Princess Daisy, Toadette, and Birdo were all in Seaside Hill, waiting to do something interesting. Daisy farted as usual, though she did try her best to hold it in, much to the embarrassment of Birdo and Toadette.

"So, where do you want to go first, girls?" Birdo asked as she was holding a map, "The mall is nearby and we can get new equipment."

Toadette wrapped her tiny arms around the back of her large mushroom cap. "Well, I'm in the mood for a race... how about you, Daisy?"

Daisy had both of her hands on her butt, letting out a deep pitch poot that darkened her dress. "Err... I was thinking of doing something that doesn't involve action... like..." She let out a high pitched squeaky fart as she gasped. "Reading the sunday newspaper comics!"

Toadette and Birdo both looked at each other, then back at Daisy, their eyes lowered.

"You need to see a doctor," Toadette muttered while letting out a shart.

Birdo nodded in agreement. "Yeah. I think those farts are getting to your head."

Daisy frowned as she took her hands off her butt. "Oh, fine! See if I care!" She pouted as she folded her arms, closing her eyes as she farted loud enough to lift up the back of her dress, revealing her yellow panties with orange spots, a dark brown spot visible on the back of it. Birdo and Toadette sighed as they shook their heads.


"Whoa!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as it was raining green dollar bills, laughing as he was standing on the tip of the iceberg. 'I guess I really am the money guy!"

Silver was then gobbled by a giant shark made out of different variants of money; oh how rich for such a fate.


"Oh my... excuse me," Palutena stated as she kept on farting, realizing how bad it smelled as she blushed, fanning the air with her right hand and spinning her staff around in her left hand in an attempt to get the sulfur like smell away.

"Come on!" Tiny Kong stated as they approached the Coconut Mall. "I wanna go and get my shopping spree on! And I won't take no for an answer!"

"Oh why me...?" Chunky Kong groaned as he really wish he would have just stayed home today.


Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his skeletal head. "I know, but can't you just go do something else for once?"

Toadette's stomach growled as she blushed, her hands on her rumbling stomach. "uh oh, looks like I'm hungry again..."

"Didn't you just eat!?" Captain Toad snapped as the two were exploring an enormous cave full of colorful jewels.

"I think he left the caps lock on." Mr. Gus commented while taking a sip of his coffee.

"Who, Uncle G, or the author?' Pizza Steve remarked as he was shaving the pepperoni off of his cheesy body.


"Doc, how are we going to fit inside here?" Marty McFly pointed out as he and Doc Brown were in front of a small tunnel, one that the DeLorean possibly couldn't fit in.

"...beats the hell out of me." Doc Brown remarked as he was sketching various plans on a yellow notepad, shaking his head as he gritted his teeth, realizing that he couldn't get a simple task done.


"I'll say a word, and you repeat it." Darth Vader told a legion of Battle Droids.

"Copy it." One Battle Droid stated.


"Are we ever going to get out of here?" Darth Vader remarked.

"By my calculations... no." Doc Brown explained while looking at his wristwatch.

"Well that's just fucking great." Dry Bowser sighed as they were all at the dump, trying to get out of the land of garbage.


"So, is there anything we could gain from here?" E-123 Omega asked Shadow The Hedgehog.

"Other than watch Rouge try to get all the money around here, no." Shadow pointed out as the two watched Rouge The Bat try to snatch up every gem in sight.


"Oh -PRRRT- great, now -FART- I'm -HIC- hiccuping -POOT- and -HIC, TOOT- farting!" Toadette farted and hiccuped simultaneously, her high pitched squeaky hiccups contrasting with her brassy deep pitched tuba like farts.

"I don't know what it is about this that makes it arousing..." Toad stated with a smile on his face. "...but it's working, and I love it!"


"Oh -BRAP- great." Toadette burped as she began hiccuping. "I have -HIC- the hiccups and -HIC, BURP- the burps!'

"That's going to be a problem, isn't it?" Toadsworth remarked, with Mario sighing as he nodded his head.


Arceus had nothing to do today, so he decided to collect all of the garbage polluting certain areas on a nearby planet, humming to himself as he nodded his head.

