Author's Note: I'm officially back into the swing of frequent updates. I'm doing better than I was awhile ago. So, here we go.

Last time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, Xandar got a demon disguise and was kidnapped, then got on good terms, with Verosika. Now, a festival begins!

Chapter Twenty-One: The Harvest Moon Festival Part 1

Normal P.O.V:

Stolas' palace was very peaceful this morning. Well, almost. In Stolas bed, Blitzo lit a cigarette and placed his hands behind his head attempting to relax. Next to him was the owl prince in question. He was tied up to the backboard and had a ball gag on his chest.

"I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon," Stolas explained. He had a VERY important duty to perform. Namely being the Harvest Moon Festival.

Blitzo sighed. "When this happens..." he began gesturing To Stolas, while using the cigarette to burn the rope, "...it's not really something I fuss about. But do ya really need the book for this farm bull shit?" He demands as he hands Stolas the cigarette. "I have like, fifteen new clients waiting for heads to roll!" He informed angrily.

Stolas puffed on the cigarette and blew out the smoke, which came out in the shape of a heart. "As shocking as it may seem Blitzy," Stolas began, "my grimoiiire is actually incredibly important and it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty, bitty, imps like yourself," he explained putting the cigarette out on of Blitzo's horns and pinching his cheek.

Blitzo scoffed pushing Stolas away. He was very angry about not being able to use the grimoire. How else was he supposed to continue his business without the book?

"The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion!" Stolas explained with a smile. "It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals."

Blitzo stroked his chin in thought. "Wrath huh?" He thought out loud. "My employees are from there. I've never really been." He still thought about it. What was so important about a festival?

Stolas gasped in happiness and sat up immediately. "Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival?" He suggested. "I can guarantee you all..." he trails off on purpose pulling the covers over his head. He then reappeared right near Blitzo's crotch. "Special access," he purred chuckling seductively.

Blitzo scoffed again. "Look, I told you, we are NOT bodyguards, alright? That was a one-time thing we fucked up. Especially since Xandar got hurt."

Stolas remembered that event well. He thought back to Xandar living at his house for those two short days. He then realized with Xandar's new demon disguise, that he'd be able to come back. Only if Stella approved. Ugh, Stella.

Shaking his head to ignore the idea of his wife he decided to persuade Blitzo to go. And he knew just how to do so. "I'm simply offering a work free day of fun. After all, wouldn't you want Xandar to have a much deserved vacation?" He inquired.

Blitzo thought about it. "Ya know what? You're right. This does sound like it could be a blast and a half," he mused. He then sighed again and added, "Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway."

"Aww," Stolas replied in a baby like voice. "I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait."

Blitzo chuckled. "Oh, fuck my clients!" He said nonchalantly and waiving his hand dismissively.

ZZZ

Xandar's P.O.V:

I breathed heavily. I was laying down next to Loona holding my chest. "Damn," I breathed pleasurably. "You're a dream come true babe," I sighed with a chuckle.

I hear a flicking sound next to me and turn to Loona. She was lighting a cigarette. She inhales and blows out the smoke with a sigh of frustration. I frown. "Did you not like it?" I trail off nervously.

She looks at me in surprise. "No, no! Of course I did babe," she said. "I just got a text from Blitzo." I sighed. Even though I'm a friend of his...he was kinda weird.

I roll onto my side feeling the covers come off me slightly. "What is he saying?" I ask curiously.

"He wants us to go to the Wrath Ring," she replied rolling her eyes. I nod. "And something about Millie's parents living there," she adds. I jump up in response. Loona looks at me shocked. My eyes felt like they turned into stars.

I'm about to say something when I hear a wolf whistle. I look outside and see someone peaking in the window. What made it worse was that I wasn't wearing underwear. "Oh shit!" I yell falling backwards. Loona catches me before I could hit the floor. "Thanks," I say taking deep breaths.

"You're welcome," Loona replied. She then thought of something. "Why are you excited about Millie's parents?" She asked.

"Honestly," I begin with a smile, "she talked about them before. They sound nice." Loona rolled her eyes. "What's wrong Loona?" I ask worriedly.

"They hate Moxxie," she explains taking another puff of her cigarette. My eyes widened. I wondered why Moxxie was always nervous when Millie talked about them.

"Fuck," I sigh. I took a deep breath. "It should be fine," I add. I then smirk. I jump onto Loona's chest and look her in the eyes. She's still holding her cigarette. She smirks flicking it into the ashtray by the bed. "Ready for round 2?" I question seductively. Before she can reply we hear a thud at the window. We turn and see two women staring into it. And at me specifically.

"We are!" They shout excitedly. Loona growled. Oh boy. She opened the window and took a deep breath. Here it comes. I cover my ears.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

ZZZ

The Wrath Ring was such an intimidating sight. There was dirt on the ground of course. But then there were mountains with lava pouring into craters in ground. I shiver in fear. Shit, this place is giving me the creeps. I feel a hand on my shoulder and I turn. It was Loona of course.

