Author's Note: I know that the last chapter was short and I'm sorry about that. But don't worry! I promise I'll make the next chapters, including this one, longer! And with that, we return to Xandar's Helluva Adventures!

Chapter Twelve: Spring Broken Part 3

Xandar's P.O.V:

"Mom! Please, stay with me!"

"Let's shake on it."

"MOM!"

...

I woke up, gasping heavily and face drenched in sweat. Damn it...that nightmare again. I take a few deep breaths and sigh. Why is this always happening? When I first met the Immediate Murder Professionals, I had strange visions. Now I'm having nightmares. I don't get this.

I lift myself out of bed and hissed in pain. That injury from Loo Loo Land is still healing up. It's only been a week after all. I limp to the kitchen of my apartment and grab a glass from one of the old, tacky cabinets. After turning on the faucet and pouring water into the glass I take a sip. I wince at the taste.

"Ugh, fucking cheap ass water," I growled. I turn to the clock. 9:50 AM. I gasp. Shit! I forgot about the meeting with the I.M.P about the demon duel. Blitzo's going to be so pissed! I pour out the glass, carefully place it in the sink and run to my room to change. After changing into my red uniform I run outside. Before I can get any further, I feel a hand on my mouth and I scream.

"Shut your mouth!" A familiar voice growls. I see a van pull up. Before I can read what it says a burlap sack is placed over my head. It fucking reeked! The hell was in this...never mind. I don't want to know. I feel myself be dragged and then tossed into the van. The demon who grabbed me climbs in and closes the van. Who wanted to kidnap me this time!?

I know I'll find out soon. But until then...here we fucking go again...

Blitzo's P.O.V:

Where is Xandar!? We're two damn minutes into the meeting and he's late!? I see Moxxie have a look of concern. "Don't worry Mox," I began "he either missed the bus again or he's wanking himself. Either way, I'm sure he's fine."

Moxxie sighs and smiles. "Thanks sir. I feel relieved to here that."

"Good. Now...what were we talking about?" I ask causing Moxxie to roll his eyes, Millie to sigh and Loona to grunt.

"I was saying that your plan is really stupid," He explains. I growl. The fuck is it with this guy? Just because he's worried doesn't mean that he needs to be a dick!

"Well do you have a better plan?" I challenge. Before he can reply Loona chimed in.

"Hey is there any way I can go with you guys this time?" She asks. I jaw drop.

"Absolutely not, no way sweetie!" I reply angrily. "Spring break isn't a place for young vulnerable goth girls! You know the kind of freaks up there who drool all over you!" I rant.

"Well I can blend in easy enough. Just let me come with you!" She pleads. Wait a fucking minute.

"Say that again," I inquire.

"I said I can blend in," Loona explains. Now I get it. But before I can reply, Millie beats me to the punch.

"You have a human disguise?" Millie asks shocked.

"Yeah, don't you?" Loona asks rhetorically. Me, Moxxie and Millie look to each other and look back awkwardly.

Loona's jaw dropped. "You three have been screwing around on earth this whole fucking time. Without human disguises!?" She yells.

I knew this would end badly. What do I do...oh wait! I got it! "Ok new plan!" I say hastily. "Loona can go in with her human disguise and then lure out the victims to us! Sound good?"

"Yeah," Loona replied.

"Flawless logic," Millie commented. I felt very happy with this plan! Nothing could ruin this-

"Uh, sir," Moxxie began. Of fucking course. "We would need MANY clients to complete this challenge. We're not going up there just to massacre."

I grin. "Just leave that to me!" I finished. "Meeting adjourned, let's get this party started!" I cheer. I checked the clock again and sighed. Xandar's still not here? Shit. Ok Blitzo, be strong. He's probably lost is all!

Xandar's P.O.V:

I stir awake and grunt. My arms are really cramped. "Ugh..." I groan. I try to move my arms, but to no avail. "What the-"

"Like the rope?" A female voice asked mockingly. Wait. Why does that voice sound familiar? "It's a pristine, succubus made leather," the voice practically purred. Oh fuck! Don't tell me. "Verosika?" I ask in shock.

"You got it, hunk," she says causing me to blush. I look at her, she's wearing a revealing bikini. It was a fucking boob window! "So," she said. "Let me offer you a deal."

"Let's make a deal! HAHAHAHAH!"

"You help me win the bet with that no good freak. And you may get a," She paused with dramatic effect. "Hot time with me," she finished. If my face was any more red I would be on fire. "So what'll it be?" She asked leaning towards me seductively. I look at her breasts. Shit, she makes a good bargain.

"And I'll even sweeten the deal," she says snapping her fingers. One of her underlings, the short one, comes in with an even skimpier outfit. "Two on one?" Verosika asks putting a high heeled boot right on the chair, a little too close to my...area.

I think this through. I want to try this out. Especially since it's my favorite singer! But on the other hand, I'd lose the friends I just made. What do I do!? What Should I do?

"No," I say. Verosika looks at me in shock. Her eyes were wide and her jaw dropped.

"What?" She demands still flabbergasted.

"I said," I begin quietly. "No!" I shout in her face. She takes a step back involuntarily.

"Impossible," She whispers to herself. "No mere mortal can ignore the charm of a succubus. Let alone me! So how did-" she tries to think before I cut her off.

"How do you think I got here?" I challenged a smirk on my face. "I made a deal! You can hurt, injure or seduce me all you want. But guess what? I am practically immune!" I chuckle.

The shorter succubus walks up to me and punches me in the face. The first one was to shut me up. She then does it again, probably just for good measure.

