Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. The contestants faced dangerous and humiliating dares. Penny and Pacifica's conflict gets even worse after the blondie girl punches the sista girl, and Golan and Killer Moth joined to get rid of Ookla the Monk, I mean Mok (chuckles). Penny and Beardo share a friendly hug. GROSS! Girls team wins the challenge, Killer Moth's plan to get rid of Ookla badly failed and Spud was the next loser to be shot off the island. Who will win? Who will lose? Stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on Total...Drama...Crossover!
[At Girls' cabin, Crimson Glory is painting her lips with a red lipstick]
Crimson Glory: I played a good game yesterday. I wonder what MacLean has planned by today. (Crimson the Goth enters the cabin) Oh, Hey creepy girl. (Crimson just stares at her) Uh...Hello?
Crimson: You look like my grandmother's obnoxious neighbor. I don't wanna talk about it.
Crimson Glory: (confused) O-okay, Miss Gloomy. Hey, have you seen Penny? I haven't seen her in the morning.
Crimson: The last time I saw her she was heading into the forest, showing...(sighs)...happiness.
Crimson Glory: Happiness?
Crimson: Yeah. That is something I try to avoid.
Crimson Glory: I will go to the forest to look for her. I want to know what she's up to.
Kitty: (taking selfies) I'm so pretty. It would have been great if my sister was here (looks at the camera) Yoo-hoo, Emma! How are you doing with Noah? (giggles)
Nazz: Kitty, Can I ask you a question?
Kitty: Sure.
Nazz: Would it be okay to form a friendship with someone who is not from the same team?
Kitty: Wait. Did you form a friendship with a boy?
Nazz: No.
Kitty: Really?
Nazz: I swear.
Kitty: (grins) Are you sure you didn't?
Nazz: Yes!
Kitty: Okay (giggles) Well, about your question, It's not bad to be friends with someone from the opposite team. The only problem is that you must keep your friendship a secret, so your team won't find out about it.
Nazz: Why?
Kitty: Because we are on a competition. Almost everyone came here for the money and not to make friends. Kitana, Crimson, The Other Crimson, Pacifica, and maybe Mary.
Nazz: That's right.
Kitty: If they find out about your friendship with one of the boys, you're going to be immediately eliminated.
Nazz: Okay. I think I'll think about that before making friends with one of the guys. (Nazz leaves) Thanks for your advice, Kitty.
Kitty: That's what friends are for. (laughs) I think she's in love with a boy (takes a selfie)
[At the forest, Beardo and Penny are walking together]
Beardo: How are you feeling now Penny?
Penny: Fine. Thanks for asking.
Beardo: I'm still very sorry for what happened to you yesterday. I mean, that girl was so rude.
Penny: Don't worry. I won't let her touch me (Penny gets upset) and that she won't dare to mess with me again, because I swear I'll BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HER, AND...
Beardo: Wow, wow. Chill out.
Penny: You're right. Sorry.
Beardo: It's okay. You look funny when you are mad. (laughs)
Penny: Yeah (laughs) You look funny too, hee hee.
Beardo: You don't just look funny, sometimes you look cute too.
Penny: Really? Thank you. You looks cute too.
Beardo: Really?
Penny: Yeah. Hee hee (Beardo and Penny look at each other for a while until they both start to get closer to each other. They both stop)
Beardo: Oh...well...Thank you. Uh...I gotta go!
Penny: Me too!
Beardo: See you later (runs away)
Penny: Okay (runs away) Phew, that was close.
Nazz: Hey Penny.
Penny: Oh, Hi Nazz.
Nazz: What's the matter? You look a bit nervous.
Penny: Me? Nervous? Ja! I'm not nervous.
Nazz: Really?
Penny: Yes!
Nazz: Oh, okay. Anyway. Have you seen the little bunny guy?
Penny: I think I've seen him walk over there (points to a side) Why are you looking for him?
Nazz: I wanted to...make fun of him for a while.
Penny: What is your problem with him? Why do you want to make fun of him?
