Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars; after swapping teams; Cody, Dakota, Duncan Noah were all stuck living with the enemy (Chuckles). But, while Dakota was given the cold shoulder by every villain, and Cody getting a warm welcome from Gwen Heather, Duncan Noah got a hero's welcome so warm, it made them question their own bad boy-hood and sarcastic attitude. Gwen started to think that Courtney burned her diary by a fake note, despite being eliminated. At challenge time, giant pancakes were gobbled down, and in a few cases, thrown right back up thanks to a barf-tacular obstacle course, (Laughs) way to re-swallow, bro. The heroes finished first but, an uneaten chunk of cake in Sam's pockets sent the heroes to loserville! And Sam took a particularly awkward flush o'shame. "(Back to reality, Chris is standing on top of the toilet) "Only 15 players remain, which one of them is gonna take a circle-y swim in the big porcelain bowl? Will the villains FINALLY score themselves a victory? Find out right here, right now, on Total! Drama! All-Stars!"
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind.
(The Camera zooms into Chris and Chef landing in a helicopter, to the top of the cliff, and into the lake. Bridgette was seen swimming with some fish as Dawn was meditating underwater. Cody was swimming too until a fishing line caught onto his shorts and pulled him up. It was revealed that Scott was the one who caught Cody in a canoe. Fang appeared out of the water on the other side of the canoe, jumping into it and launching Cody and Scott high into the air.)
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see. I wanna be famous
(Heather was in the forest glaring at a smirking Alejandro when she saw Cody falling from the sky and caught him. Cody smiled sheepishly while Heather rolled her eyes but smiled a bit. Scott just fell on the ground next to them.)
I wanna live close to the sun. Well pack your bags cause I've already won.
(Sam and Dakota were seen sitting in beach chairs smiling at each other. Lightning was seen kissing his biceps while Lindsay was also seen relaxing in a chair. When she saw the camera she smiled, the camera zooming into her shining teeth.)
Everything to prove nothing in my way. I'll get there one day. Cause I wanna be famous.
(The camera zooms out from a white glare in Courtney's binoculars to show that she was looking at Gwen and Duncan kissing under a tree and got so mad she broke the binoculars. Noah walked by in the background making a cuckoo gesture. Zoey, Mike, and Cameron were nearby talking. When Zoey and Cameron walked away, Mike's hair flicked down over his left eye and he chuckled evilly Duncan's the only one to see this and glares at him suspiciously.)
Na na na na na naaaa na na na na naaa na na na na na naaaaaa.
(Jo and Brick were racing to the beach. This time
Brick wins.)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!! wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(The camera pans to show everyone except Jo, Brick, Cameron, Sam, Lindsay, and Dawn standing on canoes or rafts with duoling sticks glaring at their opponent. The pairs were Lightning vs Mike, Scott vs Zoey, Alejandro vs Bridgette, Noah vs Cody, Heather vs Dakota, When it got to Gwen and Duncan vs Courtney, the top of Courtney's duoling stick was on fire as she smiled menacingly at her two opponents. Cut to Mike and Zoey at the camp fire sharing a kiss as the camera slowly zooms out to show everyone else sitting around whistling the end of the total drama theme song with a sign about them saying Total Drama All Stars)
The episode opens up to Duncan dropping his bowl of gruel and coughing it up as he was on the porch of the loser cabin with Cameron, Noah, Lindsay, Dawn, and Zoey.
"This slop tastes like dirt gravy." Cameron mused as he walked down the steps. "Which technically would be mud but- woah! Oof! Cameron suddenly fell on the ground into his bowl of slop.
"Wow Cam you okay?" Mike's voice was heard as he helped Cameron up, leaving his glasses in the bowl. Mike picked the glasses up. "Here you go buddy." He put them on Cameron's face, but they broke off.
"Oh boy." Cameron picked up his broken glasses as Zoey and Dawn each watched this with shock and suspension showed on their faces respectively.
Confessional: Zoey
"I can't believe what I just saw. Or have just seen. No, saw. Either way, I can't believe it."
Flashback
Zoey looked by the steps where Cameron fell and saw an arm grab his leg, causing him to fall. A second later Mike pops out from under the steps inhaling deeply.
End of Flashback
"Why would Mike do that to Cameron? They're friends! Did Mike break Sam's game guy too? But why?"
Confessional: Dawn
"I've been getting a bad feeling about Mike. First he can access his personalities, which I can't even detect. And now I'm starting to see a dark aura growing within him. I must keep a close eye on him to see what's going on.
End of confessional
When Dawn walks out of the confessional, she runs into Cody who was walking nearby.
"Oh, greetings Cody. Shouldn't you be in the hotel?"
"Hey Dawn, I just wanted to get some fresh air is all." Cody responded.
"How's life on the Vultures?"
"Meh, could be worse. At least I've got Heather and Gwen with me. How are Duncan and Noah on the Hawks?"
"Apart from being stuck with the loser cabin, Noah is doing quite fine. Duncan however seems to be having a little trouble fitting in. He's just not use to giving and receiving a lot of kindness." Dawn told the geek.
