I Don't Own Akame Ga Kill Or Naruto This Is Fan Fiction Only.

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I know that everything that happened to me lately would get me labeled crazy by most, I know most would not believe my very existence, but I don't care, I decided to go to my favorite bar, because today I had a reason to celebrate, a very good, and almost miraculous reason, I am slowly regaining my skills and memories, and to make matters even better my kids are alive again.

What kind of a father would not be happy to have his precious kids back, safe and sound, I still can't help but wonder when these seals were placed on me, to mess up my memories so badly that I honestly thought I had two sons and a single daughter, instead, I came to find out I had the opposite, two daughters and a single son.

The horrible thing is I don't remember Tatsumi being such a disrespectful, foul-talking kid, instead, I always felt like he was the respectful and obedient son any man would be proud to call his son, and that is not even taking into account that my two daughters seem to have a crush on that punk son of mine, that fucking does it, if I ever needed a fucking drink this was it.

I walked into the bar ignoring most of the other drunks, they never have anything that interesting to say, this is considered by many to be the dingiest, lowest bar in the capital, but unlike everywhere else at least in this fucking bar, they don't water down your drinks, charge reasonable prices, and those that are regulars know that if there is a secret to be known, the bartender at this place knows it, and will only sell it to those he trusts.

As I sat on a seat at the bar the bartender began to glare at me for some reason, "Naruto, you stupid fucking son of a bitch, what the hell did you do to my fucking bathroom?" I told him I did something that has not been done in decades, cleaned it, and put some flowering pots to take care of the stench, he should be grateful instead of giving me this shit.

He looked like he was about to growl when I said this, "Naruto the thing you call a stench helps people get over their hangovers, but I supposed I should be happy about you cleaning my fucking toilets for free. So Order anything you want because today you get one drink on me!"

I couldn't help but laugh after what this gruff bastard said, "Sure a bottle of honey ale, not a glass, a fucking bottle, something good happened to me and I want to fucking celebrate it!" That caught the attention of some of the other regulars and asked me what the hell happened to me to make me want to do anything as cheerful as celebrate it?

I didn't hold back and told them that my three kids were found alive and well, and are back home, so of course I am fucking happy about this, not too long ago I thought they were all fucking dead, but they are alive, and I am going to celebrate it, even if I have to do that alone! "The crazy thing is I guess my age is finally catching up with me, cause my memory isn't as good as it once was, I even had a nightmare of a lover who I think has been dead for decades. I know that if she was alive, she would be pissed that I never got to our wedding, but that is neither here nor there."

The bartender and the others got a little quiet, and I swear that the air got a little colder all of a sudden, "So Naruto what was the family name of that lover of yours? If I know, maybe I can remember if she really is dead or not." I looked at the bartender and told him without wasting a second, her family name was Esdeath. For some strange reason, this made the entire bar become so silent that it felt like I was in the middle of a graveyard.

"Just how in the world did you have a lover in that family? Don't you know that family raises them to be officers in the Imperial Army? I refuse to believe such things." I told him that as a former prime minister, I had no need to prove myself to anyone, and if he didn't believe me, that was his problem, not mine.

I poured myself a glass of ale and began to drink it, I got to say in such a hot day as today whatever is making the air colder is welcomed, I felt quite comfortable thanks to this, and the ice in my glass was not melting as fast as I expected. The only thing I had to complain about is why is my bartending friend not leaving this subject alone, most others probably said that I was either nuts or making it up after they heard about me being a former prime minister, but he will not let this go.

"Look I don't want to ruin your celebration, but not that long ago a lady from that family came here to ask questions about you, chances are that someone in that family has a problem with you. If what you said is true, they may hold a grudge against you for seducing a noble's daughter." I told him it wouldn't matter in the least, it happened so long ago I don't think she and her family is even alive anymore.