Nazz: Wait! Don't you want me to make fun of him?
Penny: No! That is rude. Especially if you make fun of that poor rabbit!
Nazz: I glad you said that. I don't want to bother him, I'm just looking for him to give him this present.
Penny: A present?
Nazz: Yes. Please don't tell anyone but i just made friends with that little rabbit
Penny: Really? That's cool! Well, I promise you that I will keep my mouth shut if you promise to keep yours shut too.
Nazz: Okay.
Penny: Well, I also just made friends with one of the boys.
Nazz: Really?! That's great! So, who is that guy?
Penny: That guy is Beardo.
Nazz: Beardo? Isn't that the big purple cat?
Penny: No. That's Big the Cat. Beardo is the boombox guy.
Nazz: I thought that guy was called Gohan. Or was called Golan? (Penny glares at Nazz due to stupidity of the blonde girl)
Penny: I thought you were looking for the little bunny.
Nazz: Right! I gotta go. See you later Penny! (Nazz leaves)
Penny: Bye! (Penny sighs)
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] (folding her arms) Well, at least she is not another hateful spoiled blondie girl like Pacifica.
[Later, at the main lodge, the contestants are having lunch]
Pacifica: Gruel? Are you kidding me?
Mary: Although gruel is a healthy food because of its low sodium and cholesterol, this gruel doesn't look really healthy...or at least edible.
Storm: (coughs up the food) This food is disgusting! I want to eat delicious food like pizza or something. (someone throws a rolling pin at Storn) OH! Who threw that?! (Storm looks at Chef Hatchet, who is glaring at the albatross. Storm gulps terrified) I don't complain. This food is good anyway. (Penny arrives)
Pacifica: Hey, everyone, The crybaby is here! (Pacifica, Golan, Killer Moth and Storm laugh at Penny. Penny glares at the boys and Beardo elbows Storm)
Crimson Glory: (To Penny) Where were you?
Penny: Walking in the forest.
Pacifica: She lies. she went to the forest to cry like a little baby.
Penny: Shut up! (Beardo looks concerned at Penny)
Pacifica: What are you going to do? Run away and cry like a baby? Because that's exactly what you did yesterday.
Penny: I told you to shut up!
Beardo: Okay ladies, it was enough!
Golan: Shut up, Weirdo. This is getting entertaining! Don't try to screw it up!
Penny: (To Pacifica) You better not mess with me. This time I'll be tough on you.
Pacifica: Oh yeah? Let's see how tough you can be, SKUNK! (everyone gasps and Golan grins in excitement)
Penny: W-what did you said? Repeat it!
Pacifica: I said...SKUNK!
Penny: You...are...DEAD! (Penny jumps on Pacifica to beat her up)
Pacifica: AAAH!
Kitty: Oh, no!
Golan: Yoohoo! CATFIGHT!
Pacifica: (Penny slaps Pacifica) GET THIS SKUNK OFF ME! OW!.
Penny: (pulls Pacifica's hair) STOP CALLING ME SKUNK!.
Beardo: (tries to separate the girls) Ladies, please, Stop this fight!.
Golan: (to Beardo) DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT, KILLJOY! (Golan slaps Beardo, making him crash into Jumpy Ghostface. Ookla gets angry)
Ookla: GGRRRAAH! (Ookla punches Golan)
Golan: OW!.
Crimson Glory: YAY! FIGHT! (Crimson Glory punches Kitty)
Kitty: Why do you hit me? What did I do?.
Crimson Glory: Sorry (Crimson Glory laughs as Killer Moth and Kitana fight each others)
Kitana: (to Killer Moth) Why do you want to fight a princess?.
Killer Moth: I don't want to miss a chance to hit a girl.
Kitana: You want to be beaten by a princess? Don't worry, I will NOT execute you.
Killer Moth: Stop talking and fight me!.
Nazz: (hidden under a table along with Jumpy Ghostface) This doesn't look good.
Jumpy Ghostface: I'm scared. Let's get out of here (Jumpy Ghostface and Nazz run away while Golan beats up Ookla).