"That's Duncan for you. You get use to it. Anyway, I'm gonna go head back. See you later Dawn." Cody said as the two bid farewell.
Back at the loser cabin now with the rest of the Heroes now there, Cameron was trying to fix his glasses.
"Here Cameron, I found some Elmer's glue. Maybe it'll help." Lindsay offered trying to squeeze the glue out of the bottle. "It won't come out.
"Allow me ma'am." Brick said taking the bottle and started squeezing it. On the last squeeze the bottle exploded and the Hawks were all now covered in glue.
The cap of the bottle landed in Duncan's head. He picked it off and looked at it. "The cap wasn't even open." He deadpanned.
"...Oops." Brick said.
Inside the spa hotel, all the Villains except Dakota Alejandro, who's on exile were enjoying dinner.
"Oh I am digging this." Scott said. "I can't wait to be a millionaire. I tested the beds here and you know what they have? A pillow! Full of feathers! Back on the farm it's just sacks filled with small animals. You know what it's like to have your pillow bite your ear?"
"Umm, I'd rather not." Gwen said.
"Anyway, I'm going outside for some fresh air." Scott said heading out.
While Gwen was eating, she noticed Heather spaced out. "Heather? You okay?"
Heather snapped out of her thoughts. "Huh? Uh, yeah. Perfectly fine."
Confessional: Heather
"Fine, I was thinking about Alejandro. He's on Bony Island and has possibly found the immunity idol. If he does, then my whole game can literally come crashing down. Hopefully he doesn't find it.
End of confessional
Dakota was outside on the hotel porch with a sad expression.
"Dakota? Are you okay?" Dakota turned around to see Bridgette standing behind her looking concerned.
"Oh, hey Bridgette. What are you doing here?" She asked.
"I was walking by when I saw you looking down. It's about Sam isn't it?" Bridgette asked walking up to her.
"Yeah, I know he only just left, but I still miss him." Dakota said.
Bridgette bit her lip. "I'm sorry that we voted him off. He just caused us the win and-"
"No no, I get it it's fine. I just still miss him is all."
"I know how you feel. I miss my boyfriend Geoff too." Bridgette told Dakota.
Dakota looked at her. "But you're still better composed than I am."
"That's because even though I miss him. I know that he's out there rooting for me. He wouldn't want me to become all sad a lose. And Sam wouldn't want that for you either. Show him that you've got what it takes to keep going even without him." The surfer told Dakota. Dakota took a moment to ler Bridgette's words sink in.
"You're right. Sam wouldn't want me to just give up. I gotta keep going, for him. Thanks Bridgette! I really needed that!" Dakota said hugging the surfer.
She hugged back. "Anytime Dakota."
Confessional: Dakota
"I'm still not too sure how well I'll do, but I'll do my best to get as far as I get. Not just for me, but for Sam too.
Confessional: Bridgette
"I know we're on opposite teams, but that doesn't mean I couldn't help. There's no reason not to be civil outside the game.
End of confessional
Scott was seen sitting on the steps drawing in the dirt with a stick. When he was done, it was revealed that he drew a picture of Courtney.
Confessional: Scott
"I made that little drawing for Courtney to impress her. Assuming she's not angry enough not to watch the season where she got voted off first."
End of confessional
When Gwen walked outside, she saw the picture Scott drew in the dirt. "Uh, Scott? Why did you draw Courtney in the dirt?"
"I might've got a sudden crush on her " He admitted, surprising Gwen.
"A crush? Yeah right you've only known her for one episode. And you two never even spoke to each other."
"What can I say? I'm a complicated man."
"You got that right." Gwen muttered.
"Evening campers, gather 'round the starting line for a big announcement." Chrs said through the loudspeakers as the campers all stood with their team at the starting line. Helicopter sounds was heard as everyone looked up to see Chef flying a helicopter carrying Alejandro as it dropped him. He nimbly did a tumble as he stood up gracefully.
"Show off." Heather mumbled loud enough for Alejandro to hear.
He sighed before walking off. "Typical Heather."
Confessional: Heather
"Typical Heather? That's what he calls a comeback? It's like he's not even trying. It's like he's lost interest in me. No one's EVER lost interest in me!"
Confessional: Alejandro
"To get the upper hand, I need to throw Heather off her game, and so far, so bueno. Muy bueno."
End of confessionals
Chris walked up to the campers in a safari hat. "Good news you guys, as a special treat, it's time for an extremely dangerous nighttime challenge!"
"How is this good news?" Gwen questioned.
Y-yes, I second that!" Brick said in fear of another night challenge.
"Entertainment value, hello!" Chris answered before continuing. "This one is gonna be ratings gold!" Chef wheeled in a tv monitor showing the island from a bird's eye view. "In a nod to season four's buried treasure fiasco, your challenge is to race to the far end of the island. First team to get every member across the finish line wins, and someone from the losing team will be taking the big flush." Chris explained.
