Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. Our contestants showed off their best talents in the marvelous talent contest that was held. Some performances were great, others were terrible, and some were very noisy. The girls took their second win in a row thanks to Penny and her incredible singing, while the boys team lost another challenge; this time thanks to Beardo and his annoying sound effect skills. However, the boys decided to vote off Leonard instead, as he was the most useless and annoying member of the team. Arrivederci, wizard. Only 18 left, but tonight there'll be 17 left. Who will win the next challenge? Who will be the slingshot's next victim? Will the boys be able to win a challenge, or will spend another night being punished by Golan?. Find out now, on Total...Drama...Crossover!
[It's very sunny day. the boys are exhausted by the intense heat wave]
Big: It's very hot.
Beardo: (lying on a fence) Yeah. (mimics a whistling kettle sound)
Storm: Did the wizard cast a heat wave spell in revenge for us voting him out last night? (the boys stay silent for a while...until they start laughing)
Golan: (lying on a deck chair while Fiskerton and Spud are fanning him) Could you fan faster? I still don't feel anything!
Spud: We fan as fast as we can
Fiskerton: (while fans Golan) Wevan asf ar 'tas eh can! (We fan as fast as we can!)
Golan: What the heck did you say?! And you, Bunny. Keep jumping the stupid rope faster!
Jumpy Ghostface: (jumps the rope fast enough to create a wind that fans Golan) I-i'm...tired.
Golan: FASTER, YOU STUPID BUNNY!
Beardo: Hey. Stop treating them like your slaves!
Golan: You don't mess. Thank me that i didn't vote for you last night!
Beardo: That doesn't mean that you can treat your teammates badly.
Golan: Well. It's a punishment for having lost 2 challenges in a row.
Beardo: If we win the next challenge, will you stop treating us like your slaves?
Golan: Mmm...probably.
Beardo: Fine. I gonna swimming in the lake. That will help cool me down from this hot weather. (Spud faints from overheating)
Golan: Good idea! I will go with you (Golan follows Beardo)
Jumpy Ghostface: F-finally...(he stops jumping the rope and falls to the ground tired) Too...hot.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I'd really rather swim with sharks than swim with Golan. Oh well, That will help distract him for a while. I hate when he bullies other guys. We really must win the next challenge!
[At girls' cabin]
Kitty: (fanning herself with one of Kitana's steel fans) It's very hot. I'm sweating too much!
Nazz: I need something to cool me down!
Kitty: (offers her one of Kitana's steel fans) Here, take this to fan yourself.
Nazz: Oh, Thank you. Where did you get it?
Kitty: Kitana lent them to me
Nazz: Really? (Kitana enters the cabin annoyed)
Kitana: No. I didn't lend you my steel fans! (takes the fans away from Kitty and Nazz)
Kitty: But i'm hot
Kitana: Me too. But that doesn't mean you can take my fans without my permission.
Peppa: It's very hot. I would like to eat an ice pop!
Kitana: There's not ice pop in this island!
Narrator: (voice over) There's not ice pop in the island
Nazz: Okay. Who said that?
Peppa: Oh. Then i gonna do what I like to do the most! (runs out of the cabin)
Nazz: And what is?
Peppa: (running) Jumping in the muddy puddles! (jumps into a mud puddle. Unfortunately for her, it's so hot that the mud puddle dried up) Oh. What happened?
Narrator: (voice over) Oh, dear. It's so hot that the muddy puddle has dried. (Kitty and Nazz look at each other confused)
[Later, at the main lodge]
Chef: Alright, idiots. Lunch time! Grab a bowl!
Golan: Great! I've waited for lunch since we finished breakfast!
Kitty: (Chef serves her some red rice stew) Oh. This looks appetizing. (she takes a taste of the food and her face turns red) HOT!
Chef: I hope you enjoy the today's special, rice stew with hot sauce, jalapeños and...
Mary: ...Capsicum annuum.
Chef: What?
Mary: Capsicum annuum, also known as chili peppers.
Chef: Whatever. Enjoy your food (evilly laughs)
Crimson Glory: I will not eat this.
Mary: Me neither. This contain too much Capsaicin.
