Chapter Six: Loo Loo Land Part 1

Xandar's P.O.V:

I sat in the closet at my pitiful desk. I sobbed and felt the emotional pain wrack my shoulders. Damn it. I can't believe I still let...assholes like that break me down. Throw me in the trash like I'm garbage. Chew me and spit me out like old gum...or at least, poorly flavored gum. Is that all I am? A useless, distasteful piece of gum that gets to be chewed up and thrown in the trash?

I sit here with my thoughts. I can't believe I am letting Blitzo treat me like shit. After all I did to help him. I faintly hear him shout, "WHAT!?" In anger. I roll my eyes. Why can't he just be-

I jump at a knock on the closet door. "Go away," I instinctively say with a pained voice.

ZZZ

Moxxie's P.O.V:

I knock on the closet door. I may be a demon, but I care about Xandar. "Go away," Xandar says in a pained voice. I sigh.

"I can't do that Xandar. Please, just talk to me," I say. After a solid minute, I hear faint footsteps. I wait patiently and see the door open. I hold back a gasp as I look at Xandar.

His eyes are red from crying and he has tears still falling down his face. Damn that Blitzo. "Are you ok?" I ask. I already know the answer.

Xandar sighs and shakes his head. "No," he replies. "I'm not ok, and I don't think I will be." He seems horribly disheveled. It was worse than I thought.

I can only do one thing. "Do you want to talk about it?" I inquire. I hope I can cheer him up. I really do. He seems to debate it and rubs his arm in thought.

"Am I useless?" Xandar asks with a sad tone. I'm taken aback. What the hell? What in Satan's name did Blitzo say to him. I shake my head.

"No," I say firmly. He looks at me in shock. Shit, how hard has this guy had it? He's WAY too nice to-

I stop my train of thought. He's TOO nice. He's essentially been a doormat...oh damn. "No," I repeat more calm. "You helped us a lot and saved me. I'm very grateful, and I know Millie is too. Now please tell me Xandar...what did Blitzo say?" I question in a calm manner.

Xandar takes a deep shaky breath, and exhales more calm than before. "He said that if I don't help. Or at least kill someone. He'll quit protecting me."

My eyes widen. Blitzo threatened to no longer help him? Of all the fucking-

"M, M & X! Get in here!" Blitzo shouts louder than before. "We're going to Loo Loo Land!" He adds. Me and Xandar peek our heads in the door.

"Loo Loo Land?" I inquire confused.

"Loo Loo Land?" Xandar asks more confused. At that moment Millie bursts her head through the window of the door.

"LOO LOO LAND?" She shouts excited.

"LOO LOO LAND!" Blitzo yells louder than before with his mega phone. I'm about to say something else when-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Loona roars causing me to give a look of annoyance.

ZZZ

Third Person P.O.V:

Loo Loo Land, was a gigantic amusement park in the Greed Ring with an apple person on the sign. There was cheerful carnival like music playing. Xandar, Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo and even Stolas and his daughter Octavia were there.

Stolas was, as he put it, giving his daughter a day to spend time together, while the I.M.P were to be bodyguards for the day. And apparently, "People wanted Stolas' family's money and their bodies."

The company van pulled into a parking spot. Moxxie, wearing sunglasses popped open his door, ran to the sliding part and opened it. Stolas climbed out with Octavia beginning to follow suit. Octavia stops upon seeing Stolas put on a silly, smiling apple hat. She gives an embarrassed look while Stolas beckons her onward.

Giving a grunt of humiliation, she pulls up her hood and hides her face. Xandar looked around in wonder. "So this is Loo Loo Land?" He asked in awe.

"Indeed!" Stolas replied happily. "It's quite a wonderful place!" He added. Octavia rolled her eyes. As the group continued, Moxxie felt unnerved. Millie however, was very excited.

"Wow! This place looks exactly how I remembered it!" She says excitedly. As Moxxie and Xandar look at a sign, one of the L's fall off crushing a patron. "I haven't been here since I was a child."

Aside from Blitzo's harsh words towards Stolas and said owls' flirting. It was shaping up to be a fun day. "Oh look!" Millie shouts grabbing Xandar and Moxxie. She points at an animatronic creature. "It's Big Woobly!" She finishes excited.

Said animatronic roars. Xandar's eyes widened, and he was about to comment. Moxxie however, beat him to the punch. "That is...deeply upsetting." Xandar nods in response.

"Aw come on guys!" Millie says. "It's supposed to be fun! You've never been here?" She asked.

"No," Moxxie replies unnerved. "Theme parks always bother me..." he trails off. "Especially the mascots."

As if on cue, an apple mascot popped up behind them. "Well hey there!" The mascot practically shouts causing Moxxie to scream and Xandar to gasp loudly and grab his heart. "I'm Loo Loo!" The mascot says in a goofy somewhat high pitched tone. "Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If you get hurt here, just TRY and sue us!" He adds.

Stolas smiled widely. "Look Via!" He says to Octavia. "It's Loo Loo!" He laughs trying to cheer her up.

"I have a question," Octavia begins in her normal monotone voice.

"Well ask away little girlie!" Loo Loo says doing a silly motion and laughing. Even while holding his heart, Xandar could tell he sounded like a high pitched Goofy.

"Is it true that this park is just a shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?" She asks crossing her arms and smiling smugly while Stolas has a worried look on his face.

Loo Loo holds up a finger before dropping it unexpectedly. "No?" The mascot asks in a somewhat panicky normal voice.

Octavia glares. "This place just reeks of insecure corporate shame," she growls. Stolas chuckling nervously grabs her by the arm.

"Why don't we go check out the rides?" He inquires hoping Octavia would forget about it. But she glared all the same, even as he dragged her away.

"Geez, she's creepy isn't she?" The mascot wonders nervously.

"Yeah?" Blitzo began. "Just wait until her dad tries to fiddle your holes." He says walking off.

"What does that mean?" The mascot asks as Moxxie growls.

"Don't talk to me!" Moxxie all but shouts. "I KNOW you're a pervert under there!" He adds dragging the still awestruck Millie away. As Xandar walks off he hears the mascot say "Yeah..." as if he regretted it.

Author's Note: And so begins the Loo Loo Land segment! I'm sorry I took so long on this, I tried to make this work. Just so everyone is aware I'll try to make the chapters longer and split them into three parts. Just so you are aware, I won't add filler, I'll just try to be more descriptive.