"Sounds easy enough." Duncan scoffed.
"It does doesn't it? But tonight's full moon is an extremely rare Blue harvest Moon, and let's just say it has an unusual effect on the island's animals." Chris said chuckling.
"What kind of effect?" Dawn questioned looking concerned.
"You'll see. Villainous Vultures, you won the last challenge, so you get this map with the fastest route across the island. Heroic Hawks, you get to where nifty bacon hats and sausage tails, which should be fun when you come face to fang with the island's friendly creatures. And by friendly I mean hungry." Chris laughed as Chef put meat hats and tails on all the Heroes. Dawn looked very upset with this while Bridgette looked ready to faint.
Mike whispered to Cameron. "If the Villains have a map of the quickest route..."
"We should follow them. Great idea Mike!" Cameron agreed. When Mike walked away, Zoey whispered something into Cameron's ear. "He did what?!" Cameron exclaimed as he looked at Mike.
Heather held the map. "This will be a piece of cake.
"On your marks... get set..." Chris blew the blowhorn as the teams races off.
The teams were now in the forest.
"Mike, why'd you break my glasses?" Cameron asked as he ran along side Mike.
"What? I didn't! Who told you that?" Mike asked.
"Zoey made me promise not to say she saw you do it." Cameron answered before realizing what he just did. "Oops! Sorry Zoey." He said to Zoey who was right behind them.
"Seriously?! Aw, man. I don't know what's been up with me lately. I haven't been able to summon my other personalities for days. And now I think I might be sleepwalking and breaking things and... I'm so sorry Cam." Mike apologized.
"It's okay Mike, I forgive you. And I promise I'll help you figure it out. Whatever it is. ARGH!" Cameron promise before slamming face first into a tree without Mike noticing.
"You're a great friend Cam." Mike said before realizing Cameron wasn't there. "Uh, Cam?"
Cameron was still face planted into a tree, when Lindsay ran by and grabbed him while still running.
"Don't worry Cameron. I'll be your eyes for the challenge!" Lindsay happily said.
"Really?"
"Sure, I won't let you down." Lindsay said before looking at the sky. "Hey guys, look!" Lindsay pointed up, accidentally dropping Cameron.
Everyone looked up at the moon before it suddenly turned blue.
"What in the world?" Zoey mused.
"Blue moonlight? Extraordinary!" Cameron said.
"Beautiful!" Bridgette said.
A bear was seen pinning a squirrel to a tree. When the moonlight hit them, the squirrel growled before jumping up and attacking the bear.
A ferocious looking bird was seen flying straight through the doors of the spa hotel.
A group of rabbits were growling under the moon.
When the moonlight it Mike, he inhaled and his hair flopped down over his eye, turning into Mal. "A Blue harvest Moon... how fortuitous."
Confessional: Mal
"Seems that this Blue harvest Moon has brought me back. Now that I'm in control, I'll torment these peons a little. But first, I have to sound like Mike." He cleared his throat before flopping his hair up and started talking in Mike's voice. "Hi! I'm a bug-eyed weirdo and everybody loves me!" He laughed evilly. "Perfect!"
End of confessional
"What was that Mike?" Zoey asked from behind him.
Mal coughed before flipping his hair up and turning to Zoey. "Uh, you know, sweet moon." He said, causing Zoey to smile. Dawn looked at the two with fearful eyes.
Confessional: Dawn
"Once the moon turned blue, I sensed a completely different aura within Mike. A dark and pitch black one."
End of confessional
With the Villains, an alligator stood in front of them wagging its tail like and obedient dog.
"Uh, since when do gators do that?!" Dakota asked.
"This moon is like no other." Alejandro said walking behind the gator. "It must be causing the animals to become their opposites."
Heather's face was in the map, when she took it away, her eyes were big and filled with joy. "Wow Alejandro, you're so smart!" She said sweetly.
Alejandro turned around looking very confused. "Excuse me?!"
Heather was now hugging the alligator. "Who's a little boojee boojee boo? You are. Yes you are!" The other Villains looked absolutely terrified and befuddled in every shape, way and form. Alejandro shuddered.
Confessional: Alejandro
"I've never seen Heather be so sweet and kind... and it is terrifying!
Confessional: Cody
"There are things in life I thought I'd never see: A dolphin driving a food truck, an alien me, mutant animals, and a gator that acts like a dog I've come to except. But Heather acting sweeter than a bucket of candy, OUR Heather, nothing I know makes sense anymore!"
End of confessional
Three vicious birds were flying towards Lindsay and Cameron.
"Don't worry Cameron, I'll fend them off!" Lindsay said before the three birds surrounded her. "Let me rephrase that, RUN!" She and Cameron ran away from the birds.
A group of bunnies were growling at Scott, Cody, Gwen, and Dakota as the two girls ran off, but Scottans Cody stayed put.
"C'mon Cody we're men. We're not going to be taken down by a gang of bunnies." Scott claimed, which Cody agreed.
