffy.
"I WAS NOT!" Oscar yelled. "And so?"
"The rabbi gave me this. They call it a droodle." Homer has a dreidel.
"That's a dreidel. You imbecile..." said Jurkle, Oscar's Jewish friend.
Homer frowned.
Back at the Kwik e Mart.
"Ahh... Forgot to ask Dad what kind of donuts he wants. Ugh..." Bart sighed.
Homer suddenly pulled up in his pink car.
"I like all donuts except lemon or cherry, don't be late! I love you! Buh bye!" Homer suddenly drove off back home.
Bart winced.
...
In Hospital. They ran some tests on Homer.
"Now Homer you'll see we've injected you with some mildly radioactive dye to show your blood vessels and heart." said Dr Hibbert.
"Oooooooh!" said Homer looking down at his glowing blood vessels.
"Uh Doctor, we haven't injected the dye yet." said a nurse.
"Oh dear god!" Hibbert gasped in horror.
Homer then played with his hospital bed.
"Bed goes up. Bed goes down. Bed goes up. Bed goes down."
"Don't play with the beds..." that killjoy nurse groaned.
"Killjoy..." said Homer.
A nurse with a Lunchlady Doris voice announced what was for lunch.
"Shepherd's Pie."
"Ugh! Screw that! I'm going for a drive to Krusty Burger!" said Homer.
"Homer no! You're heart is very, very weak!" said Dr Hibbert.
The Simpsons worried about Homer were wandering around the hospital.
They then encountered bitch girl with the dead ferret from Lisa the Beauty Queen which I named Stupid Lisa Garbage Face. In my fanon.
Lisa and Oscar sighed.
"Well, if it isn't the Simpson family. Fat," Homer glared at her. "old," Grampa frowned. "lame," Bart frowned. "and braces."
Lisa gave a sheepish smile and flashed her ugly braces.
"You hazed us with that insult two episodes ago... try and be more more inventive..." said Bart.
"What ever..." said Bitch Girl, with dead ferret.
...
Later he was released to go home and discuss his course of action. He went the cheap option with that quack Dr Nick.
"Dad, are you trying to tell us you're getting a coronary artery bypass graft?" Lisa gasped.
"Uh, yeah." said Homer.
"Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad... for a while." said Bart.
[Sobbing] Lisa cried.
"Kids. Kids. I'm not gonna die. That only happens to bad people." said Homer.
"What about Abraham Lincoln?" Lisa asked.
"Uh- He sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren." said Homer.
Oscar screamed with hysterical laughter.
Bart groaned annoyed.
"Homer!" Marge yelled.
Lisa sobbed.
"I haven't been this sad since they canceled the short-lived Micheal Flatley sitcom – Landlord of the Dance." said Grampa tearfully.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Oscar this NOT the time to be laughing!" Bart yelled.
"It's not his fault! Homer! Abe! Stop giving Oscar the giggles!" Marge cut in as she reprimanded Homer and Abe for making Oscar laugh.
"Maybe I should listen to music on my personal pocket radio." said Oscar getting out his Walkman.
"Music eh? I remember when Iggy Pop joined the Three Stooges." said Grampa.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Grampa!" Bart yelled.
Oscar giggled. "It's funny because his band is called The Stooges... totally different bunch of Stooges though."
Marge sighed.
...
Homer was then being gluttonous again.
He was driving Hugo to the dentist but stopped at either Krusty burger or Gulp N Blow.
"I'll have two number nines. A number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty fives, one with cheese. And a large soda." Homer ordered.
Hugo sighed embarrassed by his gluttony.
"Oh and some wings." said Homer.
The Squeaky Voiced Teen managing the drive through sighed and processed his order.
"Is that Homer again?" A coworker asked.
"Yup." said Squeaky Voiced Teen.
The Kwik e mart.
"Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?" Apu sighed.
"Probably." said Ganesh.
Apu sighed.
