Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. The contestants revealed their most embarrassing secrets in the most shocking challenge. Killer Moth likes ponies, Kitana likes to play childish games and Scuzzlebutt likes...uh, dudes?. Then, the boys faced the girls in a fighting challenge. And despite the great advantage of the boys, the girls were able to beat them and got their second win in a row. After Killer Moth caught Penny and Beardo kissing each other, Beardo became the next target for elimination. and thanks to Killer Moth's threat to Scuzzlebutt, Beardo and Killer Moth faced each other in a tiebreaker challenge, with the supervillain fairly defeating the human soundboard. So long, Beardo. How will Penny manage without her better half? Who will win the next catfight between Kitana and Crimson Glory? Find out here at Total...Drama...Crossover.
[The chapter begins exactly after Beardo's elimination. Penny is sitting on the dock crying over Beardo leaving]
Penny: (she sighs depressingly) Beardo, Why did you have to go? (sniff) I'm already missing you. (Golan, Storm and Killer Moth show up)
Killer Moth: Ha, look at her. (he starts mimicking her in a cruel way) "Oh Weirdo, Weirdo, I'm missing you. Waaa, waaa". (Golan, Storm and Killer Moth laugh) Get over it, girl. Your boy is out and soon you will be next.
Storm: Yeah.
Penny: LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU EVIL FREAKS!
Golan: Or else what? What are you going to do? Call your boyfriend to protect you? Oh wait, you can't. He is gone! (Golan, Storm and Killer Moth laugh evilly at Penny)
Scuzzlebutt: ROAR! (Scuzzlebutt shows up) Leave girl alone.
Penny: Scuzz, please, don't intervene. I don't want you to have troubles with these jerks.
Golan: No no no. I want to see what he's going to do to us.
Killer Moth: Weave wicker baskets?
Golan: Hurt us with his celery hand?
Storm: Throw his poop at us? (Golan, Killer Moth, Penny and Scuzzlebutt look at him oddly) It's the first thing that came to my mind.
Golan: (to Scuzzlebutt) You won't do anything to us because you are a coward. No matter how big and heavy you are, you won't be able to beat us. You can't even beat Killer Moth.
Killer Moth: Hey!
Golan: (to Killer Moth) Come on, Moth. You were beaten by a girl on more than one occasion.
Storm: (he laughs) Ha ha ha. Yeah. That girl knows how to squash bugs. Ha ha ha (Killer Moth glares at Storm and he stops laughing)
Golan: Anyway. You will never beat us, you fat Sasquatch! So you better not mess with us. (Golan shoves Scuzzlebutt to the ground) Come on, guys. Let's leave the dummies alone. (he leaves)
Killer Moth: See you later, Suck Le'Butt (Killer Moth kicks dirt at Scuzzlebutt and walks away) Ha ha ha.
Storm: (to Penny) Give the big crybaby a pacifier because he is going to cry again. (Storm walks away) Ha ha ha.
Scuzzlebutt: (to Penny) Friend okay?
Penny: Yes. Thank you, Scuzzlebutt.
Scuzzlebutt: Friend crying. Mean people hurt sweet girl?
Penny: No. I just sad because my boyfriend Beardo was eliminated. I'm missing him already.
Scuzzlebutt: Scuzzlebutt's fault. Scuzzlebutt didn't vote mean moth.
Penny: Why not?
Scuzzlebutt: Grrr. Bad moth was going to hurt Scuzzlebutt. Scuzzlebutt was scared. But friend Beardo is gone because of Scuzzlebutt. Bad Scuzzlebutt. (he starts crying)
Penny: No no no. Scuzzlebutt is not bad. you were threatened by them. They are the bad guys, not you. I swear we'll take revenge on them. (Scuzzlebutt hugs Penny) Ouch! Thanks, Scuzzlebutt. (Penny and Scuzzlebutt hear someone groaning)
Scuzzlebutt: Roar?
Penny: Did you hear that? (Scuzzlebutt nods) It comes from there. Let's go. (Penny and Scuzzlebutt go where the groaning comes from. They arrive and find Kitana and Crimson Glory having another fight. The other contestants are witnessing the fight) What's going on? Are they fighting again?
Mary: (to Penny) What makes you question the obvious?
Golan: WOOHOO! YEAH! CAT FIGHT!
Kitana: (while beating Crimson) You are going feel the tough strength of a real princess!
Crimson Glory: SHUT UP! (she performs a uppercut to Kitana)
Big: Should we stop them?
Golan: Don't you dare spoil the fun, you stupid cat!
Mary: If we don't stop this fight, there's a chance someone will get really hurt.
