TBB - TCW - The Bad Batch - is now for hire! (Poetic form)
By Gun Roswell
Preface
Set somewhere in Star Wars the Bad Batch and the Clone Wars galaxy of things A Multiverse of Star Wars Fan Fiction and Poetry by Yours Truly
Poetry for the Clones, just because they all deserve all the odes and homages they can get!
A crack take on the Bad Batch being the A-team (cult series from the 1980s).
Part of the Clone Poems / SW Crack/Humour Fic Series
Are you in trouble? Call the Bad Batch! Now!
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Bad Batch!'
In the year of 19 BBY a crack commando unit was sent to exile by the Evil Empire for a crime they didn't commit. As only being themselves, the troopers of an army which no longer did exist. Even today, still wanted by the same establishment, they survive as soldiers of fortune. At least for a bit. That is the gist of it. Cid? Yeah, she will employ them with a twist, which is a thirty percent hit from each gig they can pull. Rather dull huh? Almost forth a null?
Until such time when their leader, Hunter, can make up his mind. Whether to only help his own little squad or the rest of their kind? Surely something to consider at length, even if it all depends, on something else? The choice surely simple, like a newly forming pimple?
All those soldiers having been brainwashed by the evil that is the Emperor whom now exists. The old dude so magical or at least so says the rumour, nobody can resist the lure of the power he uses to enlist others to his little game of fame.
Alas the Bad Batch will try just that. To resist. The fascist regime and all those in the mix, convinced the Empire is all great and magnificent, nothing there maleficent? Duh? Sure there is, as evil is the bitch, and not the good kind, as they all will soon out find. Working with Rex and his pet, the small rebellion on the way. The clones all being saved joining in, as it would certainly be a sin, to let their kin, suffer in the hands of so much evil. The very skin of it all like the devil.
And so, with the encouragement of Echo's, Hunter finally decide it was time. To do the more as per suggested all and all. Taking part in the smart thing, the rebel cause, made out of mostly clones, yeah but hey, those clones can now work and sing!
Basically all others are welcome too. As fighting against such a big regime needs you! Yes, the rebellion wants you to join the cause, clone or not! We want you for the clone army! So don't be too smarmy.
There are allies of course, those whom have some credits stashed away. Perhaps the connection made to last. The inside intel the soldiers of the cause will need, but yeah, also some chow to eat!
So, now that the Bad Batch is part of the Rebellion at large, can you still try to find them? To call them up? When in trouble and no one else is around? Even if it might take more than a huff and a puff?
Yeah, of course you can! Simply use the secret signals of the hand! Then ping them on the most secret channel ever found, never ever spoken out loud and only known to the smallest of crowds.
And so you may ask, what the f..k? As if it's all a big secret then how the kark can you ever figure this one out? Is this a joke? Are you pulling my leg, bloke?
Well, here is the deal. As you see, you really can't! What the kriff do you mean? As this is all fictional fantasy, happening in the land far far away in the future or something similar fancy. But somehow in the past. Unless you are a cartoon character too, then of course you can find them! It's all in the plot twist, and that is not made out of jest rather the way things are. Pretty much the detailed gist so far.
HOTLINE: CALL NOW: THE BAD BATCH - CT-99-99-99-99! START TO DIAL!