Collab-One-Shot: DrunkManSquakin & AdVictoriamCustodes
Authors' Notes - DMS: WE'RE ALIVE!
Apologies for the content drought; life has been getting in the way on both ends, but we wanted to post at least something. This oneshot was mostly done in advance, so it wasn't hard to complete.
Rest assured: Vulpine Overlord, Snake-Lady's Daughter, and A Different Road are not dead. We just haven't had the time to tackle those projects lately and the writer's block was of course not helping. XD Now that the muses sing once more, however, oh, I am going to be doing a LOT of work in the coming weeks. =3
Summary: Sakura raged. Naruto was supposed to come back as more of a pervert, not less of one! And the picture he received, of a very pregnant and happy Shion, was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Content Warnings: harem, lemons, alternate universe, impregnation, bashing, and… just that. Despite our track record, this one is incredibly tame. You have been warned. XD
X-X-X Chapter Start X-X-X
Training Ground 3 was a forested area beyond Konoha's northwestern outskirts, a clearing in the center of it all with a trio of large, wooden pillars mounted in the center to serve as punching and marksmanship targets.
And currently, it was occupied by four people, two of whom were facing off against each other in the patch of dirt at the center of its clearing.
It was there that a particular pair of teammates were having their customary sparring session aimed to improve their hand-to-hand skills.
Which meant no clones, or glowing balls of destruction.
And no chakra punches that can sunder boulders. Or nasty chakra scalpels.
As such, Naruto had an advantage when it came to size, but that was about it. Sakura was still stronger despite her stature ― Tsunade was a slave driver ― and had better technique, but her opponent made up for it with aggression and it showed.
He was on her ass like a force of nature the entire time, constantly putting his opponent on the backfoot.
Sakura was ducking and weaving, only counterattacking when she could use a quick jab as she waited for an opening… and when Naruto lunged forth to strike after a parried kick, that opportunity presented itself.
Wasting no time, she grabbed his wrist and turned Naruto's own momentum against him with ease. He yelped and hit the ground with a thud as the world spun before his eyes.
"Ha! Gotcha!" Sakura shouted triumphantly as she managed to pin Naruto down, her foot pressing down on his chest, "I win." she gloated, panting from the exertion of their match, sweat running down her forehead.
"Uh, yeah," Naruto chuckled sheepishly, his cheeks burning at the view she was giving him, his own endurance making a quick comeback. "Y-you win."
Despite his best efforts, he couldn't help but stare up at the cameltoe visible from his point of view…
The pinkette's cheeks flushed in realization and she backed up, pushing her skirt down with a flat look… only to avert her gaze from the tent he was pitching.
"...Pervert."
"In my defense," he replied, raising his hands, a sordid blush on his cheeks still, "that skirt is kinda short." And the sheer panties she wore underneath hugged her butt so, so tightly…
Sakura only huffed, turning away with a pout.
Meanwhile, off to the side, their substitute teammate giggled at her old friend's reaction. Ino suspected that Sakura was hoping Naruto would put his foot in his mouth and call her hot or something, resulting in some potential flirting, but that simply didn't come to pass.
And she was right in that assumption.
But, much to the pinkette's dismay, her colleague knew better now. Getting pummeled sucked.
Sakura raged internally. Fucking Jiraiya… Naruto was supposed to come back as more of a pervert, so that she could use his boldness to her advantage and start a relationship with him! Not less of one!
Fucking failure!
X-X-X
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the village, a middle aged man garbed in red and green with white hair done up in a wild ponytail suddenly felt… disappointed, though he knew not why.
"I feel like I've insulted one of my kin." He said gravely, in a sagely voice.
There was a long silence, and then something caught his eye.
"Oooh, boobies!"
A very familiar and exasperated blonde promptly slapped him for that, before chugging another cup of sake down.
X-X-X
Back at the training ground, Kakashi chuckled as he read Sakura and Ino like the book ever in his hands.
"Ah, to be young again," he commented. Of course, the man wasn't that old yet, but in a world where people often died at the age of 12, he might as well have been.
It was then that he took notice of a messenger bird flying in their direction. He kept an eye on it, of course, but he assumed it would continue onwards.