Killer Moth: (taunting at the girls) What's the matter? Too hot for you?
Crimson Glory: Shut up, Big Bug.
Spud: You know, I have no problem eating spicy foods. and if you don't believe me, I gonna eat all of this in one bite.
Kitana: This is going to be exciting.
Crimson Glory: Okay. Show me what you got!
Spud: Okay, I'm ready! (eats all the food in one bite)
Beardo: (surprised) Wow!
Kitty: GOSH! (Spud finishes his meal, not feeling anything spicy)
Crimson Glory: (surprised) You've shown to have guts!
Nazz: (shocked) ...A big one.
Killer Moth: Meh. Anyone can do that (eats all the food in one bite. but unlike Spud, Killer Moth's mouth starts to burn)
Beardo: Are you okay?
Killer Moth: (holding the burn) Y-yeah.
Chris McLean: Greetings, contestants. Are you enjoying the lunch?
Penny: Not really. This food is totally...(looks at Chef, who is glaring at her)...delicious!
Pacifica: Oh yeah? (gives her food to Penny) then eat my lunch. I'm allergic to spicy food.
Chris McLean: I hope you guys get ready, because the challenge will start soon.
Crimson Glory: I'd like to start the challenge now, Mr. McLean.
Chris McLean: That's the spirit of a good competitor, Crimson. You guys will to want to win the challenge. Because today there will be rewards for the winner team. (the teams cheer)
Golan: Rewards?! (To the guys) WE BETTER WIN THIS OR I SWEAR THAT I WILL BE VIOLENT WITH YOU! (scares Jumpy Ghostface)
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] If we lose, i hope i get voted off tonight. I won't want to be here when Golan wants attack my team.
Chris McLean: Okay, teams. For today's challenge, you have to race around the island.
Peppa: (giggles) I love racing!
Narrator: (voice over) Peppa love racing
Chris McLean: And before we can begin the challenge, I gonna introduce you to our next special guest.
Kitty: Another special guest?
Chris McLean: Yep. He is fast, he is blue, and he is a hedgehog!
Storm: Uh-oh.
Chris McLean: Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: Hey, people! What's up?
Big: Yeah. The blue hedgehog is here!
Storm: Oh, crap! This is not right
Big: Hi, Sonic. Nice to see you again!
Sonic: Hey, Big. How is Froggy?
Big: Froggy? (finds out Froggy escaped again) Froggy! Oh, no. I must find him! (Golan stops him)
Golan: (To Big) NO...WAY!
Sonic: [CONFESSIONAL] At first I was interested in auditioning for Total Drama. But then I decided not to. Cause I thought of Dr. Eggman, and he may could take over the world while I wasn't around to stop him. (beat) and because the challenges in this show didn't look so thrilling to me.
Chris McLean: Are you ready to be the first to race, Sonic?
Sonic: Totally ready, Chris. (giggles) You share the same name as my former best friend Chris.
Big: Oh yeah, hehe. I remember that kid. (unamused) He was somewhat clingy.
Chris McLean: Okay, Sonic. Ready...GO! (Sonic runs fast around the island)
Kitty: Wow. He's very fast!
Big: Yeah. Go Sonic!
Crimson Glory: (surprised) Thank Goodness he is not competing.
Kitana: Yeah. I think he is faster than Kabal.
Chris McLean: ...and here he comes!.
Sonic: Woohoo. i'm almost there! (Sonic is nearing the goal. But steps on a mine, sending him flying off the island) Wooooow!
Storm: (laughs) Buh-bye, hedgehog!
Chris McLean: (laughs) I forgot to mention that there are traps around the island. Just to make this challenge interesting.
Pacifica: (annoyed) Oh, great!
Peppa: What are traps?
Narrator: (voice over) Peppa doesn't know what traps are
Chris McLean: (looks confused) O-okay? On your marks... get set... go! (the contestants start running)
Kitty: (running) Woohoo! This is exciting! Come on, girls! We must win this!
Kitana: (running) McLean said there are traps along the way. Be careful
Kitty: (running) Yeah, i know. but don't worry, I'll be care...(falls into a hole)...AAAAAHHH...OH!
Kitana: I told her.
