"Last time, on a very special episode of Total Drama All-Stars," Chris announced "It was all about teamwork, or lack thereof. Harsh Cody.." He chuckled "Awesome, but harsh! Someone burned down Gwen's own diary, thinking that it might be Duncan, or even Jo! The challenge? An epic leechball battle brought out everyone's inner psycho, especially Jo's, which is why she got flushed. But, it was 4 unexpected acts of valor that inspired my brilliant switcheroo! Now Duncan Noah are heroes, Cody Dakota are villains, And I'M a genius!" He said
(Cut to Chris on the dock of shame. Chuckles, rubs his hands together smirking.)
"Oh, it's gonna get naaasty! Will the Villains crush the Heroes' winning streak? Find out now, on Total... Drama... All-Stars!" Chris announced
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind.
(The Camera zooms into Chris and Chef landing in a helicopter, to the top of the cliff, and into the lake. Bridgette was seen swimming with some fish as Dawn was meditating underwater. Cody was swimming too until a fishing line caught onto his shorts and pulled him up. It was revealed that Scott was the one who caught Cody in a canoe. Fang appeared out of the water on the other side of the canoe, jumping into it and launching Cody and Scott high into the air.)
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see. I wanna be famous
(Heather was in the forest glaring at a smirking Alejandro when she saw Cody falling from the sky and caught him. Cody smiled sheepishly while Heather rolled her eyes but smiled a bit. Scott just fell on the ground next to them.)
I wanna live close to the sun. Well pack your bags cause I've already won.
(Sam and Dakota were seen sitting in beach chairs smiling at each other. Lightning was seen kissing his biceps while Lindsay was also seen relaxing in a chair. When she saw the camera she smiled, the camera zooming into her shining teeth.)
Everything to prove nothing in my way. I'll get there one day. Cause I wanna be famous.
(The camera zooms out from a white glare in Courtney's binoculars to show that she was looking at Gwen and Duncan kissing under a tree and got so mad she broke the binoculars. Noah walked by in the background making a cuckoo gesture. Zoey, Mike, and Cameron were nearby talking. When Zoey and Cameron walked away, Mike's hair flicked down over his left eye and he chuckled evilly Duncan's the only one to see this and glares at him suspiciously.)
Na na na na na naaaa na na na na naaa na na na na na naaaaaa.
(Jo and Brick were racing to the beach. This time
Brick wins.)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!! wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(The camera pans to show everyone except Jo, Brick, Cameron, Sam, Lindsay, and Dawn standing on canoes or rafts with duoling sticks glaring at their opponent. The pairs were Lightning vs Mike, Scott vs Zoey, Alejandro vs Bridgette, Noah vs Cody, Heather vs Dakota, When it got to Gwen and Duncan vs Courtney, the top of Courtney's duoling stick was on fire as she smiled menacingly at her two opponents. Cut to Mike and Zoey at the camp fire sharing a kiss as the camera slowly zooms out to show everyone else sitting around whistling the end of the total drama theme song with a sign about them saying Total Drama All Stars)
It was raining outside. We cut to the Villain boy's cabin where Scott and Alejandro were seen asleep with a leaky ceiling. They're both awaken by the door opening. Because of the dark, all they can see is a giant figure with eyes which causes them to scream. The figure then walks into the cabin revealing itself to be Chef holding a garbage bag. He tossed the bag into the cabin, causing it to release a lot of dust and gruel.
Confessional: Scott
Scott was covered in gruel. "Like I've said I grew up on gruel back at home. This stuff is delicious. It's the sawdust that makes it so tasty." He said licking his finger.
End of confessional
Alejandro was spitting out the powdered gruel. "Disgusting!"
Cody was seen in the other bed also spitting out gruel. "Man, is this how it's always been losing?"
"Unfortunately yes. We must win the next challenge if we wish to get into the spa hotel." Alejandro said.
"I hope the girls aren't treated like this atleast." Cody said before hearing Dakota scream.
"Gross! What is this stuff." She was heard yelling.
"Nevermind."