"You're right. They don't even look that scary." Cody said before the bunnies started pouncing on them as the camera showed the view of the moon with Scott ans Cody's voices still being heard. "Aggggghhhhhh! Help! We're being taken down by a gang of bunnies!"
"And they're scary!"
Confessional: Scott
"I wasn't scared of those bunnies. I was surprised. Totally different." Scott claimed before a low growl was heard outside as Scott gave off a high pitched shriek before looking at the camera and giving a more masculine scream.
End of confessional
"Uh ok!" Zoey said backing away from an angry duck.
A bird dive-bombed with maximum efficiency towards Duncan who ducked. "Woah! That's it I'm out!" He said running off.
"Okay Bridgette, relax. It's just some normally cute and harmless animals that have turned into vicious killing machines." Bridgette told herself. When a bunny came up to her and roared like a dinosaur, she took off screaming into the woods.
"Bridgette, wait!" Dawn yelled trying to run after her.
While everyone was distracted, Mal went up to Brick. "Hey Brick, we should go and make sure that there's no danger up ahead."
"But what about the others?" Brick asked. "Duncan and Bridgette both ran off and we can't just leave the rest of the team. Never leave a man behind!"
Mal had to fight the urge to roll his eyes. "Don't worry, Duncan and Bridgette are both tough. And by checking to see what's ahead, we can keep the rest of the team safe."
"Well, I guess that makes since." Brick agreed reluctantly.
"Good." Mal picked up a stick. "Hold the end of this stick so we don't get separated." When Mal ran off with Brick, Brick's bacon hat came off. Three birds went up to it, but flew away when a duck woddled up and took the hat.
The animals around the team finally went away.
"Few. Is everybody okay?" Zoey asked, but noticed that only Lindsay, Cameron, and Noah were there. "Wait, where is everyone?"
"Great, looks like we all got separated." Noah said. "Now what?"
"Now, we keep going forward. We've gotta run into everyone eventually." Zoey said.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Scott yelled as the gang of bunnies were still chasing him.
"Hurry, there's no time to waste!" Alejandro yelled as he, Gwen, Cody, and Dakota ran ahead.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Scott yelled running back as the bunnies started biting his butt.
"Hurry up Heather, you have the map!" Alejandro yelled to Heather who was still hugging the gator.
"Yaaay! Running!" She yelled getting up as the gator waved. She caught up to her team while holding the map. "Good work guys! We're half way to the finish line! Yippee! This is fun!" She cheered leaping forward.
"Okay this is sufficiently weird." Gwen said as Cody ran beside her.
"Your telling me." Cody agreed. "Heather's friendly enough towards me, but never this sickeningly sweet and nice. It's scary! Why is she even being affected by the moon?"
"Maybe she's part wolf?" Gwen joked.
"Nah, the doctors cleared that up." Cody joked back as the two laughed.
Confessional: Gwen
"It's nice to talk to Cody without him trying to act like a ladies man. He's pretty funny when he's not trying to be Mr. Casanova."
End of confessional
Brick and Mal were still running through the woods.
"I gotta say, despite it being at night, it's actually so bad with the bright blue moonlight." Brick said. "Apart from making the animals their opposites, it's kind of nice don't you think soldier?"
"Very nice indeed." Mal said with an uninterested look before suddenly stopping and letting go of the stick, leaving Brick to trip over a rock and tumble all the way down a hill.
"Ugh, lost my footing there." Brick said getting up. "Where are you Mike? Mike?" Brick called out, but no answer. "Okay Brick, be brave. You've got nothing to fear!" Suddenly a bunny hopped out of the bushed and roared at Brick, causing him to wet his pants. Chris was seen watching from the monitors.
"Hahahaha! Who will make it to the other side of the island and who's about to become a serving of teen cuisine? Stay tuned to find out, right here on Total... Drama... All Stars!"
After commercial break
Zoey, Noah, Lindsay, and Cameron were all running though the woods trying to find the ither side of the island. Lindsay was holding Cameron's hand to make sure he doesn't bump into anything. But his lack of stamina was the main issue at hand.
"Too... tired. Need... rest!" He wheezed. He and Lindsay stopped running as Lindsay looked around.
"Hmm, ooh I have an idea!" She gathered some vines and tied them around Cameron and on her back. Now she was carrying Cameron like a backpack.
"Woah! What are you doing?" He asked.
"Protecting you so you don't get hurt by those mean animals or bump into stuff." Lindsay told him. "Don't worry, I won't let anything hurt you."
"Let's go!" Zoey yelled as she and Noah ran past the two as Lindsay followed with Cameron on her back.
The Villains came across a rope bridge.
"A rope Bridge?" Gwen scoffed. "It's obviously a trap. We should go around."
"That'll take three times as long." Dakota said.
"Well I'm not crossing that thing and anyone with any brains will follow me." Gwen said walking off.
"I've gotta agree with Gwen on this one." Cody said. "That bridge doesn't look safe to go across. We'll find another way around." He said walking off with Gwen.