It didn't; in fact, it circled around them once, twice, before swooping down towards Naruto and Sakura like a bird of prey.
Its wings fluttered just as it approached the blond, slowing down.
"Eyes up." Kakashi called out. "Seems you've got a message."
Naruto and Sakura gave the bird a curious look as it hovered above the blond and he raised an arm for the little guy to land on.
The bird cooed and accepted the perch, ducking its head so that Naruto could reach into its pack. It contained what looked like a small, rolled up piece of paper, bound with a ribbon.
He patted the bird on the head and it fluttered off.
Then, Naruto untied the ribbon and unfurled the rolled up paper to see what he'd been sent.
At first, the whiskered ninja stared, slightly dumbfounded.
Before a soft, happy smile broke across his face while staring at the little photo the bird had just delivered.
That of a very pregnant Shion, smiling happily, one hand on her bloated stomach, with the words "thank you for the triplets" written at the bottom with three hearts.
And beneath that, there was an underscored line.
"Do come again…"
Sakura was not amused when she looked over his shoulder. Her brow twitched at the image, more than slightly fuming to herself at allowing him to be seduced by that trollop, but when she actually read the text, her temper snapped.
"Wah!"
...aaand before Naruto had any idea of what happened, the pinkette was dragging him off by the scruff of his neck.
"Hey, you two, wait for me!"
Their other blonde teammate skipped after them and peeked at the picture Naruto was still holding, while flailing his limbs.
Reeling back, her face went through several different shades of flushed before she gave Naruto and Sakura a knowing look, leering at the blond all the while. The pinkette didn't notice, what with her marching towards the trees with her back turned Ino's way.
"Nevermind~!" Ino chirped, waving them off.
Kakashi, meanwhile, only chuckled as he whipped out his book and started reading. He knew damn well that those two weren't returning for some time.
X-X-X
Naruto let loose a loud squawk as he hit the ground. Before he had a chance to much else, he then grunted at the weight suddenly on his stomach and looked to see a rather flustered Sakura looking at him with a fire in her eyes and an adorable pout.
"Fucking idiot," she grumbled, fingers on the zipper of his jacket.
"Wha?"
"You just had to go and fuck that snobby bitch." She snarled as she pulled it down, revealing the mesh-undershirt he wore beneath as a form of armour.
Naruto felt an urge to defend the girl (his mate, a distant, furry part of his mind supplied).
''She's not so bad," the blond protested, flushing at the angry and heated look the pinkette leveled on him.
"She was just as mean to you as I'd been!" Sakura shrieked, resisting the urge to pull on his hair, or to wallop him with a chakra enhanced fist, as her digits lit up with the tell-tale glow of chakra scalpels, and relieved him of his mesh shirt, exposing his athletically muscled stomach and torso. "How the fuck did you stick your dick into her first?!"
Naruto blinked. Well, that was an easy question.
"She asked me to."
There was a long, awkward silence and Naruto didn't quite know how to feel at the look Sakura gave him. The pinkette glared at him with an emotion that he couldn't quite identify… mostly because his exposure to it was basically nonexistent.
Then, she scooted back and started undoing his trousers.
"Sakura-chan?" He questioned with hesitance, only to receive a glare in reply as she looked up at him sharply.
"Can't believe Ino was goddamn right again," she muttered. "Stupid blond idiot. Why must you be so dense? This is supposed to be a guy's job."
''...You have got to be joking." Naruto said flatly.
Sakura glared at him even harder.
"Sakura-chan, I've literally been asking you to go out with me since I was six." Sakura was born much earlier in the year than him, so she was seven at the time. "And so far, all you've ever done was shoot me down and chase after Sasuke―"
"I haven't once mentioned that bastard since he hurt you!" she said, raising her voice, "Naruto, he almost killed you! How can you―Do you really think I'd be obsessed with someone like that?"
"You tell me."
The pinkette felt her hackles raise and took a moment to calm herself. Then, she finished undoing his breeches and fished out his cock, stroking him gently. "...I started growing my hair out again because you said it was pretty when it was longer," she muttered, giving him a flat look.
Then raised a hand to said hair, which comfortably reached down past her shoulder blades.