Confessional: Dakota
She was covered in gruel. "I wish Chef would pass on the whole bed and breakfast thing and let us starve instead. It'd be more humane."
End of confessional
Dakota was coughing as a knock was heard at the door. When she opened it she saw Scott and Cody with buckets.
"Gruel clean-up patrol at your service." Scott said as he and Cody saluted. Scott picked some gruel off of Dakota's head and ate it, much to her disgust.
"I'm just here to actually help clean it up and not eat it." Cody said. "May I?"
"Help yourself." Dakota said.
Confessional: Cody
"I've seen Owen's eating habits before, so I'm not really fazed by Scott's. Anyway, now that I'm on the Villains, I'll need some allies along with little enemies. Heather and Gwen are my friends so I think I can stick with them. And Dakota is also new on this team, so I doubt she'd want to vote for me. Scott seems like a wildcard thus far, which just leaves Alejandro out of the loop. I doubt I'd have to worry about him though.
End of confessional
Heather walked over to Cody. "So, how's your first night in this cruddy old cabin?"
"Not as bad as three nights in this cruddy old cabin." Cody said back with a smirk.
"Oh you think you're funny huh?" Heather started pinching his ear.
"Okay okay I'm sorry!" Cody said, still smiling as Heather let go of his ear. Cody then noticed Gwen sitting on her bed looking at a note. "Everything okay Gwen?"
Gwen finally looked up. "Not really. Someone burned my diary yesterday and left this note." Gwen made sure the other's were distracted. Scott was busy picking the gruel off Dakota and eating it while Dakota just stood there wishing for someone to kill her.
Gwen then showed them the note. It read, "Dear Boyfriend Stealer, I hope this will teach you a lesson for stealing Duncan away from me you backstabbing b* ! And today you must say goodbye to your diary -Courtney".
Heather and Cody went wide eye. "Courtney burned it?" Heather asked.
"Doesn't surprise me. She'd do anything to make someone miserable." Cody said with narrow eyes.
"Actually, I don't think it was Courtney." Gwen told the two. "My diary was burned yesterday, and Courtney was already gone before then. I think someone is trying to frame her."
"Who?"
"I'm not sure, but don't tell anybody. I don't want anyone else getting suspicious."
"You got it Gwen." Cody said with another salute.
"You spent way too much time around that army guy." Heather said crossing her arms.
Within the spa hotel some giggles and whispers were heard as a recently woken up Duncan and Noah walk into a dark dining hall. The two looked around suspiciously until the lights suddenly came on. The dining hall was decorated with balloons and streamers. Zoey, Lindsay, Bridgette, Dawn, Brick, Sam, and Mike were standing in front of the two along with the butler who was holding a cake.
"Surprise! Welcome to the Heroes team Duncan and Noah!" The Heroes shouted to the two utterly shocked teens. Zoey and Lindsay placed party hats on Duncan ans Noah respectively while Dawn stuck a party blower in Duncan's mouth.
Confessional: Duncan and Noah
"Ugh, to all my peeps back home and in juvee, I am not a hero! It must be sime trap to gain my trust and then bam, they vote me off." Duncan ranted still wearing a party hat.
"Oh get a grip. I doubt a team dedicated to being "Heroic" would try and do something like that. They're all too nice to even know what manipulate mean." Noah said also wearing a party hat. "Frankly, I'm glad to be on the Heroes team. It gets me away from Alejandro and I'm with people who I can actually learn to tolerate. And spending a night away from the cabin was great. The hotel had actual beds."
"The hotel's great but I still can't get too comfortable. They all seem pretty tight and probably sees me as the least heroic and trust worthy person on the team. When the time comes, they'll vote me off in a second. Fat chance of that. But I can't let them know that I know, so yeah, I ate the cake," Duncan started to get emotional a little. "It was like eating the happiest day of my life."
End of confessional
Bridgette walked up to Duncan. "Gotta admit, never thought I'd see the day where Duncan is on a heroes team." She teased elbowing him.
"You and me both sister." He said.
"Going from villain to hero just proves how good of a person you can be if you try sir." Brick told him.