"What if you get lost?" Alejandro asked. "Every team member must make it across the finish line for us to win." He reminded.
"Besides, if you don't come with us we'll miss you so much!" Heather said, making Alejandro shiver.
"We'll see you on the other side! You know, if you make it!" Gwen yelled from afar.
"Good luck!" Heather yelled.
Confessional: Gwen and Cody
"Talk about gullible." Gwen said. "Anyone who's ever seen a movie knows that the rope bridge always breaks. That and I'm pretty sure Heather has rabbies."
"I feel kinda bad for leaving them though, but arguing would have just slowed us down even more." Cody said seated next to her.
End of confessional
Mal was seen holding a growling bird.
"Who wants to help me make someone else with their pants with fear? Huh?" He asked, unaware of Duncan walking nearby and heard him speak.
"Mike?"
Mal noticed him and quickly hid the bird and fixed his hair and voice. "Uh, hey, Duncan. Man am I glad to see you. I, uh, got lost."
Duncan wasn't buying it. "Yeah right. Seriously dude, where do I know you from?!"
"Uh, Total Drama season 4?"
"No, I know you from somewhere else. I just can't put my finger on it." Duncan said thinking. While he was distracted, Mal brought the bird out and let it fly in front of Duncan. "Hmm? Yikes!" He ran off.
Mal snickered evilly. "Toodles."
"Come on guys! Nothing to be afraid of!" Heather told the team.
"Except you." Alejandro said.
"Maybe someone brave should cross it first and make sure it's safe?" Heather said with puppy eyes.
"I'll do it!" Scott volunteered. "Back home we had a special way to cross these bridges." He cleared his throat. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He screamed like an idiot running across the bridge waving his arms in the air. He made it to the other side. "Like I said, nothing to it." Scott then heard some cluttering and saw a beaver on a tree stump. "Uh, are beavers normally nice or normally evil?" He asked as he got his answer when the beaver chomped on his hand." Ow! Get it off! Get it off!" Scott tossed the beaver near the bridge. It chomped on of the ropes off before going back to Scott.
"No!" Thr Villains yelled.
"Not helping Scott!" Dakota yelled. But Scott was too busy dealing with the beaver on his butt to notice.
"Ow! Ow! Get off me! My butt is not a chew toy!" Finally, something pried the beaver off of Scott and tossed it away. Scott opened his eyes to come face to face with...
"Fang?!" Fang the mutant shark stood in front of Scott, but something was different. He didn't have a vicious look and was panting like a dog smiling at Scott. "What the? Wait, Blue Harvest Moon, make animals their opposite. Meaning it works on mutants too! Hmm, sit!" Fang obeyed. "This is a nice change of pace."
"At least the beaver's gone. Shall we go?" Alejandro said as the Villains started crossing the one-sided Bridge. Dakota was in front, with Heather and Alejandro behind her.
"Even if we don't die on this bridge, Gwen and Cody are still on there own." Dakota said.
"Do not fret. Gwen and Cody are resourceful. They'll figure their way across and if they don't, we simply vote on off." Alejandro said.
"Woah!" Heather yelled about to fall of the bridge, when Alejandro quickly reached out and save her.
"Ha! I knew you still cared!" She said now sounding like her normal self.
Confessional: Heather
"Now who's typical? Sucker! As if the moon affected me. But as long as I keep him guessing, I'll always have the upper hand!
Confessional: Alejandro
"How dare she trick me! I should have let her fall. Eh, estupido!"
End of confessionals
When the Villains reached the other side, they saw Scott sitting on top of Fang like a thrown.
"Fang's affected too?" Dakota askes surprised.
"Sure is. Now he does whatever I tell him to."
"That's great and all, but we need to get going!" Heather said.
"Sure, one sec. Fang, bite that other rope so the Heroes can't get across." Scott ordered the shark as it did what it was told and chomped off the other rope connecting the bridge.
"Now they have no way to cross. Great plan Scott!" Alejandro praised.
"But if Cody and Gwen can't make it around the pit, the bridge is no longer an option is it?" Heather said annoyed.
"She's right. Terrible plan Scott." Alejandro said, though Scott didn't seem a bit worried.
"Relax, I thought about all that. But if the Heroes do come across where the bridge was, they'll have find a way around it just like Gwen and Cody, who's already gotten a huge head start. So when you think about it, they should get around before the Heroes do." Scott explained.
"He does have a point." Dakota agreed.
Confessional: Scott
"It's all simple. If we win, it's because of me. If we lose, it's because of Gwen and Cody."
End of confessional
"We're wasting time. We still need to get tk the finish line." Alejandro said.
"Hey Fang, you wouldn't happen to know where the finish line is would you?" Scott asked. Fang nodded. "Well then let's go!" Scott climbed back on top of Fang as they raced off with Heather, Dakota, and Alejandro following.
Brick was walking around the forest looking in every direction.
"Why? Why I'd have to be alone in the night? With rapid rabbits and nutsy squirrels." Brick then heard a scream in the distance. "That sounds like Dawn!" He started running, all fear completely forgotten now that someone's in trouble. "I'm coming Dawn!"