"Even I need a break from being omnipresent," Arceus stated as he whistled to himself, nodding his head. "At least this gives me an excuse to do something normal."


"What does this place offer that's nowhere else?" Dr. Eggman sighed as he was dragged there by Sonic The Hedgehog.

"Well for one, all sorts of rides that no one else would dare make!" Sonic pointed out as he then pointed at the various buildings, among them being the sets that housed Kongfrontation and Earthquake. "...like those!"

"Eurgh... those lines..." Eggman shuddered, feeling sick from just seeing how long the lines for the rides were, shaking his head as it was immensely hot in Orlando, Florida.

"GOOD MORNING!" Uncle Grandpa screamed as he landed on the top of a snowy mountain, with it snowing ferociously at the set of mountains in the icy region as the Ice Climbers paused, looking at each other, then at Uncle Grandpa.

"Errr... you all right, mister?" Nana asked Uncle Grandpa as she placed her hands on her hips, squinting her eyes.

"Of course I am!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he dusted himself off, shivering. "Brrr! I could use a parka!"

"No kidding. Your clothing isn't fit for climbing icicle mountains!" Popo exclaimed as he raised his arms in the air


"How long does it take to get a bunch of chips?" Doc Brown remarked in surprise.

"Want to find out?" The Jurassic Park T-Rex stated as they, E.T., and Bruce the mechanical shark from Jaws were at Disneyland in California.

"We surely don't feel out of place," Bruce stated as he looked around for some water, and humans to munch on.

"E.T. wants phone," E.T. remarked as he flailed his arms, with all the Disneyland employees giving the Universal Studios characters death glares, for obvious reasons.


Popo and Nana watched as Meloetta and Piplup followed them, with Meloetta wearing a green parka as she dragged a fright filled Piplup, who was clad in yellow.

"Come on, Pippy! This isn't so bad!" Meloetta exclaimed as she glanced down at Piplup.

"Easy for you to say! You can fly!" Piplup snapped as he sneezed, gulping as he could feel like there would be an avalanche at any given moment.

"...These two Pokemon are weird," Nana whispered to Popo as they were going faster than the Pokemon duo.

Popo nodded his head in agreement. "Tell me about it. Something tells me that these guys aren't suppose to be here."


"FREEZE!" Paul Blart exclaimed as he showed off his mall cop badge. "I have a badge and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Paul Blart slowly made his way into the mall as everyone looked at him oddly, with the mall cop not afraid to get down and dirty if he needed to.


"So... know any way out of this maze?" Paul Blart asked the group of three other strangers as he was looking around.

"I suggest we stick together... and try to eat the walls!" Owen from Total Drama exclaimed as he was licking the pink colored, sugar coated walls that the maze consisted greatly of.

"Sticking together sounds like a good plan... for you." Bane from TDKR stated as he was thinking of which plan the group could use as a way to get out.

"I'm gonna need a tiny miracle to think how we can advance forward, and he's not even with us!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed in horror as his body split apart, with no blood splurting out surprisingly.


"I can't believe we've been demoted to this," Emperor Sheev Palpatine sighed as he and Darth Vader were cleaning up the floors on the Death Star, being reduced to janitor duty.

"I told you it wasn't wise to ignore the Stormtroopers," Darth Vader insisted as he was referring to the Stormtrooper Revolt of '83, with a bunch of Stormtroopers walking by and looking at the two Sith lords, laughing at their plight.


"...That gator has been sitting there for a while." Space Ghost remarked while munching on some McDonald's french fries, with both him and his villainous costars sitting within a McDonald's to look at the alligator.

"What do you want to do with it?" Zorak remarked as he was holding his yellow colored blaster.

Moltar flipped through the pages of his green book as he glanced at the alligator after looking at his half eaten Big Mac. "...let's just leave it. I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about us."

"Good thinking." Space Ghost remarked in agreement as he then began eating his chicken McNuggets.


"Isn't my dress just amazing?" The famed CIA agent Bill Wilson stated as he turned to Bane. "I got Smee and Pavelheer to tailor it for me."

"...yes... it looks extremely adorable." Bane stated nervously as he was getting feelings that he did not want to feel.