Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. On a very hot day, the contestants participated in a race around the island. The boys finally won their first challenge against the girls. Beardo and Penny formed a friendship, and in the end, it was Peppa the little muddy-jumping pig who left the competition. No more Peppa, no more muddy jumping, no more annoying narrator voices. (Chef places a bag with a mysterious man inside of it in the Shot of the Shame. Chris activates slingshot and shoots the man off the island. Chris laughs) What challenge have we planned for our contestants? Who will be voted off tonight in the campfire ceremony yet? Find out here on Total...Drama...Crossover!
[At Boys' cabin, Killer Moth is looking at himself in the mirror, while flexing his arms]
Killer Moth: Who's that good looking guy? (Golan kicks the door) AH! Oh...Hi Golan.
Golan: Wanna talkin' to you!
Killer Moth: What happens?
Golan: We need to get rid of one of the guys.
Killer Moth: What? Who?
Golan: That stupid humanoid lion thing, Ookla
Killer Moth: Ookla the Mok?
Golan: Yeah. I found out that he's siding with the girls team. Do you remember that he helped one of the girls to finish the race yesterday?
Killer Moth: (angry) YEAH, I REMEMBER!
Golan: We can't have this backstabber on our team anymore. I think we should get rid of him as soon as possible.
Killer Moth: And how will we do that?
Golan: Leave it to me (he grins while holding a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire)
Killer Moth: Uh...i like your idea. But I have a better one. What if we convince him to eliminate himself out from the competition?.
Golan: (disappointed) Yeah...it's also a good idea.
Killer Moth: (finds a photo) What is that?
Golan: What did you find?
Killer Moth: It's a photo of that basket-weaving monster, Scuzzlebutt.
Golan: Huh. That stupid monster. I glad he was the first to go.
Killer Moth: I came up with a brilliant idea (Ookla enters the cabin while enjoying an ice cream)
Killer Moth: Oh, Hi Ookla.
Ookla: Grrraaah
Golan: Hey Ookla. How it's going? Enjoying your ice cream?
Ookla: Grrraaahh!
Killer Moth: I'll take that as a yes. Hey Ookla, look what I found. (Ookla looks at Scuzzlebutt's photo. He get sad and embraces the photograph) Oh, you miss your best friend, right? (Ookla nods in sadness) and you want to see him again, right? (Ookla nods as Golan and Killer Moth share a psychotic smirk)
[Meantime, Beardo and Penny are talking in the forest]
Beardo: Really? Were you part of a girl group?
Penny: Have you heard of "L.P.D.Z."?
Beardo: No
Penny: It was the band made up of me, my friends and LaCienega
Beardo: Who is LaCienega?
Penny: She is one of my classmate. Sometimes a friend, sometimes a rival.
Beardo: Is she worse than Pacifica?
Penny: Definitely. Hey Beardo, can I ask you something?
Beardo: Sure, Penny
Penny: Is "Beardo" your real name?
Beardo: No. It's just my nickname, because of my big beard. (laughs)
Penny: (laughs) So what's your real name?
Beardo: My real name is...(Big shows up)
Big: BEARDO!
Beardo: Oh-no, It's Big!
Big: Hi Beardo. Uh...Why are you with that cute girl?
Penny: You call me cute girl? (giggles) Thank you!
Big: I thought she's from the opposite team.
Beardo: (nervous) Uh...I can explain. It's just that I formed a friendship with her. But please don't tell Golan. He could kill me!
Big: Okie dokie! Don't worry, furry. (Beardo relieves) It's great that you guys have become friends. Can I make friends with you too?.
Beardo: Uh...okay.
Penny: Sure Big.
Big: YAY! (Big hugs Beardo and Penny very hard, crushing them in the process) BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!.
Beardo: I can't breathe!.
[meantime, At Girls' cabin]
Crimson Glory: Hey Kitana! I have an idea.
Kitana: What?
Crimson Glory: What if we both form an alliance?
Kitana: An alliance?
Crimson Glory: Yeah. We are both fighters. if we form an alliance, we're going to be a strong team. An unstoppable team!
Kitana: (unsure) I'm not sure. Why would I trust you now?
