Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. The contestants were surprised after the return of the friendly monster, Scuzzlebutt. Then we saw our contestants race to the shed, dig on the beach, and climb the mountain. Penny and Beardo had a disgusting moment when they accidentally shared lips. Gross. Scuzzlebutt once again cost his team the challenge by losing his flag. Fortunately for Scuzzlebutt, Storm got the most votes and was chosen to take the Shot of Shame. However, Storm was spared from elimination after Fiskerton Saturday left the competition due to his injuries. Saturday is gone, but Sunday is here! (laughs) Get it? There are still 11 players left, But tonight one will take the Shot of Shame. Who will be next to go home? Find out right now on Total...Drama...Crossover!
[That morning, Beardo, Big, Ookla and Scuzzlebutt are sleeping in a cave]
Big: Good morning, buddies.
Beardo: (yawns) Morning, Big. (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt wake up) What a pretty day. (Beardo gets up and starts to feel a pain in his back) OW, MY BACK!
Big: What happens, buddy?
Beardo: My back hurts.
Big: Oh.
Beardo: Oh well. I guess it's the result of spending the night sleeping on the rocks.
Big: (his stomach starts to growl) Ow. My tummy is calling me. It says it wants to eat.
Beardo: Yeah. I'm starving too. Too bad the food here is not appetizing, but poisonous. Eating the chef's food will make my stomach (makes an explosive sound) I'm gonna see Penny. See you later, friends. (Beardo leaves the cave)
Big: Bye Beardo! (his stomach continues to growl) Ow, I'm hungry. I will go fishing for my breakfast. (to Ookla and Scuzzlebutt) Wanna go fishing with me?
Ookla: No, thank you. (Scuzzlebutt yawns)
Big: Okay buddies. See ya. (Big leaves the cave and heads to the dock)
Ookla: (to Scuzzlebutt) Scuzzlebutt slept well last night?
Scuzzlebutt: Yeah. Scuzzlebutt can sleep comfortably with friends by his side.
Ookla: Ookla loves Scuzzlebutt. Scuzzlebutt loves Ookla?
Scuzzlebutt: Scuzzlebutt loves friends. Including friend Ookla.
Ookla: (hugs Scuzzlebutt) Ookla loves friend Scuzzlebutt.
Ookla: [CONFESSIONAL] Ookla loves friend Scuzzlebutt. Scuzzlebutt is Ookla's best friend. and Ookla is Scuzzlebutt's best friend.
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] Ookla...sweet. I will find flowers to friend Ookla.
[Cut to Penny, who's sitting in the bleachers. Beardo meets her]
Beardo: Hi, Penny.
Penny: Hey, Beardo.
Beardo: It's a beautiful day, isn't it?.
Penny: Yeah (she sighs. Chirping birds begin to be heard) Hear the birds sing.
Beardo: (making bird sounds) Whoops. Sorry, It was me. (Beardo and Penny laugh until Beardo gasps in pain)
Penny: What happens?
Beardo: My back hurts. Gah, I spent the night sleeping uncomfortably in a cave.
Penny: Why didn't you stay in your cabin?
Beardo: I didn't want to leave Scuzzlebutt alone. The trio of idiots kicked him out of the cabin last night.
Penny: Oh yeah. Well, Let me relieve your back pain. I am an excellent massage therapist.
Beardo: Are you sure?
Penny: Sure. Now turn around. (Penny starts massaging Beardo's back)
Beardo: Wow, you're right. You are an expert.
Penny: Now on you nape. (Penny massages Beardo's nape)
Beardo: Wow. You are really good.
Penny: Yeah. Yeah, I am. You just relax and let me do all the work.
[Some few minutes later...]
Penny: How are you feeling now?
Beardo: Now I feel much better. Thanks for the massages, Penny.
Penny: No problem. But massages are not free. They have a cost.
Beardo: Oh yeah. Here it goes. (Beardo kisses Penny on her cheek)
Penny: Thank you. Here is your change. (Penny kisses Beardo on his cheek)
Beardo: And here's your tip for good service. (Beardo kisses Penny on the cheek again)
Penny: Thank you. (Beardo and Penny giggle)
Beardo and Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] (both are making out in the confessional)
[Later, Scuzzlebutt is taking some flowers in the forest]
Scuzzlebutt: Friend Ookla is gonna love my gift (Scuzzlebutt smells the flowers. Then he tears a tree and molds it into a wicker basket. He uses the basket to collect the flowers. he hears some noises in some bushes) Huh? (Scuzzlebutt goes to investigate and Kitana comes out of the bush and kicks Scuzzlebutt in the face) ROAR!
Kitana: I TOLD YOU NOT TO STALK ME...! (Kitana finds out that she kicked the wrong person) Oh no! (Scuzzlebutt can't do anything but cry) I'm so sorry, you poor creature. I thought you were Killer Moth. He was stalking me a few minutes ago. (Scuzzlebutt keeps crying) Let me help you. (Kitana helps Scuzzlebutt up) I'm so sorry. I am completely ashamed. (she takes her steel fans and cuts off some aloe vera) Let me put aloe vera on your face. This will help you relieve the pain and get rid of the bruise. (Scuzzlebutt stops crying and begins to calm down) How do you feel now?
Scuzzlebutt: F-f-f-fine. (sniffs) T-thanks.
Kitana: No problem. I'm sorry again. I didn't mean to hurt you. (Scuzzlebutt goes back to collect the flowers) Huh, you want some help? (Scuzzlebutt nods) Okay (Kitana helps him pick flowers) Uh, who are those flowers for?