Beardo: (running) Keep running, guys! We must win this for the team...(looks at Golan)...and for Golan.
Big : (running) Gotta go fast!
Storm: (running) Run! (Storm steps on a button, activating a tennis ball machine that shoots balls at the boys) Huh? (gets hit by a tennis ball) OW...WATCH OUT! (dodges the tennis balls)
Ookla: (dodges the tennis balls) Grraaah...! (gets hit in the head by a tennis ball)
Jumpy Ghostface: (dodges the tennis balls) Wow! Beardo, LOOK OUT!
Beardo: Huh? (gets hit in the crotch by a tennis ball)
Golan: (running) OW! That must've hurt!
Beardo: (painfully) Not again (falls to the ground)
Golan: (running) Get up, you sasquatch! We have a race to finish!
Storm: Ha! I'm so fast. Nobody can beat me! (Mary surpasses Tom)
Mary: (running) Except me!
Storm: Hey
Mary: (CONFESSIONAL) I have participated in a racing-themed reality show before. And my early departure has taught me that you don't have to be just a genius to win the competition. It's also necessary to have a good physique to be able to compete in the challenges. So before I sign up to Total Drama, I decided to train to improve my physique. (blows) I wasted good time, but it will be worth it when I win the million dollars, that I will use it to benefit the science community.
Pacifica: (she is running until she stops) I got a good idea! (waits for Penny to run pass her) Oh, she is coming. (Penny runs pass Pacifica) Have a nice trip! (Pacifica trips Penny over into the mud) Oops, sorry.
Penny: Ow...You did it on purpose, you stupid spoiled girl!
Pacifica: See you later, Jughead! (leaves as she laughs)
Penny: You're going to pay for that! (sighs of sadness)
Beardo: (runs past Penny) Hi, Penny
Penny: (sad) Hi
Beardo: What happened?
Penny: That "Malefica" threw me to the mud.
Beardo: Wow. That was so mean of her. Let me help you (Beardo takes Penny's hand to help her up) Wanna me to help you get the mud off?
Penny: No thanks. Why are you so nice to me?
Beardo: Because you are really a nice girl and i would also like to make friends, even if they are from opposite teams.
Penny: Well, i would like to make new friends too. And you seem like a nice guy too.
Beardo: Maybe we could form a friendship.
Penny: That's good idea.
Beardo: Do you wanna run with me?
Penny: Sure, hehe. (they both run together)
Kitana: Come on, Girls. Keep running! (Crimson Glory steps on a rope, activating a trap that sends Mary, Nazz, and Crimson the Goth flying away) Huh?!
Mary and Nazz: AAAAAAAH! (Kitana glares at Crimson Glory)
Crimson Glory: My bad
Big: (tired) I can't keep running (falls to the ground) I'm so tired.
Golan: HEY! KEEP RUNNING, BIG FAT CAT!
Big: But i'm too tired. Me and Froggy can't keep running (Golan grabs Froggy)
Golan: LISTEN, STUPID CAT! GET UP AND KEEP RUNNING OR I GONNA KILL YOU STUPID FROG!
Big: (scared) What?!
Golan: AND THEN I GONNA FORCE YOU TO EAT IT!
Big: (gets up terrified) Okay, okay. But don't hurt my friend, please! (keeps running)
Golan: (smiles) Ha, idiot!
Jumpy Ghostface: (running) I am getting tired...I don't know how long I'll keep running. (Jumpy Ghostface hears screams) Huh? (Mary, Nazz and Crimson fall into Jumpy Ghostface) AAAH!
Nazz: (gets up) Ow. I really didn't enjoy the flight.
Crimson: (gets up) I do. I knew at that moment what it feels like to be a flying vampire.
Mary: Oh, no. We just fell on a English Spot.
Nazz: No, it's not a English Spot. It's Jumpy Ghostface.
Jumpy Ghostface: OW!
Mary: (gets up) Nazz, Crimson, we must hurry before the rest of the boys overtake us. (runs)
Nazz: Come on, Creppy girl (runs)
Crimson: Whatever (runs)
Jumpy Ghostface: (still on the ground) I don't feel my legs (Storm and Spud run past Jumpy Ghostface)
Storm: (To Jumpy Ghostface) What happened?! Get up!