Crimson Glory: 'Cause I'm a girl who keeps her promises. I promise you that we will work together and we will both go to the final. No betrayals, no backstabbers. What do you say? Will you join my alliance?
Kitana: Fine (Kitana and Crimson Glory shake hands)
Crimson Glory: (satisfied) You won't regret.
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Great. Now with the blue ninja on my side, I'll be able to go far in the competition. This game is going to be easy.
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] I really don't trust Crimson Glory. It's been five days since I set foot on this island and I met my teammates. Why would I join an alliance now? (sighs) I accepted her deal, but i will keep an eye on her.
Chris McLean: Contestants, let's start with the today's challenge. This is simple. You just have to stick your hand inside this box and pick your dare. Then, each player must complete their dares. Whoever manages to successfully complete the dare will get a point for their team. The team with the most points wins. The losing team will be sending a member home tonight. So, who wants to go first?
Nazz: I will go first! (sticks her hand inside the box) AAAAAHH! (takes her hand out of the box) Something in there just bit me!
Chris McLean: Yeah (laughs) I forgot to mention that there are tarantulas inside the box.
Nazz: I hate spiders. I hope i never touch a spider again (reads her dare) WHAT?! JUMP INTO A POOL OF SPIDERS?!
Penny: Gross
Chris McLean: (laughs) Who's next? (Killer Moth sticks his hand inside the box)
Killer Moth: OW! (reads her dare) Perform a ballet dance?! (Crimson Glory and Pacifica laugh at Killer Moth) This is going to be embarrassing.
Pacifica: (laughs) I will bring my video camera.
Chris McLean: Stop your fun, Pacifica. You're next.
Pacifica: (disgusted by the tarantulas) Uh...can you remove the tarantulas first?
Chris McLean: No
Pacifica: Okay...(Pacifica sticks her hand inside the box)...AW! (reads her dare) What? Wallow...in the mud?!
Chris McLean: Like a little pig. (laughs)
Golan: (sticks his hand inside the box)...I hope I get an easy dare...(takes his hand out of the box and reads his dare) Firewalking!?
Chris McLean: (giggles) Frightened?
Golan: Frightened? HA! I fear nothing! (contestants stick their hands inside the box)
Mary: (takes her hand out of the box with a tarantula in her hand) Hi, Little Theraphosidae. (reads her dare) Blindly cross the cliff. Yikes!
Beardo: (reads his dare) Ride on a malfunctioning roller coaster (terrified) Oh No!
Fiskerton: (reads his dare) Et' eh kane (panics) AGH!
Golan: What did he say?
Beardo: (looks at Fiskerton's dare) He must pet a snake (Fiskerton runs away desperately)
Chris McLean: YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY, BIGFOOT. UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO HOME TONIGHT! (Fiskerton comes back annoyed)
Kitty: (sticks her hand inside the box)...AAAGH!...(takes her hand out of the box and reads her dare) Feed koalas. That's easy!
Kitana: (takes her hand out of the box with a tarantula in her hand) Gross (throws out the tarantura and reads her dare) Eat a bug burrito. Disgusting. But i will do it anyway.
Crimson: (takes her hand out of the box and read her dare) Buried alive (sighs)
Crimson: [CONFESSIONAL] Wow! I'll be buried alive. (deadpan) This is the best thing that has happened to me in my dark life. I just must not show happiness. I won't want to ruin the moment.
Storm: (sticks his hand inside the box)...OUCH! STUPID SPIDER! (takes his hand out of the box and reads his dare) Fight an crocodile? That means I'll fight Vector! Cool!
Chris McLean: I don't know who the heck is Vector. NEXT!
Jumpy Ghostface: (terrified) I'm scared
Golan: JUST DO IT, SISSY! (Golan forces Jumpy's arm into the box)
Jumpy Ghostface: (takes his arm out of the box with several tarantulas in his arm) AAAH! SPIDERS! (runs away while shaking his arm) HELP! HELP!
Chris McLean: (reads Jumpy Ghostface's dare) Uh oh. Jumpy must drink a bottle of hot sauce. (giggles) Who's next?