Pacifica: (still fighting with Penny) I will rip your pigtails off!.
Penny: And i'll rip your big head off! (Chris blows a whistle).
Chris McLean: Okay, stop this fight. (contestants stop fighting) You shouldn't be fighting each other unless it's part of a challenge. Okay. Get ready because today's challenge will start soon. I'll wait for you outside. (Chris leaves)
Pacifica: (To Penny) This is not over! Sooner or later you're gonna down (Beardo trips Pacifica) Ow!
Penny: Looks like you are the one who ended up going down (laughs)
Pacifica: (grunts) I will get my revenge (Pacifica leaves) I SWEAR I WILL!
Beardo: Are you okay Penny?
Penny: Yes. Did you see her face? Oh my, It was horrible (Beardo and Penny laugh)
Beardo: (still sore from the blow) Ow!
Penny: Oh, does it hurt a lot?
Beardo: Not much. But don't worry, i will be fine.
Penny: Poor Beardo (Penny leaves the main lodge)
Kitana: (leaves the main lodge) You cry better than fight. You better not mess with me if don't want to pay the consequences.
Killer Moth: (leaves the main lodge completely injured and beaten) This is not over (cough) THIS WAS JUST THE FIRST ROUND! (collapses)
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] I hope to win the million dollar prize. That will help my parents forget of my grounding for hitting a stupid girl on international TV.
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] That girl is tough. I think I'm not ready to fight her yet. But remember what they say: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. OW!
Beardo: (bandages Ookla) I'm so sorry Ookla. Did Golan punch you hard?
Ookla: Grraaahhh! (Beardo places a ice bag on Ookla's head)
Beardo: I wish I could understand what you say.
Mary: (To Beardo) Psst, Hey, you!
Beardo: Huh?
Mary: Maybe i could help you.
Beardo: What?.
Mary: Looks at my latest invention (she shows him a collar)
Beardo: A collar?
Mary: it's not just a collar. It's a translator collar. This will allow your big furry buddy to speak like humans. Humans like us (Mary laughs and snorts) Okay, here it goes (Mary puts the collar on Ookla) Okay Ookla, speak up. (Ookla starts saying unintelligible words with a girly voice) Whoops. Let me make some adjustments (fixes the collar) Now, say something.
Ookla: (with his normal voice) ...S-something
Beardo: (shocked) D-did he say something?
Mary: He totally said something
Ookla: O-ookla..can talk.
Beardo: (surprised) HE CAN TALK!
Mary: He totally can talk. My collar works!
Ookla: Ookla talk?! OOKLA TALK!
Beardo: That's amazing Ookla! Mary, you're a genius!
Mary: Duh! (laughs)
Ookla: Ookla thanks genius girl (hugs Mary)
Mary: No problem. But could you please let me go? Crushing my bones is not a good way of thanks.
Ookla: [CONFESSIONAL] Ookla can talk now. Ookla can talk to friends now. Ookla win contest for Scuzzlebutt.
[Everyone is with Chris, ready for today's challenge]
Chris McLean: Contestants, are you ready for today's challenge?
Crimson Glory: We are ready, McLean.
Chris McLean: Good. Today's challenge will be Boys vs Girls. We will have eight challenges where a boy will face a girl in each one. One must defeat the other in the challenge to get a point for your team. Whoever achieves the most points will win immunity. the losing team will be sending a member home. I will announce who will face who. Beardo and Pacifica...(Beardo shows concern and Pacifica smirks at him)...Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface...(Nazz and Jumpy look at each other worried)...Killer Moth and Penny, Storm and Mary, Fiskerton and Kitty, Big and Kitana...(Kitana looks at Big, who is looking at her passionately)...Golan and Crimson the Creepy Girl, and Ookla and the Other Crimson.
Golan: (points to Crimson Glory) Too bad i won't be with my girlfriend.
Crimson Glory: I'm not your girlfriend, Fatso!