Scuzzlebutt: Flowers are for my friend Ookla. He is my best friend and I love him.
Kitana: That's nice. (she pats him on the head) Crimson Glory was right, you are a sweet monster. (mutters worriedly) But also manipulable.
Scuzzlebutt: Roar. Thanks. Ookla is going to love these flowers.
Kitana: Call me Kitana. How is your name again?
Scuzzlebutt: Grrr...S-scuzzlebutt.
Kitana: Oh. What an unfortunate name for a nice creature like you.
Scuzzlebutt: (confused) Roar?
Kitana: Uh, nothing. (Scuzzlebutt gives Kitana a flower) Huh?
Scuzzlebutt: Flower. Friend.
Kitana: Oh, thank you. That is so...nice of you. (Crimson Glory, Golan, Killer Moth and Storm walk past Kitana and Scuzzlebutt)
Crimson Glory: Well, well, looks like Kitana got another admirer.
Killer Moth: And it's another big fat furry. (Storm laughs)
Crimson Glory: Geez girl, why are all the big fat furries attracted to you?
Kitana: Get your crap outta here, Crimson.
Golan: Hey, don't talk my girlfriend like that.
Killer Moth: Hey, why is Suck Le'Butt with you? And why does he have that bruise on his face? (Killer Moth gasps) You kicked him?
Crimson Glory: (mocking) Gosh Kitana. you kicked that poor creature? What a mean girl.
Kitana: Hey, It was an accident.
Crimson Glory: Yeah, yeah.
Storm: Hey, what is Scuzzlebutt doing?
Scuzzlebutt: F-flowers.
Kitana: Uh, he is collecting flowers for a friend.
Storm: Really? Oh, Let me help you. (Storm takes the flower basket, he jumps and dumps the basket on Scuzzlebutt's head) Hah, hah, hah! Now you have a pretty flower hat. (Storm, Crimson Glory, Golan and Killer Moth laugh at Scuzzlebutt)
Killer Moth: STUPID MONSTER! HAH, HAH! (Scuzzlebutt becomes very sad and runs away crying) What a crybaby!
Storm: A big crybaby! (Storm and Killer Moth continue laughing)
Kitana: Look what you've done, you cruel albatross!
Storm: Shut up, you ugly woman. Hah, hah, hah! (Kitana punches Storm) OW, HEY! Why did you do that?!
Kitana: You know why! Stop bullying that poor creature!
Crimson Glory: Kitana, what is your problem? Since when have you cared about that stupid monster?
Killer Moth: Yeah.
Crimson Glory: Unless you...(she gasps)...you are in love with him!
Kitana: What?!
Killer Moth: (mocking) Kitana loves Suck Le'Butt. Suck Le'Butt loves Kitana. Kitana and Suck Le'Butt, sitting in a tree...(Kitana proceeds to smash Killer Moth's head against the tree)
Kitana: (while smashing Killer Moth's head against the tree) K-I-L-L-I-N-YOU!
Killer Moth: OW! THAT HURTS! STOP IT!
Crimson Glory: (grabs Kitana's arm) Calm down, you crazy gal!
Kitana: Don't touch me! (Kitana shoves Crimson Glory)
Crimson Glory: DON'T SHOVE ME! (Crimson Glory slaps Kitana)
Kitana: DON'T HIT ME! (Kitana lunges at her and both girls start fighting)
Golan: CAT FIGHT! WOOHOO!
Killer Moth: KICK HER BUTT, CRIMSON!
Crimson Glory: Loser! (Crimson Glory grabs Kitana and starts punching her in the face. Kitana defends herself by kicking Crimson in the chest) Oof! (Kitana runs and performs a knee strike on Crimson) HEY! (Crimson Glory headbutts Kitana) Take that! (she pulls out a bottle and throws it at Kitana. She dodges it, but Crimson runs and performs a Clothesline attack on Kitana)
Kitana: (she immediately gets up) Okay, STOP ALREADY! (The ladies stop fighting) This fight was way better than the fights I had with that stupid mutant moth.
Killer Moth: HEY, I CAN STILL...
Kitana: (to Killer Moth) SHUT UP! (to Crimson Glory) I don't want to be in an alliance with a nasty woman like you.
Crimson Glory: Fine. I didn't want to have you in my alliance for long anyway. You were already starting to irritate me with your policy.
Kitana: You better be careful, because the next time we lose a challenge, I will make sure that you are the next to get out of here. So you better start counting the minutes. (Kitana walks away, shoving Storm on her way)
Storm: Ow!
Golan: Ha! I'm the only one who got away unscathed.
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] I don't need a Goody-Goody in my alliance. (she spits out a tooth) and much less a weakling like Kitbanana.
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] My alliance with Crimson Unglory is over. From now on I will be solo. Although I may need the vote of my teammates to eliminate Crimson.
[Meantime, Scuzzlebutt is crying in the forest]
Ookla: (he finds Scuzzlebutt) Scuzzlebutt? Why is Scuzzlebutt crying?
Scuzzlebutt: (sniffs) Bad guys bullying me again.
Ookla: Bullies made Scuzzlebutt cry. Ookla crush bullies! (Ookla notices something in Scuzzlebutt's hand) What is that thing?
Scuzzlebutt: A flower. But it's crushed. (sheds a tear) Bad guys destroyed flowers for Ookla.
Ookla: (he takes the flower) Ookla likes it. Ookla loves this flower.
Scuzzlebutt: Roar?