Golan: Then go and stop them, nerdie (Golan shoves Mary into the fight)
Mary: Girls? Uh, could you please stop your outright aggressive physical activity and...? (Kitana accidentally punches Mary, knocking her out)
Killer Moth: That was awesome! Ha ha ha. (Chef and Chris arrive)
Chris McLean: What's going on here? Enough already! (Chris and Chef breaks up the fight with Chef separating the girls) You are supposed to fight against the opposing team, not each other!
Kitana: (politely) Sorry, Mr. McLean. We just had an little argument that ended up in an uncontrollable fight. (she leaves) I better go. I don't want to ruin my fists beating that tavern waitress.
Crimson Glory: Come back here, you coward! I'm not done with you yet!
Chris McLean: Alright. That's enough. Everyone to sleep. Tomorrow a day of challenges awaits you. (Chris and Chef leave)
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] That country girl is unbearable. I won't let her touch a single hair on me again. But I won't let her distract me either. I don't want my performance to be ruined because of her. So I will try to avoid her and focus on the challenges. My fights with her are over!
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] This isn't over. This isn't over by a long shot!
Mary: [CONFESSIONAL] (with a broken nose) I knew that if they didn't stop the fight, there would be a chance that someone would get hurt. (sighs) And now I have plasma and red blood cells coming out of my nose.
[That same night, Scuzzlebutt is having dinner at main lodge]
Ookla: (he shows up) Scuzzlebutt wanna be next to Ookla?
Scuzzlebutt: (happily) Scuzzlebutt wants friend Ookla to be next to Scuzzlebutt (Ookla sits next to Scuzzlebutt)
Ookla: Ookla loves being close to Scuzzlebutt. Ookla missed Scuzzlebutt when Scuzzlebutt was not here.
Scuzzlebutt: Scuzzlebutt missed friend Ookla too. (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt both share a cute smile, but their moment is interrupted by Golan, who hits the table with a battle axe)
Ookla and Scuzzlebutt: ROAR!
Golan: Oops, Sorry for interrupting your stupid moment. I want to show you my most beloved battleaxe. It's name is Josh.
Scuzzlebutt: Rash?
Golan: Yeah. And I have had good times with it. (makes a creepy grin) Really good times. Isn't it beautiful? (Scuzzlebutt nods nervously) Good. (places his battleaxe under Scuzzlebutt's neck) Now, would you like to see it with your blood on it?
Scuzzlebutt: (becomes more terrified and begins to tremble in fear) Grrr. Roar.
Ookla: (to Golan) LEAVE FRIEND SCUZZLEBUTT ALONE!
Golan: Or else what? (he cuts Ookla's translator collar in half and Ookla starts growling furiously at Golan) Ugh, get some mints. Your breath smells worse than mine. Anyway, I'm going to sleep. See you tomorrow, fools. (Golan leaves. But he comes back to hit the table with his battle axe one more time, frightening Ookla and Scuzzlebutt. Golan leaves again. This time, laughing at them) Ha ha ha.
Ookla: Roaaar! Roar! Roar!
Mary: (she shows up) Hey guys. How are you doing?
Ookla: Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar!
Mary: Uh?
Ookla: Roar! Roar! Roar! (he shows her his destroyed collar)
Mary: Oh my! It's broken?
Penny: (walks past Mary) What makes you question the obvious? (Mary makes a deadpan face at her comment)
Scuzzlebutt: Golan cut off Ookla's neck thing.
Mary: Really? That big bully. Don't worry. I'll fix it and it'll be ready for tomorrow. (she leaves) I'll just make another adjustments and...(she slips on something) WOAH! Oh!
Scuzzlebutt: is Mary okay?
Mary: Yeah, I'm fine. I just slipped in a puddle of water. But I wonder where it came from (she smells her wet hand and is shocked to find out where the puddle came from)
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] (embarrassed) That big bully frightened me.
[The next day, Big is fishing for his breakfast]
Big: Isn't it great to go fishing in the morning, Froggy? (he notices that Froggy is missing) Hmph, I don't need that dummy Froggy anymore! I can get a new best friend. (Big finds a rock) Like this little rock. I'll call you "Rocky" and you'll be my new best friend.
Kitana: (she shows up behind Big) Hello, Big.
Big: Rocky! You can talk! And you sound like the beautiful masked woman.
Kitana: Uh, I'm here. Behind you.
Big: (he turns around) Katara! It's you!
Kitana: Yeah, it's me. And my name is Kitana.
Big: Do you want to join me and Rocky to fish for breakfast?
Kitana: Rocky?
Big: Yeah (Big shows his rock friend to Kitana) My new best friend. And it's better than Froggy! So what do you think of him?
Kitana: (deadpan) I'm...speechless.
Big: Good! So, do you join us to fish for breakfast?
Kitana: Uh, Thanks. But I have already had breakfast. I only came here to offer you something.
