TBB - TCW - The Beard Revolution (poem)
By Gun Roswell
Preface
The lush beards! With all that hair! On their faces!
Preface
Set somewhere in Star Wars the Bad Batch and the Clone Wars galaxy of things A Multiverse of Star Wars Fan Fiction and Poetry by Yours Truly
Poetry for the Clones, just because they all deserve all the odes and homages they can get!
What if they all grew beards? Even Omega? Fancy all that lush facial hair! Certainly going to be touching it!
Part of the Clone Poems / SW Crack/Humour Fic Series
The lush beards! With all that hair! On their faces!
'A clone's gotta do what a clone's gotta do. And growing a beard? That, is certainly it!'
Sometimes, the totally lush beard does make the clone
And other times? Well, basically, most clones do look great with a hairy dome
At least when groomed to the very best
"The hair on their chests though…"
"This was about the beards right?" "Yes, well, I do often digress!"
"Sue me if you think you can, perhaps outta spite?
I am talking about hair here, body hair to be exact, right!"
"Beards were the supposed topic though, that's what we all heard
Or do I need new batteries for my aid for hearing to be turned?"
"Yes, yes, back to the topic at hand… beards! Becuase lesson learnt!"
Beards, on clones, they keep them trimmed to the very core
Sometimes, keeping them clean may just become a chore
Especially during those times, when travelling abroad, over the universe of the lore
And I do mean all over the galaxy, whether planet side or on a ship aboard
Still, whether coloured, died or whatever the method there was used
To keep those curliest of curls non too much looking like abused
The clones donning them beards surely do use
A lot of time on personal grooming, that much, is for sure
A surprise to some, as these are soldiers
Often times on the run from many kinds of boulders
Alas, it is always important to do ones very best
To keep those hairy hairs on the chest…
And so we have yet again digressed!
What a mess this poem of sorts has turned out to be!
Alas, you do see my point, as the body hair of the clones…
Can chill one fan-person to the bone
(Mind you, in a very good way though)
Well, it is a great topic, but not only that
It really, really looks great on top of the surface flat?
Or bulky? Muscular and totally sculpted?
And so most perfect for those fans to be admired at that!
Alas, back to the topic at hand - before this ditty too much expands; beards!
Whom of all the vod'e, the clones ever seen wore it best?
So much better than the rest?
Perhaps it was Mayday, with the longest, lushest, curliest of them all?
The fairest of the clones he could most certainly be called
Fives maybe, with his small hive of hair beneath the sharp chinny chin chin?
Omega sporting a fake one, just for the sake of fun to begin?
The coolest cuts, surely must've been those of the Coruscant clones
Slip the more prominent, alas the others in the shot certainly got theirs on
The neatly shaven short sporting their clone faces
And so, the contest begins, everyone taking their places
Growing one for fun, at least in the land of fantasy
Wrecker, Hunter, Echo and Crosshair would get theirs in plenty
Not Tech though as he most likely lack the ability to grow any
But for now, we will need to rely on our fantasy
Or perhaps those talents drawing fan art can make it for us all a reality
Getting on the facial hairs in the recesses of our own minds fantasy
Before hitting them made up pages, like these ones and starting to take flight
The facial hair taking upon an new and certainly its very own life
But until such time, we have all these clones donning on
Lush, thick hairs on their faces, also known as beards in all sizes and shapes
Perhaps the special of a show for us all to see
Alas, meanwhile, a fan can dream… a fan, can dream