Crimson Glory: (sticks her hand inside the box) Hoping for a good one (takes her hand out of the box and reads her dare) Perform a tightrope walking. It sounds dangerous. I LOVE IT!
Big: (reads his dare) Ride a raging bull
Penny: (reads her dare) Dive into a pool of blue paint.
Spud: (reads his dare) Lick a frog? Cool! I will do it!
Pacifica: (disgusted by Spud's dare) Gross!
Kitty: (disgusted by Spud's dare) Yuck!
Crimson Glory: (disgusted by Spud's dare) This guy will do the dare? He is totally nuts (Big hides his frog away from Spud)
Ookla: (sticks his hand inside the box) ...Grrrah...(takes his hand out of the box and reads his dare) Grrah...Grrr...Grrah...Graaah!
Crimson Glory: What did he say?
Chris McLean: (reads Ookla's dare) He must eat 20 pies (Ookla grunts with happiness)
Spud: (shows envy) Lucky
Golan: (To Killer Moth) Crap! He's got the easy dare. what we're gonna do now?
Killer Moth: Don't worry, Golan. I have it under control
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] Since "Dork-la" is allied with the beatbox guy, the big fat cat, The jumpy bunny and the cryptid guy, we won't be able to eliminate him out of the competition via voting. So I decided to convince him to quit. (giggles) Ookla's a big giant guy, but also a big idiot. Like his boyfriend Suck le' butt. (laughs evilly)
[Contestants are ready to complete their dares. Nazz is the first to start the challenge]
Chris McLean: Alright, Nazz. You must jump into this pool full of spider, and stay there for 15 seconds. Are you ready?
Nazz: (terrified) Not really
Kitty: Come on, Nazz. You can do it!
Pacifica: Nah. She can't do it. Look at her face, she's completely freaked out.
Nazz: Freaked out? HAH! I'm not freaked out. and I gonna show you! (Nazz cannonballs into the pool of spiders. Some spiders jump out of the pool)
Pacifica: (disgusted by spiders) Gross!
Kitty: Wow. She is brave.
Mary: Yeah. I really wouldn't want to jump into a pool full of Araneae.
Chris McLean: 5 seconds left. if she can hold...(Nazz, covered in spiders, comes out of the pool)
Nazz: AAAAHHH! (runs away) GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF!
Chris McLean: Well. That was not cool...for her. (giggles) Girls team doesn't get points.
Nazz: (while dragging on the ground like a dog) GET OFF! I HATE YOU! AGH!
Pacifica: (To Kitty) I told you she would screw it up
[Cut to the outdoor amphitheater]
Chris McLean: Next up for the boys team is Killer Moth. Are you ready Moth? (Killer Moth refuses to go on stage) Come on, Killer Moth. Do it for your team. (giggles)
Killer Moth: Fine. But don't you dare laugh! (Killer Moth comes out on stage wearing a pink tutu. All the contestants, including Chris, laugh at him) STOP LAUGHING AT ME, YOU JERKS!
Storm: (joking) Ha. You look pretty
Killer Moth: Shut up, you stupid albatross!
Chris McLean: Alright, Killer Moth. Time to dance.
Killer Moth: (sighs and looks at the camera) Please forgive me, Darling. (turns on the music player and starts dancing reluctantly)
Pacifica: (recording with a video camera) Ha. This is very entertaining.
Storm: (recording with a video camera as well) I know, right? (Killer Moth starts doing some pirouettes)
Golan: Nice move, moth! (Killer Moth starts to like the ballet)
Killer Moth: (thinking) Wow! it's not bad at all. I like it. (he starts dancing willingly)
Chris McLean: Looks like someone is enjoying this. (Killer Moth ends the dance with an incredible move that surprises the contestants)
Killer Moth: Done!
Chris McLean: Good job, Killer Moth. Boys team gets their first point. (Boys cheer)
Golan: Good job, Man
Beardo: Yeah. I guess dancing ballet was so hard for you
Killer Moth: Uh, yeah. Sure. That ballet thing was terrible.
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I must admit that the ballet was amazing. I just hope those stupid toddler titans haven't seen anything.
Chris McLean: Pacifica. You must wallow in this mud puddle to get a point. Are you ready?