Beardo: Oh, no! (whispers to Penny) I will face with Parasitica.
Penny: Don't worry Beardo. Smash her!
Beardo: Yeah i will (Pacifica glares at Beardo and Penny)
Storm: Wait! I will face Betty the ugly one? (points to Mary)
Mary: I'm not surprised by the fact that I will be faced with a Diomedeidae.
Storm: A what?
Mary: I expected that reply. It's clear that you don't know the binomial nomenclature of your own species. (Mary leaves as Storm looks at the camera confused)
Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] That girl is more annoying than Wave. I don't get any word that she says. Anyway. She is not a dough opponent for me. Er, I mean tough?... Yeah, that. She is not a tough opponent for me.
[Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface are standing in columns, holding some giant Q-tips]
Chris McLean: Okay. Nazz, Jumpy, you must knock his or her opponent off the column into that pile of garbage.
Nazz: Garbage?
Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface: Gross!
Chris McLean: Whoever manages to knock out its opponent will get a point for its team.
Jumpy Ghostface: But...
Chris McLean: GO! (blows a horn)
Crimson Glory: Come on blondie, KNOCK OUT THAT RABBIT!
Nazz: But Isn't that animal cruelty?
Crimson Glory: JUST DO IT!
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] I don't want to hurt Nazz. She is my friend. She gave me a friendship bracelet.
Jumpy Ghostface: (Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface reluctantly hit each other) I'm sorry.
Nazz: I'm sorry too Jumpy. But we must do this!
Crimson Glory: Come on you idiot. KNOCK HIM OUT!
Nazz: (To Crimson Glory) Hey, I'm not an idiot! (Jumpy hits her in the face, knocking her out into the pile of trash) AAAAHH!
Jumpy Ghostface: (regretted) I'm sorry!
Chris McLean: And the boys get their first point. (Boys cheer)
Nazz: Gross. My hair is ruined!
Crimson Glory: You deserve it. I can't believe you got defeat by a stupid rabbit!
Kitty: Chill out girl. We still have a chance to beat the boys.
Crimson Glory: (frustrated) Hmph!
[Later...]
Chris McLean: Okay. Killer Moth, Penny, as part of your challenge, you must paint a portrait of their beloved and attractive host. That's me!
Killer Moth: This will be easy.
Chris McLean: But first, you must put this metal collars. (Chris puts the collars on Penny and Killer Moth) You better be careful. These collars will shock you while you are working on my portrait.
Penny: What?! (Penny is electrocuted by the collar) AAAHH! (her hair got messy) My hair!
Killer Moth: Ha ha! You look horrible! (Killer Moth is electrocuted by the collar) AAAHH!
Chris McLean: (laughs) And so are you.
Killer Moth: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Chris McLean: You have 30 minutes. Meanwhile, i will announce the challenges of the other contestants. You can start now, I'll be right back with you later (Chris leaves)
Penny: (concerned) Oh no. Beardo will face Pacifica in one of the challenges. I hope it's not a deadly challenge. She would be able to kill him. (Penny and Killer Moth are electrocuted by the collars)
Killer Moth: (To Penny) I will defeat you! I'm a professional artist.
Penny: Ha! I don't think so. Girls rule! (Killer Moth glares at her)
[Meantime...]
Chris McLean: Beardo, Pacifica, you must walk through this lumber avoiding obstacles.
Pacifica: Ha! Piece of cake.
Chris McLean: You must be careful not to fall into the pool as it is full of jellyfishes and eels (Beardo and Pacifica gasp) Get ready...GO!
Pacifica: (she walks the lumber) You can do this, Pacifica! (she dodges a tire) WOW!
Kitty: Be careful Pacifica!
Crimson Glory: Yeah! Don't screw it up like Nazz did! (Nazz glares at Crimson Glory)
Pacifica: (she dodges a tire) Gosh!
Beardo: (surpasses Pacifica) Good luck, girl!
Big: YAY! Come on, hairy boy!
Pacifica: Hey look, Penny fell into a well!