"All I did was save my girlfriend from getting a leech to the back. Anyone would have done the same."
"Maybe, but you still did an honorable thing, both of you did."
"Brick is right." Dawn said. "You both have earned your places on this team.
"Let's sing the Welcome Song by Celine Dion." Sam suggested as Duncan's eyes nearly jumped out of his face.
"NO!" Duncan shouted as all eyes landed on him. "I mean uh, no thanks I won't be necessary."
"Oh, is it because back in season one where you were-" Before Lindsay can finish, Duncan quickly covered her mouth.
"I'm just not a fan of sappy party music alright?" Duncan quickly said. Luckily for him, Noah changed the subject.
"By the way, when I woke up, I found this lying on one of the beds." Noah brought something out of his pocket. It was a broken game guy.
"My game guy! Noooooooo!" Sam screamed as he ran to Noah and swiped the broken game from him, accidentally knocking Noah on the ground. "It's in pieces! How did this happen?!
Mike looked on neevous.
Confessional: Mike
"Did I break his game guy?
Flashback to last night. Sam was seen asleep in bed when lightning flashed through the sky. After the last lightning flash, Mal was standing at his nightstand. He picked up the game guy and crushed it with his hands.
End of flashback
Mike inhaled deeply before the malevolent one came out ans started laughing evilly.
End of confessional
"It's okay Sam." Mike said trying to comfort him.
"I've had this thing for as long as I can remember. What am I going to do without my game?"
"Just picture them in your mind then." Noah said.
Sam looked up at all his teammates. Seeing them through his eyes, they looked like video games characters. Mike looked like Link from The Legends of Zelda, Dawn looked like Isabel from Animal Crossing, Lindsay looked like Princess Peach from Super Mario, Brick looked like Guile from Street Fighters, Duncan looked like Bowser from Super Mario, Bridgette looked like Samus (with no suit) from Metroid, Zoey looked like Black Widow from Marvel's Avengers, and Noah looked like Steve from Minecraft.
"Okay Steve. Ahaha." Sam said, much to the confusion of his teammates.
Confessional: Duncan and Sam
"Man I miss my pasty babe. Wonder how she's holding up on the Villains." Duncan said.
"I hear ya Bowser." Duncan looked at him confused, but Sam didn't notice. "I hope Dakota's doing okay on the Vultures. Scott better not try and convince them to boot her.
Confessional: Gwen
"This is the worst. I only came back onto this show to see Duncan and to make things right with Courtney. Now Duncan's on the other team, and my diary is a crisp. Having Cody on the team is just about the only think keeping me from losing it. And surprisingly, Heather's actually kinda tolerable now too. Guess Cody started rubbing off on her.
End of confessional
Chris's voice came onto the loudspeakers. "Okay, now that the weather's cleared up, get your waterlogged butts to the beach for today's beatdown! I mean... challenge!"
Cut to everyone arriving where Chris is waiting.
"Welcome contestants! Before we get started, let's welcome back last night's exile: Cameron!" Chris said pointing up as everyone looked up.
Up in the sky, Chef was flying a helicopter. Cameron was attached to a hook at the bottom of the helicopter. The hook then let go of Cameron.
"Waaaaaaaaaah!" He screamed before crashing next to Chris and groaning painfully.
"Okay, A) How are you still alive after a night on the island? And B) Why do you smell so rank?" Chris asked covering his nose.
"Simple. Between seasons, I read up on wilderness survival tips.
Cameron was dressed up as a fire hydrant walking behind a bear. The bear turned, but Cameron sat still. It did this a few more times before the bear shurgs and goes in front of Cameron to do his business.
"If you douse yourself with the, um, scent of the most vicious animal in the forest, then all the creatures will give you the utmost respect."
"Not all creatures." Duncan commented as the Heroes all covered their noses.