Ookla: (Ookla hugs Scuzzlebutt) Ookla happy to have Scuzzlebutt as a friend. Scuzzlebutt wanna play tag with Ookla?
Scuzzlebutt: Yay!
Chris McLean: (over loudspeaker) No time for childish games, you big beasts. Contestants, meet up on the beach. The challenge will start in five minutes. SO HURRY UP! (he laughs)
[Cut to Chris and the contestants in a quiz show stage. The contestants are wearing some collars]
Chris McLean: Welcome to your next challenge called "The S.S. Game"
Mary: What does S.S. stand for?
Chris McLean: Secrets and Shame. That is what will be in this challenge. I'll be asking some personal secrets and you will confess them. The contestant who confirms their shameful secret by hitting the buzzer, their team gets a point.
Beardo: And what are the collars for? (Chris presses a button and Beardo gets an electric shock) AAAAAAH!
Chris McLean: (smirking) Does that answer your question? (Chris laughs)
Killer Moth: Hah hah. Next time keep your mouth shut.
Chris McLean: The contestant who owns their humiliation before the time runs out, not only will score a point for their team, but will also receive an electric shock. But if no one owns up, The entire team gets a double boosted shock. (Big raises his arm) Yes Big?
Big: What do you mean with "double boosted shock"?
Killer Moth: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...(Chris presses a button and the boys get a double boosted shock. The boys are completely stunned now)
Chris McLean: (he laughs) Now, Let's start the game. First question: Who is a huge fan of a ponies show called "Pretty Pretty Pegasus"?
Penny: Woah! Somebody here is a fan of a children TV show?
Golan: That's pathetic. Right, Killer Moth? (Killer Moth starts to get nervous) Uh, Killer Moth? Are you okay?
Killer Moth: (he grunts furiously and hits the buzzer, getting an electric shock in the process) Fine, It's me!
Golan: (he gasps) NO WAY!
Chris McLean: (he laughs) That is true. Actually, we have something that we would like to share with you. (Chris shows on the tv screen a picture of Killer Moth and his little daughter watching the Pretty Pretty Pegasus show)
Killer Moth: What? That's an old photo. Back when my daughter was just a little girl.
Chris McLean: Oh, yeah? (Chris shows on the tv screen a most recent picture of Killer Moth watching the show while his teenage daughter glares at him annoyingly. Contestants laugh)
Killer Moth: STOP LAUGHING! Where did you get that?
Chris McLean: Sorry. That information is confidential. (he laughs)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I'm sure those stupid Toddler Titans have something to do with this. (he grunts furiously) I swear they will pay hard for this.
Chris McLean: Okay. Next secret for the girls: Who attended its prom with a skeleton as date?
Crimson Glory: What the what?!
Golan: Now THAT is pathetic.
Kitana: Well. Once I attended an event with a skeleton. But It was just an opponent that I had just killed. And that event was a tournament and not a prom.
Killer Moth: Eek, you are sick!
Kitana: Shut up, Bugface!
Chris McLean: Ten seconds. Come on, girls!
Crimson Glory: I never attended school. School are for losers.
Penny: I haven't had my prom yet. (Penny, Crimson Glory and Kitana look at Mary)
Mary: (she sighs and hits the buzzer, getting an electric shock) OW!
Chris McLean: Correct. (Chris shows on the tv screen a picture of Mary and her "prom date". Everyone but Ooklam, Scuzzlebutt and Mary laughs at Mary)
Golan: Not wonder why she didn't get a prom date.
Chris McLean: Heh heh. Next secret: Which contestant...likes men?
Killer Moth: What kind of secret is that? Who cares if a girl secretly likes men?
Chris McLean: Uh, I never mentioned a girl.
Killer Moth: Huh?
Chris McLean: This contestant...is a boy. (Boys gasp) That's right, this boy is attracted to other boys.
Golan: A boy who likes other boys?
Killer Moth: Weird.
Beardo: Oh, come on. That is not weird.
Killer Moth: You just say that because you sure like men.
Beardo: What? No. I like girls.
Penny: Yeah, that is true. (Her team stares at her)
Ookla: [CONFESSIONAL] Ookla thinks Ookla likes men. Once Ookla kissed Thundarr while Thundarr was resting. (he roars passionately)
Chris McLean: Time is running out. (As Ookla prepares to hit the buzzer, Scuzzlebutt hits his buzzer first)
Scuzzlebutt: (getting an electric shock) ROAAAR!
Chris McLean: Correct. And the boys get another point. Don't you dare be attracted to me, Scuzzlebutt. (he laughs) Seriously, dude. (Killer Moth and Storm move away from Scuzzlebutt uncomfortably)
Golan: (to Scuzzlebutt) You...like men?
Killer Moth: (to Scuzzlebutt) I'd better stay away from you. (Scuzzlebutt looks down embarrassed)
Ookla: [CONFESSIONAL] Ookla likes boys. But Scuzzlebutt likes boys too?!
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] I knew Scuzzlebutt had some attraction for men. For some reason he couldn't stop to see this sexy body.
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] Me used to like boys and girls. But women always run away from me. At least men wanted me. Once Scuzzlebutt heard them say "Let's get him" or "I want it above my fireplace". (he roars sadly)
Chris McLean: Next for the girls: Which girl was overweight at the age four?. (Penny gasps)
Crimson Glory: (to Penny) Why the gasp?
Penny: Uh, nothing.
Crimson Glory: You just gasped. And I guess that gasp was because Chris got on one of your secrets.
Penny: What?! NO!
Crimson Glory: Come on, you brunette cow. Hit the buzzer!