That is when I heard a woman speak from a nearby table, "Had I not inherited my mother's teigu you would be correct, as your first wife also died long ago, but you swore that I would get to be one of your wives Naruto, and then you shamelessly left and left me waiting at the altar. Do you have any idea how humiliated I was when that happened, after all these years I come to find you even have children with someone else, children that you were supposed to have with ME? So tell me my dearest Naruto, what possible excuse do you have for doing all this to me?"

I looked at her wearing that blouse that apparently showed plenty of cleavage, her black robes, and what someone else might say extremely short shirt, with a pair of riding boots, she actually reminds me of the girl that I dreamt about. But this makes no sense the girl that I once planned to make my second wife, by suggestion if not insistence of my first wife had long lustrous blonde hair, her hair, and the girl who appeared in my dream had blue hair. "Look I appreciate a joke as much as the next person but you can't be Tsukiumi, there is no way, she had long blond hair and not nearly as shorts as yours. My reasons for not appearing at the wedding with her are for her ears only. "

She quickly became furious and began to cause water to appear around us, and she was glaring at me, "Think carefully of what you respond, yes, my hair was once long ago blonde, some compared it as precious as gold, but after my groom cruelly broke my heart and ruined my good name as he did, I became rather depressed, had I not had a child later I would still be as depressed as I was, in fact, my daughter also inherited my hair color when she was born, but it has gotten a little lighter as time went by, I have not come back to the capital to hear of your infidelity or the children you may have had, I want answers Naruto, why did you leave me at the altar?"

I looked at her and glared at her, pretending to be someone I once loved was a low blow, to ruin my image among the common citizens even more so, "If you are the Tsukiumi that I was supposed to marry, then tell me one thing, what is my favorite dish, I never shared that single piece of information with anyone other than family or someone extremely close to me, well what is my favorite food." She apparently made all the water around us clean the floors and evaporate as she couldn't help but start laughing as I said this, she looked at me and simply said Ramen, obviously.

To hear her say that is shocking but understandable, "Very well for what you wish to speak of we need to do so in a place where our privacy is secure, no one may know the answer to that question in this place other than you, until such a place exists I can not answer the question you wish to ask of me. People who would do me and my kids harm may learn of what I said and cause harm, I hope that you understand."

She immediately caused everyone in the bar to be pushed out of the place, as if hit by a massive wave and that water suddenly formed a sphere around us, "There, no one can listen, what possible excuse will you say to me for what you have done to me and my family's good name?"

The only way she could control water to this extent is that she inherited a Teigu made from a danger beast that had this much control over water, you will not believe me even if I tell you, but fine since you were willing to go this far to make sure nobody overhears my words, I have been under the effects of three extremely harmful seals, so I have lost much of my memories, and I am still trying to organize my thoughts to figure which are real, and which were implanted, my three children also suffered with these seals and thanks to them they were all killed, since they inherited my ability as a Dhamphir, they were revived as soon as I remembered how to do so.

Chases are that the reason why I didn't show up for what was supposed to be my wedding with her, is that the one that used these seals caused me to forget everything about our engagement, it could have been any number of people, even people who would disapprove of you marrying me, to those that have done so out of pure malicious intent, my body has also suffered great harm, and I find myself severely weakened, but after my children were revived and back in my life, and even with so many memories still unclear to me, I decided to come to this bar to celebrate the return of my children. Three of whom I adopted after I helped build a village down south, these three as far as I knew were my only remaining family, my kids.

She was not happy to hear that if her demeanor told me anything, "You lost your memory, really, is that the best excuse you could come up with, do you have any idea how much ridicule and insults I endured after you never appeared on our wedding day? I was treated worse than a whore, a loose woman they dared to call me, some even dared to call me a slut, but then they turned those insults on my mother, whom you know had a weak heart, to begin with, to see this happen to me and the shame that this brought to my family was so horrid that it caused her to die, I inherited her Teigu, and upon inheriting this, I assumed her role as one of the Imperial Army's Generals, as my mother had done, but my main goal was to find why would you dishonor me like this? Why did you hate me so much to do this much harm to me? and I only came to find you today, drinking the very same thing we enjoyed together, honey ale."

