TCW - Ice Cream Clone (poetry - humour)
By Gun Roswell
Preface
Ice Cream! (I scream for sure!)
Preface
Set somewhere in Star Wars the Bad Batch and the Clone Wars galaxy of things A Multiverse of Star Wars Fan Fiction and Poetry by Yours Truly
Poetry for the Clones, just because they all deserve all the odes and homages they can get!
This time, the clone in the background. The one nick named Icy. Often seen in the mess hall. And Icy, simply cannot help himself. All that ice cream to eat! And for free no less!
Part of the Clone Poems / SW Crack/Humour Fic Series
Ice Cream! (I scream for sure!)
'Too much of a good thing is never good, not even if it's ice cream! U'd betta' believe it!'
Ice cream
That is what made of are those lovely forbidden clone dreams
At least in the mind of the one the call, Icy
Never really having been fond of anything too spicy
The lover of that sustenance lush All made out of fluff and such heavenly puff
The cream so delicious it will make you run around screaming Dripping down your chin when melting
If not being quick enough to gobble it all up in one quick huff
Oh so so good to pass While seconds down the cantina line are passed
And so with one cone in each hand
For no one else lending either of those hands
All the ice cream one could even imagine
To be eating alone, in a long peace lasting
On the diet for sure to be cheating
But it's ice cream!
So all the bets are certainly off to be screaming!
If anyone trying to deny this is not so
Well 'liar liar' the Icy one would out call
As it ain't taking time too long
Seeing all the rest of the vod'e
Queueing down the isle of the cantina
Just to get their fair share of the heavenly creamy diva
Well, it's called ice cream of course you dreamer
Alas being seeing ya
All out there with your cones made with care
Even if it might have come from some machine becuase of a dare
The ingredients were certainly not spared
In making this heavenly Force sent treat to be shared
Even the droids of the enemy just might agree
Especially when getting it all for free Well, in the GAR they do, alas the Seppies?
Guess they might just be regretting
In letting their poor droids to be getting
A taste of something they never even dreamed of
Perhaps said droids even making their way to the opposite side
Jumping ship because of the one simple treat at large in the galaxy wide
Ice Cream!
Yeah, they all now with high pitched voices scream!
Roger, Roger!
Just for the excuse, the lure of the creamy super food
Having them all en mass to the other side lured
And all the thanks to the one daring cream loving clone trooper
Who could never resist the creamy food so totally super?
And so with a big thanks to the one clever trooper called Icy
There were plenty of new recruits acting all nicely
Simply because of this new treat called 'Eyes Screams'
Those poor bastard clankers were in the line neat
Ready and willing to swear their permanent allegiance
To the army never even having realised the potential seen there
The potential in the soft core of a thing
Which apparently made most of the clones hearts sing
Now even the droids of their enemy forth bringing
Recruitment and high praises for the Grand Army of the Republic singing
Booming high the tunes of the Republic as was the topic
All around all them water coolers on the city whopping
Coruscant among other places and along the most about talking
Yeah, you guessed it alright!
The hero of the very day:
Icy!
And with plenty of ice cream to share
There was not a worry in the war for anyone to care
As it was basically over!
The droids, the clankers, the lot of them
Having been lured to the ranks of their enemy then
No more Seppies left to fight
Simply becuase of…. Yeah! You would be so totally right!
Ice Cream!