Another day, another chance to be gassy, that's what Princess Daisy lived by. She seemed to flip flop her personality in terms of her awe inspiring flatulence. Most days, she would be loud and proud, some other days she would be so embarrassed she would die. But today was like most days, as Daisy relished in the fact that she was extremely gassy, and took in in stride as she wore her yellow shirt and placed her tight orange shorts on her big butt, letting out a loud deep pitched poot that puffed them up as she giggled with glee.
"Aw yeah! I love the smell of daisies in the morning!" Daisy complimented her flatulence, which oddly enough did smell like daisies as she headed out of her summer house in Seaside Hill, jumping into her orange colored kart and zipping off to Waluigi's Taco Stand.
Waluigi was in the process of reopening his Taco Stand, just to see Daisy approaching. He sighed in annoyance for he could already hear and smell her otherworldly flatulence. "Oh great... Princess Fartstool is here to ruin my day yet again..." He shook his head as he stood in front of his taco stand, folding his lanky arms together as he waited for his impending doom.
"You got my usual order?" Daisy said with a smirk while continuing to rip, her shorts now having a brown stain on them.
Waluigi begrudgingly sighed while picking up several tacos. "...Yeah I am, let's get this over with..."
Yes it was another case of Daisy farting like the idiot she was.
"Are you ever going to stop?" Birdo groaned while fixing up her bow.
"Why would I? This is too fun!"
"I figured this was a bad idea..."
"No idea is ever good for me!"
Daisy was farting yet again and it was becoming annoying to the grunts who just wanted to get into the theater.
"Can't you learn to hold it in like the rest of us?" A Goomba complained.
"Why would I wanna do that?"
A red robed Shy Guy shook his head, flailing his arms. "Because what you're doing is not awesome!"
"Maybe to you but this makes my night!"
Daisy was letting loose a bunch of big farts that made her smell worse than the garbage dump.
"Ahh... now that's the stink I want!"
"I don't understand your kink for wanting to reek." Professor Elvin Gadd commented for he was there to collect trash to use for a new invention.
"Well when the whole world is shit you just have to adjust to it!"
"So drenching yourself in such an obnoxious odor is the key way to go?"
Daisy had her face cheeks puffed up for she was pooping her disgusting jeans that were all muddy from her sloppy sharts, with several characters watching this in the middle of the Mushroom City.
"How long could she go like this?" A Toad murmured in confusion.
Toadette touched her fingertips together due to getting turned on. "I don't know but it's doing something for me...!"
Dry Bowser had 1 of his bony hands resting on his skeletal face for the reptile was trying to sell pretzels nearby. "I don't know why I use this to my advantage."
"Because it brings good business!" Daisy suddenly burped for she had gas stored in her head in addition to her reeking rump.