She gives me a kind smile. I smile in reply. "I love you Loona," I say dreamily.

"I love you too Xandar," she replied. She is about to kiss me until we hear chuckling. Moxxie and Millie were the ones laughing. Are they laughing at us!?

Loona grunted in frustration. "Why are you laughing fatty?" She growls at Moxxie. Moxxie gasps and is about to snap when Millie steps in.

"We just find it adorable!" Millie defended. "Me and Moxxie were like that when we were your ages. After all, love is love," She says about to kiss Moxxie.

Blitzo honked his car horn startling us to attention. "Alright listen up now horny lovers!" He yelled. "We need to be chill with Millie's folks," he explained. He then directed his attention to me from his rear view mirror. "Xandar, since they don't know you, you'll need to be in your disguise."

I nod. I then think of something. "Wait!" I shout nervously. "What do I say? What do I do!?" I exclaim freaking out. Millie makes a shushing sound.

"Calm down Xandar," she says as soothingly as possible. "You got this!"

"Hell yeah!" Blitzo shouts.

"Why not say you're Prince Stolas' lost family member or something to that effect?" Moxxie suggested.

"Oh come on fatty," Loona grunts with a roll of her eyes. "I don't think anyone will buy it."

"Actually Loonie, he's got a point. Which is weird," Blitzo says as we pull into a gravel path in front of a farm house. "It could be stupid as hell. But it may work if we play our cards right."

"A-alright..." I stutter still nervous. I feel Loona's hand again.

"You got this Xandar," she says lovingly while looking into my eyes. I smirk. We then proceeded to make out.

"Well, uhhhh," Moxxie begins nervously. "We'll uh, yeah," he trails off practically jumping out of the van. Blitzo and Millie followed suit.

Four Minutes Of Making Out Later

Millie smiled at, who I presumed were her parents. "Mama! Daddy!" She calls out and runs to them. I smile as they embrace. I take notice of the sign which reads, "Rough n' Tumbleweed Ranch."

The father beamed happily. "Yeeee-hawwww!" He crowed out. "How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?" He asked.

"I'm good, Pa," Millie replied. "Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree," she thanked. The woman, who is most definitely Millie's mother nodded.

"It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went 'freelance.'" She stated.

Millie chuckles. "Freelance pays fine, ma! We're doin' fiiine," she says hoping to avoid the statement. She then takes on a deadpan look. "It's fine," she adds. "Anyway, y'all remember my husband Moxxie?" She re-introduces.

Judging by the parents looks, they don't like him. "Greetings, Lin! Joe!" He tried to greet. He was still met with that glare. "How have you been, uh, with all the...flaming twisters and stuff around here?" He inquired holding out his hand.

Joe's stare intensified. "We just lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week," he growled.

Moxxie chuckled nervously causing me to facepalm. Oh lord, please just make this quick. The others were introduced as normal. Loona however looked at her phone.

The group then turned to me. "Hellllllooo!" I greet in as royal of a voice I can muster. "I am Prince Xandar of the Ars Goetia!" I introduce.

Joe and Lin gasp. "Aw crud!" Joe gasps before bowing. "I am so sorry your majesty!" He stuttered in fear. I sigh.

"It's o-" I start but see a look from Blitzo. He waved his hand in a "play the part," sort of way. I cough awkwardly. "I will forgive you this time, sir!" I shout hoping I sold it.

"D-don't worry," Lin chuckled nervously. "It won't happen again!" She adds. I nod. I turn to Loona.

"Babe-uh, love!" I call attention to Loona and she turns to me with a raised eyebrow. "Would you like to introduce yourself?" She sighs. I hope she won't be angry with me...

She pulls out her phone and starts looking up stuff. "Other than Prince Xandar, y'all don't deserve to know my name," she grunts.

"Well! Uh," I cough awkwardly. "With that, I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Now!" I continue and place my hand on Loona lovingly. "We shall head to our chambers!" I then smirk and whisper, "Or the barn."

Loona chuckles. "Sounds great, ' your majesty,'" she laughs. We then walk off. I look at Loona nervously.

"I'm so sorry babe," I stammered. "I hope I didn't upset you-" I tried to say but she cut me off with a kiss.

"It's alright, my 'love,'" Loona replied with a smirk. "And the barn works great!" She added seductively. We make our way there as she unbuttons her dress shirt and I undo my belt.

"Are you ready to ride this 'bull?'" I ask with a seductive grin. Loona practically cackled in response.

"Yeee fuckin' hawwww!" She shouts as she grabs my arms dragging me into the barn. Oh, this will take a good, loooooong while."

Author's Note: And so it begins!

Next time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, A mysterious snake appears, a contest of strength begins and a mocking song is sung.