"Disgusting revelations aside, it's challenge time!" Chris said. "Chef didn't have time to cook team loser's breakfast this morning, because he was busy making these! Pancakes!" Chris gestured to the right, where two large stacks if giant pancakes were seen. "That's right, it's eating contest time! Each team member gets one minute to scarf up as much pancake-y goodness as they can. When a Hero's eating time is up, they hear this:" Angelic music was heard through one of the speakers. "And the Villains get this:" Vulture screeches were heard through the other speaker. "Then you just have to race through a nausea inducing obstacle course.
Sam gulped. "Obstacle course?"
"It's a nod to the mad skills course from last season - the toughest parts anyway." The camera follows along the course as Chris explains. "First, you've gotta get past the bouncy butts - they're a real pain! Then it's on to the retching rolling pin, and a swift kick from the grape crusher gets you back in line."
Scott didn't seem impressed. "Pfft! That won't be so hard."
"Really? Huh. I wasn't going to add this, but since Scott's not impressed, bring it in!" Chris called through a walkie talkie.
Chef was seen flying the helicopter that's holding a huge ride.
"Say hello to my metel friend!" Ched dropped the contraption. "I call it, the salad spinner! The perfect end to a barf tastic course."
Mike walked uo to Chris. "Uhh, how does it work?"
"Probably painfully. I don't know we didn't have time to test it."
"Nice going Scott!" Heather sneered at the non-guilty looking farm boy.
"Whatever. A little barf won't kill ya."
"Speaking of which, players have to make it through the course without regurgitating, to get back in line and stay in the games. But if you puke, your benched. Leaving the other players on the team to eat up without your help. Once you're team's pancake is toast, just to complete the obstacle course in one last time to win. Ready... set... scarf!" Chris blew the loud horn.
Lindsay quickly went to the pancakes. "I love pancakes!" She then started to scarf them down.
"We need a team leader. And I think it should be you." He said to Heather.
"Umm/whatever/yeah!" Dakota, Scott, and Cody all said respectively.
"Alright then. I'll go first so you can all see how to do this." Heather running up to the pancakes and began eating them. After a few bites, she noticed eyes peaking at her from inside the pancakes. Suddenly, two rats jumped out onto Heather's face. "Ahh! Get em off! Get em off!"
"Oh yeah. There might be some booby traps wnd feisty ingredients in those pain-cakes." Chris said laying in a pool chair.
Lindsay was still eating the pancakes when she came across something and held them. "Ooh, are these blueberries?" She then ate them.
"I never heard fish eyes being called that, but, sure." Chris said as the sound of barfing was heard off screen.
Lindsay is seen walking towards the bench. "And Lindsay is benched. Who's next?"
"I'm on it!" Cameron said going to the pancakes as his team cheered him on.
While Cameron was eating, Gwen heard coughing and looked to see Duncan trying to get her attention. He waved with a "Rock on" sign with his hand. She smiled a bit and did the same thing.
Confessional: Gwen
"Duncan always manages to cheer me up. I know I'm a goth, but I should really stop moping around.
End of confessional
Heather was still eating when the Villain's signal was heard.
"Eatin' time's over for Heather, now it's beatin' time!"
Heather went for the bouncy butts and started going through them.
"Ooh! Very nice moves from Heather!" Heather's now on the rolling pins. "And she continues to impress us on the rolling pins!"
Heather then stood under the giant boot that kicked her.
"Waaaaaaaah!" She screamed before falling into the salad spinner. The cubby intern at the controls turned it on. Heather was seen inside trying to keep her lunch in. When the salad spinner turned off, Heather fell out of it with a thud.
"So that's how it works." Chris said to himself watching.
Heather looked ready to puke, which caused the Villains to grow worried. Luckily, Heather managed to swallow her barf.
"It tasted so nice, she ate it twice." Chris laughed.
Confessional: Heather
"Chris will pay for laughing at me!" Heather said before hearing Chris from the megaphone
"I sincerely doubt that, Old Heather! Hahahaha!"
End of confessional
Gwen looked over to see Scott hunched over holding his stomach.
"Scott, are you okay?"
"Argh! The gruel's given me lead gut. I forgot that's what you get when you eat too much of the good stuff."
Heather then walked over. "Stop complaining and get to chowing! Now!"
