Princess Daisy panted heavily as sweat poured down her head, the calm, peaceful mushroom citizens attempting to stop her but failing as Daisy pushed them all aside with brute force. However, unfortunately, she came across a detour, and hid behind a brick wall, panting more as her heart pounded. Daisy took one quick glance behind the wall, to see the mushroom people running towards the same direction, curious. Daisy squeaked in horror, accidentally farting a huge bassy poot again, causing the entire brick wall to burst, sending bricks towards the mushroom citizens and their houses.
"D'oh..." Daisy groaned, closing her eyes and shaking her head sideways rather quickly as a large, red blush appeared across her white face. Embarrassed beyond more than she could talk about, the tomboyish princess waited to see if the chaos settled down. To her horror, the chaos was spreading out even further than she would have hoped.
Hearing the screams and collisions, Daisy took a shortcut westbound of the main street, finding a warp pipe. She went down bottom first, but sadly, another poot caused the warp pipe to explode, sending Daisy high into the sky. A nearby blue-colored airplane caught a glimpse of Daisy, but one toot was enough to make the entire plane burst into flames, causing it to crash into the First National Mushroom Kingdom Bank. Daisy farted while in the sky, going past Dry Bowser, who was piloting a hot air balloon as she went right through it, causing the balloon to deflate all over the place as Dry Bowser fell out of it, losing many parts of his bony parts in the process.
Princess Daisy continued screaming at the top of her lung as she continued going higher, until she reached the atmosphere. With one big fart enough to shake the entire planet, the temperature got warmer as Daisy screamed, flailing her arms around as she closed her eyes in horror.
Back down on Earth, Birdo and Toadette were putting together a "thank you" cake for Princess Daisy in Daisy's backyard. Unfortunately, neither were aware that Daisy was about to crash into them, and when she did, a huge crater was formed where the bench table was. The cake landed squarely on Daisy's butt, and with Daisy farting once more, the cake busted into many pieces, splattering everywhere.
Daisy moaned as she got up, rubbing the side of her head, looking down to see an angered Birdo and Toadette. Daisy was about to apologize as she got off her two female friends, when one long fart shook the entire planet, causing the clear blue sky to turn a disgustingly smelly green, of which caused nearly everyone outside to faint. Birdo and Toadette screamed in horror as they tried to flee, but both fainted upon halfway towards the warp pipe, whilst Daisy, who was still accidentally farting her butt off, managed to make it into her bathroom in time.
Butt alas, terrible and unfunny puns aside, the Mushroom Kingdom, and the entire world for that better matter, has already suffered from Princess Daisy's high concentration of explosive flatulence. And never more would Daisy ever be embarrassed.
(Now just you all wait... some guy on YouTube is going to discover this fanfic and make a video out of it. I'm calling it. Heh...)