Naruto was legitimately surprised to hear that… and even more surprised that she remembered.
That was years ago… and she was still fawning over Sasuke at the time!
"And I will have you know that I've been waiting for you to ask me out again, but you haven't offered me a date since you got back." She averted her gaze, her cheeks burning, squirming in place as her own horniness made itself known. "It's why I wore such a short skirt today… I was trying to tempt you to say something stupid, because I knew we'd be sparring."
"Then why'd you back off?"
"Because I was embarrassed!" Sakura squeaked, her cheeks ablaze. "I didn't expect you to actually look!"
And with that, Naruto started to understand what Jiraiya meant when the old pervert told him that women are complicated.
"You wanted me to look, but you didn't want me to look?" His head was hurting from that logic.
"I didn't expect you to look; there's a difference!"
"So you… wanted me to look?"
''Shut up!" The poor pinkette was no bright red from the roots of her hair all the way down to her neck.
Naruto did precisely that for a time and Sakura fumed. But, the blond simply couldn't be silent for long.
"Y' know, you're kinda cute when you're flustered," he muttered. He'd always thought so, sure, but only now was he brave enough to tell it to her face… quietly. He didn't very much like being punched into a wall.
Aaand with that, his fate was sealed.
Sakura gave him another flat look. "That's it," she growled, "I can't take this anymore! We are skipping the foreplay."
The blond didn't know how to respond to that.
Then, his childhood crush did the last thing he expected: she got up, pinning him down with one foot when he tried to follow suit, and then, when the pinkette was satisfied that he would stay put, she lifted that leg, reached under her skirt with one hand, and pulled those sheer panties half off.
And revealed most clearly that no, it hadn't been sweat he'd noticed earlier, when one got a look at the thick strings of frothing, milk-like substance clinging to her underwear…
Naruto went from half to full mast in an instant, much to her surprise and embarrassment. It was so big… She honestly had no idea they could get that big! No wonder that closet pervert liked him so much… Hinata hid it well, but Sakura had spotted the girl using those "all-seeing" eyes of hers to stare at something on occasion, both in the Academy and on missions.
Now she knew without a doubt what that something was… Would it even fit, though?! Well, there was only one way to find out…
Sakura pushed those feelings aside and gave Naruto a flat look. "Time to take responsibility," she growled.
"W-wait, don't you wanna use some protection?!" Naruto stammered… even if he wanted nothing more than to fuck this girl raw, he knew she'd probably kill him for blowing his load inside her… and Naruto was not confident that he'd be able to pull out in time. In fact, if their first time was anything like his was with Shion… he would be compelled to yank her close and bury himself balls deep, before saturating her womb from within. "I mean. Y-you have a condom, right?"
Sakura pulled her tank top down slightly and reached into her bra to fish out a little square packet. "I do," she said, before slicing it between two fingers with another chakra scalpel and tossing the ruined condom aside. "But I changed my mind about using it after seeing that picture."
It simply wasn't fair that some foreign floozy got him first!
Naruto's eyes bugged out and his dick throbbed at the news. "Y-you might get pregnant," he said weakly, trying to argue… for her sake.
If Shion's triplets were anything to go by, any accident would be… far from small.
His dick continued to throb at the thought. He always wanted a big family…
Sakura shook her head. She was well aware of the consequences… and she'd be lying if she wasn't curious about what effect his 'condition' would have on any kids he sired.
But honestly? She just wanted to have some dangerous fun right now.
"Don't care."
The pinkette gave her teammate a firm, decisive look as she squatted above his groin, spreading her vaginal lips with one hand and keeping his rigid cock upright with the other as she reached out to touch it… biting her lip when she realized she couldn't fully wrap her fingers around it, and just how hot it was.
Didn't he do anything in moderation?! What reason did any cock have to be that big?!
Raging aside, she looked him square in the eyes.
"We're doing this the way it's supposed to be done."
His spongy cock-head made contact with her soft, tender flesh. Sakura let loose a pleasured yelp, the mere, simple touch already an enjoyable experience, spreading heat and pleasure through her nervous system.
The sound sent hot shivers up Naruto's spine. It took far too much effort for him to lie still and not just flip them over so he could pound her pretty little ass into the dirt.