Pacifica: Are you crazy? I won't dare to do that. Because unlike the others contestants, I have classy.
Penny: You better do the challenge, blondie!
Pacifica: And who are you to tell me what to do?!
Penny: (facing Pacifica) I'm...your worst...nightmare.
Pacifica: (starts laughing hysterically) Do you think I'm afraid of you?! HA! I don't think so!. I'm popular, beautiful and very successful. You're just a stupid, loser, ugly girl that nobody will want to hang out. (Beardo glares at Pacifica)
Penny: Well, you are wrong. I have friends at home. I even made new friends here.
Chris McLean: Can you start the dare already?
Penny: I have friends because I am kind, friendly, and with a heart of gold. no one will want to be friends with someone as despicable, selfish and cruel as you.
Pacifica: Well, you're right. I'm despicable...selfish...and cruel. and I'll start to be cruel to YOU. (Pacifica punches Penny, making her fall to the ground. Beardo gasps)
Chris McLean: Finally, something interesting.
Pacifica: What's the matters? The little baby is gonna cry? (humiliated, Penny runs away)
Beardo: PENNY, WAIT!
Pacifica: (mocking Beardo) What are you waiting for? Will you run after your girlfriend?
Big: (angry) That girl is bad! (Beardo gets angry)
Beardo: THAT'S IT, YOU LITTLE BRAT! (Beardo furiously shoves Pacifica into the mud. Contestants gasp)
Pacifica: AAAHH! NOOOOO! MY HAIR, MY CLOTHES, MY BOOTS! IT'S ALL DIRTY!
Beardo: You deserve it! (runs away to find Penny)
Killer Moth: (suspecting) Mmm...Why does Beardo care about that girl?
Chris McLean: Well, girls team doesn't get points. (girls groan)
Pacifica: What?! But I'm in the mud!
Chris McLean: Yeah. But you refused to do it. You're in the mud because Beardo shoved you there. so again, girls team doesn't get points. (Girls glare at Pacifica)
Kitty: (annoyed) Nice job, Pacifica!
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] Great. Now the whole team hates me because of that stupid girl. That weirdo will regret shoving me into the mud. He's going to pay for that. I swear! (looks at her fingernails) Gross, I have mud on my fingernails!
Beardo: (he heads to the girls' cabin and knocks on the door) (knock knock knock) Penny? (knock knock knock) Penny? (knock knock knock) Penny?
Penny: (inside the cabin) GO AWAY! I don't want to see anybody!
Beardo: I just want to console you. I don't like to see you sad.
Penny: (opens the door) I feel so embarrassed (sniffs) I was humiliated by a stupid little girl.
Beardo: Don't worry about her. She got what she deserved.
Penny: What?
Beardo: I shoved her to the mud. You had to see her face.
Penny: Really?
Beardo: Yes. But the bad part is that now i got a new enemy.
Penny: Don't worry. I won't allow her to mess with you.
Beardo: And i won't allow her to keep bullying you.
Penny: (hugs Beardo) Thanks Beardo. You're a great friend .
Beardo: (hugs Penny) You're great too.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Beardo is really a nice guy. Too bad he has to deal with Malefica now. But i won't let her mess with Beardo. A friendly guy like him shouldn't be intimidated by a cruel and grotesque person like Pacifica.
Chris McLean: Golan, it's your turn. FIREWALKING TIME! (Chris shows Golan a hot coals path) You must walk this path of hot coals to the finish line. If you make it, your team will get another point. Ready?
Golan: This is going to be easy!
Chris McLean: Go! (Golan walks to the hot coals)
Golan: Ha, this is piece of cake...(steps on the hot coals)...AAAAGH! THAT HURTS! AAAGH! (starts to run desperately) MY FEET ARE BURNING! OUCH! OWW! AGH! (reaches the finish line and places his feet on a bucket of water) Finally, i'm done.
Chris McLean: Sorry Golan. But your team doesn't get points.
Golan: WHAT?! But I completed my dare!
Chris McLean: Yeah. But you were supposed to walk on the hot coals, not run on the hot coals.
Golan: OH, CRAP!