Penny: NO! I was not fat at four.
Crimson Glory: I know you are lying, and I know that you were a fat girl. Come on, HIT THE BUZZER!
Penny: Maybe you were the fat girl.
Chris McLean: Time is running out.
Crimson Glory: HIT THE BUZZER!
Penny: NO, YOU HIT THE BUZZER!
Crimson Glory: YOU ARE THE FAT GIRL! HIT IT!
Beardo: Penny was never a fat girl.
Crimson Glory: YOU SHUT UP!
Chris McLean: Time is out. Sorry ladies, but here is your punishment. (Chris presses a button and the girls get a double boosted shock)
Penny: (whispering) At least they didn't find out my secret.
Crimson Glory: Good job, you brunette cow. We missed that point.
Penny: For the last time, I was not fat as a child.
Chris McLean: Are you sure? Let's see if that's true.
Penny: WHAT?! NO! (Chris shows on the tv screen photos of an overweight four-year-old Penny. Chris and some contestants laugh)
Chris McLean: (mocking) Who is that little fat girl? Oh wait, Is that you?
Killer Moth: Poor her father. I think he broke his back for carrying her.
Golan: Poorer her mother when she gave birth to her daughter
Crimson Glory: (to Penny) And you said that I was the fat girl. HA! (Penny gets sad)
Storm: Hey, FREE WILLY! (Storm laughs hysterically. Beardo and Scuzzlebutt glare at him) She looked like a baby hippo. Heh heh. (Beardo slaps Storm) OW! HEY!
Beardo: Leave her alone, you stupid albatross. At least she was a cute girl then. And now she is a cute and pretty girl. (Penny smiles)
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] His words made me feel better. I really love Beardo.
Chris McLean: Next for the boys team. Whick guy still wet the bed?
Beardo: Somebody here still wet the bed?
Killer Moth: Eew. Wet the bed? That's gross and pathetic.
Golan: Yeah. (to his team) What are you waiting for? One of you is a bedwetter! HIT THE STUPID BUZZER!
Beardo: I don't wet the bed.
Golan: Are you sure?
Beardo: (he blushes) Well, I did it once. But It was ONCE.
Golan: Big?
Big: I don't know.
Golan: Scuzzlebutt? (Scuzzlebutt scratches his head confused) I know one of you still wet the bed and you don't want to admit it. You better...
Chris McLean: Time's out. (Chris presses a button and the boys get a double boosted shock)
Golan: UGH! I HATE YOU GUYS! (In his mind) I'd rather lose this challenge than reveal my embarrassing secret.
Chris McLean: Next secret for the girls team: This girl likes to play childhood games.
Crimson Glory: What a stupid secret.
Kitana: I never saw someone play with children's things. Except...Oh, no!
Mary: Oh, no? What do you mean with "oh, no"?
Kitana: (she sighs and hits the buzzer, getting an electric shock) OW (Everyone gasps)
Killer Moth: (completely shocked) You play...childhood games?
Kitana: Not really.
Chris McLean: We have some funny videos that show the opposite of what you say. Run the video. (Chris shows on the tv screen a video of Mortal Kombat fighters acting and having fun like little children)
Killer Moth: (completely shocked) WHAT THE HECK!?
Crimson Glory: What is that? (The video shows Kitana blowing bubbles while Reptile is playing with his Reptile Doll) You are...blowing bubbles?! (Now the video shows Kitana hops on a pogo stick while Sonya plays hopscotch) This is ridiculous. (The video also shows Kitana, Mileena and Jade having a tea party)
Kitana: Okay, okay. Enough already!
Chris McLean: Fine. Hah hah hah.
Penny: Kitana, I know that ninja seen in the video is not really you. But can you explain what happened to you guys?
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] I will be honest and I swear by my reign, but when me and my team had a fight with my enemies, a mysterious smoke spread across the battlefield. That smoke made people act weird. Unfortunately everyone was affected by it. And...well, we started to act like little children. I don't know who was there to record everything. (she opens her eyes wide) Wait a minute. Cage arrived late and he was the only one who was unaffected by the...UGH! Sonya, please punch your husband for me.
Chris McLean: Okay. The last one is for the boys team. If one of you own their humiliation, the boys team wins the challenge. But if if no one owns up, Girls team wins the challenge.
Killer Moth: What? But both teams are tied.
Chris McLean: Yeah, But if no one admits this shameful secret, their team loses a point.
Killer Moth: (he folds arms in anger) Great.
Chris McLean: This guy...likes to wear dresses. (Killer Moth and Storm shudder in horror)
Crimson Glory: (smirking) Looks like the basket-weaving monster is not the only sissy boy on the team. (she laughs)
Chris McLean: Ten seconds to hit the buzzer! Hurry!
Big: Uh-oh.
Beardo: Big, what happens?
Big: Shhh. I don't want them to know.
Beardo: Oh.
Storm: HA! I heard that!
Golan and Killer Moth: What?!
Storm: Big is the one who likes to wear dresses.
Killer Moth: Good. Now hit the stupid buzzer, you stupid cat!
Big: NO!
Golan: HIT THE BUZZER OR I GONNA HIT YOU!
Big: (he goans) Okay. I will do it. (he hits the buzzer, getting an electric shock) OW!
Chris McLean: That's right. (Chris shows on the tv screen photos of Big having a dress party with Amy Rose and Cream the Rabbit. Chris and some contestants start laughing at pictures of Big wearing dresses. Until they stop and start to feel uncomfortable because the pictures start to look too...cringy) Ugh. Okay, that's enough. Boys, congratulations, you win the first part of challenge. (Boys cheer)
Golan: (mocking) Good job, Drag Cat!