"Chin up, he'll come back in the next life as oh I don't know an oxen or something." said Ganesh.
"Can I buy this jerky?" A customer asked.
"Sure that's (However much the jerky is)." said Apu. The man pays for it.
"Would you like this bottle of vodka too?" Apu asked.
"Sure why not." said the man.
At the Wiggums. Ralph ran out naked again...
"Ralphie we've spoke about this! Do not leave the house without wearing some sort of outfit!" Wiggum caught him.
"Well I am Daddy." said Ralph. Clancy was confused. "I'm wearing my birthday suit."
"I hope that's not giving you ideas of what to wear on your birthday..." Wiggum gulped.
...
Homer and Hugo eventually arrived home.
"Homie did you stop for fast food again?" Marge sighed as Homer had loads of fast food.
"Um no..." Homer lied.
"Hey Big Daddy, (A classic wrestler from your grandpa's era who was known for being very fat...) How about you give your secret son some of that food? The poor kid looks starved! Gahahahaha!" said Patty.
Marge gave Homer a concerned frown because she cared about him.
Homer growled and gave Hugo the wings.
The ugly sisters were cutting up coupons again.
"Oooooh! Buy three tubes of Mr Blister cream and get one free? Can I have one Aunt Selma?" Hugo asked as they used the coupon to buy three tubes of blister cream and got one free.
"Sure sweetums," said Selma. she cackled and smirked wickedly at Homer because she could tell he was enraged by her being nice to Hugo, Good! She thought. Anything that annoys that fat ape is good in my opinion.
Hugo smirked while eating the chicken wings.
Marge was going through the finances and typing out a receipt with the receipt printer. "Homer do you have a health plan at work?"
"No we traded it for a pinball machine." said Homer.
Marge seethed.
"Okay! Okay!" Homer calls someone on the house phone. "Lenny gather the union. I need the health plan back. Yes I know it was like that time we traded the dental plan for a keg of beer..."
At a union meeting at work.
"Health plan!" said Lenny.
"Homer, you need open heart surgery." Dr Hibbert was heard in Homer's thoughts.
"Health plan!"
"Homer, you need open heart surgery."
"Health plan!"
"Homer, you need open heart surgery."
"Health plan!"
"Homer, you need open heart surgery."
Mike or Charlie I dunno... dropped a pencil down his butt again.
"Bullseye!" The men laughed.
"Stop interrupting my train of thought!" Homer whined.
...
Homer was annoying other paitents by singing reggae songs
"Pass the dutchy!" Homer sang.
"Mr Simpson stop annoying the other patients." The nurse sighed.
"Oh he's not annoying me. Well hi diddly ho Homer!" said Ned in hospital.
"Ned why are you here?" Homer asked.
"Oh just bumped my noggin. No I'm not moving back. Got it sweeter than meat where I am now." said Ned.
Homer sighed.
"Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics." said Ned praying.
"Despite that he doesn't wear pants..." said Homer.
Oscar chuckled.
"And baby ducks, they're just so cute!" said Ned praying.
"Haaaauuuuww! Ducky ducky baby duckies!" Oscar squealed as he loves ducklings.
"And Maude for cutting the crusts off of my sandwiches." said Ned.
"Ahem..." the Nurse harshly pointed to a sign saying "No Praying."
"SILENCE SINFUL HARLOT! I'LL PRAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY GOD IF I WANT TO!" Ned shouted, startling Homer.
"But you're offending the Hindu man in bed 15!" The nurse stammered.
Ned glared at her.
Elsewhere.
Dr Nick was watching People who look like things.
"Awwwww! They taped over the end of this..." Dr Nick sighed.
It's basically the silly programme about the pumpkin head guy.
"We just want to be treated with dignity and respect!" said the pumpkin guy.
At school. Ralph was scared of chicken legs again, which was unfortunate as that was what was for lunch today for school meals.
Ralph screamed when he saw the chicken legs.
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