Chris McLean: (giggles) That was hot. But not as hot as Jumpy's dare. Jumpy, you must drink this bottle of hot sauce. (Jumpy Ghostface is terrified)
Jumpy Ghostface: This is...spicy.
Big: (cheers) Come on, little bunny. You can do it! (Beardo shows up)
Killer Moth: Where have you been?
Beardo: Uh...to the bathroom.
Killer Moth: So why did you go after that girl?
Beardo: Oh...well...uhhh...LOOK! Jumpy Ghostface's doing his dare. (Jumpy drinks the bottle of hot sauce)
Chris McLean: WOW! He totally did it!
Jumpy Ghostface: (finishes the whole bottle) Done!
Storm: How you feel? (Jumpy's face turns red and he starts to spit fire)
Jumpy Ghostface: HOOOOOOOOOT! (runs away) WATER! WATER! I WANT WATER! HOT! IT BURNS! AAAAAGH!
Chris McLean: And boys team gets another point (Boys cheer)
Crimson Glory: Come on girls, we are losing the challenge. We must win this!
Chris McLean: Goth girl, see you on the beach.
Golan: (to the girls team) HA! WE'RE DESTROYING YOU!
Pacifica: Shut up, you big fatso!
Golan: (To Crimson Glory) Hey babe, if my team win, can you show me your melons?
Crimson Glory: SCREW YOU!
Golan: I'll be waiting for you, darling. (leaves) My team has a guaranteed victory!
Crimson Glory: I don't think so.
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Boys team think they will win the challenge. Ha! Over my dead body! Boys team won't win this. and I know because I have a plan...(finger tenting)...a brilliant plan. (laughs evilly)
Chris McLean: Okay, Crimson. If you want to get a point for your team, you will have to be buried alive for five minutes. Do you accept the dare?
Crimson: Can you change the five minutes to eternally?
Chris McLean: I'll take that as a yes. (Chris locks Crimson in a box and proceeds to bury her alive) Good. Meantime, it's Beardo's turn. (Beardo gulps)
[Cut to Chris and Beardo in the roller-coaster]
Chris McLean: Okay Beardo. Are you ready to experience an extreme ride on the fabulous McLean roller-coaster?!
Beardo: Uh...Yes? Just a question...Where did this roller coaster come from? It hasn't been here before.
Chris McLean: No time for questions. (The roller coaster starts working) Have a nice ride (laughs)
Beardo: Okay Beardo, don't be afraid. You've been on a roller coaster before. (he notices several pieces from the coaster train break off, his seat starts to shake and his safety bar breaks off. Beardo panics) Oh, crap!
[Meantime...]
Chris McLean: Mary, you must cross the cliff...blindly. That means...(Chris takes off Mary's glasses)...no glasses.
Mary: I can't see anything
Chris McLean: Good. (pushes Mary) NOW GO!
Mary: (begins to lose balance) WOOOW
Kitty: Oh no! She is going to fall
Killer Moth: FALL, YOU UGLY FOUR-EYED NERD! (Mary stops)
Pacifica: Uh? What are you doing?
Mary: Calculating the wind direction (calculates the wind direction with her wet finger) I got it! (she regains her balance and takes a careful step forward) Safe! (Mary walks confidently and relaxed across the board, crossing the cliff)
Chris McLean: And girls team gets a point (Girls cheer)
Kitty: Good job, Smarty-pants!
Chris McLean: Okay! Time to dig up the goth girl.
[Meanwhile, Nazz is sitting in the woods]
Nazz: (scratching her head) Why does my head itch so much? (finds a spider in her hair) AAAHH! GET OFF! I hate spiders!
Jumpy Ghostface: (runs pass Nazz) WATER! WATER! I NEED WATER! (jumps into a lake. Nazz gasps)
Nazz: Are you alright?
Jumpy Ghostface: (relieved) Yes
Nazz: Let me help you (Nazz gives her hand to Jumpy Ghostface)
Jumpy Ghostface: Thank you
Nazz: So, why were you running? Did the giant demon want to punch you again?
Jumpy Ghostface: Fortunately not. Me just did my dare
Nazz: Oh, you're good at challenges. Unlike me.