Chris McLean: We will start the next challenge in a few minutes. In the meantime, you guys can rest or hang out with your team. But first..(Chris presses a button and both teams get an electric shock)
[Later. The boys walk through the woods]
Golan: We won that terrible challange. But now we must be ready for the next one.
Killer Moth: Yeah. We have to win this. I don't wanna lose again.
Storm: Thank goodness Chris didn't reveal one of my embarrassing secrets.
Beardo: Who said he didn't?
Storm: What do you mean with that?
Beardo: Chris revealed that someone on this team wet the bed. And this guy didn't dare admit it. (Golan looks around nervously) Maybe it's you who wet the bed.
Storm: Hey! I never peed on the bed.
Beardo: Oh, really?
Storm: Yeah. Although I did pee myself after losing a World Grand Prix race. (Beardo, Ookla and Scuzzlebutt laugh at Storm) STOP LAUGHING!
Beardo: Speaking about pee, I need to go to the bathroom. (Beardo walks away from the group and heads to the bathroom)
Golan: (notices Scuzzlebutt smelling some flowers) Can you stop smell that flowers? (knocks the flowers out of Scuzzlebutt's hand)
Scuzzlebutt: Grr. (he bends down to pick the flowers and Storm kicks him in the butt, making him fall face down to the ground) ROAR!
Golan: (he and Killer Moth laugh at Scuzzlebutt) Nice kick, Storm.
Storm: Thanks, Golan. Hah hah. That stupid monster deserved it. (Golan, Killer Moth and Storm laugh at Scuzzlebutt as he sheds a tear)
Big: That's not good. (Ookla growls in anger and shoves both Golan and Killer Moth)
Storm: Hey, What the...?! (Ookla punches Storm) OW!
Ookla: Bad guys! (Ookla helps Scuzzlebutt to get up) Scuzzlebutt is okay?
Golan: What's wrong with that stupid monster?
Killer Moth: I don't know. (he glares at Ookla) But I'm gonna punch someone, who I won't tell his name, but I'm seeing him right now. (Ookla glares at Killer Moth)
Big: Guys, please, I don't wanna see you fight. We are a team.
Golan, Storm, Killer Moth: SHUT UP, BIG! (Big groans)
Killer Moth: I better get out of here. (Killer Moth walks away from his group)
Golan: Okay, Scuzzlebutt. Since now we all know that you like men, I'll give you a warning. You'd better not look at me passionately, or flirt with me, or try to make out with me. I would really hate for you to do all of them...during a challenge or at meal times. Get it? (Scuzzlebutt nods in fear) Good. (Golan winks at Scuzzlebutt and walks away. Ookla and Scuzzlebutt look at each other in confusion)
Mary: (walking around the forest with her hair still messed up) Jeez. I haven't felt too many volts since that science fair incident.
Mary: [CONFESSIONAL] Curse you, Sherman J. Winslow and your low intelligence quotient! You didn't even deserve that last place ribbon!
Beardo: (he meets Mary) Hi, Mary.
Mary: Hi, Beardo.
Beardo: Have you seen Penny?
Mary: I've seen her walking over there. You wanna see her, right?
Beardo: (blushes) Yeah.
Mary: But you better watch out for Crimson Glory.
Beardo: I'd better watch out for Golan and his gang.
Mary: (she laughs and snorts) Yeah. Well, you two have a nice time together.
Beardo: Thanks Mary. (Beardo runs away to find Penny)
Penny: (walking in the forest) What a peaceful place. (Beardo meets her) Oh, Hi Beardo.
Beardo: Hey, Penny.
Penny: How is it going?
Beardo: Alright. How about you?
Penny: I'm fine. Still embarrassed by the photos. I looked so awful
Beardo: What? You looked cute. You looked just as cute as you do now.
Penny: Really?
Beardo: Yeah.
Penny: Thanks Beardo. You are so sweet.
Beardo: But not as sweet as you.
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I can't believe I just said that. I am usually very shy when talking to someone. Even my mom.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Sure my dad will ground me for kissing a boy on International TV. But he will probably forget about my punishment when I come home with the million dollar prize (Penny giggles)
Killer Moth: (walking in the forest) Stupid beastman. Stupid basket-weaving monster. Stupid Big the stupid cat. I must find a way to get rid of one of them. Huh? (Killer Moth hides behind a tree and watches Beardo and Penny making out. He gasps) NO WAY! (Killer Moth runs away)
Beardo: (to Penny) Did you hear something?
Penny: No. And you?
Beardo: Mhh. I think it was a bird.
Penny: Maybe your mouth accidentally made a bird noise while you were kissing me.
Beardo: Yeah (Beardo and Penny laugh and continue making out)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I KNEW IT! I knew that boy had something with that girl. Forget about eliminating Big, Ookla and Suck Le'Butt. That girl kisser will get the heck out of here right now.
[Minutes later, Chris announces the next challenge to the contestants]
Chris McLean: Welcome to the second part of the challenge. In this challenge. The teams will face one against one on the platforms. You must try to knock your opponent off the platform and into the eel-infested water. The winning team wins immunity. The losing team will send one member home tonight. Boys, because you won the last challenge, you get this. (Chris gives boys some giant Q-tips)
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] Not fair. How are we supposed to knock them off the platform if they have giant Q-tips to defend themselves?
Chris McLean: Let's start with the first match. Scuzzlebutt vs Crimson Glory.