I told her nothing I spoke is a lie, it was thanks to the help of a friend that I managed to even discover the seals that had been placed on me, they were somehow also placed on my kids, these seals are by no means merciful, they rob them of their memories and weaken than to the point some common thugs could do them in, they ended up falling in the clutches of some rather despicable people, but since they are my kids, they inherited from me my ability to be revived, and which is why they were able to be back with me.

I told you time and time again I am vampiric in nature, well my kids are also the same way, how bad was this seal altering my memories, I trained all three of my kids since they learned to walk, and throughout it all I thought I had two sons and a daughter, but once the seal broke and they were revived, what did I come to see? I had two daughters and only one son, this is how deeply that damn seal manipulated my memories, I honestly worry that most of my memories have either been changed, replaced, or twisted somehow, and that is not even mentioning what the seal did to my body if I faced the same danger beasts I once killed for the First Emperor again, there is no doubt that I would not survive a fight against some of them, my body is that much weaker.

It was almost like one of the seals was designed to slowly destroy my body, corrupt it, or poison it, but thanks to the seals no longer being present, I can slowly work on my memories, and restore my mind and body, even if it will take no less than two years to be back at full strength.

She looked at me and asked me to make an oath that what I said is true, or may I fall on my blade if I dared lie, I told her that if this will make her see I am not lying I will swear such an oath, knowing exactly what she meant the oath would be sworn on her imperial arms, and her imperial arms will activate and kill me should I lie after making this oath, usually is a short term oath so that shouldn't be a problem with me.

She asked me how many women have called me husband? I told her at most six or seven, but then again I am a few thousand years old, but aside from my first wife here in the Empire, all the other ones as much as I can remember, ended pretty badly, with my wife growing bitter and angry and she continued to grow older, and weaker in her senior years, while I will remain the same as on our wedding day, something like that could basically kill any love she had for me, especially since I can't make them like I am, much like me and my children you must be born a Dhampir.

She immediately asked about my kids, what father would not want to talk about the kids that were his pride and joy? I told them about my son who much to my dismay had the unfortunate fate of being bitten by the saving people bug like I was, "That son of mine would jump into a burning building if it means saving at least a single person, hero wannabe doesn't begin to describe him, but unknown to him I am quite proud of his ethics and skill with the sword, my only kid who picked the blade as I did."

My two daughters were as different as night and day, one loved to help around the house, mostly in the kitchen and washing clothes, and the other was a hunter, if she wasn't off hunting something to eat, she was growing it in a small parcel we owned in our village, "Ieaysu could not be described better than with the term tomboy, but there is nobody that could matcher with a pair of daggers, which makes sense since she did love to prepare food from scratch, Sayo, however, was a hunter through and through, no one could hope to defeat her in archery, she was also a skilled fisher and could lay traps that were very well made and placed, her fruits and vegetables brought a great taste to any food that we ate."

I told her but sadly much like many villages outside the capital, the heavy taxation was basically causing starvation and disease to run rampant, the only way to be free of these taxes was to buy the land where the village was made, but the price would be much more severe than most would expect, some never even manage to collect or keep enough in several lifetimes, the only alternative was according to my kids, to become officers in the Imperial Army, thanks to their high salary or so they thought they would be able to help the village purchase the land.

I was of course against it, but kids are impulsive when they are that age, sometimes in their travels, they were ambushed, or knocked out using some drug, and the person who placed the seals on me, did so again but this time with my kids. they apparently lost all their memories of their training, and their bodies became much weaker, not as badly as what happened to me, but then again I think I had these seals on me for much longer than they did.

She immediately asked me what was I doing lately? I couldn't tell her of Night Raid, she did mention being an imperial general, if I told her and that bastard probably already gave the order to have every member of Night Raid killed, she would be forced to accept that order and follow it. So I decided to talk with her about what she had been doing since last we met, and she asked me was necessary for me to tell her what I was doing, I simply said it would only be fair.