Taking a deep breath, Sakura calmed herself before trying again. Spitting onto her hand to lube herself up a little more and… hopefully not die, the pinkette then took another crack at descending upon her teammate. She groaned at the feel of her virgin folds stretching to capacity around his bulbous tip. She could barely fit the tip in…
"D-Dammit, Naruto, why'd you have to be so big?!" Sakura complained, finding her issues ridiculous. And to think they weren't even done with the penetration part… she shivered in frightened arousal.
Despite himself, Naruto managed to chuckle sheepishly at her.
Sakura pouted and took another deep breath before forcing herself to push further down and take in more of that painfully-delicious monster cock that she was impaling herself upon. She needed to stop after a moment, letting loose a groan of both pain and pleasure, almost panting with the combination of pain, exertion and arousal, before pushing herself further down his shaft stubbornly, feeling her velvet walls being stretched in ways they'd never been before.
Again and again, slowly but surely, she took in some more, stopped, and continued again, until finally, after a blissful eternity of hell, she felt her lap press against his, Naruto's cock nudging against something it shouldn't have been able to reach.
"Ahh…'' she sighed, letting loose a small moan, "You're finally all in me…'' she murmured, her body instinctively nudging back and forth, causing minor friction between their sexes. "It feels so good~"
Naruto couldn't help but shudder at the feel of her inner walls clamping down on him. He honestly had to agree. She was so tight… and the satisfaction of finally being inside the woman he liked since he was a kid only made it even more enjoyable!
Then, Sakura squeezed him, clenching her muscles to constrict around his cock, and made him gurgle. She gasped at the sensation of something warm flooding her loins, her cheeks burning at the realization.
The blond, meanwhile, looked away, more than a little embarrassed that he fired off so soon.
Sakura, meanwhile, felt her cheeks burn. "Uh… right…" she muttered. "Guess someone wants to put a baby in me more than he lets on."
The blond chuckled sheepishly. "Hehe― sorry 'bout that." What could he say in his defense? This was literally a dream come true for Naruto. Screw being Hokage, he wanted his teammate dammit! "It's just… I've wanted to be in a relationship with you for so long, so I kinda couldn't help myself."
The pinkette rolled her eyes with an amused, exasperated smirk.
Then she trailed a finger down his chest and gave him a saucy look before beginning to roll her hips again. Naruto's hands quickly went up for her hips as he looked at her in surprise.
"We are not done yet, Naruto. And it seems you don't have much of a refractory period." she said with a tight moan, feeling every throb of his erection smothered by her sensitive pussy walls. "C'mon, now, don't make me do all the work~!"
Naruto's dick throbbed stronger and the coo he drew from his pink-haired crush made him unable to resist bucking his hips. The yelp that drew out made him shudder and his dick throbbed again as instinct seized the reigns.
The blond started thrusting in earnest, slowly at first, but hard and deep, picking up the pace little by little, until Sakura spoke up.
"R-right there," she whispered hungrily. "Like that~!"
Naruto was more than happy to oblige, keeping the pace steadily and evenly. Though he lacked experience, one does not go on a training trip with the fucking Toad Sage for two and a half years without picking up a pointer or two.
Case in point: women don't generally care about how hard or fast your pace is… for the most part, but how even and consistent it is. That was what caused pleasure to mount, bringing them closer and closer and making their toes curl. They needed time to reach orgasm and that required patience and dedication.
Naruto lacked the former, but made up for it with the latter. And make up for it he did with gracious enthusiasm.
The rhythmic thump of their loins meeting felled the thicket and soon the training ground, mingling with their moans as the two of them enjoyed themselves. Then, as Sakura's arms started to buckle, she let loose a yelp when Naruto pulled her down into a heated kiss, wrapping one of his arms around her back.
Sakura's eyes rolled back and she shuddered, her inner walls clamping down at the sheer ferocity she felt in his grasp and liplock.
Naruto shuddered, but pressed on, determined to give the love of his life the best fuck she could ever ask for.
The pinkette, meanwhile, mewled helplessly. She could feel a pressure like none other starting to build up in her loins. Sakura knew damn well what it was, too; she knew that he was bringing her close far sooner than her toys or fingers could ever hope to achieve.