Beardo: WHAT?! PENNY! (Beardo is distracted and a tire hits him on the head, causing him to fall into the pool) AAAAHH!
Pacifica: Whoops, i'm sorry. It was just a skunk. (Beardo gets electrocuted by jellyfishes and eels. Pacifica manages to finish her challenge and the girls scores a point. Girls cheer)
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] That hairy guy finally got his comeuppance by shoving me into that mud! (laughs) That's what happens when someone messes with Pacifica Northwest.
[Later, at main lodge]
Chris McLean: Mary, Storm, as part of your challenge, you will drink a very special milkshake.
Storm: (excited) Alright. I love milkshakes! (Chef Hatchet show some disgusting-looking milkshakes to Storm and Mary. Storm is disgusted by Chef's milkshakes) Okay. This was not what I expected.
Chris McLean: This "delicious" milkshakes were made by blending soured milk, grubs, cockroaches and various other nasty insects.
Storm and Mary: Ugh!
Mary: Doesn't look healthy at all.
Chris McLean: The first to finish their milkshake without throwing up wins and scores a point for their team. GO! (blows a horn)
Storm: (takes a sip) Ugh! This is disgusting!
Mary: (takes a sip) Ugh!
Storm: I can still beat you, four-eyes! (takes another sip) YUCK!
Mary: (takes another sip) Ugh! (retches)
Storm: Ha! She's gonna throw up! (slurps the milkshake) UGH! (Mary shows concern)
Mary: [CONFESSIONAL] I'll never gonna beat that Diomedeidae if i keep drinking like that. It's time to do my hard play.
Mary: (she takes a big gulp of the milkshake. She starts to get dizzy) I don't feel so good.
Storm: (laughs) Victory is mine.
Mary: Ah...Ah...CHOO! (Mary sneezes and shoots a grub out of her nose, landing on Storm's glass. Storm retches)
Storm: G-gross. I...i can't...(Storm vomits)
Chris McLean: And girls win another challenge! (Mary faints) So far the girls take the lead!
Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] It's not fair. Why did they choose me to face Bigfoot?! Oh well, I hope at least my challenge is not a disgusting one.
Kitty: WHAT?!
Chris McLean: I already told you. Your challenge is dive yourself in this chum pool and find the medal. Are you ready?
Kitty: (Fiskerton enthusiastically nods) Uh. I...I don't...
Crimson Glory: Come on! DON'T BE A NAZZ. I mean a chichen, DON'T BE A CHICKEN!
Kitty: But i don't like...(Chris shoves Kitty into the pool) AAH!
Chris McLean: GO! (Fiskerton does a cannonball into the pool)
Fiskerton: WOW!
Kitty: Yuck! Fish guts! GROSS!
Crimson Glory: Stop whining and find the medal!
Kitty: O-okay (looks for the medal)
Golan: What is that freak doing? (Fiskerton is eating some chum) STOP EATING AND FIND THE STUPID MEDAL! (Golan grabs some chum and throws it at Fiskerton's face)
Kitty: (finding the medal) This is unclean!
Jumpy Ghostface: Come on, Big guy!
Fiskerton: Ooooh, yum!
Crimson Glory: (To Kitty) Haven't you found the medal yet?
Kitty: No. it's hard to find it.
Crimson Glory: Well keep looking for it! (shoves Kitty's head down the chum)
Golan: (Fiskerton is still eating the chum) Uh? I TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING AND FIND THE STUPID MEDAL, YOU STUPID BIGFOOT! (Fiskerton starts choking) GREAT! AND NOW WHAT?!
Big: He is choking! (Big performs the Heimlich Maneuver to Fiskerton) L-let it go! (Fiskerton spits out the medal) YAY!
Chris McLean: Fiskerton found the medal. Boys win this challenge. (Boys cheer)
Crimson Glory: (to Kitty, annoyed) GOOD JOB, STUPID!
Chris McLean: Follow me. We'll see how Penny and Killer Moth are doing their challenge.
