Princess Daisy groaned as she stumbled out of the abandoned shack, not feeling herself as she had her right hand on her grumbling stomach, shaking her head as she headed towards the southern direction.
"I wonder who's gassier... me, or Bianca from Pokemon Black and White..." Daisy asked herself as she hiccuped, just about ready to faint as she pooted loudly. "At least I can still fart..."
"Oh that's a good question!" Pokemon's Farting Bianca interjected while farting constantly on a rotting log, fanning the air of her putrid farts.
Suddenly a tornado appeared out of nowhere, whisking Daisy into the air and out of Seaside Hill, with it sending the gassy Bianca elsewhere. Daisy screamed as she was unable to move about, farting in fright as the tornado headed eastward towards the sea, sending her higher and higher up as the bright blue sky got replaced with a dark and stormy set of thunderclouds.
"This isn't what I asked for!" Daisy exclaimed as she was tossed above the clouds, not being seen by anything below the rain producing clouds.
Elsewhere in the world, Waluigi was practicing tennis with Toadette, Birdo, and Dry Bowser, with them wondering where the gasbag that the story was named after was.
"Wah... I'm glad we don't have to worry about her." Waluigi said.
"You don't have to be rude about it!" Toadette snapped.
Birdo adjusted her bow. "Come on, I think a princess can handle criticism."
Dry Bowser adjusted his skull. "There's nothing to be surprised about her, why are you so concerned about it?"
"Because the thing about her," Waluigi said as he twirled around his tennis racket. "Is that you don't know when she's gonna ruin your day."
Waluigi watched as the rain stopped pouring, the dark storm clouds breaking through to reveal the bright sunshine. He sighed as he looked up, smiling.
"Ahh, this is going to be a great day for business!" Waluigi exclaimed as he pulled out a fresh plate of tacos, all of them different kinds as he rang the shiny silver bell on his counter. "Come and get them, they're all ready!"
Princess Daisy tackled Waluigi, both of them on the steel floor behind the counter within the Taco Stand. Daisy giggled as she was face to face with Waluigi.
"Hiya, Wally! You got tacos ready?" Daisy asked as she winked.
Waluigi groaned as he rolled his head. "Great, just when it couldn't get any worse..."
Daisy farted loudly, the tuba poot echoing throughout the taco stand's interior. Waluigi pushed Daisy off out of disgust, rubbing his dark purple overalls as he growled in annoyance, with Daisy giggling as she turned around, sitting on the floor as she pooted again.
"...So why did you bring it up again?" Dry Bowser commented.
Waluigi shook his right fist. "I just told you, bonehead!"
Toadette puffed up her face cheeks while pooting herself. "Hey, there's no need to be upset!"
"We don't need to bring violence into this." Birdo added.