Jumpy Ghostface: What?
Nazz: I didn't want to jump off the cliff on the first day, my ribbon dance was terrible in the talent contest, and I was even terrible in the race yesterday and i ended up covered in tar.
Jumpy Ghostface: I think you are cute.
Nazz: Do you really think that? (Jumpy nods) Well, thank you. I think you are cute too.
Jumpy Ghostface: Really?!
Nazz: Yeah. Rabbits are cute, and you are so cute. (Jumpy Ghostface giggles) Hey, wanna jump the rope with me?
Jumpy Ghostface: YAY!
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] Blondie girl is cute. She likes carrots, jump the rope and teddy bears. Me like teddy bears too!
Nazz: [CONFESSIONAL] That little bunny is so cute. Being friends with a boy from the opposite team is not against the rules, is it?
Chris McLean: Fiskerton, as part of your dare, you must pet this snake. (Fiskerton shows cowardice)
Fiskerton: Gaah!
Big: (cheers) Come on, Big guy!
Storm: JUST DO IT ALREADY! IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY SNAKE! (Fiskerton begins to show courage. but as he's about to pet the snake...)
Crimson Glory: Be careful, Fiskerton. Snakes often jump and bite someone's face. (Fiskerton is terrified) Oh! and snake bites are often very poisonous. (Fiskerton is even more terrified) And here is a photo of a poor individual, victim of a snake bite (Crimson Glory shows Fiskerton a grotesque photo of a man with a swollen face. Fiskerton begins to panic).
Fiskerton: GAAAAAH! (runs away)
Chris McLean: Too bad! Boys team doesn't get points.
Crimson Glory: (laughs) Poor loser
Storm: (to Crimson Glory) HEY! Are you trying to sabotage us?
Crimson Glory: Me? What makes you think that? I just tried to save him from the snake bite.
Storm: Oh, come on. Snakes are weak. (he comes near snake) See? Nothing happe...(the snake jumps and bite Storm's face)
Crimson Glory: I told you. (leaves) See what happens when you don't listen at women? (Storm runs away with the snake on his face, muffling in pain)
Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] (with a swollen face) I...hate...snakes!
Chris McLean: Kitana, It's your turn. You must eat this special taco. It's special because it was prepared by Chef. It's a taco made with insects.
Chef: (grins) Bon appetit, poupée (laughs evilly)
Kitana: I dare to do this. This looks disgusting. But it will be worth it when my team wins the challenge. (Kitana removes her mask)
Big: Wow. She is beautiful (Big falls in love with Kitana)
Kitana: Okay, i'm ready (Kitana eats the bug taco)
Big: (sighs and imagines Kitana eating the taco while looking at him in a passionate way) She looks cute.
Kitana: (finishes her taco) Done!
Chris McLean: and Kitana gets a point to her team (Girls cheer) Mmm. i think i'm forgetting something, but I don't know what.
[Cut to Beardo still in the roller-coaster]
Beardo: AAAAAAGH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! MOMMY!
[Back to Chris]
Chris McLean: Meh. Big, you're next. Follow me to the pen. A bull is waiting for you. (leaves while laughing)
Big: (To Kitana) Buh-bye.
Kitana: Uh...Bye?
[Later, Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface are walking in the wood]
Nazz: So, Where are you from?
Jumpy Ghostface: I'm from the Hidden Kingdom
Nazz: Cool. I'm from Peach Creek. I would like you to visit me one day. It would be nice to have you at my parties.
Jumpy Ghostface: I like parties! (A crash is heard) Did you hear that?
Nazz: Yeah. Where did that come from? (the cart where Beardo was boarding flies off the tracks)
Beardo: AAAAAHHHH...(falls into the lake)
Jumpy Ghostface: I think we should help him (runs to help Beardo)
Nazz: Gosh! I hope he's okay (runs to help Beardo)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] (huddles in fear) I will never ride a roller coaster again.
Chris McLean: Big, as part of your dare, you must ride this raging bull. (The bull exales)
Big: He looks somewhat mad.
Chris McLean: Don't worry, he is friendly. Now go!
