Author's Note: I know that the last chapter was very short and I'm genuinely sorry for that. I have been battling depression for quite some time and needed a break. But, it ended up making the last chapter shorter than it was supposed to be. So I promise you, the chapters will get longer and better.

Also, to ReadingBeta, since I didn't see the review until recently, I have a few mental illnesses, so sometimes it's really difficult to find my own happiness. However I have found many ways to help myself in these times so it's getting better. And there won't be any smut, I am very sorry to say. Though I promise you, there will be only described make out scenes and mentioned clothes removal. That's as far as I'm willing to go. So with that, let's begin!

Last time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, Xandar got a demon disguise and a certain succubus made a plan to kidnap Xandar. What will happen? Find out now!

Chapter Twenty: Surprises Part 2

Normal P.O.V:

Xandar got off of the bus and gave a weary sigh. He just had the most emotional and exhausting day that he could remember. As he walked up to his apartment and pulled out the key, he couldn't help but hold his face. "What an exhausting day," he groaned. He smiled after a moments pause. "Thank God Loona is stopping by," he said.

As he put the key in the lock and turned it, he couldn't help but feel like he was being watched. He turned around. Seeing nothing he sighed in relief. As he opened the door he gasped. Standing before him were three succubi. The first was a blonde haired one, her name was Apple. The second was tall and had an afro. Her name was Coco. Lastly was the short succubus. Her name was Milky.

Xandar rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Great. You again," he muttered. Apple held her mouth and chuckled while Coco sighed and Milky growled.

"Yes, us!" Milky seethed taking a threatening step forward before she was grabbed by Apple.

"Cool it Milky," she warned. "I know you hate him, but we can't bring back the cargo harmed. Remember?" She demanded.

"Maybe he'll be willing to come with us quietly?" Coco suggested.

"Ya know," Xandar began with a sigh, causing the succubi to turn to him. "First, I'm standing right here. Second, I already have a girlfriend. So, to say this as politely as I can...would you mind pissing off?" He inquired.

Milky scoffed. "And that's polite?" She grunted.

Xandar put a talon on his chin. "Hmm," he thought in a mocking manner. "Yes actually. Considering you kidnapped me before, this is as nice as I can be."

Now Coco scoffed and took a polite step forward. "Look kid, I am NOT in the mood to be lectured by a human in a demon disguise. So, you can come willingly, or we can just duke it out. Which sounds better to you?" She asked.

Xandar smirked and raised his fists. "Does this answer your question? Succu-bitch?" He taunted. Coco gasped, looked down at Milky and nodded. Milky grinned, cracked her knuckles and ran forward fist raised. Xandar raised an eyebrow, sidestepped and grabbed Milky before flinging her into a wall.

"Milky!" Apple shouted in shock. She roared becoming full demon and lunged at Xandar. As he caught her and punched her in the face and punched her stomach, he failed to see Coco picking up a soda glass. As Xandar chucked Apple to the wall next to Milky he laughed.

"Who else wants a go? I can do this all-" But he didn't get a chance to finish, feeling something on the back of his head and hearing a crash. He fell to the floor quickly unconscious.

"What an asshole," Coco scoffed wiping her hands.

"Where were you when I was getting the shit beat out of me?" Milky demanded.

Coco rolled her eyes. "I was grabbing the soda bottle? Hello!" She replied rhetorically. As Apple and Coco lifted the unconscious Xandar up, Milky growled again.

"The fuck does Verosika see in him anyway? He's so fucking annoying." She then walked to the door remembering to close it behind her to avoid suspicion. Little did she know though, Moxxie saw the whole thing.

"Oh crumbs," he said in fear before running back to I.M.P headquarters as fast as his legs could carry him.

ZZZ

"WHAT!? Loona roared causing Moxxie to jump. Moxxie had just told Loona about Xandar's kidnapping. She was not happy. In fact, she was infuriated to say the least. You're telling me that you saw him get kidnapped...and sat there with your thumb up your ass!?" She bellowed.