Scott got back up with a smile and started walking. "Well when you put it that way."
The rest of the Villains looked at Heather. "What? I heard him talking about how he like to be told what to do and played it to our advantage."
Scott and Cameron were both eating when suddenly a raccoon popped out of the Heroes' pancakes and junped on Cameron.
"The Villains may have the lead but Cameron's got the most game." Chris said.
The raccoon then caught a whiff of Cameron's stentch and ran off to puke. Soon the Heroes signal went off.
"Run Cam!" Mike yelled.
"You can do it soldier!" Brick yelled also.
Cameron was running to the bouncy butts. "My weight divided by the perfect angle times fear of failure... here goes." Cameron made a leap for the first bouncy butt, but fell just short, literally.
Scott was still eating the pancakes. Ohh, I'm stuffed like a Thanksgiving pigeon." The Villain's signal went off.
"Run Scott! Run like your life depends on it, which it does!" Alejandro yelled.
"Can I go next?" Gwen asked.
"Be my guess." Said Heather.
"Ohhhh." Cameron groaned walking up to the grape crusher that soon sent him flying, flying right over the salad spinner and into a tree. The branch he fell on then broke, causing him to fall on more branches all the way down the tree near Lindsay.
"Are you okay Cameron?" She got a painful groan in response.
Chris was laughing. "Next!"
"But he didn't do the spinner!" Heather shouted.
"I'll allow it. His pain was our gain. Which team will finish their barf-tastic breakfast first? Find out after the break."
(After the break)
Scott was seen stuck in one of the bouncy butts.
"We're back, and the Vultures are in the lead, but for how long?" Chris narrated.
"One side I'll go next." Duncan said going to the pancakes and eating them.
Scott then walked to a rolling pin, but him and his bloated gut broke the pin.
"You break it you buy it Scott!"
Scott groaned as he made it across and walked to the grape crusher. " Ate too much gruel and pancake. Stomach feels like a weighs a ton." The boot tried to kick Scott, but it only moved him about a foot. "A little help here."
Chris tossed away the remote he was using and got another remote with a skull button and pressed it. The boot reeled all the way back and got a literal rocket boost before sending Scott into the salad spinner. Once finished, Scott fell out on his back.
"And Scott is safe to eat again!"
Mike and Bridgette were cheering on Duncan as he was eating. "This is easy." He dug his face into the pancakes, but then got his lips caught in a mouse trap.
"You were saying?" Chris taunted. The Heroes signal went off as Duncan pulled the trap off his lips and ran off. Gwen waa eating the pancakes as the Villain's signal went off. Then two crabs popped out and jumped on Gwen as she ran off.
"Why must you stuff innocent animals into the pancakes for your enjoyment?" Dawn asked Chris miffed.
"Like you just said, for my enjoyment." He answered before pointing at a chart. "Anyway, the Villains are 2/3 done, but the Heroes need to up their appetite big time."
Duncan was seen struggling on the bouncy butts. He then slipped off. "Ugh, you'll have to do better than that Chris!" Duncan yelled before being crushed by the bouncy butt.
Gwen then got to the bouncy butts and started bouncing across trying to hold her breakfast in. When she got to the end she was still having trouble. Duncan then walked up to her.
"Woah babe you don't look so good." Duncan said, unaware of his swollen lips. Gwen got up and pointed to them. Duncan them felt them. "Yeoooww!"
Confessional: Duncan
"I'm not one to care about my looks, but man, check out my lips. It's like two worms having a street fight down there."
End of confessional
Now both Duncan and Gwen are on the rolling pins.
"Hero Duncan is just ahead and Villain Gwen's head is turning a new shade of Green." Chris said as Gwen's face did turn green.
"Gwen, are you okay?" Duncan asked. "Come on you can do it!"
She couldn't do it.
"Blaaaaaaaah!" Gwen rocket vomited on Duncan before slipping off.
"Arg, sick!" Duncan said making it to the other side.
"Oh! And Gwen gives the hurl od shame new meaning! Hit the bench." Gwen went to sit on the bench holding a bucket. She puked into it as Lindsay rubbed her back.
