Oh how Princess Daisy loved to fart, she would do if every time she played Mario Kart, if she wanted to be the gassiest gal number one, she'd have to stink up the Mushroom Kingdom on the run.

She was willing to fart on everything, although she didn't realize the troubles that it could bring...

"Boy are you telling me!" Daisy exclaimed above her sloppy flatulence that messed up her fart filled biker outfit as she was being targeted by various red and green Koopa shells while riding her gas packed Mach Bike, with a horde of Koopa Troopas riding in different vehicles firing their shells at the smelly princess.

"Hey what gives?" Daisy exclaimed upon sharting herself as a result.

Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were at the Bubblegloop Swamp, approaching the giant green crocodile head that was staring into the void ahead of them.

"Well, there it is." Dry Bowser stated as he pointed at the crocodile head, noticing a small red crocodile on it. "Hey, who is that?"

"Looks like a croc... who's on a croc?" Petey commented as he tilted his bulbous head.

"Hurr! Visitors! I didn't expect you to be here!" Mr. Vile snapped as he then chased after Dry Bowser and Petey, snapping on them both as they ran all around the swamp, with Tanktup the turtle watching.

"Hurr... don't see that every day," Tanktup admitted, the big orange turtle shaking his head as he simply moved his head about slowly.

"Holy crap, Lois," Peter Griffin said to Lois Griffin as they were sitting on their couch. "This reminds me of the time-"

Lois farted loudly as her eyes widened in shock, blushing. "I think I just crapped my pants!"

"Hey, farting is my shtick!" Peter growled as he pulled out a rifle from his green pants, shooting up Lois as he was pissed.

"Okay, big guy, just toss the baseball to me!" Cream The Rabbit stated as she was getting ready to hit any ball that would come her way, holding the baseball bat as she felt the sun's shining rays shine on her, with it being a bright beautiful day.

Big The Cat was too busy taking a good look around the baseball field, wondering where Froggy went as Cream called out to him, making him flail his arms as he chucked the baseball to Cream, who smacked it high into the sky as it went out of the baseball field and into the sky, with it hitting Rayquaza, who screamed in pain.

"Ah! Jesus Christ!" Rayquaza yelled in pain as he went crashing down into the nearby Wal-Mart, plunging the store into explosive depths, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

"Uh oh... this wouldn't have happened if I had Fwoggy with me..." Big stated as he watched the flames spread around the Wal-Mart, turning back to Cream as he chucked another baseball at her, accidentally hitting her right in the face. "Oops."

This got the attention of King Kong, who was pissed that an innocent beauty was injured, proceeding to chase after a frightened Big. This was then stopped as Godzilla was knocked into him, the giant reptile being in a battle to the death with Ridley, who screeched as the giant purple dragon proceeded to chuck stale cookies at the King of the Monsters. Godzilla blasted Ridley, y'know IN THE FACE with his atomic breath, only for Ridley to slash at him back with his tail. Kong groaned in pain as he tried to get out of the war of the monsters, noticing that Big was fleeing to the nearby mall, which caused the king of Skull Island to roar angrily as he broke apart the baseball stadium portion that was in front of him, smashing up most of the mall in an attempt at grabbing Big.

And then Mechagodzilla showed up and fucked everyone over because it's goddamn MechaGodzilla.

"This was a terrible idea..." Yoshi gulped as he was riding in a rollercoaster with his best dinosaur friends, Peppy Ankylosaurus and Dr. Hoshi.

"OH MY GOD!" Peppy screamed; having a panic attack, wanting to get out of the coaster car as it was slowly heading up the coaster hill.

"...the hell?" Dr. Hoshi commented, adjusting his light blue glasses; turning his head to see a glove on the car, seeing a freakish looking clown as he screamed in horror.

Yoshi noticed this, and using the power of crust, pulled out a pizza crust and slapped it on the clown, causing the clown to fall off the car as it then went down the hill, with the three dinosaurs going right out of the vehicle and soaring all across the theme park.