"Technically, I was standing there," Moxxie informed. Loona's growl told him he made a huge mistake telling her that. Before Loona could attack Moxxie, Blitzo stepped in.

"Loona!" Blitzo shouted earning another warning growl. He sighed. "Look, I don't like Moxxie's fuck up either-" he stated as Moxxie scoffed.

"I'm standing right here ya know!" Moxxie snapped. Blitzo however, continued as if the smaller imp had never spoken.

"-But attacking Mox won't solve anything. Believe me, I want to..." Blitzo trailed off before sighing again. "However, the fact is, Xandar is in danger. Standing here yelling or fighting won't save him from Verosika's slutty hands." Loona gasped softly.

"You...care about him too. Don't you?" She breathed in shock. It was something she couldn't believe. Sure, Blitzo adopted her, but she never thought he could care about someone else. At least, not how he used to.

"Yeah," Blitzo replied feeling a tear earning a gasp out of Loona, Millie and even Moxxie. "He's...he's the best friend I've ever had. Without him...or you Loonie...I feel like I'm nothing," Blitzo whimpered grabbing his face.

Loona couldn't believe her eyes. She took on a look of determination and grabbed the grimoire. "Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie!" She shouted earning their attention. Moxxie and Millie had determined looks as well. Blitzo looked up with tears falling down his cheeks. "Let's go save Xandar."

ZZZ

Xandar stirred awake. "Oh," he grunted as he attempted to stand up, only to feel weighted down. "The fuck?" He asked himself and attempted to pull away. He was bound tightly.

"It won't do ya any good," a voice said and Xandar saw Milky who glared daggers. "You're bound by a rope with a spell. Even if you try to break loose, you can't." Seeing the smirk on her face sent a shiver down Xandar's spine. He growled nonetheless.

"Oh you bitch," he spat. Milky glared again. "When my friends find out where I am. They will rain Hell-no pun intended-on your fucking asses!" He seethed.

Milky scowled and pulled out a knife. She zoomed up to him and placed the blade on his neck. "Now you listen here," Milky began with her ever present glare. "The ONLY reason I haven't torn you apart yet is because Verosika wants you unharmed. But believe me," she paused pushing the blade harder causing a trickle of blood to slide down Xandar's neck. "If it wasn't for her, you'd be dead already." She removed the knife and licked the crimson liquid.

Before Xandar could say anything, Verosika waltzed in wearing a bikini. She saw him and smiled. Upon seeing the cut however she gasped. "Milky!" She roared causing the succubus in question to flinch. "I told you don't harm him!" She screeched.

"He insulted me!" Milky challenged. Xandar sighed. As they fought he took in his surroundings. The room was red and pink and had a queen size bed with a heart on the backboard.

"Do not disobey me again!" Verosika roared literally throwing Milky out of the room. She sighed, pinched the bridge of her nose and turned to Xandar. "Sorry about that baby," she said with a seemingly genuine smile. Unbeknownst to Xandar though, it WAS genuine. "She can be a handful."

"Tell me about it," Xandar sighed. He figured he'd make polite conversation...at least until he was saved. Seeing Verosika stiffen, he looked at her in pity. "Why are you trying so hard?" He asked. "You know I have a girlfriend, right?" He inquired honestly.

Verosika nodded. "Yes. News travels fast here," she explained. "However, I must admit that I need something to feel. And I think you got it," she purred.

Xandar looked at her with an "are you serious," look. "Would you like my two cents?" Xandar asked.

Verosika raised an eyebrow but nodded all the same. Xandar took in a deep breath and blew out the air. "I always found you very attractive. Not only attractive, but fucking sexy as hell. I dreamed of one day dating you and maybe even have sex." He paused as Verosika smiled warmly. This was bizarre, even with all that happened before.