Penny: (painting her picture) Okay. I just need to carefully paint his chin and the picture will be perfectly...(Penny is electrocuted by the collar, accidentally messing up the picture) AAAHH! Oh no. This is not good! (Chris and the contestants show up)
Chris McLean: How are my artists doing with my portrait?
Penny: Uh...I'm almost done!
Killer Moth: I'm already done!
Chris McLean: Good, because your 30 minutes are up. BRUSHES OUT! First let's see Penny's painting. (Penny shows her painting) Uh? (Pacifica laughs at Penny's painting) I don't have a mustache!
Penny: It's not a mustache. It's just...uh...well...
Chris McLean: Forget it, Penny. I don't like your painting. (Chris gives her a thumbs down. Penny groans)
Crimson Glory: (sarcastically) What a GOOD artist you are, Penny!
Killer Moth: Ja, ja. Looks like i will win this challenge. (Killer Moth shows his poorly Chris McLean portrait)
Chris McLean: What the heck is that?
Killer Moth: It's you, McLean. I just drew you with my art style.
Mary: (to Killer Moth) Your art style matches your appearance.
Chris McLean: This looks horrible! WAY worse than Penny's!
Killer Moth: WHAT?!
Chris McLean: Because her painting is less horrible than Killer Moth's, Penny wins this challenge and her team scores one point. (Girls but Pacifica cheer)
Nazz: Good job, Penny!
Penny: Thanks! (Pacifica glares at Penny)
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] I...hate...Penny (breaks her nail file)
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] Yay! I will play with the blue ninja in the challenge! It's great that I will have the chance to be close to her. That girl is so beautiful.
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] I think that big purple cat won't be a problem for me in the challenge. When he left the confessional, he looked at me with a awkward smile.
Chris McLean: Big, Kitana, as part of your challenge, you will face in a combat.
Big and Kitana: A combat?
Crimson Glory: A COMBAT?!
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] What a disappointment. I wanted the combat challenge!
Chris McLean: You must fight each other in the most violent way possible. Unfortunately, this won't be a fight to the death. You must knock your opponent off the bridge, where he or she will fall into this pool of jelly.
Golan: (annoyed) Great. No fatalities.
Chris McLean: Okay. Ready...FIGHT! (bell rings)
Kitana: (To Big) Alright. Show me the best you have!
Big: Oookay. (Big pulls out an umbrella)
Mary: Where did he get the umbrella from?
Kitana: Huh? (Big performs an umbrella dance) Don't you think it's a little early to do a friendship?
Killer Moth: BIG! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! FIGHT HER! PUNCH HER! KICK HER BUTT!
Big: (looks at Killer Moth) What? (Kitana kicks Big's face) OW!
Crimson Glory: Come on Kitana! Kick his big butt! (Kitana punches Big's belly)
Big: Ow! That hurts!
Kitty: You can do it, Kitana! (Kitana performs a cartwheel at Big, kicking him on impact)
Golan: Come on, stupid cat! HIT HER!
Big: Okay! (To Kitana) Come here! (with an angry look) I have something for you.
Kitana: Finally! You'll fight! (Kitana runs to Big to punch him. Big hugs her sympathetically) Huh? What are you doing?!
Big: I don't wanna hurt you! You are beautiful!
Kitana: Let me go! (Big trips over the umbrella)
Big: WOW (Big and Kitana fall off the bridge and land into the pool of jelly)
Crimson Glory: What a disappointing fight!
Big: Katana, where are you?!
Kitana: I'm here. and my name is Kitana, Princess Ki...(Big hugs Kitana)...Tana.
Big : I glad you're okay. But you're covered in jelly.
Kitana: (annoyed) And so are you!
Big: Oh yeah. Hee hee hee.
Chris McLean: Well. Since they both fell into the pool, no team scores a point. (teams groan)
Golan: (to Big, annoyed) Good job screwing it up, stupid!
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] I didn't want to hurt that girl. I would never hurt a girl. And much less someone I'm in love with. Yeah, I am in love with her. i love that beautiful girl. I must find a way to impress her.