And that thought both excited and infuriated her. If only she knew he was this good sooner, damn it! She'd have mustered the will to mount him, come hell or high water, months ago!
"S-Sakura…'' Naruto groaned, kissing her again until their lungs started to burn.
The woman in question could feel him throbbing within her again, interpreting his earlier groan as a warning. He was close. She withdrew from the kiss, looked him in the eye with a heated glare and sent him over the edge with three words.
"Don't pull out." She was so close to another outburst of pleasure! She refused to stop or pause.
"F-Fuuuuck!" Naruto groaned out loud once more, bucking his hips, bending his back as he lifted his hips up to jerk into Sakura, pulling her down on him in the same motion.
Sakura only gasped, her eyes rolling back as she fell limp. The coil in her snapped and she came hard all over his dick at the exact same time that Naruto flew over the edge.
The two were almost entirely still and silent, only occasionally twitching as Naruto's dick visibly throbbed, his balls clenching and churning. Unbeknownst to them, the pair of blue eyes glued to their joined nethers widened, the owner fainting right then and there, though neither Naruto nor Sakura even noticed the thump she made.
Then, the pinkette yelped and cooed when her partner seized full control, wrapping his arms around her and flipping them over so that she was now pinned down beneath him.
Sakura gave him a peck on the lips and the growl she drew out sent a hot shiver up her spine. She was in for it now… and she looked forward to it.
Naruto's deep and powerful thrusts returned with a vengeance before evening out once more. It drove her near mad in an instant and her loins clenched hard around him yet again as her toes started to curl.
She didn't last long…
Not even ten thrusts in, Sakura threw her head back and moaned his name. The sound and the fleshy vice squeezing down upon his dick nearly sent Naruto over the edge right then and there. Hell the sound alone would have made him cream his trousers a few years ago. But, after having just fired off, the blond needed more time… and the pounding he gave her in the meantime nearly broke the pinkette.
The cocktail of sexual juices trickled out from her loins and pooled beneath them, continuously lubricating her lover and letting him fuck her with more zeal. Sakura was by now panting in exertion, looking up at him with glistening, smothering eyes.
Then, Naruto's hands started trailing downwards, slipping underneath the hem of her tank and pushing her bra out of the way to paw at her still-tiny chest.
"These," he growled. "These are mine."
Sakura said nothing, nodding, gasping, and panting, all in an effort to keep him fucking her. Naruto never let up his pace, powering through her clenching, coiling snatch. Truth be told, it did wonders for her ego. The poor dear was immeasurably jealous of her old friend for the rack she had since they were ten.
And don't get her fucking started on Hinata! Damn girl started developing at seven! Fucking seven! She could only imagine how big those honkers were now! Good thing the mousy kunoichi always wore a jacket over them… otherwise, Sakura might have died from sheer envy alone.
And the fact that Naruto found her attractive despite what she lacked only made Sakura mentally kick herself for not fucking him outright the moment he returned from that training trip.
Naruto derailed her train of thought with another heated kiss as he bent down, sending her over the edge again and swallowing her pleasured squeal. The sound and the sensation of her clamping down on him anew drove him up the fucking wall. He simply couldn't take it anymore!
The blond's hands trailed down to her hips as Sakura want limp again and he sat up, before plowing her, pulling the pinkette towards his loins with every last thrust. It didn't take the two lovers long before he was practically fucking down into her in a nigh vertical thrust, his balls slapping against her asscheeks with each jerk of his hips.
Sakura may as well have been his sex toy in that moment… and she didn't mind in the fucking slightest. Her eyes rolled back and she came again, another pleasured wail of his name following soon after.
And the sheer desperation he heard in it finally broke the camel's back.
Naruto slammed into her one last time, pulling her hips towards him to bury himself as deep as he could, thrusting into her and drawing a gasp from his lover with each and every spurt. Then, while he was still cumming, the blond pulled out and jerked out the last few shots all over Sakura, staining her skin with his thick ropes.
The pinkette yelped at the feel of him leaving her and flinched at the warm sensation splashing all over her exposed flesh. She was bright red from the roots of her hair on down, more flustered at this point than any other in her life, sweatdrops completely covering her form.