Big: I don't know if i can do this. (Look at Kitana) I CAN DO THIS! (Big prepares to ride the bull) Hi-yo, Silver! (He sits on the bull. But due to his great weight, Big crushes the poor animal)
Crimson Glory: Well. I saw that coming.
Big: Uh...I did it well?
Chris McLean: Y-Yeah...I think. Boys team gets another point (Boys cheer)
Storm: Woohoo! We are still winning!
Ookla: Grrrah! (Crimson Glory gets mad)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Don't celebrate yet guys. Your victory won't last long.
(During the challenge, Crimson Glory performs a tightrope walking while holding buckets of water. She manages to pass the dare and her team gets a point. Then Kitty feeds some koalas with eucalyptus. The koalas attack her, but her team still gets a point. Next is Storm. He prepares to fight a crocodile. At first he shows excitement for the dare, believing that he will fight his rival Vector the Crocodile. But when Chris frees three REAL alligators, Storm is terrified and tries to run away. But he is attacked by the three alligators as the contestants watch in horror. However, Storm manages to defeat them, though he ended up badly injured.)
Chris McLean: Okay Penny, Both teams are tied. You must throw yourself into the pool of blue paint.
Penny: Throw myself into the pool of blue paint. Got it!
Pacifica: Come on, stupid crybaby. Just jump already! (Penny gets mad)
Penny: Shut up, spoiled bratty girl! (breathes) Here i go (jumps into the pool)
Kitana: Wow, she did it.
Big: (staring at Kitana) Yaaay
Penny: (comes out of the pool, completely painted blue) DONE!
Chris McLean: And girls team gets another point. So far the girls are winning. (Girls cheer)
Penny: YES!
Pacifica: HA! You looks like a blueberry! (Penny walks past Pacifica)
Penny: (wipes her hand on Pacifica's face) Thank you!
Pacifica: AGH! I got paint in my eyes, you stupid cow!
Chris McLean: And now it's Spud's turn. Spud, come here.
Spud: (eating a box of choco-oinky) What?
Chris McLean: As part of your dare, you must lick this adorable frog.
Big: Gross
Kitana: I agree. This is totally disgusting
Big: (attracted to Kitana) But you are nothing disgusting. hee hee hee.
Kitana: (confused) Uh...Thank you?
Spud: Dude, i don't think i should do that.
Mary: You totally shouldn't. Frog skins contain Bufotenin, it's a potent hallucinogenic. (Golan shoves Mary) Ow!
Golan: WHAT?! BUT YOU SAID YOU'D LIKE THE FROG!
Spud: Yeah, but i changed my mind. (eats a choco-oink)
Golan: WHAT?! HECK NO! LICK THE STUPID FROG OR I GONNA MAKE YOU EAT IT!
Killer Moth: Chill off, man! (whispers) Remember it's part of the plan.
Golan: What plan? (Killer Moth pointing at Ookla. Golan smiles evilly) Oh, yeah!
Killer Moth: I don't know why this fat idiot refuses to do his dare, but we better lose this challenge to eliminate Ookla tonight.
Golan: Good idea (disappointed) Although I won't be able to see the biker chick's melons.
Chris McLean: Well, because Spud refused to do his dare, Boys team doesn't get a point. (boys groan. Crimson Glory smiles evilly)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] i bribed that fat rocker guy with 5 boxes of choco-oinkies so that he refuses to complete his dare. (laughs) What a loser guy. He's gonna down.
Spud: [CONFESSIONAL] (eating a box of choco-oinky) It was worth it.
Chris McLean: Ookla, you are the last contestant left. You must eat 20 delicious pies. If you succeed, your team will get double points and win the challenge.
Ookla: Grrraaah!
Chris McLean: Good. Are you ready? (Ookla prepares to eat the pies) GO! (Ookla starts eating the pies) Wow! This guy really has a big appetite.
Penny: (worried) Oh no. He will make it.
Crimson Glory: (worried) And i will not be able to sabotage him.
Beardo: Go, Ookla, Go! (Ookla keeps eating the pies)
Chris McLean: 5 pies left!
Nazz: (surprised) He is good at eating pies.
Jumpy Ghostface: (surprised) Yeah.