"However," Xandar continued causing Verosika to frown. She seemed worried, but he decided to press on. "I found someone who I deeply care about. She loves me and I love her. Immensely. If I wasn't dating her and you didn't kidnap me, I would've asked you out. But seeing where I stand...I don't think dating is possible. And I'm sorry for that," he finished.

Verosika played with her hair for a moment and took in what Xandar said. She couldn't believe he would've asked her out. But she had to be sure. She just had to. "Do you mean that?" She whispered. Xandar heard her though.

"Yes," Xandar replied. "You're beautiful and your heart is in the right place. But it was the wrong time. Plus you kidnapped me. That is grounds for not wanting to be with you." Upon seeing Verosika's heartbroken look he added, "BUT, that doesn't mean we can't start over from the ground up!"

Verosika jaw dropped. "Wait. Really!?" She gasped. Xandar nodded. She sensed he was being honest. "Well," she began but let the thought hang for a moment. She had to think about it. After a solid minute or two she nodded. "Ok! That sounds great!" She decided.

"Great!" Xandar said. But after a moment he added, "Could you please untie me now?"

ZZZ

Loona, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie were standing right outside Verosika's mansion. They were currently discussing a plan...it was NOT going very well.

"Blitzo!" Loona shouted in pure annoyance. "Don't be fucking stupid! We can't just waltz in there and fight! That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard. And I've heard MANY dumb plans from you!" She seethed.

"Well what else do we do?" Blitzo challenged. "Sneak in?" He asked annoyed. Seeing their responses he grunted. "Alright, we'll do the sneak in method." Before they could move they saw the front door open. They were about to instinctively spring into action, but jaw dropped when Xandar walked out unharmed.

Loona gasped and, without thinking, ran up to Xandar and hugged him. "Oh Xandar!" She cried. "I was so worried about you!" She sobbed. Upon further inspection she saw no injuries, save for one on his neck.

"Hey, hey," he replied returning the hug. "It's ok. Besides," he paused looking back at Verosika. "She let me go."

"Wait, what!?" Blitzo shouted in shock.

"It's true Blitzo," Verosika taunted causing Blitzo to growl. "We talked things over and we decided we will be on friendly speaking terms," she explained.

"Now wait just a fucking-" Blitzo tried but was cut off by Loona's reply.

"Fair enough," Loona replied. Everyone, including Verosika looked at her in shock. "You may be on speaking terms," Loona continued, but one of her eyes became blood red. "But if you EVER kidnap Xandar again? You will regret it. And I don't fucking care how popular you are!" Loona snapped grabbing Xandar's hand leaving everyone hella confused.

ZZZ

Xandar winced as rubbing alcohol was placed on his neck. Loona sighed as she placed a bandaid on it. "Are you sure you're ok?" She inquired yet again. Xandar nodded.

"Yeah," he replied. "Honestly though, I'm glad Verosika let me go. I'm more surprised my pacifist suggestion was listened to," he explained. Loona grabbed his shoulders and looked him in the eyes.

"Nothing happened, right?" She demanded, though kindly.

"No," Xandar responded. "I just talked to her kindly, gave my honest opinion and she decided to let me go. I promise you, we didn't have sex or anything like that. We just ate steak and had a pleasant conversation."

Loona smiled as she grabbed his face passionately. "Good," she said with a smile. "Speaking of sex," she stated taking of her shirt and lowering her shorts revealing a black thong.

"I was thinking the same thing," Xandar said with a smile undoing his belt. "I love you Loona," he stated as he leaned in for a kiss. Their tongues meshed in a passionate make out session.

"I love you too Xandar," Loona replied as they made out again.

Author's Note: I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! And before you guys ask, I made this an anti climax because I think Verosika should be an ally to Xandar rather than an enemy. Let's just say as well, this will come into play later.

Next time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, the I.M.P attend the Harvest Moon Festival, meet an interesting snake named Striker and Xandar and Moxxie's strength are put to the test.