Big: What?
Kitana: Look. I am sure that very soon the teams will dissolve and each one will be on their own.
Big: Aww, but I love my team. Well, except the bad ones.
Kitana: Yeah, yeah. But I wanted to offer you to join my alliance. We would work together to get rid of the threats. Do you like my offer?
Big: YAY! I WILL HAVE AN ALLIANCE WITH A GIRL...(Kitana shushes him)
Kitana: Not yet!
Big: (he squeals) An alliance with you.
Kitana: Yeah, yeah. It's great. But don't tell anyone!
Big: Not even Rocky?
Kitana: (sighs irritated) Not even Rocky.
Big: Oh! Okay.
Chris McLean: (over loudspeaker) Attention contestants, It's challenge time! Meet me at the main camp in 10 minutes.
Kitana: Excellent. Good luck on the challenge, Big. And remember, be quiet.
Big: I will Miss K.! I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT OUR ALLIANCE...(Kitana shoves a fish in his mouth to shut him up)
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] The reason I want to make an alliance with Big is because I want him on my side before Crimson tries to manipulate him into joining her alliance. I will not allow Crimson to have more allies. The more allies she gets, the more chance of staying in the competition she will have.
Big: [CONFESSIONAL] Eee! I will have an alliance with Kitana! (he covers his mouth with his hands) she didn't say anything about not talking about our alliance here, did she?
[Later, the contestants met Chris at the main camp]
Chris McLean: Morning, people. Ready for the challenge?
Crimson Glory: I'm ready to kick some weak men's butts. (Kitana glares at her)
Chris McLean: I like your attitude, girl. Today's challenge will be about hunting.
Golan: OH YEAH! I love hunting! (he shows his battle axe) Can I use Josh as a hunting weapon?
Chris McLean: Keep your axe for your own entertainment, Golan.
Golan: (annoyed) Fine!
Chris McLean: (he displays various girl-themed equipments and weapons) You can use these good-looking weapons to hunt down your prey.
Golan: Wait a minute. Why are all the weapons colored pink and decorated with glitter and stickers?
Killer Moth: Yeah. They look like my daughter's toys.
Chris McLean: That's because the girls will be the hunters and you will be the hunted.
Golan, Storm and Killer Moth: WHAT?!
Crimson Glory: (holding the weapong) Oh, ho ho ho ho. I'm gonna love this challenge!
Storm: And what are we supposed to do?
Chris McLean: You must survive the hunt for 12 hours. If one of you manages to avoid being hunted down by the girls, you win the challenge for your team. If all of you fail, the girls win the challenge.
Golan: REALLY?! NOT FAIR!
Chris McLean: I understand your anger, moth. The original challenge would be for the boys to hunt down the girls. But I was afraid of receiving complaint letters from offended women. If you know what I mean. (Golan glares at the camera) I'll give you two minutes to run away. The challenge begins...now! (Chris fires a glitter gun at Chef)
Crimson Glory: (loading her gun) Locked and loaded! (The boys scream and run away)
Penny: I really don't like the idea of hunting down boys. I feel kinda...bad.
Kitana: Just hunt down the bad guys.
Penny: Thank you. Now I feel better, and ready to hunt down some boys (she chuckles)
[The boys continue to run through the forest, fleeing from the hunting girls]
Golan: (running along with the boys) It's not fair. I have to hide from the girls for the whole day?! What kind of challenge is this!?
Storm: I don't think I'll be able to stay safe. 12 hours is too long.
Golan: So you better stay away from me. I don't want them to find me because of you.
Storm: Okay boss! (he gasps) Oh no, I did it again!
Golan: Whatever. Let's split up. Each of you will go on your own. And I hope none of you get hunted down by the girls.
Scuzzlebutt: Scuzzlebutt go with friend Ookla?
Ookla: Grrr.
Golan: Fine! Hunk Sasquatch and Fat Sasquatch will go together.
Big: And can I go with Rocky too?
Golan: What?
Big: Yeah! My new best friend. He is much better than Froggy!
Golan: (sighs in frustration) Fine, fine! You can go with your stupid rock.
Storm: Uh, excuse me Golan.
Golan: WHAT?!
Storm: Who am I supposed to go with?
Golan: UGH! LET'S SPLIT UP!
Crimson Glory: (far away) Girls, I think I heard the guys. They must be around here!
Killer Moth: Quick! Run away! (the boys split up)
Big: (running) Oh Rocky, I won't let the girls hunt you down. We'll be together and we'll never be apart. (a seagull takes his rock and flies away with it. Big gasps in horror) ROCKY! NOOOO!
Ookla: (running along with Scuzzlebutt) Roar! Roar! Grr! Roar!