Over where Dawn is, she's surrounded by angry squirrels.
"Please, I just wish to help you!" She pleaded, but the squirrels just growled and were about to attack, when a bacon flew over their heads, catching their attention as they ran off to follow the hat. "What the?"
"Dawn!" Brick yelled running up to her. "Are you alright? That was a close on."
"Brick!" Dawn jumped up and hugged him. "You saved me, thanks!"
Brick blushed a bit. "No problem. Just doing my job."
Dawn then smelled something and let go. "Why do I smell pee?"
"Uh, I don't know. Maybe it was a bear or something that was here before us." Brick excused. Luckily for him, someone unintentionally saved him from further embarrassment.
"Brick! Dawn!" The two looked to see Noah, Zoey, and Lindsay running to them with Cameron still on Lindsay's back. "Finally we found some people." Noah said.
"Are you guys alright?" Lindsay asked.
"We're fine now." Dawn assured them.
"Where's Duncan?" Cameron asked.
"We thought he was with you." Brick said. "Where's Bridgette and Mike?"
"We thought they were with you." Zoey told them.
"I tried to chase Bridgette, but I lost track of her." Dawn sadly said.
"And me and Mike somehow got selected." Brick added.
"Duncan got separated from us too. Hope they're alright." Zoey said.
"I am not alright!" Duncan yelled running with the angry bird on his sausage tail. "This is so not how I wanna die!"
Duncan then heard more screams. Up ahead he saw Gwen and Cody being chased by squirrels.
"Get away from us you little freaks!" Gwen yelled.
"A bear is reasonable, but I refuse to add squirrels to the list of things I've been mauled by!" Cody yelled.
"Gwen! Cody! Heads up!" Duncan yelled taking his sausage tail off and throwing it over their heads. The squirrels saw the bait and went after it. The three stopped to catch their breaths.
"Close one." Cody said who was on the ground exhausted.
"No kidding. Thanks Duncan."
"No problem babe. Since we seem to be taking a breather, tell me, anything interesting going on on the Vultures?" Duncan asked.
"Why, so you can use it against us?" Gwen teased.
"Didn't cross my mind, but if it ever came to it." Duncan teased back.
Gwen rolled her eyes. "Well, earlier before the challenge I saw Scott draw a picture of Courtney in the dirt. Turns out he might have some sort of crush on her."
Duncan went wide eye, and this got Cody's attention too.
"Scott likes Courtney?" Cody asked as if he heard wrong. "Why would anyone want to date her? She's dangerous!" Cody then looked at Duncan. "Uh, no offense Duncan."
"None taken. But seriously, Scott in love with Courtney? HA! Yeah right."
"That's what I thought too. Oh, and also I found this note where my diary was burned." Gwen said pulling out the note. Duncan read it and scoffed.
"Of course it was her. She can't let anything go."
"Actually I'm not too sure it was her. I mean, she's not even on the island. And my diary was burned after she left." Gwen said.
Duncan thought about it. "You make a good point. Plus other things have been broken. Like Sam's game guy. Plus as much as I hate Courtney, I know she's not stupid enough to leave a note letting us know she burned the diary. When you destroy something the main purpose is to usually not get caught!"
"Maybe, but it's Courtney we're talking about." Cody reminded. "Her main purpose would be to just make us miserable."
"I'm not sure. But we should get going Cody." Gwen said as she and Cody walked off. "Good luck not getting lost Duncan."
"Same to you Pasty!"
Confessional: Duncan
"If Scott thinks he can handle Courtney then good luck. He'll learn the hard way."
End of confessional
Bridgette was sitting up in a tree. She'd been up there ever since that bunny chased her, and she'd been to frightened to climb back down.
"Okay Bridgette. You've been up in this tree for over twenty minutes. There's nothing down there that can harm you." She said, trying to convince herself. As she was about to climb down, she heard rustling in the bushes and sat still. Thinking that it was another killer animal, she felt an immense amount of relief when she saw it was just Duncan walking through the bushes.
"Duncan!" She called out as the delinquent looked up finally noticing her.
"Malibu? What are you doing up there?"
"I, got scared and climbed up here." She said.
"Well come down. There's nothing here and we've still got a challenge to complete." Duncan reminded. Bridgette complied and slid down the tree and stood next to Duncan.
"Right, let's hurry." Bridgette said before hearing an owl hoot, which spooked her and she hid behind Duncan and shivered.
"Still scared of being in the woods?"
Bridgette peakes out a bit and nodded. Duncan felt some sympathy towards the surfer. It must be hard for her to be out here alone at night with all these reversed animals.
Duncan sighed. "Look, we can stick together from here on out so you won't be alone. Plus we need all teammates at the finish line so it wouldn't make sense to leave you here."
"Really?" Bridgette hugged Duncan. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"
Duncan, not use to hugs, looked a bit uncomfortable, but patted her on her back with one hand before prying her off.
"Alright, now let's get going."
