A/n: this is a text message prompt idea thing, I just wanted to do something different lol. Anyway, hope you enjoy!/

ScrewYouLuLu is texting...

"Hey."

Johnny had been having an angsty sort of day with the shortage of dancers at Vaughn's that morning, a run in with Sonny and nothing had really been going right. What he really needed was to fuck a beautiful woman...but he didn't just want some bimbo anyone could have.

"Ugh, what now? Please don't be Anthony." Johnny mutters feeling his phone vibrate.

"What do we have here?" Johnny chuckled in amusement, Lulu very rarely talked to him-texted him even less.

DaddyZacchara: "what can I do for you, Lu?"

ScrewYouLuLu:"getting straight to the point, aren't we? Lmao.

DaddyZacchara:"why bother with pointless small talk? You know I hate that."

ScrewYouLuLu:"true. I had a proposition for you...maybe I shouldn't even be asking but, if I'm gonna fuck someone I'd rather it was you." Johnny's eyes widened at the text-Lulu wanted to hook up? Not that he was complaining but, he didn't think Lulu was the type.

DaddyZacchara:"oh?"

ScrewYouLuLu:"Johnny, I want my back blown out and-you're the only one that's ever been able to do that for me. Don't gloat."

DaddyZacchara:"Falconeri not putting out?"

ScrewYouLuLu:"not to meeee...but even when we were having sex, it was unsatisfying. Ugh, don't make me think about all the fake orgasms rn."

DaddyZacchara:"I could never say no to you, baby girl."

ScrewYouLuLu:"I'm free after work."

DaddyZacchara:"meet me at Jake's when you get off, I always did love you all liquored up."

ScrewYouLuLu:"Wild Rose remembers, haha. Aight daddy, see you at 5."

"I can't believe my sister is hooking up with you-I didn't even know sis broke up with Dante." Ethan smirked, as the two grabbed a table at Jake's at around five.

"Everyone knew it wouldn't last-Lulu needs a high to chase. Dante's a low." Maxie smirked, as she walked across the bar.

"Can you please talk to Dante?" Olivia interrupted Lulu.

"That sounds about as enjoyable as bringing my ex back from the dead. No thanks. It's time that you accepted you're son for who he is-Sonny Corinthos Jr." Lulu rolled her eyes, completely dismissing Olivia.

"What all of a sudden made you into such a bitch?" Olivia scoffed.

"I was born a bitch, I'm not putting up with you're son's shit. End of story. Dante was getting some on the side our entire relationship-mind if I get a happy ending?" Lulu rolled her eyes, pushing past the older woman and over to the table where Johnny and Ethan sat.

"So, what the fuck happened?" Ethan smirked, as his sister sat in front of both men.

"What happened was me alone with my own thoughts. Self reflection, if you will. I decided that Logan was enough-why should I sit through another snoozer of a so-called man?" Lulu quirked one blonde brow.

"Dante was never exciting...I didn't expect it to last or anything but, it just felt sudden. Then again, it is Lulu I am talking to. You've never done anything slow in you're life." Ethan shrugged.

"Slow annoys me. Slow anything-you should know this about me at this point in our relationship, Ethan. You're practically married to Johnny-I should be a breeze in comparison." Lulu chuckled, as Coleman brought her a beer.

"Thank you, I didn't even have to flag you down this time!" Lulu smiled, accepting the bottle.

"I figure I'm more likely to see you're lovely face if I'm on my toes. I don't see you around much anymore, Lesley Lu." The older man smirked, always a flirt.

"That's all about to change, don't worry. If I didn't know better-I'd accuse you of flirting with me. In fact, everyone is about to get sick of my ass in a weeks time." Lulu smirked, lifting the long neck bottle to her pink lips.

"That's not possible-nobody's ever been sick of you're ass. I know, because I've fought motherfuckers over you're ass." Johnny chuckled, making a joke at her expense.

"Yeah, you're dick isn't so bad either." Lulu playfully flitted her eyebrows at him.

"You two back together?" Coleman asked, picking up on their flirtatious nature.

"Their hooking up but, I think we all know where it's headed." Lovett smirked, high fiving the bartender.

"Either way, you two were always one of my favorites." Coleman shrugged, walking behind the bar.

"You were my favorite, too." Lulu met her ex-boyfriend's eyes, being sincere.

"Yeah? You always were my favorite girl.that's never changed-no matter how much time has passed. It's always been you Lu, always." Johnny was just as serious, not being able to wait until they got back to The Penthouse that night.