"And Duncan's at the salad spinner!" Chris said as it was spinning. When it stopped, Duncan fell out giving a thumbs up. "Heroes need another eater!"
"I'm on it!" Mike said eating the pancakes.
Confessional: Mike
"Even if I could acces ls my alternate personalities, they wouldn't be much help. Vito's a total carnivore, Svetlana only eats veggies, Manitoba hates carbs, and Chester would just complained there's too much syrup.
End of confessional
For the Villains, Dakota was seen eating.
Confessional: Dakota
"If I wanna fit in and not be targeted, I gotta step up here.
End of confessional
While Dakota was eating, a bunch of green jelly shot out onto her.
"Ewwwe! Gross!" She screeched, but decided to deal with it later and continued eating.
"Wouldn't Dakota normally freak out getting covered in stuff?" Cameron asked.
"Dakota's gotten a lot tougher since then." Sam said.
The Heroes signal went off as Mike stood up. He looked down to see two sticks of dynamite sticking out of the pancakes. When they went off, the explosion sent Mike flying.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" He crashed right into the salad spinner. When it was down, he fell out right next to the controls. He deeply inhaled and Mal came out.
"Can't resist a little chaos." He pulled a lever on the controls before laughing evilly. He gasped again returning back to Mike who was still laughing.
"Why am I laughing when I feel like barfing?" Some screaming was heard as Dakota flew into the spinner.
"And Dakota makes it to the spinner!"
The spinner started up, but was going too fast.
"Whoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa! Is this normal?!" Dakota panicked before a barfing sound was heard, followed by Dakota flying out of the spinner.
"Dakota!" Sam panicked as Chris was just laughing.
Confessional: Dakota
Dakota was in a fetal position with her hair looking like she just got out of bed. "Seen future. Must... stop... eating... cake."
End of confessional
"I'll go next!" Alejandro said going to the pancakes.
"My turn!" Bridgette said eating the pancakes.
"I look forward to seeing your defeat. Unlike season three, this one will be on purpose." Alejandro taunted.
"Purpose or not, you're still going down!" Bridgette said as she continued to eat.
"Go Bridgette! You can do it!" Duncan cheered before realizing that Mike and Dawn were right behind him. "I mean whatever cause, I don't care."
"It's okay to be a team player Duncan." Mike said as Duncan stared at him. "What?"
"Just something about your voice, it seems familiar." Dawn rasies an eyebrow at this.
Confessional: Dawn
"I feel some dark aura surfacing within Mike, and it keeps getting stronger by the day. Maybe Duncan knows what it is. If he can remember."
End of confessional
As Bridgette was eating, she tasted something funny in hee mouth. She pulled out whatever it was. And it was some ham. "Ham?! I... just ate..." Bridgette didn't get to finish her sentence as she started puking her guts out.
"Ooh, now we know what happens when vegan meets meat." Chris said.
Dawn growled and started walking towards Chris when Noah and Cameron started holding her back.
"Easy there tiger. Finish challenge first, chrush Chrus later." Noah said going to the pancakes and began eating.
Confessional: Noah
"Thanks to Owen dragging me to a lot of food places, I've developed a decently fast metabolism. Hopefully it helps me in this challenge."
End of confessional
Alejandro had already reached the spinner and started spinning. When finished, he fell out and held it down.
"Alejandro's safe to eat again! We need another Villain."
"I've got this!" Cody said as he started eating. Thr Villain's signal went off as Noah made a dash to the bouncy butts.
"Okay, gotta time this right. And... now!" He jumped onto the butt and it bounced him to the next, and the next, when he got to the last, it bounced him way higher thanks to his light weight and sent him straight into the spinner. He got in, span, got out, and held his puke.
"Noah makes it through! Heroes?"
"I'll go." Brick said eating. When the Villains signal went off, Cody went for the bouncy butts. After making it across, we went for the rolling pins. He lost his balance however and fell into the pin hanging on to it as it kept spinning. After a few seconds, he fell off of it and threw up.
