Author's Note: Last time, Xandar woke up in a palace, but his chance of staying was cut short. We now return to, "Xandar's Helluva Adventures!"

Chapter Ten: Spring Broken Part 1

Xandar's P.O.V:

I was currently riding back to the office in the I.M.P van. Blitzo was singing to some song on the radio I've never heard, Loona seemed annoyed at his antics, Millie was looking out the window and Moxxie was covering his ears.

I sighed sadly. Stolas told me I had to leave and that there would be "no ifs, ands or buts." I didn't understand why. Octavia cried and I cried. Now I was hiding it from my employers.

On the subject of my employers, Blitzo is FINALLY treating me with respect and dignity. I guess it's because I saved him from a creepy ass robotic clown. When I asked him about the fate of said robot, all he said was "A dragon at the 'Loo Loo Land Petting Zoo,' had a great lunch." I immediately put two and two together.

I then remembered the dream I had after I got hurt. I saw my mother in pain. Then the man-the demon-who made the deal with me that brought me here. I wiped a tear from my eyes. I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to Millie. She gave me a quizzical look and I nodded with the best smile I could muster. She nodded back. Maybe things were finally looking up-

"HOLY SHIT FUCK!" Blitzo screamed and I gasped as the van did two donuts and screeched to a halt. I held my heart. You'd think after living in hell for over two months I'd be used to this...nope.

I turned my head and saw a pink car parked in our parking space. I took notice of the car's license plate. It read, "Sucks 4 life." Yeah, you do. Especially after giving me a damn panic attack.

Blitzo had apparently read my mind because after asking me if I was ok, he growled. "You suck for life do ya?" He grunts in anger. He pulled out a megaphone and practically yelled through it. "LISTEN UP YOU UNORIGINAL PINK, CUM DUMP! YOU HAVE TWO GOD DAMN SECONDS TO GET OUT OF OUR PARKING SPACE!"

Instead of moving the car a woman with a white scarf, oddly attractive clothing and two black stilettos with hearts stepped out.

"Oh shit!" Blitzo said in shock. "Verosika!?" He asked. The woman crossed her arms, popped bubble gum and gave a glare. I could even tell she was despite her sunglasses.

"Blitzo," she stated simply. Oh GREAT! Another demon from Blitzo's shady past...since me and him are on good terms, maybe he'll finally tell me something about his past. MAYBE.

"I should've known it was you," Blitzo began. He began to lean out of his window. "I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-" he fell out of the window and landed flat on his face. I winced. That must've hurt. He stood up, regained his composure and finished his insult with, "THREE RINGS DOWN!"

The woman, named Verosika returned the insult. "I should've known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts." Oh damn, this bitch.

"Oh yeah?" Blitzo asked rhetorically. "I'm surprised they let your fat-ass outta rehab. I see you're still a drunken whore. Clutching that beelze juice bottle like it's the last cock in hell."

Verosika smirked. "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash ups," she takes a swig off of something in a flask, smearing something yellow on her face. She wipes it away with her hand. "So your sister says hi."

Blitzo stomped up to her with a growl. "Why are you here? This is my companies ONLY parking space," he says, voice oozing with venom.

"Actually prick, it has MY name on it." She seethed. The I.M.P logo was crossed out and replaced with Verosika. I growled. What was this bitch's problem!?

"What in hell are you doing here?" Blitzo demands again. Verosika, in response, tossed her hair back and started on a tangent about why she's there.

"No...WAY," Loona replies in shock. Wait a minute...who the hell is Verosika!?

"What's wrong?" I ask Loona in curiosity. She looks at me incredulously before sighing.

"I forgot, you're the only human in hell..." she replies. I sigh as well. Of course she forgot I'm the only human here. "Do you know a Verosika Mayday on earth?" She asks.

I think about it and my jaw drops. Oh SHIT. The Verosika Mayday!? The pop star!? "Oh damn," I reply in shock. It all makes sense now. I look back out the window. Things STILL seem very tense.

"-So I'm here for Spring Break," Verosika finishes. Wait...that's an entire week!

"A week!?" Blitzo shouts in shock. "No, no, no, you are NOT parking here for a fucking week!" He yells hoping to have his need met. Needless to say...it didn't work.

"Aww, what's wrong Blitzo?" She seethes again. "You gonna run off? Leave someone else to pay for the hotel?" She starts on another tangent. Blitzo however rolls his eyes and says what she is at the EXACT same time.

"Then run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit card on shitty horse riding lessons?" Blitzo scoffed. "God damn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" He shouts stomping his foot.

"Oh, go choke on a sandpaper cock," Verosika grunts flipping him off and walking away. Blitzo however...wasn't having it, to put it politely.

"Hold on!" He shouts. "You better move that pussy wagon right NOW or I'll-" Blitzo stops feeling a shadow looming over him. It's a huge hellhound with a scarred left eye.

The hellhound growls. "You'll what?" He threatens with a raise of his eyebrow. Blitzo jaw drops in fear. My jaw drops too. This CAN'T end well. It probably won't.

"Or I'll uh..." He trails off. Please, PLEASE say something sense able. "I'll call HR," he says moving his finger in a dialing motion. We all laugh at the exact same time. I guess it's the comedy of the context. We stop as suddenly as we start.

"This is Vortex," Verosika introduced. "And unlike you, he does his job well. Ta, ta fuck stain," she says walking off. She looks to me and winks a smirk on her face. She even blows me a kiss. Is it odd to say that it made me felt weird?

Blitzo grunted. "I can't believe I wasted time with a bag of holes like that." He sighs. Ok, time to step in. I've been quiet enough as it is.

"Wait a damn minute!" I shout. "You know Verosika Mayday!?" I ask in a shocked voice. Blitzo seemed to notice me talking. Seriously!? After the "good terms," he's still tuning me out?

"Huh? Oh yeah," he replies. "We dated," he confirmed. This is REALLY weird. Only one question remained was it before-

"Was it before, or AFTER she became a pop star?" Millie inquired. Thank you Millie! Addressing the elephant in the room for me.

"You dated a pop star!?" Moxxie shrieked in utter surprise. Again, thank you for being sensible! Blitzo grunted and rolled his eyes.

"Ok, why is that such a shock?" Blitzo asked. Um...did he seriously just ask that? After what just transpired.

Loona noticed my look and crossed her arms. "Hello, it's Verosika Mayday," she answered.

"It's you?" I reply rhetorically. Of course he would play it off. I mean, I get they dated, but...again. Seriously!?

Moxxie stepped in. "I mean...is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage!" He asks putting his hand together.

"Ok, you guys are making this out to be a WAY, bigger deal than this needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid, personal lives," Blitzo answers with finality. We decided to voice our response.

"You do that all the time sir!"

"Pretty much every damn day!"

"You do!"

"All the fucking time!"

We all answered at the exact same time. Blitzo rolled his eyes and grunted. "Alright, Millie?" He begins causing her to perk up. "Park the van while we fix this shit."

"Roger that!" She replies running up to the van and jumping in. I knew where this was going...and I didn't like it.

Author's Note: I'm sorry for the long wait everyone! I had a difficult time with this chapter. And for those of you wondering about when the relationship stuff starts. Well, it will be explored right after episode three wraps up. How? Well, you'll see when it happens! This story is still building everything up after all. With that, see you guys in the next chapter!