Jumpy Ghostface: I don't feel my legs. The girls fell on me.
Spud: And what does broken legs have to do with girls falling in love with you? (Storm slaps Spud)
Storm: Shut up. Help him to get up and carry him.
Spud: Okay (carries Jumpy Ghostface)
(meantime)
Killer Moth: Crap! There is still a long way to go and I'm so tired! What could possibly go wrong? (Fiskerton finds a snake)
Fiskerton: (panics) GAH! (he steps back, bumps on Killer Moth and both fall on a hole)
Killer Moth: UGH! SERIOUSLY?!
Fiskerton: (points at Killer Moth) Wings!
Killer Moth: That's right. We can get out of here easily! (someone throws a bucket of water at Killer Moth, wetting his wings) NOO, MY WINGS!
Pacifica: Oops! I'm sorry Moth (runs away as she laughs evilly)
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] I must admit that I love being mean to others. (chuckles)
Penny: (walking with Beardo) So, it's not your first time competing here, right?
Beardo: I've competed here before. Unfortunately I was the first to go home.
Penny: First eliminated?! But why?
Beardo: Apparently my teammates found me annoyed.
Penny: Annoyed? But you are a cool guy.
Beardo: Do you really think that?
Penny: Sure (they both smile at each other)
Golan: (finds Beardo and Penny) BEARDO!
Beardo: (scared) AAH! Hi Golan!
Golan: What are you doing with that girl?
Beardo: I was just...teasing her. Yeah! (He pretends to tease penny) Uh...My team will win and your team will lose. And...and your smell like (blows a raspberry)
Golan: Good boy. Now keep running! (runs away with Big)
Beardo: (To Penny) I'm sorry. Your don't smell like (blows a raspberry). You really smell nice.
Penny: (she giggles while blushing) Thank you. Come on, we have a race to finish! (they both run together)
Storm: Hurry up. We need to win this! (Spud stops) Uh, what happens? (Spud is stunned) Why did you stop? What's wrong with you? (Spud begins to feel the effect of the spicy stew) Are you alright?
Spud: (his face turns red, and fire comes out of his mouth as he screams) AAAAAH! (he drops Jumpy Ghostface down and starts to run faster) WATER! I NEED WATER! (Storm grabs Jumpy Ghostface and follows Spud)
Nazz: (running) We're close to the finish line! (Spud runs past her, overtaking the girls)
Spud: (running) MY MOUTH IS BURNING! (Spud bumps into Mary,making her fall)
Mary: OW!
Nazz: (stops to help Mary) That guy was so fast!
Mary: (gets up) Looks like Spud is finally experiencing the effect of Capsaicin
Golan: OUTTA MY WAY! (he bumps into Mary)
Mary: OW!
Mary: [CONFESSIONAL] I think that bump has damaged 45% of my bones, including my interosseous membrane, femul and scapula. (Mary snorts)
Crimson Glory: (running) We are almost close to the finish line (Spud runs past her, overtaking both Crimson Glory and Kitana)
Spud: (running) HOT, HOT!
Crimson Glory: (running) How is it possible that he overtakes us?! (Storm runs past her)
Storm: You girls are so slow! (Storm steps on a rope, activating some traps that shoot arrows at the girls)
Kitana: LOOK OUT! (Kitana and Crimson Glory dodge arrows)
Crimson Glory: That was close. Come on (Kitana and Crimson Glory continue running, while Golan and Big run after them)
Chris McLean: And here they come! (Spud, Storm and Jumpy Ghostface reach the finish line. Followed by Kitana, Crimson Glory, Golan and Big)
Spud: I NEED WATER...MY MOUTH IS BURNING! (continue running) AAAAH (jumps into the lake)
Pacifica: (reaches the finish line, completely exhausted) Finally...I'm done.
Chris McLean: ...and Pacifica reached the finish line. (hears screams from Nazz and Mary)...and here comes Nazz, Crimson and Mary (The girls reach the finish line covered in tar)
Nazz: I hope this didn't ruin my hair!
Mary: I'm covered in viscoelastic waste!