Chris McLean: 3 pies left!
Golan: Moth, do something. He's gonna make it!
Killer Moth: Don't worry. He won't make it.
Chris McLean: one last pie, Ookla. You finish the pie and the boys win the challenge. (Ookla takes the pie and prepares to eat it. Killer Moth throws a papel ball at Ookla. Ookla stops to see the paper and looks at a photo of Scuzzlebutt. Ookla gets sad and starts to cry, missing his best friend)
Beardo: Huh? What happens, Ookla (Ookla runs away)
Chris McLean: O-okay? I don't know what the heck happened to him, but i don't care. Girls team wins the challenge (Girls cheer)
Kitty: WE WON!
Nazz: ALRIGHT! (The boys are disappointed and Golan and Killer moth share a evil smile)
[Later...]
Beardo: Here he is. Ookla, what happened? Why did you run away crying?
Ookla: (crying) GRRRAAAAAAHH!
Big: Oh! Why are you crying, Big fella?
Ookla: Graaahh! (points to himself)
Big: Yes?
Ookla: Graaaaahh! (points to the Shot of the Shame)
Big: Yes?
Ookla: (shows the photo of Scuzzlebutt) GRRRAAAAAAHH! (cries again)
Big: Okay
Beardo: Did you understand what he said?
Big: No
Beardo: Well. I understood him a little what he means. and I think he already wants to get out of here.
Big: What? Ookla wants to quit?!
Beardo: Is that true, Ookla? (Ookla nods) Well, i didn't want him to make that decision. But since he really wants to quit, I will not oppose his decision. (Killer Moth smirks at them)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] (laughs evilly) My plan is working. This guy is gonna down. No more backstabbers on the team. Have a nice trip, DORK-LA! (laughs evilly)
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Welcome back to the elimination ceremony. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. The boy who doesn't receive a marshmallow will be out of the competition, and he won't come back...ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Golan...
Golan: YES! (receives his marshmallow)
Chris McLean: ...Killer Moth...
Killer Moth: Great (receives his marshmallow)
Chris McLean: ...Jumpy Ghostface...
Jumpy Ghostface: Yay! (receives his marshmallow)
Chris McLean: ...Fiskerton...(Fiskerton receives his marshmallow)...Storm...(Storm receives his marshmallow)...Big...(Big receives his marshmallow)...and Beardo...(Beardo receives his marshmallow) Spud, Ookla, This is the last marshmallow. One of you will go home tonight (Killer Moth and Golan smirk at Ookla) The last marshmallow goes to.
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Golan and Killer Moth: WHAT?!
Killer Moth: But Ookla! I thought you wanted to go home to meet your friend Suck le'...Scuzzlebutt back.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Ookla wanted us to vote him out so he can meet Scuzzlebutt back. But just before the voting, he changed his mind and decided to stay in the competition. he misses his friend, but now he wants to win the competition for him. That's good for him. And I'm glad that he decided to stay with us.
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] DAMN IT. WE LOST FOR NOTHING!. Well, i just hope that imbecile doesn't betray us again or I swear I'll make him SUFFER!
[Cut to Spud in the Shot of the Shame]
Chris McLean: Okay Spud, any last words?
Spud: Yes. Uhh...can you give me back my choco-oinkies? (Chef Hatchet is seen eating a box of choco-oinky)
Chris McLean: No. Later! (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Spud off the island)
Spud: AAAAAAAAH...!
Chris McLean: And Spud is out. Who will be the next to be shot off the island? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Crossover!
[Meantime, at the Arts and Crafts Center. Mary is creating something]
Mary: Wonderful. This device will completely change someone's life. (Mary laughs and snorts)
BOYS TEAM (8): BEARDO, BIG THE CAT, FISKERTON, JUMPY GHOSTFACE, KILLER MOTH, OOKLA, STORM THE ALBATROSS
GIRLS TEAM (8): CRIMSON, CRIMSON GLORY, KITANA, KITTY, MARY, NAZZ, PACIFICA, PENNY PROUD
ELIMINATED (4): SPUD (17th), PEPPA PIG (18th), LEONARD (19th), SCUZZLEBUTT (20th)