Scuzzlebutt: (they both stop running and find a cave) Cave! (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt run to the cave to take refuge) Girls won't find us!
Ookla: Roar!
Storm: (meanwhile, Storm hides in the boys' restroom) Ha! The girls won't find me here. Girls can't enter the boys' restroom. (As soon as he says that, Crimson kicks the door down and goes into the boys' restroom with her gun) AHH! WAIT, YOU CAN'T ENTER HERE. IT'S A BOYS' RESTROOM! YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES!
Crimson Glory: I don't give a crap about the rules. I love breaking them! (she points her gun at Storm) Like breaking the bones of a stupid man like you. (She fires her glitter gun at Storm, who screams in horror)
Storm: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] That's how you turn an albatross into a flamingo.
Chris McLean: (over loudspeaker) Boys, the first guy has been hunted down by Crimson Glory! You guys better be very careful! (he chuckles)
Golan: WHAT?! NOT EVEN AN HOUR HAS PASSED! (Golan runs to hide from the girls, but bumps into Big) Watch out, you fool!
Big: (crying) Rocky just left me!
Golan: Oh, brother! Here we go again! Listen you stupid cat. You better not mess this up or I swear I'll eliminate you tonight! Capisce?!
Big: (sniff) Okay. But what is a "capeesh"?
Golan: (twitches his eye) Just get out of here and stay away from the girls! (Big runs away) And if the girls find you, make sure they shoot you right in the head! (he comes up with an idea) Oh, I have an idea!
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Chris didn't say anything about setting traps for the girls. Ha ha! It's an excellent plan. Unfortunately, it will be very difficult for me to make them... harmless.
[2 hours later. The girls are still hunting the boys]
Crimson Glory: (still looking for the boys) It's already been 2 hours and still no trace of the boys. You can hide, but not for long! (she sees something move in the bushes) HA! (she points her gun at the bushes) Come here and face your fate! You have no escape anyway!
Penny: Calm down. It's me, Penny!
Crimson Glory: Ugh, the brunette cow. What the heck are you doing in there? You are supposed to hunt them down, not hide from them.
Penny: I hide because I don't want them to notice me. That way I can easily hunt them down.
Crimson Glory: And how many boys have you hunted so far?
Penny: (disappointed) Zero
Crimson Glory: And you still can't hunt any boy. The only guy you've hunted is that boombox guy. And he is already out. (Penny glares at her) Where is that stupid ninja?
Penny: Her name is Kitana. And she said that she'd go to the cabins to look for the boys.
Crimson Glory: And where is Amy Farrah Fowler?
Penny: Who? Mary? Oh, she went in the direction of the forest.
Mary: (walking in the forest while describing the components of her weapon) Titanium dioxide, aluminum and polyethylene terephthalate. How can something pretty be made with not pretty components? (Mary enters a cave and hears someone's breathing) Huh? Who is here? I have a glitter-shooter gun and I'm not afraid to use it. Especially since it is made of components that can be very harmful to your visual system. (Mary finds Ookla and Scuzzlebutt) Ookla the Mok? Scuzzlebutt the Scuzzlebutt? What are you doing here?
Scuzzlebutt: Hiding.
Mary: I see. Well, since I already found you, I have something for you. (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt hug each other in fear, thinking that Mary is going to shoot them. But she shows another translator collar and hands it to Ookla) Here. Your new translator collar. And it is indestructible.
Ookla and Scuzzlebutt: Roar?
Mary: Yeah, roar. Now excuse me (Mary puts the collar on Ookla) There, now speak!
Ookla: Ookla loves friends.
Scuzzlebutt: (happily hugs Ookla) Yaaaay!
Mary: (proudly) And once again, Mary did a great job.
Crimson Glory: (outside of cave) Nerdie? Is that you?
Ookla: Bad girl coming!
Mary: Quick, hide over there! (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt hide behind some rocks)
Crimson Glory: (enters the cave and finds Mary) What are you doing here?
Mary: Uh, I've been looking for the guys around here. And they are not.
Crimson Glory: And what about behind those rocks? (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt get nervous)
Mary: I've already searched there and there's no boy hiding there. Just a bunch of rocks. (Scuzzlebutt farts)
Crimson Glory: What's that noise?
Mary: Oh, excuse me. I think I have passed gas. Did you know that flaturence is composed of nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and metha...(she is interrupted by Crimson)
Crimson Glory: Don't teach me! I told you school is for losers! I better keep looking for the boys. You stop blowing off! You will alert them! Ugh, and I thought men stank worse! (Crimson leaves the cave as Mary glares at her)
Mary: (to Ookla and Scuzzlebutt) Okay, you can leave now! There's nothing to worry about. she's already gone.
Scuzzlebutt: Thaaanks.