Crimson: (deadpan) I like this dark color
Chris McLean: so far the girls are winning the challenge. (The girls cheer)
Golan: What?! Who is missing?
Storm: The mutant moth, the boombox guy, the Bigfoot and the beast with undies.
Golan: Got it. If we lose this challenge again, they will feel my fists tonight!
Penny: (gets exhausted) I'm so tired. I can't keep running!
Beardo: (gets exhausted too) Yeah. This is very tiring! (Ookla runs past Beardo and Penny)
Ookla: (stops) Graaah! (removes an arrow off his rear)
Beardo: Hey Ookla. I need some help. (Ookla grabs both Beardo and Penny)
Penny: (To Ookla) Wait. Will you also carry me to the finish line? (Ookla nobs his head) Uhhh...Thank you.
Beardo: Come on, Ookla! We have a race to finish!
Ookla: Grragh! (runs while carrying Beardo and Penny)
Chris McLean: And here come three more runners. (Ookla reaches the finish line along with Beardo and Penny)
Beardo: Alright. Thanks Ookla
Penny: Yeah. Thanks Ookla! (Ookla smiles and Golan glares at him)
Golan: (To Ookla) SERIOUSLY?! YOU HELPED ONE OF THE GIRLS TO REACH THE FINISH LINE?!
Beardo: Hey, Don't be mad at Ookla. He just wanted to help her!
Golan: (to Beardo) HELP HER?! He is supposed to help OUR team!
Beardo: And what have YOU done for our team (Kitty reaches the finish line)
Kitty: (irony) Thanks for helping me get out of that hole, girls!
Chris McLean: Girls team are very close to winning the challenge! (The girls cheer and Golan glares at Ookla)
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Last time, Ookla was depressed because his basket-weaver friend was gone. Don't worry Ookla, you will soon see your friend again. Because tonight you are going to be eliminated!
Ookla: [CONFESSIONAL] (touches his fingers ashamed) Grrah...
Killer Moth: (along with Fiskerton, Killer Moth manages to get out of the hole) Finally!
Fiskerton: (pointing) GAH!
Killer Moth: What? OH, NO! (watches Peppa running to the finish line)
Peppa: (running) Yay! Run is fun!
Chris McLean: and Peppa is nearing the finish line!
Kitty: Come on, Peppa!
Penny: HURRY!
Nazz: You're almost there!
Pacifica: I hate pigs!
Killer Moth: She is about to reach the finish line! HURRY UP! (Killer Moth and Fiskerton run to the finish line)
Kitty: SHE IS COMING! (the girls cheer)
Beardo: Oh, no! (Ookla worries)
Killer Moth: (running) We won't be able to reach her. (Killer Moth starts to remember something)
[FLASHBACK]
Peppa: I can jump in the muddy puddles.
Peppa: (jumps into a mud puddle) Hee hee hee. I love jumping in the muddy puddles!
Peppa: (jumping in a mud puddle) Hehehe. This is fun. I love jumping in... (Crimson Glory throws a ball of mud in Peppa's face)
[END OF FLASHBACK]
Killer Moth: THAT'S RIGHT! I GOT AN IDEA!
Peppa: (running) Yay! Hee hee hee
Beardo: Ookla, if we lose this challenge, and the boys vote you off tonight, could you say hi to Scuzzlebutt for me?
Chris McLean: Looks like the girls will win another challenge!
Killer Moth: HEY, PEPPA!
Peppa: (looks at Killer Moth) Uh?
Killer Moth: (jumping in a mud puddle) I'm jumping in this muddy puddle, AND THIS IS SO FUNNY! Right, Fiskerton?
Fiskerton: (jumping in a mud puddle) EAH! (YEAH!)
Golan: What the heck are these two idiots doing?
Peppa: (snorts) Yay! (turns and runs into the mud)
Pacifica: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Peppa: (jumps into the mud puddle) Yay, hee hee!. I love jumping in the muddy puddles!
Narrator: (voice over) Peppa loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles! (Killer Moth and Fiskerton keep jumping in the mud puddle) Everyone loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles!
Crimson Glory: Come here, you stupid pig! You are almost there!