"That's another player out for the Villains. But they still hold a healthy lead."
"Enjoy the loser cabin tonight." Alejandro taunted to the Heroes.
"Oh, it's not breakfast time anymore Alejandro. It's DINNER TIME!" Sam yelled running over Brick. "Brick, tag me in!"
"Sir yes sir!" Brick tagged in Sam.
Heather paused in mid bite. "Hey! They can't do that!"
"They can if one of the Villains tags out too." Chris said. Heather crushed one of the pancake pieces. Alejandro walked up to her.
"Tag me in, Captain. Do it!" He insisted.
"Fine, if I have to." Heather caved and tagged Alejandro.
"You can do it Samuelsan. One does not play the game. One let's the game play him! Waaaah!" Sam began wolfing down the pancakes.
Confessional: Dakota
"When Sam's determined, he can be a real powerhouse. Isn't he amazing?"
End of confessional
Sam was still eating while throwing away any and all traps in his way.
"The Heroes have stormed through people! It's neck and neck!"
When Sam bit into his pancakes, he released a swarm of angry bees. "Ahhhh!"
"Hahaha! Can you bee-lieve that got him? Hahaha, ouch!" Chris was suddenly hit in the back of the head with stick. He looked back to see Dawm whistling innocently.
Confessional: Dawn
"I don't normally resort to any form of violence, but Chris really pushes me over my limits.
End of confessional
Alejandro was still eating when a bunch of fire ants started crawling up his arm. "Ahhhhhhh! Fire ants!"
"Come on man/Don't you dare lose this!" Scott and Heather yelled respectively.
Sam takes the last bite of the pancakes as his face is swollen with bee stings.
"Sam finishes his pancakes first!"
"I... I dood it wif my mouth." Sam mumbled.
"Sam the obstacle course!" Cameron yelled off screen.
"What? Who?" Sam got up and trauted off. Alejandro was still eating.
"Come one Ale-whatever!" Scott shouted off screen.
"Don't bother. Obviously he can't do it! Maybe Jose would have done better." Heather said. Alejandro narrowed his eyes and ate a lot faster, exactly what Heather wanted.
Confessional: Heather
"Comparing him to his brother was a perfect way to motivate him to push his limits.
End of confessional
"Al's finished the Villain's pancakes. The race to finish is on!"
Sam was struggling on the rolling pins. "Need power up."
The Hawks still in the challenge were trying to cheer Sam on. Alejandro was catching up.
"I'm coming for you game-child!" Alejandro taunted flipping over Sam before running off snickering.
Sam narrowed his eyes. "It's not game-child. It's game-man!" Sam shouted getting that extra power boost he needed. He sped through the rolling pins and grabbed onto Alejandro's back as the grape crusher sent the both of them into the salad spinner that soon started spinning. When it stopped, the door opened. Everyone watched in anticipation to see who will fall out first. Sam was heard groaning as he crawlee his way to the exit. The Hawks started cheering. When Sam fell out, Alejandro caught onto his underwear before he can reach the ground.
"Not so fast!" Heather and Scott cheered. "Losing stings." Alejandro said laughing before a bee stung him on the cheek. "Ahhhh! My sexy cheek!" Alejandro yelled letting go of Sam as he fell on the ground.
Sam sat up. He looked like he was about to barf, but he let out a monsterous 10 second belch instead.
"And the Heroes win once again!" Chris said as the Heroes cheered.
Confessional: Sam
"Chalk one up for the game guy. Sure it wasn't easy but, me and old iron tummy didn't get banned from all the Barney Buffets in the Dry County area for nothing."
End of confessional
Heather and Scott were standing next to a groaning Alejandro still laying at the edge of the spinner. Heather just sighed and shook her head.
"Way to lose, Al." Scott said.
Cut to the elimination ceremony where the Villains were seated at the stumps.
"If not for me, we would have lost by a much more dishonorable amount." Alejandro said.
"But we did still lose, right?" Heather retorted.
"Then tonight I suppose I'll be forced to bid you farewell."