"Gwen! Cody!" Dakora yelled as the Villains ran through the forest, with Scott still riding on Fang. "Where are they?"
"Maybe they're at the finish line already?" Alejandro thought.
The Heroes have finally made it to the pit, but the bridge was out
"Oh no the bridge is out! How are we supposed to get across now?" Zoey asked. While her back was turned, Mal was creeping behind her with a club ready to whack her when Lindsay called out.
"Hi Mike!"
"What?" Mal said in his normal voice before he noticed that Zoey noticed him and tossed away the club as he spoke in Mike's voice. "Hey! There you are!" He said putting an arm around Zoey.
"Where'd you go Mike?" Brick asked as he, Noah, Lindsay, Dawn, and Cameron caught up to them. "I lost you when I tripped earlier."
"Sorry Cam, a bear chased me." Mal said.
"But with the weird moon, wouldn't a bear be all sweet and cuddly?" Zoey asked.
"Right, right. Ha ha! Oh, I'm an idiot." Mal played off, but Zoey, Dawn and Noah weren't buying it.
"I know how we can cross the pit." Lindsay said. "Brick, Noah, I'll need your help."
"Whatever you need ma'am!" Brick saluted.
"Sure thing Linds."
Confessional: Cameron
"I hope Lindsay knows what she's doing. I mean, she did make that hot air balloon in season three so I know that she's smarter than she let's on."
Confessional: Dawn
"I can sense that Mike is lying. And the dark aura in him is stronger than before."
Confessional: Noah
"Chased by a bear? Yeah right. Mike's obviously hiding something. I'll need to keep an eye on him. I don't want another slippery eel like Alejandro."
Confessional: Zoey
"Obviously Mike is lying. What's going on with him?"
End of confessionals
"I don't know about this." Zoey said. The team was hanging onto a long ass rope that I have no idea where they got it from as Lindsay stood up on a high branch holding the rope.
"Trust me. Ever since World Tour where I made that hot air balloon, I've taken up a bit of engineering as a side hobbie from fashion." Lindsay told them.
"It's true." Noah added. "I've seen some stuff she's made. She's pretty good."
Confessional: Noah
"Ever since we became friends in World Tour, I've visited Lindsay every now and then and seen her make some stuff. Nothing too major, but still. Luckily Tyler isn't the jealous type.
End of confessional
"Noah hold on and try not to think about it." Lindsay told them.
"Wait, what are we doing?" Cameron asked still in the makeshift backpack on Lindsay's back.
"We're getting across that pit! Hang on!" Lindsay yelled as she jumped off the branch causing the Heroes to swing over the pit. Lindsay was yelling like Tarzan while everyone else was just screaming. Noah's noticeably being the most girliest. The Hawks then crashed face first into a tree on the other side and fell. Lindsay grabbed onto the edge while trying to hold the rope that's holding the rest of the team with her mouth.
"Well, that could have gone better." Noah deadpanned.
Chris was seen waiting at the finish line. Scott, Heather, Dakota, and Alejandro arrived exhausted.
"Welcome to the finish line Villains! Looks like you're still missing some players."
"What? Cody and Gwen aren't here yet?!" Heather asked. The slightest hint of worry and concern can be heard within her voice.
"Nope, but hey, neither are the Heroes. So you've still got a chance."
Most of the Heroes were up on the cliff with Mal and Brick helping Zoey up.
"You guys!" They all looked to see Duncan and Bridgette run up to them.
"There you guys are!" Zoey said.
"Great to have the whole team back safe and sound!" Brick said as the rest of the Hawks ran along side with Duncan and Bridgette.
"And we still have a chance!" Lindsay cheered. The Heroes soon came in view of the finish line.
"There's the finish!" Noah yelled.
"But the Villains are already there!" Mike observed.
"Not all of them. Cody and Gwen aren't there yet." Brick said. "We can still win this!"
"Don't be so sure!" Cody yelled as he and Gwen emerged from a different path and are now catching up to the Heroes.
"Hurry!" Mal yelled. Suddenly, and angry deer jumped out from the bushes in front of Gwen and Cody.
"Oh come on!" Cody yelled as the deer started chasing them. All the Heroes except Dawn had already crossed the finish when they noticed.
"Gwen!" Duncan yelled about to go and help when Chris stopped him.
"Uh uh uh. Once you cross the finish, and can't leave until the challenge is over." He said with a smile.
"Don't worey, I'll help." Dawn yelled as she grabbed a nearby stick and ran to the deer that was about to chomp Cody and Gwen. She got in between the deer and the two Villains as she thrust the stick into the deer's mouth.
"Dawn?!" Cody exclaimed.
"Don't worry, just go!" She yelled as the two got up. Not long after, the blue moonlight went away, as the deer stopped growling. It looked at Dawn with a scared face before she hugged it. "It's okay little one. You don't have to be afraid anymore."
"Hurry guys, the moon curse is over!" Alejandro yelled.
"They know it's over. They don't need you to narrate, Blah-lejandro!" Heather insulted.