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] I just saw that big cat looking at me with that awkward smile again. I don't know why he hugged me and showed concern for me during the challenge. Anyway, It will be better for him to be away from me. I'm not interested in making friends with him.
Chef Hatchet: Okay, Creepy freakies! Your challenge is a meatball eating contest.
Golan: Meatball eating contest?! AWESOME!
Chef Hatchet: (Chef serves them a plate of giant spicy meatballs) Yeah. But these meatballs are very spicy. Very spicy that will make your disgusting and slimy tongues burn. (evil laugh) Okay freaks, you have...(beat). Huh? (he finds out Golan has already eaten all of his meatballs, including Crimson's)
Golan: (burps) DONE! (Golan doesn't seem to be affected by spicy meatballs, much to Chef's surprise) Did i win?
Chef Hatchet: (annoyed) Yes
Golan: WOOHOO (To Crimson) I BEAT YOU, CREEPY GIRL!
Crimson: it was a pleasure doing this challenge with you, Lord of the darkness.
Golan: Whatever. I'll go to the restroom. Time to eject some meatballs (Golan heads to bathroom as Chef grunts at him) That challenge was so easy (Golan stops and overhears a conversation from Nazz and Jumpy Ghostface)
Jumpy Ghostface: Well played, Nazz.
Nazz: Thank you. You did better.
Jumpy Ghostface: I want to thank you again for the friendship bracelet. But I don't know what to give you in return.
Nazz: Don't worry. You have already given me a gift before.
Jumpy Ghostface: Really? What did I give you?
Nazz: A cute friend.
Jumpy Ghostface: Aaaaw. (Golan gasps)
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] THAT STUPID BUNNY BEFRIENDED WITH A STUPID GIRL?! If it weren't for the competition, I would have already killed, roasted and eaten that UGLY RABBIT! (he blows) Okay Golan, just relax! (inhales and sighs) I must find a way to get rid of that stupid rabbit and his blondie girlfriend.
Chris McLean: Alright. Both teams are tied. It's time for a tiebreaker in this final challenge.
Crimson Glory: (to Ookla) I will destroy you.
Kitty: You can do it!
Crimson Glory: (to Kitty) Shut up!
Ookla: OOKLA WIN THIS CHALLENGE FOR SCUZZLEBUTT!
Crimson Glory: Huh?
Golan: He can talk?
Killer Moth: I didn't know that he could speak (Mary smiles at the camera)
Chris McLean: In today's last challenge, Ookla and Crimson must ride Cinnamon, the fastest horse.
Crimson Glory: I have never ridden a horse. Is it like riding motorcycles?
Chris McLean: Yeah. Except horses don't have wheels (laughs)
Crimson Glory: Fine. I'll do the challenge better than all those loser girls.
Penny: Hey! I did my part of the challenge well.
Crimson Glory: Yeah. But only because your bad painting was less horrible than the moth's. (girls glare at Crimson Glory)
Chris McLean: Ookla, you must ride this horse for one minute without being tossed off it.
Ookla: Ookla can do it (Ookla is sitting on the horse)
Chris McLean: Okay Ookla, are you ready? (Ookla nods) Good (Chris blows a horn, Chef opens the pen and the horse runs out of the pen) Remember Ookla, just one minute!
Big: You can do it, Ookla! (Ookla rides the horse with no problem)
Jumpy Ghostface: He is good.
Fiskerton: Ya (the horse tries to toss Ookla off, but the mok can still hold on it)
Killer Moth: Keep going, mok. Unless you want to go home tonight! (Ookla manages to control the horse)
Chris McLean: 3...2...1...and Ookla gets a point for his team. (Boys cheer) And now it's Crimson's turn.
Crimson Glory: This will be easy.
Chris McLean: Crimson, If you manage to pass the challenge, i will double your points and your team will be the winner.