Beardo: You can do it, Scuzzley!
Crimson Glory: Don't worry Suck Le'Butt. Eels will be good friends for you. (Scuzzlebutt begins to tremble with fear)
Chris McLean: (he rings the bell) BEGIN!
Crimson Glory: Come on, Bigfoot! Give it your best shot! (Scuzzlebutt gently hits her with the Q-tip) Huh? Are you kidding me?
Beardo: You are doing well, Scuzzlebutt! (Killer Moth glares at Beardo)
Crimson Glory: (Scuzzlebutt continues to gently hit Crimsom) Is that all you got? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
Killer Moth: Destroy him, Crimson!
Chris McLean: Just a reminder. The girls can try to steal the Q-tips from the boys and use them against them.
Crimson Glory: Really? Okay. HI-YAH! (Crimson kicks Scuzzlebutt's hand, taking his Q-tip away. She takes it and prepares to hit Scuzzlebutt with it) Time to make the big furry baby cry! (Crimson begins violently hitting Scuzzlebutt. Beardo and Ookla watch in horror as Killer Moth looks on excitedly) Now go sleep with the fishes! (Crimson hits Scuzzlebutt in the face, knocking him off the platform)
Beardo: Oh, no!
Ookla: FRIEND!
Scuzzlebutt: ROAAAAR! (he falls into the water and gets electrocuted by the eels)
Crimson Glory: That was easy.
Chris McLean: Well played, Crimson. Your team scores a point.
Crimson Glory: Oh yeah, baby! (Kitana folds her arms and glares at Crimson)
Beardo: (Scuzzlebutt climbs out of water) Oh, Scuzzlebutt. I'm so sorry.
Big: (sniffs) What is that delicious smell?
Mary: I think it's Scuzzlebutt. He just got roasted. (Scuzzlebutt starts to cry)
Beardo: Poor Scuzzlebutt.
Ookla: Don't cry Scuzzlebutt. Hug! (Ookla hugs Scuzzlebutt and they both get an electric shock)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] (laughs at Ookla and Scuzzlebutt's misfortune)
Chris McLean: The next match will be brain vs brawn. Mary vs Big the Cat. (Chris rings the bell)
Big: Uh, I don't know if I can do this. I don't wanna hurt her.
Mary: I don't want to hurt you either. But I have no choice. I have to win for my team (Mary kicks Big in the stomach)
Big: Ow.
Mary: Sorry.
Beardo: Come on, Big. You can do it!
Killer Moth: (to Beardo) Shut up. (to Big) HEY, YOU STUPID CAT! HIT THAT UGLY NERD!
Big: But I don't wanna hurt her (Mary kicks Big in the stomach) Ow!
Mary: Sorry.
Killer Moth: Ugh. Froggy was right. You are such a stupid cowardly cat. He's glad he got rid of you. He didn't want a scaredy-cat as a friend.
Big: What?
Killer Moth: Yeah. He also said that you are useless, wimpy, and you suck as friend.
Big: WHAT?! (Big gets angry) I AM NOT USELESS! (Big hits Mary with his Q-tip, knocking her off the platform)
Mary: WOOOW! (she falls into the water and gets electrocuted by the eels)
Chris McLean: ...and Big scores for his team! (Boys cheer)
Beardo: You did it well, Big.
Big: Really? Thanks! (Looks at Mary) Oh, sorry.
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] I feel bad for hurting that girl. But I'm also very angry with Froggy. Froggy...I hate you. (Big blows a raspberry)
Mary: [CONFESSIONAL] I change my mind. The eels were worse than the last challenge and the science fair incident combined. (Mary gets an electric shock)
Chris McLean: both teams are tied now. Let's break this tie. Beardo, Penny, you are next. (Chris rings the bell)
Beardo: I can't do this.
Penny: Neither do I. I don't want to throw you into eel-infested water.
Killer Moth: (he facepalms) Oh, no. He will screw it all.
Golan: What do you mean?
Killer Moth: He won't knock her off because she is her girlfriend.
Golan and Crimson Glory: WHAT?!
Killer Moth: I saw them making out in the forest.
Penny: Uh, oh.
Crimson Glory: YOU BETTER KNOCK THAT KID OFF, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT!
Golan: BEARDO! HIT THAT GIRL OR I GONNA HIT YOU!
Penny: Beardo, I want you to throw me to the eels.
Beardo: But I don't want to hurt you.
Penny: But you will suffer a worse fate than mine. You will be electrocuted by the eels and then you will be beaten by the bad guys. And if you survive, you will face elimination. Please hit me.
Killer Moth: COME ON! KNOCK HER OFF!
Beardo: I can't.
Crimson Glory: COME ON, YOU BRUNETTE COW. DESTROY HIM! (Beardo and Penny are under pressure)
Penny: I...I...I can't. I can't do it. I don't want to hurt you.
Beardo: I don't want to hurt you either (Beardo throw his Q-tip away, accidentally hitting Storm)
Storm: OW! HEY!
Beardo: I would never hurt you, Penny.
Chris McLean: (he facepalms) This is awful. No points for either team. What a disappointment match. (Both teams groan)
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] I really did the right thing in not throwing her to the eels. Penny is a sweet girl. She doesn't deserve being electrocuted by eels. (he sighs worriedly) I hope my team has mercy on me.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] I wouldn't hurt Beardo. He is such a nice guy. Now I'm worrying more about him than my place in the competition. If my team loses this challenge, then I'll be the next to go. Oh well, at least I outranked Pacifica.
