Authors's Note: And Now for Chapter Eight, the wrap up of the Loo Loo Land story arc! First, I'm going to answer questions.
Reading Beta: No! No sibling incest! That's NOT what I do.
Guest: As I've said Stella IS a sexual interest, NOT a love interest. While yes, she will hate my character for being human...let's just say, Xandar's big moment with Stella is going to be a lust moment...and a secret one that will "potentially" destroy the family thing if it gets out. And considering Helluva Boss's nature...secrets aren't so easily kept. That's all I'm willing to share.
DinoZillaPrime: Absolutely! I really like those ideas, and I'd be happy to include them! Thank you!
And if anyone has suggestions, I'm open to them. But two rules. First, they CAN be written, as long as they are believable and can fit into the story. Maybe filler that CAN be important later, (or maybe a potential in between story for this and the recently released second season.) Second and last, NO explicit sex! If you guys want to see a potential love triangle or even a love moment, that's totally fine. Just no explicit details. Also, since Loona, at the moment, is the ONLY love interest, there will be a big moment between her and Xandar. I won't say exactly how...but just know it's in the Spring Broken portion of season 1.
I also want to thank everyone who favorited and followed this story and for the kind reviews! That truly means a lot! I honestly never expected for this story to get as much love as it has and it truly makes me happy!
Edit: I now realize that Stella and Xandar having sex IS incest. I didn't fully think the implications through. I'm sorry about that. Honestly, without saying too much yet, since chapter nine is coming soon, Stella won't view Xandar as family. And Octavia only looks at Xandar as family. I'm sorry as well I didn't clarify it.
Now onto the grand finale of Loo Loo Land!
Chapter Eight: Loo Loo Land Part 3
Xandar's P.O.V:
We had entered the tent. It was quiet and a bunch of kids lined up in their seats. I took notice of Blitzo who has been scowling for five minutes. I know it wasn't me. Well, ok, part of it was me. However, I could tell there was something more. What could-
"Hey, HEY, hey Implings!" A glitchy robotic voice shouted causing me to turn my head to the source. The curtain parted revealing a robot clown. I tilted my head and heard Blitzo growl. How in the fuck did Blitzo hate a robot. More importantly, why?
"It's me! The Robotic Fizzarolli!" The robot introduced. "Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show, celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with O's, to avoid lawsuits." I heard Octavia scoff and say "I knew it." I pat her on the shoulder and smiled. She smiled back.
"HIT IT!" Robot Fizzarolli said with a snap of his fingers, causing the stage to be illuminated. Cheerful carnival music started playing. Oh God...don't tell me he's going to-
Robo Fizz: Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land! Everybody song along with the Loo Loo Band! Every boy, every girl, every woman, every man loves Loo Loo Land!
The stage rose up, taking Fizzarolli with it and revealing a robotic band. There was Big Woobly, a two headed beaver and some others I thought were oddly designed...and fucking creepy too boot.
Robo Fizz and Chorus: Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land! Everything is beautiful in Loo Loo Land! Ugly children holding hands, in Loo Loo Land!
The Robotic Fizzarolli picked up some kids and twirled in the air throwing the kids every which way. I ducked as one of them was flung in my direction and turned to see the youngest had his head lodged into one of the wooden seats behind me.
Robo Fizz: Everybody's friendly, and nobody is mean! No copyright infringements ever seen!
Here he poured gas on a pile of papers and caught it on fire with a match. It exploded as he continued.
Robo Fizz: I have a dream!
Chorus: He has a dream!
Robo Fizz: I'm here to tell!
Chorus: He's here to tell!
Robo Fizz: About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Land!
Octavia wore a scowl and I did too. She was right. This place reeked of insecure, corporate shame...
Five minutes later
The song was STILL going and Octavia had her head flung back and pounded her fist on the seat repeatedly in annoyance and boredom. I was fidgeting in complete irritation. God, when will this damn song end? It's longer than any long song! And NOT in a good way either.
Robo Fizz: Every boy, every girl, every woman, every man loves Loo Loo Land!
Robotic Fizzarolli flung himself forward and held his arms out to the crowd. He then began cackling evilly, his voice distorting as fireworks exploded from the stage. I heard clapping.
God, did someone ACTUALLY like this show? I then heard goofy laughter which sounded elegant. Was that Stolas?
I turned my head and was correct. He was INDEED clapping and laughing. "Oh! How delightful!" He cheered. I then noticed an imp with a knife sneaking up on him. Before I could say anything, a shotgun blast was heard and I saw that only the lower half of the imp's head was intact. The imp fell as Stolas chuckled.
"Oh! Such good aim you have Blitzy," Stolas moaned with a slight wave. I noticed Octavia hold her hood in anger. She had every right to be angry. Stolas was cheating on his wife Stella. That's one thing. But he's royalty on top of that, and sleeping with the lowest class of demon possible, so that made it worse. Even though I WAS just adopted and cared about Octavia, Stolas really needed to read the room.
"Ugh!" Octavia grunted in anger. "I can't do this anymore!" She shouted and ran off. Stolas looked to her in shock and stretched his hand outward to her.