"What do I do!?" Verosika bellows. "I am NOT going to lose to that-that-limp dick freak!" She punches a wall causing a hole to appear.

The tall, blonde haired succubus comes in and smirks at me. She whispers something to Verosika, who stops breathing heavily. She then chuckles and turns to me. "Since I can't buy you," she begins walking towards me. "I'll just put you under my spell. And we'll still fuck. Gotta get some! And I'll make sure you listen. Virgin brat!" She cackles before shoving her mouth onto mine.

I start to feel woozy, then light headed. My vision starts to fade and the last thing I see is her smirking face.

Normal P.O.V:

The I.M.P were already on earth killing people on the beach. Blitzo had just gotten done placing someone's body in a burlap sack. "Six kills in the bag!" Blitzo cheered. "I'd like to see that bitch try to beat that!" He added smirk on his face.

In that moment he heard music on the stage nearby. He turned his head and gasped seeing a familiar succu-bitch on the stage. "Alright spring breakers!" The seductive voice of Verosika Mayday announced. "Y'all ready to fucked up and make some bitching bad choices!?" She finished.

The audience cheered. Blitzo glared in anger. This isn't looking good, he thought to himself. "And!" Verosika continued with a smirk that was directed towards Blitzo, "today's debut performance! For one night only...XANDAR LEE!" She shouted.

Blitzo gasped. "No FUCKING way..." He trailed off in shock. When Xandar walked on stage, his eyes were practically swirling. Blitzo growled. That...that bitch! He thought to himself in anger. She actually got him into this. How do I set him free from her spell!?

Blitzo with a determined look started stomping towards the stage, only to stopped by Loona. "What are you doing Loonie!?" Blitzo roared causing her to grab his mouth.

"Fucking be quiet!" Loona hissed. "You can't just waltz up there! You're gonna get us all in trouble!" She finished hoping to get him to listen.

"He's under her spell!" Blitzo hissed back. "I can't let him-I just-" he stopped and tears fell down his eyes. Loona gasped. Is he crying!? Loona thought to herself surprised.

"Don't worry Blitzo," she said. "I'm gonna stop this!" She explained and started making her way to the stage.

It was at this moment Verosika began to sing. It was one of her best tunes. "Vacay To Bone-Town."

Verosika: Pack your bags, suns out! Take a vacay babe, take it straight to bone town.

Xandar: Welcome to Bone-Town, a place you can get down! Relax in more ways than one! Just here to have some fun!

Verosika smirked as Xandar sang. She actually liked his voice. It was like honey to her ears. She was starting to like him. She wanted him. And what she wanted, she got. Unbeknownst to her, Loona was making her way toward the stage.

Loona then stopped upon seeing Vortex. She had to distract him. She also really liked him. She decided she would kill two birds with one stone.

Loona's P.O.V:

I walked casually up to Vortex. "Hey," I began awkwardly. "You," I finished giving him a playful punch on the arm.

"Oh hey," Vortex replied. God his voice was like honey to my ears. "You're the Hell Hound working for boss's freaky ex," he realized.

"Yeah," I reply awkwardly. "Sorry if that's weird." I add.

Vortex shrugged. "It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not payed enough to care," he explained with a bored voice.

"Yeah, yeah!" I say as casually as I could. "I'm Loona," I continue accidentally making a weird dog noise.

Vortex chuckles. "Ok. I'm Vortex!" He barks before laughing with me. Just be cool Loona. You got this.

"That's hot," I say. Shit! That's hot!? Fuck. Cover it up! Oh fuck I'm blushing. Think of something! Quick! "I mean like, literally, ya know. Because vortex's-they contain heat, probably."

Vortex smiles and gives a chuckle. Fuck, that was so cheesy. "Yeah," he replies. "I guess you're right."

Before I could continue, Blitzo pushed his way between us. "Am I, interrupting something?" He demanded. Damn it Blitzo! Why do you always do this? Time to show him who's top Hell Hound. Like always.

"Fuck Blitzo!" I shout causing him to recoil. "Why can't you stay out of my face for like, five minutes!?" I demand.

Blitzo looks at me in shock and hurt. "Because I adopted you!" He roars. "And that should mean something!"

"I was eighteen!" I yell back. "So it doesn't matter!"

"Well, it still counts!" Blitzo shouts crossing his arms.

"Well it shouldn't! I didn't need you then asshole! And I don't now!" I finish and turn away. I huff angrily.

"Now who wants a piece of this!?" I hear Verosika announce, as the crowd still cheers. I hear Blitzo sniffle and I turn to him in shock. Maybe I crossed the line.

"Blitzo, I-" I try to say before he cuts me off.

"I'm gonna go and kill something!" He says trying to hide his sadness. "Have fun-with your friend," He finishes as he stomps off. Before I can say anything I hear a roar and turn my head. What the hell!?

Xandar's P.O.V:

I blink rapidly and shake my head. Why do I feel woozy? I look around and see I'm on a stage. "What the fuck?" I mutter. "How did I get here?" I ask. I then turn to Verosika. Wait a minute! She fucking hypnotized me! I'm going to show her who's-

"ROAR!"

I turn my head in shock and see a gigantic fish monster. I then see said monster grab Moxxie with his tongue. "Moxxie!" I shout causing Verosika to turn to me in shock. I shoot her a glare. "I don't work for you!" I say venomously. "See ya!" I shout and run towards the fish monster.

Author's Note: It looks like Moxxie and the beach are in BIG trouble. With Xandar out of his hypnotic state, can he save the day!? Find out in the thrilling conclusion to Spring Broken!