Then, Naruto fell back, letting go of his deflating cock and panting. He looked down at Sakura and felt a sense of accomplishment like no other at what he saw.
Haruno Sakura, the woman he lusted over for nearly as long as he could remember, was sprawled out with her legs spread. Her skirt, tank, and red bra raised to expose every part that mattered to him, every part he'd been wanting to see since he hit puberty.
The matching panties clung for dear life to one knee, leaving the pink curls exposed, partially covered in white along with her stomach, chest, and face, the glazed look in her eyes showed that the poor dear was barely conscious.
"M-Marry me~" she blabbered, her whole frame shuddering in dying waves of pleasure.
"Okay," he whispered absently.
It took a moment for their words to register… and when they did, neither Naruto nor Sakura could look each other in the eye for literal days.
X-X-X
Several months later, as summer turned to fall, a rather joyous event was scheduled for that evening and the village was abustle with the news.
In the apartment they now shared, Sakura was in the midst of preparing for the wedding, doing her best to do her makeup with the baby bump in the way. She looked down and rubbed her belly. It was a big one, too… much bigger than it had any business being.
She spared a half-loving, half annoyed glance at her soon-to-be groom on the bed.
The groom who just happened to be balls deep inside a long-since unconscious woman with blue hair and pale eyes. The poor dear had fainted half an hour ago, about five seconds after storming into their home, throwing him onto the bed, and mounting him in a blind sexual rage, completely ignoring Sakura's and Ino's presence.
...as you do.
She'd been his sex toy ever since. Not that Sakura could blame her.
Half the time, she couldn't keep conscious with her fiance's untamable stamina too… and it didn't help in the slightest that their very pregnant maid of honor was goading him with the thought of making a bastard or ten with the Hyuuga clan heiress, groping and fondling his ballsack as she stood behind him.
Needless to say, after walking in on them months ago, Ino wanted some… and she was "suffering" the consequences with a pair of twins, much like Sakura.
The odds of such a thing happening boggled the mind, but it did… because Naruto. Sakura blamed the fox… and was probably right in that assessment, but they didn't have enough intel to say for sure.
In any case, she wouldn't have it any other way...
"What's the matter, Forehead? Getting cold feet?" Ino teased when she saw Sakura looking their way, her half-naked frame flushed against Naruto, who was currently pounding Hinata up against the wall beside the bed, "If you want, you can be the mistress instead~"
Considering she was carrying Naruto's bastards, she was definitely hooking up with them as an adulterous affair… that both were 'cheating' with. She'd gone out of her way to seduce them both separately, only to join them one night once she was confirmed pregnant.
Ino had a thing for fucking with people's heads.
"Not on your life, Pig," she fired back cheekily.
It took Naruto a while to get used to their banter, but he did over time, so the blond didn't react. It probably helped that he was currently… occupied, slamming into Hinata's form with a grunt and flooding her loins with yet another batch.
Unbeknownst to them, she too would have twins as a result.
Sakura licked her lips absently at the sound of her man's primal grunt. Her loins ached for another go. "Just enjoying the show is all."
"Why merely enjoy the show?" Ino taunted, removing what remained of her yukata.
Sakura blushed, and looked down pointedly at her gown.
Ino gave her a devious smile.
"It's white. Nobody's gonna notice~!"
The thought appealed to her far more than it probably should have. Sakura gave Naruto a heated look and, after nodding to herself, waddled on up towards him with intent.
The wedding could wait.
She had something more pressing… and quite naughty to do… while still wearing the gown, no less.
By the time the wedding rolled around, the trio was "fashionably late" as one would imagine, a very flustered and mortified addition to their group now in tow and sporting a dress that showed off her assets rather nicely. Fortunately, Sakura didn't in fact die from sheer envy alone… most likely because Naruto mounted her first, but it went without saying that the bride was in for another dicking when their wedding drew to a close.
Only a select few noticed the new 'additions' to her gown, but literally everyone saw the look she had in her eyes, one that promised a world of pleasure and pain, the whole damn time.
And thus Haruno Sakura became Uzumaki Sakura… and her childhood crush was never mentioned again in their household.
THE END