"I guess neither if us'll be in the loser cabin tonight! Flush!" Sam taunted, still covered in bee stings.
"Listen up campers." Chris said getting their attention. "Cause I have a shocking announcement to make. After reviewing the footage of today's challenge and laughing a lot, turns out the Heroes didn't, in fact, complete the challenge." Chris said as everyone gasped.
"But Sam finished the pancake wnd obstacle course first!" Mike reminded.
"Sam, will you stand up and turn out your pockets, please?" Chris said. Sam did as told and when he did, two pieces of pancakes fell out of his pockets. The Heroes gasped.
"I just saved a tiny bit in case I had to go to go to Bony Island. After seeing what the others went through I didn't wanna go if I didn't have at least a little something to eat. I'm sorry." Sam admitted in shame.
"Heroes forfit, meaning the Villains FINALLY win their very first challenge, and a night in the spa hotel!" Chris said as the Villains cheered.
"Finally! Away from that stupid loser cabin!" Heather cheered.
"Nooooo!" Noah yelled running to Chris ans grabbing his shirt. "Put me back on the Villains! Anything to spend a night away from the cabin!"
"Sorry Noah, no dice " Chris smiled pushing Noah off, but he still held onto his shoes. "Please! You've looked the other way before! I can't take another night!" Noah begged.
"Duncan, little help here." Chris said. Duncan walked up to them and slung Noah over his shoulder before walking off.
Confessional: Duncan and Noah
"And you told me to get a grip?" Duncan questioned.
"Okay, maybe I overreacted a little. But can you blame me? After so many nights we're back in the stupid cabin! It's official, life hates me!"
"To switch over to the former undefeated team to still lose by a forfit? It does sting man."
End of confessional
"Time to vote someone out Heroes."
The screen splits to show all the Heroes in the confessional voting someone, with Noah having a sour face.
Now the Heroes are all on the stumps, with Lindsay patting Noah's back trying to make him feel better, despite her not having a marshmallow, along with Sam.
"We're down to our last two contestants. Who will get the final marshmallow? Will it be... Sam the pancake hoarder? Or Lindsay the pancakes hurler? The last marshmallow goes tooooo...
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... Lindsay!" Chris tossed the marshmallow to Lindsay. "Guess who didn't need a Bony Island contingency plan? Sam, you're done!"
"Aw man. Sorry I blew it guys." Sam apologized.
"Semper Fi!" Brick saluted.
"Before I forget, which winner is gonna be a loser tonight on the island?"
"Alejandro." The Villains except the mentioned said at once. Alejandro scowled, but didn't protest since he was out numbered.
Confessional: Scott
"Normal I would have volenteered, but a night in that spa hotel is something I couldn't miss out on the first chance."
End of confessional
Dakota were seeing Sam off as he floated in the flush of shame.
"I'll miss you Sam. I'll do my best to win for you." Dakota said leaning over the giant toilet seat.
"I'll miss you too Dakota. How about a quick kiss?" The two leaned in for a kiss, but Chris being a dick flushed Sam down before they got the chance.
"Psych!" Th4 toilet then made a weird sound.
"Uh, guys? A bit stuck in here!"
"I thought you were going to fix that water pressure problem?" Chris said to Chef, who picked up a giant plunger and walked to the toilet. "The Villains finally win! But can they do it again?" Plunging noises were heard heard in the background. "Can you stop that for just one second?" Chris said to Chef as he stopped while Dakota watched in sadness. Chris continued. "Find out next time on Total... Drama... All Stars!" The toilet finally flushed as Sam's screams were heard
Bonus scene
Sam was seen falling out of a pipe into a sewer. He saw two turtles that turned into pixels.
"Woah, awesome!" Now with video games graphics, Sam had jumped on a turtle that sent it crashing into the other turtle, sending them both away as Sam jumped into a pipe and went down it.
Alright I'm done with that one. I couldn't give all the Heroes time to eat since they greatly outnumbered the Villains. Making the Heroes look like video game characters was fun. And that little Noah bit at the end, that was just for my enjoyment.