"Octavia!" He shouted running after her. I was about to follow when I heard robotic laughter. I turned to see the robotic Fizzarolli. He was laughing at something.
"Is that Blitzo my sensors spy up there?" He asks in mock laughter. Oh...so Blitzo DOES know this guy?
"The O is silent now," Blitzo shot back. I admired his bravery. I don't think I'll ask about this. He doesn't let me ask anything.
"AWW," the robot mocked. "Just like your audience used to be when you told your lame jokes!" He continued. Wait. They used to WORK together? Damn. No wonder why Blitzo was scowling.
Blitzo had clearly had enough. "Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do, being a robo ripoff, of an overrated, sellout JESTER!" He roared. Wait...the robot wasn't the original? This doesn't make any sense!
"Oh! OOO, OOO!" The robot laughed, voice glitching again. "Someone's salty!" He chuckled waving a hand at his mouth for emphasis. "Real, or NOT though people love me! Does anyone l-love you? BLITZO?" He challenged.
"No." Blitzo replied. He then smirked. "But I'm really good with guns now! DANCE BITCH!" He shouts, shooting at Fizzarolli as said robot starts spinning upside down. And rolling right towards Blitzo!
"NO!" I shout pushing Blitzo out of the way. Big mistake. The robot grabs me and flings me upward as I scream...
ZZZ
Normal P.O.V:
As Xandar is flung into the sky, Blitzo jaw drops. He couldn't believe it...did Xandar really save him? The Robotic Fizzarolli laughed, voice glitching yet again.
"OOO, OOO, OOO, Oops!" Fizzarolli laughed. "Guess the dumb human will be sleeping with the fishes now!" He cackled.
Blitzo roared, and aimed his gun again. He missed and hit Big Woobly causing it to explode. The explosion caused the tent to be caught on fire. The Robotic Fizzarolli growled. "Oh! You w-w-wanna dance? L-let's dance!" The robot laughed as Blitzo dodged.
Blitzo then swung his right fist into Robo Fizz's face. The Robot jaw dropped and grabbed his face, and saw a streak of oil. The Robots eyes turned red. "That's it! You lame son of a bitch!" Robo Fizz roared grabbing Blitzo by the neck and flinging him out of the tent. Before stomping towards him. Some of the flames went onto Robo Fizz melting a part of his face.
ZZZ
Xandar's P.O.V:
I landed onto a carnival stand and heard a grunt of pain underneath me. The anger surged up again. Damn it! I gotta save Blitzo! As I stood up I heard a voice.
"Xandar!?" The voice shouted in shock. It was Moxxie. He saw me in pain. I was NOT about to reply. "Are you ok?" He shrieks worried.
"I'm fine," I growl. I feel a sharp pain and see a small, jagged wooden board had gotten lodged into my side. I grab it and yank it out as I feel a burning sensation course through me. A bit of blood goes spraying out. I grab my side and begin to stand, still holding the board. This will be my weapon, I decided.
"You're not fine darlin!'" Millie shouts in determination. "You need to get help-" she began. But I wasn't about to hear it.
"Oh, what do you care!?" I roar. Moxxie and Millie flinch. "Ever since I first met you guys, you didn't give a damn about me. All you guys wanted was for me to leave! Now, you act like you care? Well, thanks, but no fucking thanks!" I stand up and begin hobbling away.
I hear footsteps running behind me. I turn angrily and see both Moxxie and Millie stop behind me. "Oh, WHAT now?" I growl.
"I'm sorry. For everything," Moxxie says looking down. I jaw drop. Did he just apologize?
"I'm sorry too..." Millie trails off. I feel the anger subside. But as soon as it does-
I scream in pain and drop the jagged board, still dripping the crimson red blood. I start breathing heavily and grab my side, which had slowed to a gentle pour and fall down. I continue to breath heavily.
"Xandar!" Moxxie shouts shocked. I see Millie cover her mouth and Moxxie runs to my side. "Oh no!" He shouts. "Oh, please no!"
"WHAT HAPPENED!?" I hear a high-pitched demonic screech.
"He fell out of the sky and got stabbed!" Millie cried. "He's hurt! BAD!" She cries further. I look up and see Octavia.
"No, no, no!" Octavia cries. She grabs my hand. "You're gonna be ok Xandar!" She states in shock. "Please stay with me...please!" She begs tears falling down her face.
I gasp and feel an iron taste in my throat. I gasp again, a sickly gargling noise. "O-Octavia?" I grumble in pain.
"Yes, it's me! You're ok brother!" She tries. In that moment, she begins to spin. Is it the end? Is it...my end? I begin to black out...
"NOOOO!" I hear a voice scream as my vision fades.
"Let's make a deal." I hear that voice again. "Don't worry. You won't die...but you'll wish you could." I hear a demonic laugh...
Author's Note: Oh no! A cliffhanger! Will Xandar be, ok? Will he make it to the end of season 1? Will I stop asking such dramatic questions? For the last one, no. But what will become of Xandar? Find out next time!