Mary: Oh, no problem. I know what I'm doing is wrong, but you two are such some nice guys. Especially you, Ookla. You remind me of someone.
Ookla: Someone?
Mary: Yes. Uh, uh. I-I-I gotta go. You guys take care! (Mary leaves)
[Three hours later, Kitana and Penny are walking around the camp, still looking for the boys]
Penny: It's been almost 6 hours and we still haven't caught a guy. They are good.
Kitana: Not really. (Penny steps on a rope, setting off a trap) WATCH OUT! (A pointed log approaches them and Kitana pushes Penny away to save her from it)
Penny: KITANA! (Kitana dodges the pointed log) Are you okay?
Kitana: (to Penny) You were right. They are good.
Penny: Thank you. You saved me.
Kitana: This must have been Golan's job.
Penny: Golan?
Kitana: Yes, I don't think a wimpy albatross or an incompetent supervillain would do such a trap like this one. We must be careful. This is the first of many traps that Golan has set up around the island.
Penny: (she spots Killer Moth) MOTH!
Killer Moth: Huh? (Penny shoots Killer Moth, but he manages to dodge the shot) MISS ME! (Killer Moth uses his wings to fly and Kitana and Penny start shooting him) You can't get me! (they keep shooting at Killer Moth as he dodges all their shots) Ha ha! You shoot like granny!
Penny: (she runs out of ammo) DARN IT! I just ran out of ammunition and we still haven't hit him. (she gasps) I have an idea (Penny whispers her idea to Kitana)
Killer Moth: HA! You two can't stop me cause I'm the best. Ha ha! Come on, why don't you just give up?
Kitana: Okay Moth. If you think you're the best, why don't you prove it by fighting me?
Killer Moth: No way! I don't want to be humiliated again! I've had enough with you!
Kitana: What's the matter? Are you a coward? Are you scared of being defeated by a queen again? Even Hsu Hao is a better fighter than you.
Killer Moth: (he grunts) I don't know who that guy is. But I take it as an offense! (he lands on the ground and gets ready to fight Kitana) Come on princess, get over here and feel the power of Killer Moth!
Kitana: [CONFESSIONAL] This guy doesn't even have his own catchphrases. That's pathetic.
Killer Moth: Come on. Give me your best shot! (Kitana and Killer Moth start fighting. Kitana tries to hit him with her fists as he dodges them all. Killer Moth stops her by holding her fists) HA! What are you gonna do now?
Kitana: Maybe get a headbutt from you.
Killer Moth: Good idea (he headbutts her. Kitana falls to the ground and Killer Moth steps on her) I can't believe! I'VE FINALLY BEAT YOU! HA HA HA! THAT WAS EASY!
Kitana: Congratulations Moth. Now that you have defeated me, you will receive a reward.
Killer Moth: Really? What is my reward?
Penny: (behind Killer Moth, pointing Kitana's gun at him) A big load of glitter and stickers!
Killer Moth: WHAT?! NOOO, WAIT! (he gets shot by Penny)
Penny: WOOHOO! I did it for you, Beardo!
Kitana: Good job Penny! That was a brilliant idea.
Penny: Thanks, Kitana. Now let's find the rest of the boys! (Penny leaves)
Kitana: (to Killer Moth) Oh, by the way. You just beat me on easy mode. Next time try to beat me in normal mode. (Kitana leaves and Killer Moth coughs up glitter)
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] (completely angry) I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! I hate...! (look at a sticker on his arm) Is that a Pretty Pretty Pegasus sticker? I LOVE IT! (he notices the camera) I HATE IT!
Crimson Glory: Come here, boys. Come to mama. (she activates a trap and a cage falls on her, locking her) AH! What the heck is this?! (Golan shows up)
Golan: Booyah! I got a bird. A beautiful, beautiful bird.
Crimson Glory: Get me out of here or else...
Golan: Or else what? You'll shoot me with your gun? Too bad you don't have it within your reach (Crimson notices that her gun is out of the cage)
Crimson Glory: Oh crap!
Golan: Let's make a deal. I free you from the cage if you give me a kiss.
Crimson Glory: (she shudders) What if you better do me two favors? And your reward will be way better.
Golan: I like how it sounds. Tell me.
Crimson Glory: First, I want you to get me out of here.
Golan: (he takes the cage and throws it away, hitting several birds) DONE!
Crimson Glory: And now I want you to catch your teammates with your traps. So I can easily hunt them down. Then I'll reward you with a well-deserved prize.
Golan: I don't know. We have already lost twice. And I would not like to lose thrice.
Crimson Glory: You have to lose this challenge for me. If my team loses the challenge, the girls will likely vote me off.