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL]: It's official. The girl-kisser is leaving tonight.
Chris McLean: Final match, Kitana vs Killer Moth. If Killer Moth beats Kitana, the boys win. If Kitana beats Killer Moth, the girls will be declared the winners.
Penny: You can do it, Kitana. Squash that mutant moth!
Golan: Destroyer her, Moth!
Killer Moth: HA! I will defeat you!
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] (folding arms and with a deadpan expression) If I had a koin for every time I heard that, I would have enough koins to unlock all the koffins in the krypt.
Kitana: (unamused) Let's get this over with.
Chris McLean: Hold on, Kitana. Since you have shown us that you are stronger than Killer Moth...
Killer Moth: HEY!
Chris McLean: We will make this match more interesting. Kitana, you must face Killer Moth blindfolded.
Kitana: What?
Killer Moth: You heard Chris! blindfold your eyes!
Kitana: Okay. This is getting interesting now. (she takes off her mask and uses it to blindfold her eyes)
Chris McLean: FIGHT! (Chris rings the bell)
Killer Moth: This will be easy. (Killer Moth hits Kitana with the Q-tip)
Storm: YEAH! keep hitting her, Moth!
Killer Moth: (he hits Kitana several times with the Q-tip) HA! You are gonna down! (He hits Kitana again, nearly knocking her off the platform)
Penny: Oh, no!
Crimson Glory: Defeat her, Killer Moth.
Penny: If he defeats her, We will lose.
Crimson Glory: It'll be worth it when she gets electrocuted by the eels.
Killer Moth: Ha ha. Looks like I'll finally beat you. (Killer Moth prepares to deliver his final blow. But as he is about to do it, Kitana, using her senses, dodges Killer Moth's blows) Huh? What?! (the contestants look on in surprise) I don't know how you were able to avoid it. But I won't miss again. (Killer Moth tries to hit her again. But she dodge it again) WHAT?! (he gives several hits, but Kitana dodges them all) STOP MOVING! (Killer Moth tries to hit her, but she manages to grab his Q-tip and takes it away from him) HEY, GIVE ME THAT!
Kitana: Take this! (Kitana hits Killer Moth in the head with the Q-tip)
Killer Moth: OW! (He tries to fight back with his fists, but Kitana dodges them all. She punches Tom again. this time in his stomach) OOF! (Kitana starts beating him violently with the Q-tip)
Chris McLean: Wow. What an entertaining match.
Killer Moth: (Kitana continues beating him until he gets dizzy) STOP! (she stops) Okay, you win. What do you plan to do to me now? A fatality?
Kitana: I wouldn't call it a fatality. (she raises the Q-tip) I would call it a STAGE fatality. (she hits Killer Moth with the Q-tip, knocking him off the platform)
Killer Moth: NOOOOOOO! (he falls into the water and gets electrocuted by the eels) AAAH!
Kitana: (she uncovers her eyes and puts her mask back on) Have a nice day.
Chris McLean: Well played, Kitana. Thanks to you, female team wins the challenge. (Penny and Mary cheer as Crimson Glory folds her arms in anger)
Chris McLean: Boys, See you at the elimination ceremony...again. (Boys look down in defeat)
Killer Moth: (he tries climbing out of the water) UGH! PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE! (Ookla walks over and kicks him in the face, sending him back into the water to be electrocuted by the eels) AAAAAH! (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt laugh at Killer Moth's misfortune)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] I have to accept it. I will never be able to defeat that girl. (sighs) This stinks. I never felt so...(he gets an electric shock)
[Later, at boys' cabin]
Golan: (making fun of Killer Moth) Ha ha. I can't believe you were defeated by that girl. Again.
Killer Moth: Stop already. Yeah, I admit that she is much stronger than me. Unfortunately.
Golan: What will you do now? I think you'll be the next to go.
Killer Moth: WHAT?!
Golan: Yeah. They are four, we are three. You won't have enough votes to save yourself. And I think they're planning on voting you out.
Killer Moth: Don't worry. I have a plan. (Beardo and Big enter the cabin) Hey, you better not vote me out tonight or else.
Beardo: or else what...? Do you think we're going to be afraid of you? You can't even beat a girl.
Big: Yeah. Hee hee hee. (Killer Moth looks at Golan, who is smirking at him)
Killer Moth: I'm not leaving tonight! (Killer Moth leaves the cabin)
Golan: Killer Moth is right. He will not be eliminated tonight. But YOU, you'll get your hairy butt out of here, you girl-kisser.
Beardo: Hey, what's your problem. I only kissed a girl.
Golan: I told you not to make friends or relationships with girls!
Beardo: So what did you want me to do? Kiss a boy?
Golan: Uh...YES?!
Beardo: I don't have to follow your ridiculous rules. Just because you're bigger and stronger doesn't mean we have to obey you.
Golan: Keep talking to me like that and tonight you'll leave in a body bag. (Golan walks away and Beardo gulps)
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] If it wasn't for the competition, I would have already dismembered that stupid kid. or I would have ripped his head off. OR IMPALED HIM WITH MY HORNS. OR BURNED HIM ALIVE. OR DISEMBOWELED AND...! (he sighs) I need to calm down. (he puts on some headphones and starts listening to a song.) Minnesota is the new California. Come on, baby, come on. Tell me what's the hold up? Let this roller coaster. Take you round the globe and right back to the place that you call home cuz.
[Meantime, at girls' cabin]
Penny: Kitana, Good job on beating that mutant moth.
