I don't own Akame ga kill or Naruto this is a fan fiction.

I slumped against the side of the road pretending to go to sleep. I heard the horse and the cart coming down the road. I knew what I needed to do, pretend like I was falling asleep. This was all part of my entry strategy.

Sure enough, I felt a hand on my shoulder. "Oh me, Oh my, what an unfortunate young man. I think I will help him. Come on young man why are you sleeping on the road like that and not in your own bed?"

I pretended to awake and looked at her, "I simply have the worst luck ever, I came looking for my girlfriend and her two brothers. The first thing that happens a thief steals all my money, the city guards tells me I am wasting their time, beat me up and kick me out of their office. Now I am without money, hungry and tired from walking all over town. Why did she come to this awful place? We were happier in our village down south."

I heard her pretend to cry, "Indeed you are unlucky, but worry not. I know my family will help you. First I need to take you to my family home, give you a warm meal and a place to sleep. Once you tell my father and mother, I am sure they can use their connections to help you find these people you care so much about."

One of the guards near her helped me stands, "My lady is a very merciful person, she is always helping those in need. Lean on me and I will help you board the carriage." I got to the side of the rider or at least I tried, she stopped me and told me I should ride inside with her, after all, I was injured, tired and hungry.

The word mansion did not do this place justice, it was a palace and I knew my shadow clones would have quite the challenge in finding everything I needed to find. I knew that I needed to buy some time.

I walked with her towards the living room, and there they were, her parents. With all together they looked like a cozy little family. "So tell me, do you have any idea why your girlfriend and her brothers would come to the capital? Is your village far from here?"

I looked at him and smiled, "My village is under extreme taxation due to the empire, they once told me they wanted to come to the capital, make enough money to pay for the land our village was on, and thus lower the tax on the village. I, of course, told her it was never that easy."

I sat down on a chair in front of him, "My village is a few miles south of the capital, we are mainly traders, farmers, and ranchers. I was the one to heal the injured since I knew a bit of herbal medicine."

As soon as I said that I felt a little dizzy, the clones found everything I needed. Indeed the family was a collection of sadists and proud sadists at that. They wrote detailed accounts what they did to people from outside the capital, mostly villages that were far from the capital. The torture, poisons, and horrors were quite familiar to me.

My clones even informed me that they managed to get my gift into the food for tonight, food that the entire family was supposed to enjoy.

"You must be hungry, why don't you join us for dinner? I happen to be very interested in herbal medicine myself. I would like to hear how you treated the people of your village." The mother sure wanted another thing, since her diary spoke of intentionally infecting people with incurable illnesses and using poisons to cause pain.

"After the meal, I will contact a friend in the military, he will send a few platoons of our best to find your precious girlfriend and her brothers. I promise you will see them again before you expect. I do need their names can you please tell me their names?"

I looked at him as we walked towards the dining room, the food was already served, "My girlfriend is named Sayo, she has long silky black hair in a ponytail. Her brother Tatsumi has dirty blonde hair and green eyes, and her other brother has black hair and blue eyes, Ieyasu."

He looked like he was speaking with a guard and the guard left, I knew he was saying that once I was knocked out I would be placed in the storehouse like they did to all the others. "Please sit down, mind telling me of your herbal medicines. I can't wait to hear what you came up with."

As we were all seated, and we all began to eat I decided to drop my fake personality. "Well to tell you the truth, I am not much of a healer. My talents lie in something much more conducive to taking life rather than saving it. I am told that I am extremely talented in the art of torture and interrogations."

They pretended to look shocked, good I decided to continue. "I also know of your family's little hobby. I am sorry to have lied to you, but I really wanted to meet fellow poison and death aficionados. It is extremely hard to find people that share our shall we say unique areas of interest."

I took a small tube out of my pocket and decided to hand it over to his wife. "What you hold in your hand is Iocame powder, smell but don't touch or taste." She did smell it and she began shaking her head. "I smell nothing at all."

I took the tube back and placed the cap on it. "What you didn't smell is one of the world's deadliest poisons. It is flavorless, colorless, blends perfectly with liquids, and it is impossible to trace. I developed ways to make this extremely effective poison be slow acting, you see normally this thing kills within seconds of ingesting."

Her father now was really fascinated by the look on his face. "Why would you delay the poison? What purpose would it serve? You risk someone giving your intended victim an antidote."

I smiled at him, "Except there is no antidote. The poison works by enlarging the pores in the victim's stomach, it makes it possible for the person's stomach acid to leave the stomach and thus dissolve the organs of the victim. First, you feel an itching in the back of your throat, then the pain begins in your stomach, and begins to spread. Once it reaches the place where your bladder is the victim will die within seconds."

"Even under an autopsy, the coroner will simply say that the victim died of a bleeding ulcer. I think you will also want to know that I know everything you three wrote in your diaries, and even what you would do to me. Except that the delay poison we talked about, it was added to the food you and your guards ate."