Killer Moth: (jumping in the mud puddle) Okay Fiskerton, Are you ready? (Fiskerton nobs his head) Good. One...two...three...NOW! (Fiskerton stops jumping in the mud puddle and runs into the finish line, while Killer Moth pushes Peppa into the mud) EAT THIS! (run into the finish line) COME ON, FISKERTON! (The girls stare in shock) WOOHOO (Fiskerton and Killer Moth reach the finish line) YEAH!
Chris McLean: Boys team are the winner! (Boys cheer)
Golan: FINALLY! WE WON! (the boys hug in celebration)
Boys: YEAAAH!
Chris McLean: Guys, enjoy your reward. Girls, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony.
(Later, the boys are cooling off in a pool, while enjoying ice cream, popsicles and soft drinks)
Golan: To the Boys team!
Boys: TO THE BOYS TEAM! WOOHOO!
Beardo: We finally won a challenge. Good job distracting Peppa, Killer Moth
Killer Moth: Thanks. Did you see the girls' faces? (laughs) They looked ridiculous!
Storm: Yeah. BOYS RULE, GIRLS SUCK! (laughs)
Big: (fishing in the pool) Guys, I think I caught a fish! (Big accidentally removes Golan's undies)
Golan: Hey!
Beardo: (leaves the pool disgusted) I'll go for a walk
Big: (referring to Golan's undies) Is that a stingray?
Penny: (she is sitting on the steps of her cabin) This sucks! I hope they don't vote me tonight
Beardo: Hey Penny
Penny: Hi Beardo. Congratulations on your first victory
Beardo: Thanks. What are you doing?
Penny: Nothing. I'm just relaxing, "enjoying the heat wave" while the chef is serving that spicy stew to the girls at the main lodge. (her stomach growls)
Beardo: Are you hungry?
Penny: Yeah. I have not eaten anything. I'd rather starve than eat Chef's disgusting food.
Beardo: (gives Penny an ice cream sandwich) Take this. So you won't go hungry or hot.
Penny: Uh?
Beardo: I hope you enjoy it. I gotta go. See you later
Penny: Thanks, Beardo...(Beardo leaves)...Thank you. (Penny eats the ice cream sandwich)
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Welcome ladies to your first elimination ceremony. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. The girl who doesn't receive a marshmallow will be out of the contest, and she won't come back...ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Kitty (Kitty receives her marshmallow), Nazz (Nazz receives her marshmallow) Crimson and Crimson (Crimson and Crimson Glory receive their marshmallows), Kitana (Kitana receives her marshmallow), Penny (Penny receives her marshmallow) and Pacifica (Pacifica receives her marshmallow). Peppa, you could be eliminated because you costed your team the challenge for jumping into a mud puddle. Mary...(Mary looks in concern)...your performance in the challenge was good. So you won't go home tonight. (gives Mary the marshmallow)
Mary: (receives her marshmallow) Wonderful (snorts)
Chris McLean: That means Peppa is out of the competition!
Narrator: (voice over) Oh dear. Peppa is out of the competition (Chris looks at the camera confused)
Peppa: What is "out of the competition"?
Crimson Glory: That means that you lost the game, you stupid pig.
Chris McLean: Peppa, Time to go! (Cut to Peppa and Chef Hatchet in a giant slingshot)
Chef: It's not fair. Why should I go with her?
Chris McLean: Sorry Chef. But I can't shoot a little talking pig off the island without an adult accompanying her. So I decided that it would be better if she went shoot off the island with you. You're welcome to swim back here. (laughs) Have a nice fly. (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Peppa and Chef off the island)
Chef and Peppa: AAAAAAAAH...!
Chris McLean: Who said pigs can't fly? (laughs) Seventeen players left. Who will be the next to go home? Next time, on Total...Drama...Crossover!
BOYS TEAM (9): BEARDO, BIG THE CAT, FISKERTON, JUMPY GHOSTFACE, KILLER MOTH, OOKLA, SPUD, STORM THE ALBATROSS
GIRLS TEAM (8): CRIMSON, CRIMSON GLORY, KITANA, KITTY, MARY, NAZZ, PACIFICA, PENNY PROUD
ELIMINATED (3): PEPPA PIG (18th), LEONARD (19th), SCUZZLEBUTT (20th)