Golan: WHAT?! I won't let them vote you off! (he takes Crimson's gun) If you want our team to lose to save you, our team will lose to save you. (he shoots himself in the face, getting himself blinded by the glitter) AAAGH! MY EYES! WHY THE HECK DID I POINT THAT THING IN MY FACE!
Crimson Glory: Oh Golan, thank you so much. (she turns around to laugh maniacally)
Golan: Now baby, can you tell me what my reward will be? (Crimson whispers in his ear. Golan gets excited) REALLY?! (Crimson nods) THE HECK I WILL HELP YOU TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE! (Golan runs away) WOOHOO! (Crimson Glory grins evilly)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] He is just as stupid as my 11 brothers. I promised him a lustful midnight in exchange for helping me win the challenge. But I have other plans for him...and someone else.
[Two hours later]
Storm: Stupid glitter! I can't wash it off! (he sighs in frustration) This is very humiliating. I look like Sonic's girlfriend...in good shape! (he finds Ookla and Scuzzlebutt) Well, well, well. It's Suck Le'butt and Ookla the Dork.
Ookla: (get angry at Storm) Not dork! It's Mok!
Storm: Whatever, Beastman! You guys are so pathetic. (Both Ookla and Scuzzlebutt look disapprovingly and point at Storm, who is still covered in glitter) What? I was cornered by the girls. I had no escape! Where have you been all this time?
Scuzzlebutt: Me and Ookla were in a cave with friend genius girl. Then we left cave.
Storm: Wait! You have a friendship with one of the girls?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS WITH GIRLS! Wait till Golan finds out about this! (Storm runs off to find Golan, but Ookla stops him by grabbing him) HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LET ME GO, YOU FURRY FREAK IN UNDERWEAR!
Ookla: Ookla protects friend Scuzzlebutt!
Storm: I say let me go! (Storm kicks Ookla in the groin)
Ookla: ROAAR! (he lets go of Storm and falls to his knees in pain from the kick)
Storm: And this is for trying to stop me from accusing you of disobeying Golan's rules. (Storm punches Ookla)
Scuzzlebutt: OOKLA! (Scuzzlebutt heads to help his friend)
Storm: You're going down tonight! (Storm runs away)
Scuzzlebutt: Ookla okay?
Ookla: (holding his crotch) Ookla not okay (Scuzzlebutt gets very angry)
[Meanwhile]
Big: (walking in the forest) I can't believe Rocky just left me. And just when we were starting a good friendship. (his stomach growls) And now I'm hungry! Oh, what could possibly go wrong?! (Big steps on a button, setting off some traps) Huh? (Various arrows and darts are shot) WOW! (Big dodges all the arrows and darts, accidentally setting off another trap) What the...? (A giant rock falls and Big avoids getting crushed by it) Whoa! Is that Rocky's mom? (Big keeps accidentally triggering all the traps. First he manages to dodge rolling boulders. Then he avoids falling into a pit full of stakes and goes on tiptoes to avoid activating the land mines placed on the ground) Wow, wow. This is not safe! This is not safe! (Big keep triggering and dodging all the traps. One of the traps includes a running car that nearly run over Big) Hey, I was crossing! (he keeps dodging all the dangerous traps. Big gets very exhausted) I'm too tired. But at least I dodged all the dangerous traps. (he slips on a banana peel and falls to the ground) OH! That hurts! (Crimson Glory appears with her weapon) Huh?
Crimson Glory: How funny! Of all the traps I've set, you just fell into my lunch!
Big: Can I have some of your lunch?
Crimson Glory: (points her gun at Big) Sure. How about a glitter soup? (she shoots Big)
Big: OOOH!
Crimson Glory: Only the two beasts left, and my team will win this challenge! (Crimson leaves)
Big: (he tastes the glitter) Yuck! This soup tastes weird!
[Several hours have passed. It is night and there are few minutes left for the challenge to end]
Chris McLean: (over loudspeaker) Attention girls! There are only 5 minutes left and you still haven't caught all the boys. You better hurry if you don't want to lose this challenge.
Ookla: (waiting for Scuzzlebutt outside the boys' cabin) Friend Scuzzlebutt?
Scuzzlebutt: (Scuzzlebutt leaves the cabin) DONE!
Ookla: What was friend Scuzzlebutt doing in there?
Scuzzlebutt: Nothing. How is friend Ookla feeling now?
Ookla: Ookla feels good now.
Scuzzlebutt: Good! Ookla? Me want to tell you something. Ookla be best friend of Scuzzlebutt. And Scuzzlebutt loves best friend Ookla.
Ookla: (hugs Scuzzlebutt) Ookla loves friend Scuzzlebutt too. But Ookla wanna tell Scuzzlebutt something too. Scuzzlebutt is in love of men?