"Fine, I didn't want to say this but I was and in a sort of way am still pissed after you left me at the altar, I used that rage to fight against the enemies of the empire, I figured use that anger constructively or beneficially, but the bitterness and sadness of what you did, never left, so I took to drinking, and would sometimes find myself unconscious in my field tent, stupid I know, eventually I met a fellow officer and we got married, I even gave birth to my precious baby girl, her father died when a captain under my command turned traitor and tried to kill me, he took the killing blow intended for me, and killed the lousy traitor. After my baby girl grew up and became a young woman, she inherited my grandmother's imperial arms, seeing this and her skill as both a warrior and tactician, I passed my rank of General to her. Last I heard she was dealing with the barbarians in the north that attack our trading routes in that region."

Well that didn't make much sense to me, I went there a few times and in fact, the people that live in the northern region of the Empire are rather friendly and quite welcoming to others, but if Honest was the one that gave this order, it makes sense. "I wouldn't trust Honest truth to be told, he is not someone anyone should ever trust, you know as well as I do, that I still work in the secret section that I made back when I held the position of Prime Minister."

I think she found my last comment rather funny since she started to laugh as I finished saying, "So you actually have memories of you being Prime Minister and establishing Night Raid but no memory of our wedding or even our engagement, that seal must have been very selective of the memories it messed with, but hearing what you said made me realize that your memories have indeed been messed with, you are not a natural dhampir, you became one after you started hunting danger beasts with your friend, who was the First Emperor at the time, your first beast was a vampire danger beast, and as things would have it you ended up drinking quite a bit of its blood before the fight was over, you told me this yourself, and secondly, any person who you bite and drinks your blood becomes a dhampir like you are, I think those kids of yours must be really important to you."

I asked what made her think that she smiled as she took a gulp from her drink, "For them to be dhampir it means you let them drink your blood, and you bite them which is only done with the people, a parent who is trying to show affection to their child, or a man marking a woman as his mate. Your other wives are probably going to be as pissed off as I am, thinking that you went and abandon them or ran off somewhere. Even if some of them die of what seems to be old age or other reasons, you know as well as I do if the ritual is not performed it is only a matter of time before they come back to life on their own."

I told her that was not exactly a pleasant idea, since she was this upset, I would dread to think of how angry they would be after so many years away from each other, picturing all sorts of horrible comments from accusations of cheating to being a philander being among the kind comments.

"You always had a way with words, and you managed to calm down my rage rather well after you explain what happened, I will more than likely be present when they show up, so getting them to believe what happened to you should be a lot easier with me with you since you work in Night Raid, I imagine you still live in that old home of yours near your favorite hunting ground. What exactly makes you distrust the current Prime Minister?"

I looked at her and told her that the people of the northern region are actually typically quite friendly, they have to be to survive in such a harsh cold environment, in my travels I met several tribes and all of them were honest, honorable, and friendly folk, they would have little to no reason to attack the empire, they are nomadic by nature, hunting and gathering in the region was not easy and the animals do tend to move depending on the season.

"One example is what you said about sending troops to deal with Barbarians in the north that is a danger to the Empire, from what I know of the people that live in that region they would have no reason or desire to invade the Empire if anything, it seems to me that Honest is after something in the North, something that could end up being harmful to the environment of the region, as for them being a danger to the Empire, it is actually the opposite, they have more to fear of the Empire than the Empire has any reason to fear them."

She was quietly drinking when I finish saying that and asked me for another reason, I told her that many crimes committed by corrupt nobles in the Empire were more than likely instigated or ordered by Honest, he placed his kids, family, or people who swore loyalty to him to key positions within the Empire, and so far each and every one of them has committed acts that border on the inhumane. Then again what could people expect from a cannibal like Honest, to begin with, chances are the only reason he sent troops to the north to kill those people, is because he also sent some of his minions with those troops to get as many of those bodies back to him to add to his "groceries."

As for where I live she can find that out after we finish our drinks, since she is coming to see my home with me after all. She laughed and told me she also wanted to see if I got rusty in other areas making me think she wants to spar or do something like that.