Crimson Glory: (flirty) You are such a wonderful guy, McLean
Chris McLean: (blushes) Uh, thanks (giggles)
Crimson Glory: I will show everyone that I'm a good player (to her team) unlike you, bunch of stupid and incompetent girls (her team glare at her) I'm not afraid of anything, not even this stupid horse (the horse growls) What a pathetic animal (sits on the horse)
Chris McLean: Ready Crimson?
Crimson Glory: I'm ready
Chris McLean: Okay. Good luck! (Chris blows a horn and the horse breaks out of the pen)
Crimson Glory: WOW! What the heck is wrong with the horse?!
Penny: (smirks) It seems that the horse is somewhat upset. (Kitty and Nazz laugh)
Crimson Glory: OH! HOW DO I CONTROL IT?! THE HORSE IS CRAZY! (the horse smashes through some bushes) STOP! Okay! I'm sorry, I'M SORRY! STOP! (The horse stops and bucks Crimson Glory off) AAAAAAH! (falls into a pile of mud)
Chris McLean: She only lasted 30 seconds. Sorry Crimson, but boys team wins the challenge (Boys cheer)
Big: We won!
Crimson Glory: (grunts) This sucks!
Kitty: (to Crimson Glory) Who is the loser now? (Crimson Glory grabs some mud and throws it at Kitty) OW! HEY!
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] I can't believe I lost the challenge. This has never happened to me. (sighs) This is embarrassing. It would be better for them not to vote for me tonight. Unless they want to leave in body bags.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I just recovered from my injuries (electrical shock) I think. Pacifica really played a foul game in that challenge. Now I know how Penny feels about her. (electrical shock). I won't let her get away with it and I won't let her hurt Penny. (electrical shock).
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Welcome girls to the elimination ceremony. You know the rule: You don't recieve a marshmallow, you go home.
Crimson Glory: (to Kitana) Did you vote for me?
Kitana: No. Though I think I wasted my vote.
Crimson Glory: What do you mean with that?
Kitana: Look behind you (Crimson Glory looks behind. Nazz, Penny, Pacifica and Kitty are smirking at Crimson Glory. Implying that all the girls voted for Crimson Glory)
Crimson Glory: Crap!
Chris McLean: The first marshmallow goes to...Nazz...(Nazz receives her marshmallow)...Mary...(Penny receives her marshmallow)...Pacifica...(Pacifica receives her marshmallow)...Kitana...(Kitana receives her marshmallow)...Kitty...(Kitty receives her marshmallow)...and Penny (Penny receives her marshmallow). There are two Crimsons, but only one marshmallow. One Crimson will stay here while the other Crimson will go home tonight. (Crimson Glory shows concern) The last marshmallow goes to.
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CRIMSON GLORY! (Crimson Glory receives her marshmallow)
Girls: WHAT?!
Chris McLean: (To Crimson the Goth) Sorry Crimson, You're out.
Pacifica: (points to Crimson Glory) But we voted for that girl, not the goth girl!
Chris McLean: Not really (shows the votes to the girls) You all voted for "Crimson". If you wanted to vote for the Non-Goth Crimson, you should have voted by her full name.
Pacifica: WHAT?!
Nazz: But i voted by her full name!
Chris McLean: (looks at Nazz's vote) Here says "Crimson Glorious". There's not a Crimson Glorious in the competition. So your vote was not counted.
Nazz: (ashamed) Whoops
Chris McLean: It's official, Crimson the goth is out! (Girls groan and Crimson Glory laughs)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] (laughs) I was right. Girls are so stupid. They don't even know how to vote someone out! STUPID GIRLS! (laughs)
[Crimson the Goth is in the giant slingshot]
Chris McLean: Any last words Crimson? (Crimson just stares at Chris) A-are you afraid of the trip that you are going to experience?
Crimson: Not really. I will enjoy the flying. I will fly like vampires again. This will be my best night. It's totally worth it.
Chris McLean: Good for you that you will leave on a good note. Too bad i'm not enjoying this. (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Crimson off the island) What? No scream? It's not the same without the scream! Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time right here on Total...Drama...Crossover!