Scuzzlebutt: Yes! Scuzzlebutt is in love of men.
Ookla: Roar! Well...Ookla...Ookla...Ookla is...in love of...(he is interrupted by Kitana, Penny and Mary, who are pointing their guns at them)
Kitana: Stop! Sorry guys, but we have to shoot you! We have to win this! (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt hug each other in fear. As Kitana prepares to pull the trigger, Mary stops her)
Mary: Kitana, wait. We shouldn't shoot them. Let their team win the challenge!
Kitana and Penny: What?
Mary: How about we lose this challenge and vote Crimson off tonight? She is not a good teammate and you two had a fight last night. A fight to which I got really hurt.
Kitana: You're right! Why didn't I come up with that idea before? Plus, she's got Golan on her side! (she drops her gun) Fine, we're not going to shoot them and let them win the challenge. (Ookla and Scuzzlebutt hug Kitana)
Ookla and Scuzzlebutt: Frieeeend
Kitana: (uncomfortable) Yeah. Well, you two must be safe for 10 seconds. That's enough time for you to win the challenge for your team.
Scuzzlebutt: YAY! (Scuzzlebutt accidentally steps on a land mine, exploding and covering everyone in glitter)
Chris McLean: (he appears along with Golan and Crimson Glory) Oh, too bad. You would have held 5 more seconds and your team would have been declared the winner. Oh well, the girls are the winners!
Crimson Glory: Woohoo! WE WON TEAM! (Mary and Penny look unhappy and Kitana is annoyed)
Chris McLean: Boys, see you at the elimination ceremony. Again! (Scuzzlebutt, still stunned by the glitter explosion, falls to the ground in a faint and Golan grins evilly at him)
Storm: (he shows up) GOLAN! GOLAN! I've finally found you. I have something to tell you!
Golan: I don't care! We lost the challenge! I don't want to talk to anyone now! (Golan leaves)
Storm: But Golan. It's about Scuzzlebutt!
Golan: I DON'T CARE!
Storm: But...
Golan: I SAY I DON'T CARE!
Storm: Okay, boss (he gasps in horror) Not again!
Golan: Idiots! (Golan storms off but winks at Crimson, who winks him back)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] Once again I am safe from the ceremony. And with the fat beast by my side, I will have this game easy. But I already have plans for him.
Storm: [CONFESSIONAL] Why do I keep calling Golan boss?! I only have one boss. And that's Jet, my most respected boss.
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] (worried) I don't know what happened to Josh! I have kept it in the boathouse and now it's gone! Someone may have taken it! I swear I'll catch that thief!
Killer Moth: [CONFESSIONAL] Scuzzlebutt messed up another challenge! Since he returned to the competition he has done nothing but screw everything up! Oh, I'm definitely voting him off tonight!
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] I must find Josh! I don't want to lose it! I've had a lot of beautiful memories with it. Like that time I killed all those moose or that time I terrorized the little kids in the children hospital. And that wonderful time I played golf with it. (he laughs, then sighs and pauses for a moment) Slaughtering old people was fun.
Golan: (Still looking for his battleaxe) Where is Josh? Where is my beloved baby?! Ugh, whoever took my Josh, I swear that jerk will get his PAINFUL COMEUPPANCE! (Golan rips a tree and throws it away)
Scuzzlebutt: ROAR! (Scuzzlebutt ducks to dodge the tree)
Golan: (to Scuzzlebutt) WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Scuzzlebutt: Scuzzlebutt found big axe.
Golan: Big axe? You mean Josh? MY BELOVED BATTLEAXE JOSH?! WHERE IS IT? WHERE?!
Scuzzlebutt: (he gets nervous) Roar!
Golan: Roar? ROAR?! (he grabs Scuzzlebutt by the beard and begins to threaten him) WHERE IS MY BATTLEAXE? TELL ME OR I SWEAR I'LL RIP YOUR JAW OFF! (Golan's eyes turn red and Scuzzlebutt's jaw begins to move uncontrollably)
Scuzzlebutt: (very frightened) Roar! Cabin! Cabin!
Golan: CABIN?! (Scuzzlebutt's jaw stops moving)
Scuzzlebutt: BED! BED!
Golan: BED?! JOSH IS HIDDEN IN ONE OF THE BEDS IN THE CABIN?! (Scuzzlebutt nods in terror) JOSH! (he shoves Scuzzlebutt to the ground and runs to the boys' cabin)
Scuzzlebutt: Roar! (he gets up and runs away terrified)
Golan: (he leaves the cabin holding his battleaxe. He is completely angry) Someone's gonna down tonight!
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Well, well, well. Nice to see you here, for the third time in a row. The girls are really beating you. (he laughs)
Killer Moth: Just give us the stupid marshmallows already.
