"If she removes her pants and panties at the same time-use a condom. Just, trust me on this." Ethan Lovett chuckled, Ethan and Johnny trying to give Michael advice about his first time with Abby.

"You should use a condom either way, dumbass." Johnny threw Ethan I pointed look.

"Oh, you're talking? When have you ever used protection in you're life? You're just lucky in the sack." Ethan rolled his eyes.

"Sometimes I do-you don't know my sex life." Johnny mutters, knowing Ethan was mostly right as the door to the apartment opened.

"Ahh here's someone who can wager about you're sex life." Ethan smirked at seeing his sister, Lulu Spencer unaware of the conversation.

"Lovett, you left you're key at The Loft again. You seriously need to stop leaving you're key around town-that's dangerous. Somebody can break in here while Johnny's sleeping or just unaware, and off him! You've GOT to use you're head!" Lulu snapped, slamming Ethan's key on the table.

"You know, I do live here too. It's concerning how much you care." Ethan scoffed.

"You know what I mean! You're almost always out on the town...Johnny broods. A lot. You just leave him unprotected." Lulu stumbles over her words.

"Well, maybe if he bought some condoms once in awhile..."Ethan trails off, snickering.

"Speaking of, you probably know a lot about his sex life. Do tell,Sis." Ethan smirked, knowing he was pushing her.

"Lovett, lay off her." Johnny warned him, no joking in his tone.

"What would I know? It's been three years. Three long years. I don't know what Johnny does-the game has probably changed!" Lulu rushed to defend herself, knowing she wasn't doing such a great job.

"Three long years." Ethan quirked a brow.

"Knock it off, alright? What happened between Lu and I is nobody's fucking business. What we had was special, she doesn't have to tell you shit. I'm sick of hearing you badger her-you don't know my life." Johnny stood up getting put out, the urge to protect Lulu had never wavered.

"He's gonna knock me the fuck out." Ethan mutters to Michael.

"Don't make me mad." Johnny warned him , the temper of a Zacchara was nothing to mess with. Johnny stride towards Ethan, a glare on his face.

"Johnny-Johnny...no. Not for me." Lulu rushed forward knowing things were .3 seconds from going down. Lulu grabbed Johnny's arm to stop him.

"Lu..."he trails off, looking down at her.

"I don't want you to be unprotected-it scares me. You're always here alone with nobody to take care of you...I want to take care of you. That's what I've always wanted. I love you. More than anything in this world." Lulu urged, not even thinking about the current situation.

"Lulu-you don't have to say that." Johnny sighed, knowing she loved Falconeri.

"I know I don't have to, Johnny. It's how I feel, that's why I'm here. Do you think I give a fuck about Lovett's key? For someone so intelligent, you can be such a fucking dumbass." Lulu rolled her eyes, wanting to punch him.

"You're saying you give a fuck about me?" Johnny challenged.

"Yeah, I give a fuck about you!" Lulu snapped, getting angry.

"Prove It!" Johnny yelled, the Zacchara in him showing.

"Okay!" Lulu yelled back walking towards him, leaning up on her tip toes to kiss him. Johnny surprised deepened the kiss, walking her backwards towards his bedroom.

"And that's how it's done, Michael. I got those fools back together with sarcasm." Ethan smirked, proud of himself.

"So, where are we on the condom thing?" Michael asked.

"Oh, definitely bring condoms-unless you want a kid."