Now the family began to laugh like maniacs, finally disregarding the illusion of the caring family, "Except you ate the food too. We might die, but you are going to die just like that whore you called your girlfriend and her two brothers."

As I expected it the look of pain on their faces, and confusion was priceless. The father of the little sadist family was the first to die, then the mother who's insides came out as a putrid mixture as she tried to throw up to get rid of the poison.

The girl looked at me angry, in pain and confused. "Why are you not dying like we are?" I smiled and looked at her contorting face. I could not help but to feel happy that my children were avenged.

"It is quite simple, I am immune to the poison. Having worked with it for so long, and taking small doses of it has made me immune to the poison. Now die you lying little psycho, die for killing my daughter and my sons. I hope my friend has a special place in hell for you and your parents."

The illusion of my henge finally came undo and I ran towards the warehouse. What I saw made me wish I could revive them all and make them suffer that death a thousand time. Sayo was mutilated beyond recognition, Tatsumi was quartered, burned, drowned and lastly decapitated.

Ieyasu was the last to die, as he stretched out his bloody hand and touched mine. "I am sorry we failed father. I am sorry we couldn't help the village. Some ninjas we turned out to be." I smiled at him and I knew he suffered the longest and didn't say anything about me or the training I gave them. They kept the secret even as death was assured.

"You three have made me very proud, my beloved children. You can rest easy now, I have avenged you three. Go now my son and tell your sister and brother the psycho family was punished and you three made me very proud. Go now and enter the realm of the sage. Tell him I said you three are magnificent ninjas."

My three children were dead, all I could think off was burning their bodies and placing their ashes in a storage scroll. As I burned their bodies and placed each in a separate seal. I couldn't help but cry as I remembered everything that we lived together. I took the scroll and placed a small kiss on it as I sealed it shut.

"Are you done? We will want some explanation on what you have done tonight." I looked and found a man wearing a particularly interesting suit of armor standing right in front of me. I knew that no one was near me, so where did this big guy come from?

"Not much to tell, the family of this mansion tortured, and killed my children. I avenged them and did so in an equally painful manner they killed my children. If I was to have any regrets it's that I can't revive them and killed them a few hundred times. So tell me, guardsman, are you going to try and kill me."

That made the big guy in armor begin laughing out loud. I didn't think what I said was that funny. "Not at all, you see we actually were planning to kill the very same people you killed. Except you killed them before we could. I guess I should say that we are Night Raid. You probably heard about us."

I looked at him and smiled, "Sure I heard about your little group from a blonde beauty with the nicest tits I ever have seen." Out of nowhere, someone tackled me and I found myself being hugged.

The exact same blonde, but somehow her hair grew longer and had kitty ears and a tail, her hands looked like claws. "Ah, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. You sure know how to flatter a girl like me."

A young woman holding a black katana came towards me. "Well I am not too happy about you stealing my prey, but at least the boss will be happy the mission got done in time. What that woman hugging you should say is that you are coming with us. Our boss needs to hear an explanation why you did this."

I walked towards her and looked at her sword, "Sure I got nothing better to do anyways, nice sword by the way. It looks cursed to me. Must make it easier to kill people. But you people might not want to make me angry, you wouldn't want me to be angry. I happen to be vampiric in nature and if you make me angry enough I might decide to make you all my dinner."

Out of nowhere, a black dome appeared and we all appeared outside a large building, that was carved from the side of a mountain.

The blonde woman with the nice rack was named Leone, the one with the nice sword was named Akame, and the one that was looking at me with a look of 'this guy is just a pathetic bug' was named Mine.

The guy in the armor had to be the one that didn't surprise me as much, he reminded me of Lee and Might Guy sometimes. He had the single strangest hairdo I ever was seen, but he seems to have worked out a lot. He was a mass of muscles, and the fact that he was gay didn't trouble me one bit.

Who am I to judge when I spent three days as a maid to get the information for my mission. The fact that I had to use the henge to appear as a woman, and had to act all manners of demure, and cutesy left me with a pretty open mind it seems.

The place looked nice, the kitchen left something to be desired, and the everyone got a room of their own so at least I could have some privacy. Leone continued the guided tour until we found Akame cooking what looked to be the carcass of a giant chicken.

"Akame is sort of our wild child, hey Akame what are you doing?" She just looked at us and said that she was cooking dinner.

"I will give you Leone a piece, but nothing for that guy. He is not a part of Night Raid."

I felt a bit upset as she said that, "Well fine, you can keep your roasted beast. I hope you choke on it. I don't need you to give me squat. Nobody ever did, why should you be any different."

I began to walk away before Leone asked me what I considered an obvious question, "Where are you going?" I told her since this particular group of killers was not going to give their guest any food, I needed to go out and hunt something for myself.

She began to laugh, "You know there are a lot of danger beast in the area. We even saw a water dragon a few days ago. Do you still want to go hunt by yourself?" I laughed at her attempt of scaring me.

I continued walking and she for some odd reason continued walking behind me. "A dragon would sure be a nice dinner. I sure hope nobody else killed it. I haven't had a dragon in days."