Mary: Yeah. It's amazing how you defeated him blindfolded.
Crimson Glory: Oh come on. She wasn't really that good.
Kitana: You should be happy. You won't leave tonight.
Crimson Glory: Do you really think I'll be the next to go? Ha ha. I do not think so.
Mary: I don't know Crimson. Me and Penny are on Kitana's side.
Penny: Yeah. Maybe next time you'll be the next to go.
Crimson Glory: We'll just see that, brunette cow! (Crimson leaves the cabin)
[Later, Scuzzlebutt is taking some flowers for Ookla]
Scuzzlebutt: Ookla will love flowers.
Killer Moth: Hey, Suck Le'Butt.
Scuzzlebutt: ROAR! Bad guy.
Killer Moth: I just want to ask you something. Who will you vote out tonight?
Scuzzlebutt: Grrr... (he scratches his head)
Killer Moth: Come on, tell me.
Scuzzlebutt: Grrr...You.
Killer Moth: Ha. I knew it. (Killer Moth slaps Scuzzlebutt hard, causing him to drop his flowers) Don't you dare cry and listen to me! You better not vote me out tonight or I swear I'll make you suffer badly. DID YOU HEAR ME?! (Scuzzlebutt nods terrified) GOOD! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
Scuzzlebutt: But flowers.
Killer Moth: (he tramples the flowers) The flowers are dead. And so will you be if you don't do what I tell you! NOW MOVE! (Scuzzlebutt runs away)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] Just because I was defeated by a girl, doesn't mean I can't terrify people anymore. I just hope that stupid monster got my warning.
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (crying) He killed poor flowers.
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Welcome back to the elimination ceremony. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. The contestant who got the most votes must immediately go to the giant slingshot to be shot off the island. The first marshmallow goes to...Ookla...(Ookla receives his marshmallow)...Storm...(Storm receives his marshmallow)...Big...(Big receives his marshmallow as Storm glares at him)...Scuzzlebuttocks...(Scuzzlebutt receives his mashmallow)...and Golan. (Golan receives his mashmallow) Beardo, Killer Moth, one of you will be eliminated tonight. (Beardo and Killer Moth glare at each other). The final mashmallow goes to.
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I have a surprise for you. We have a tie! (Boys gasp)
Killer Moth: WHAT?!
Beardo: It's impossible.
Chris McLean: Oh yeah, It's possible. Let's recount the votes. One vote for Beardo, one vote for Killer Moth. One vote for Killer Moth, one vote for Beardo. One vote for Beardo, one vote for Killer Moth...one vote for Golan. In conclusion, Beardo got three votes, Killer Moth got three votes and Golan got only one. (Beardo and Killer Moth groan and Golan stands up very angry)
Golan: WHO WAS THE IDIOT WHO VOTED FOR ME?! I SWEAR I WILL KILL THAT FOOL! (Scuzzlebutt looks around nervously as Killer Moth smirks at him)
Chris McLean: Calm down and sit down, Golan. Let's get this done. Killer Moth, Beardo, get ready for the tie-breaker.
[Later, Beardo and Killer Moth are on a platform with a box in the middle]
Chris McLean: Let's start with the tiebreaker. You must push this box and throw your opponent into the piranha infested water. The winner stays in the competition and the loser goes home.
Beardo: First eels and now piranhas? Seriously?!
Chris McLean: I was going to use both in the challenge. But piranhas would not survive eels. So I save them for another time. (he laughs)
Killer Moth: You are gonna down!
Beardo: I don't think so.
Penny: Come on Beardo. Defeat him!
Storm: What is the brunette cow doing here? (Penny pokes him in the eyes) AHH!
Chris McLean: Ready? PUSH! (he blows a horn)
Killer Moth: (he pushes the box) I WILL WIN THIS.
Golan: Defeat him, Moth!
Storm: Yeah. Make him piranha food!
Beardo: (pushing the box) I WILL NOT LOSE. (he keeps pushing the box, nearly throwing Killer Moth off the platform)
Penny: Keep it up, Beardo! You can do it.
Killer Moth: Ugh. I will not be defeated by a girl again. (He uses his wings to be able to move and push the box easily)
Beardo: Huh? Hey!
Penny: Oh, no!
Golan: Oh, yeah.
Killer Moth: You...are...OUT! (Killer Moth manages to throw Beardo off the platform)
Beardo: (he gets attacked by piranhas) OW, OW, AHHH!
Chris McLean: Congratulations Killer Moth. You will continue in the competition.
Penny: (she helps get Beardo out of the water) But...he was cheating.
Chris McLean: I never mentioned that there were rules. (he laughs)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] HA HA HA. Good bye, Weirdo. It was really nice defeating you and turning you into piranha food. HA HA HA.
[Cut to Beardo in the Shot of Shame]
Penny: Goodbye Beardo. I will miss you.
Beardo: Goodbye Penny. I really hope you make it to the final.
Scuzzlebutt: (crying) Friend.
Beardo: Don't cry, Scuzzlebutt. We will meet again soon. Just make sure you stay in the game and don't let the jerks intimidate you.
Killer Moth: Can we get this finished?!
Chris McLean: Yeah. (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Beardo off the island)
Beardo: AAAAAAAAH...!
Chris McLean: And Beardo is gone. and therefore, no more kissing lovebirds. Seriously, that is bad for ratings. Which contestant will be eliminated next? How will Kitana and Crimson's conflict go? Will Scuzzlebutt keep screwing everything up? (Scuzzlebutt growls in sadness) Find out next time on Total...Drama...Crossover!