Confessional: Alejandro
"She is so rude, so overbearing! I'm so relieved."
End of confessional
When the moonlight went away, Mal inhaled and turned back to Mike, who looked around confused.
"How did I get here?" He asked.
"Uh, we ran here." Noah told him. "Remember, the challenge?"
"Oh, right." Mike said nervously while Noah sent him a suspicious glare.
Cody and Gwen made it across the finish while Dawn was still with the deer.
"And the Villains win! Again! They get another night in the hotel!" Chris said as the Villains cheered while the Heroes groaned. Noah looked ready to cry. Scott's celebration was short lived as he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see Fang standing behind him smiling evilly at him.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Scott screames running off with Fang chasing him.
"Heroic Hawks, I'll be seeing you guys at the elimination ceremony tonight for the second time." Chris said as Scott was seen yelling amd being chased by Fang in the background.
Now at the ceremony, the Heroes were seated on the stumps.
"Okay peeps. Each of you is a loser in your own right, but the Villains won the challenge so Dave earned themselves another night a luxurious luxury at my spa hotel." Chris said.
"I volunteer for exile!" Scott said, much to Alejandro's relief.
"Sure, I don't care." Chris said with a shoulder shrug.
"Yes!"
Confessional: Scott
"Last season I found that idol in no time flat and now I get the whole night? It's in the bag!"
End of confessional
Chef picked Scott up in the helicopter and flew him to Bony Island.
"Okay people. Tonight we will be sending another Hero down a giant toilet." Chris chuckled as he held a tray of marshmallows. The following Heroes are safe...
Zoey...
Lindsay...
Noah...
Brick...
Bridgette...
Cameron...
Duncan." Chris tossed the marshmallows to the named Hawks. "Dawn, you're on the chopping block for staying with a deer instead of crossing the finish line with your team." Chris said as Dawn looked nervous. "Mike, your in the chopping block for your weird behavior and breaking Cameron's glasses."
"I still don't know what's been going on!" Mike said looking really nervous.
"Well, you've still got time to figure out since you get the final marshmallow." Chris said tossing the kast marshmallow to Mike who sighed of relief along with Zoey. "Dawn, you're out."
Dawn sighed as she stood up. "I figured as much."
"We're sorry Dawn. We just didn't have any other choice." Zoey told the girl.
"It's okay. I understand."
Cut to Dawn standing with Bridgette, Brick, and Cody at the dock next to the toilet.
"If it makes you feel better, we didn't vote for you." Bridgette told Dawn as she gave her a hug.
"Thanks Bridgette. Good luck going forward." After Bridgette, Brick went up to Dawn.
"Farewell soldier. It was an honor to work with you once again." Brick said with a salute. Dawn giggled and saluted back. Then Cody walked up to her.
"Sorry you have to go Dawn. Hopefully I'll see you outside the show." Cody said.
"I would like that. Good luck Cody." Dawn said as she gave him a light kiss on the cheek before climbing into the toilet, causing the geek to blush. The resy of the Heroes then showed up to see her off.
"Any last words Dawn?" Chris asked.
"Yes, good luck to all of you. But you must beware, there is a great evil hidden amongst you. Please be careful!" Dawn warned as Chris flushed the toilet, sending a screaming Dawn down. Everyone looked confused as to what she meant.
Confessional: Cody
"Wow, she kissed me. On the cheek, but still, it felt nice." Cody said before shivering a little. "Although I hope Sierra doesn't find out."
End of confessional
"Well that was interesting." Chris said. "Think they've had enough punishment? Yeah, me neither. Find out who's next to take the plunge when we return with another all new episode of Total... Drama... All Stars!"
It's the middle of the night with everyone asleep. Dakota was seen sound asleep in one of the rooms in the spa hotel. A figure then showed up and was holding a pair of scissors. The figure was revealed to be Mal.
"Snip snip. Time for a haircut." He said lowly as he started cutting off all of Dakota's hair without waking her up. When he was finished, he quietly snuck out with an evil smirk on his face, leaving the now bald head Dakota asleep.
Extra scene
"Ahhhhh!" Dawn was spat out of a pipe and landed in the water of an enclosed area. "What? Where am I?" She then noticed a seal swim up to her and make some "seal sounds." "Oh, am at a zoo? Alright. Uh, how do I get out?" The seal made more noise. "Thank you Mr. Seal. And good lucky with your wife and soon to be born kid." Dawn said as she swam off to find the exit.
Well that was a lot. I didn't really know what to do with the extra scene for Dawn so we just went with that. I know Scott was mostly there for comic relief in the canon All Stars, which was hilarious, but I still wanted him to prove that he was still villainous despite still being the punching bag, so I had him have Fang to destroy the bridge. No Gwuncan does NOT break up here. And seeing as there's not Sierra, Cameron has no reason to switch to the Villains, especially since there was an actual elimination. Also I'm now going to be showing the votes.
Dawn- Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Duncan, Lindsay
Mike- Dawn, Noah, Bridgette, Brick