Chris McLean: I will take your request, Moth. So here is your marshmallow. (Killer Moth receives his marshmallow) Big, you are safe too.
Big: Yay! (Big receives his marshmallow and he talks to the marshmallow) I wish you were my best friend. But I'm very hungry so...I'm sorry (Big eats his marshmallow)
Chris McLean: (confused) O-kay? Ookla, you are safe too (Ookla receives his marshmallow) and so are you, Golan (Golan receives his marshmallow as Killer Moth smirks at a concerned Scuzzlebutt) Scuzzlebutt, Storm, one of you two is going home tonight. (Killer Moth is holding his evil laugh while Golan is glaring at one of the boys) The last marshmallow goes to.
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Killer Moth: (he interrupts the ceremony) OH, COME ON! JUST GIVE THE STUPID MARSHMALLOW TO THE ALBATROSS!
Storm: YEAH!
Chris McLean: Why the hurry? You're wrecking it!
Killer Moth: Why? We all know Suck Le'Butt is going home tonight. (to Scuzzlebutt) Go back to the mountains weaving your stupid wicker baskets, you stupid monster!
Chris McLean: Why should he leave tonight? He is safe.
Killer Moth and Storm: WHAT?! (Scuzzlebutt receives his marshmallow)
Killer Moth: But...there is supposed to be a tie. All three of us voted for Scuzzlebutt.
Chris McLean: Actually, Scuzzlebutt got two votes and Storm got four. Scuzzlebutt is safe, and Storm, Bye bye.
Killer Moth and Storm: (shocked and confused) WHAT?!
Golan: (to Storm) That's right! I VOTED FOR YOU!
Storm: What? But why?
Golan: You know why, you dirty thief! You tried to steal my most precious battleaxe!
Storm: What?!
Golan: I found it hidden under your bed. Did you think I wouldn't notice?
Storm: Wait. It's just a misunderstanding. I never...
Golan: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR BEAKY FACE AGAIN AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO CALL ME BOSS AGAIN!
Storm: (nervously) But I never wanted...(Golan gives him a death stare and Storm becomes more terrified) Sorry, boss. NO! I mean...(Storm gets a phone call) Uh?
Golan: (with a threatening tone) You better answer it. It might be the last call you get.
Storm: (he answers the phone) Hello? JET! I MEAN BOSS...! Sorry, I didn't mean to call you...how it's going? WHAT?! KICK ME OUT OF THE BABYLON ROGUES?! WHY?! BECAUSE I DIDN'T WIN THE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE AND CALLED SOMEONE ELSE BOSS?! BOSS, I CAN EXPLAIN!
Golan: (with satisfaction) This is going to be fun.
Storm: But who will be your right-hand man now? WAVE?! BUT SHE IS NOT A MAN! PLEASE BOSS, I CAN...(his boss hangs up) BOSS?! BOSS?!
Chris McLean: Alright. I never condone the use of cell phones on the island. Unless they're bad news calls. Ha ha ha. Okay Storm, it's time to go! NOW!
[Cut to Storm in the Shot of Shame]
Storm: Oh, I can't believe this is happening to me. Someone has framed me. But who? (he looks at Scuzzlebutt, who is waving goodbye to him with a evil smirk) YOU! (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Storm off the island)
Storm: AAAAAAAAHHH! (Scuzzlebutt looks up in satisfaction)
Scuzzlebutt: [CONFESSIONAL] No more bad bird bully! Buh-bye! (he blows a raspberry)
Chris McLean: That dude flew 5 times farther than a normal albatross. Ha ha. Who will be the next to fly away from here? Find out next time, right here on Total...Drama...Crossover!
After a hiatus due to problems that prevented me from working on the project, Total Drama Crossover is back. The chapter had to be rewritten: The original challenge would be a bird-themed challenge with the Angry Birds making a cameo appearance. The eliminated contestant would have been the same. But the reason for his departure would be very different:
Originally, Storm would spend the rest of the chapter bullying Scuzzlebutt. Until the monster finally snaps and knocks him unconscious by punching him badly. Scuzzlebutt would go ask for help from Chef, who would give him two of his special hot sauces that would help Storm regain consciousness. But Chef warns him that one of the sauces may have side effects that would cause hallucinations and strange behavior. Scuzzlebutt, who was still upset by Storm's bullying, decides to give Storm the sauce with the side effects. Storm regains consciousness, but would start acting extremely weird. Then Storm would start confess what he really feels about Golan. So Scuzzlebutt takes a video camera and starts recording Storm badmouthing Golan. Scuzzle would then show Golan the recording to turn him against Storm. And at the end of the ceremony, Scuzzlebutt would throw Storm's Extreme Gear into the lake after Storm insulted him one last time.