The Boys Only Club
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee
A/N: To my guest reviewer. Some people like the way I write. I know I have stories I need to work on. If I knew how to finish a lot of them, I would. I don't respond because I hate repeating myself. Plus, every story I upload is deleted from my computer to make room for when I do figure out how to start the next chapter. I go weeks without writing a lot. So, I'm sorry if you don't like how I write. Shorter, and quick chapters are what I prefer.
Chapter 1: Camping With Puck
Noah Puckerman invited Kurt Hummel on a camping trip after his divorce from Blaine. Kurt had expected to see their other friends when he arrived at the cabin. Until he saw Noah standing in the doorway, naked with an apron around his waist. Kurt looked around before removing his clothes and making a mad dash to Noah. Who picked him up and kissed him before saying, "Are you ready to fuck my virgin ass, Princess?"
Kurt feels Noah stick two fingers in his ass as he says, "I want you in me first, Noah. I'm so glad you came out last year." Noah continues to finger Kurt as he carries him inside and locks the door.
He carries Kurt straight to the bedroom and says, "When I realized I was gay, I promised myself I would make it up to you for everything I did to you. Kurt, even though I was tempted to be with Karofsky or your Dalton buddies this past year, I made sure to save myself for you because you were the one that made me realize I was gay. Plus, after the Mr. P. jokes everyone made this past year, I want to see if you still think I'm your dream guy. Come on, Kurt, I know your dad was your first crush, not Finn."
Noah laid Kurt down on the bed as Kurt moaned, "Noah, you're wrong. Finn was my first crush, but you became my dream guy. I wanted someone who had muscles so they could protect me from my bullies. You may still be an ass, but you're my ass." As Noah put a condom on from the drawer in the nightstand, he kissed Kurt's neck.
Noah puts Kurt's legs over his head and lets him get used to his size. He jerks Kurt's penis off slowly at first. As Noah picks up speed, Kurt moans, "Oh, God! Harder, faster!" until he can no longer speak.
As they come together, Kurt says, "Wow! Maybe I should have been the one that got you drunk in high school."
Noah laughs as he collapses beside Kurt and says, "It would be better if your dad had married my mom, Kurt!"
Noah kisses Kurt before he can reply. Then Kurt glares at him and says, "Get your legs up, Puck! I'll fuck you so good. You'll beg for forgiveness!" Kurt smirks and kisses Noah before positioning himself between Noah's legs.
When Noah was prepped, Kurt kissed him and said, "I hope you have some ice packs ready, Noah." He then put on a condom and entered Noah. As they both moaned in pleasure, he moved in and out of Noah at a slow pace.
Noah groaned, "Oh God! Harder, faster, Princess! Oh, God! Fuck my virgin ass! Yes! Oh, God!" They soon just looked at each other with desire. All that could be heard was the bed squeaking and their panting.
As they come together this time, they say, "I love you!"
Noah caressed Kurt's cheek as he lay on his side and said, "I came out on Facebook before you arrived. I did it to piss Blaine off and never thought I would fall for you or any of this would happen. I didn't even think you would take off your clothes. I thought you would yell at me and leave me here with my tail between my legs."
Kurt puts his forehead against Noah's and says, "You are my ass, Noah."
He laughs then continues. "Since the divorce, I fantasized about you showing up at the house naked with my name tattooed above your dick. I tried to think of other guys I met over the years, but you were the only guy who fit the dream guy I wanted to replace Blaine. Now, I want to see a picture of your gun closet."
Noah grabs his phone and scrolls through it before handing it to Kurt. As he rubs the tip of Kurt's penis, he says, "So, Princess, what do you think?"
Kurt stroked Noah's penis as he said, "Blaine was my teenage dream, but you are my perfect dream, Noah." They spent the entire weekend in bed making love and were nervous about Monday when Noah would be leaving for the Navy. They knew Noah's career could be over if anyone in the Navy saw his post on Facebook.
On Sunday, Burt Hummel, Kurt's father, sent Noah a text saying, "You were reported AWOL after your post, Puck. Your things are at my house. Tell Kurt we'll be happy to watch Tracy for another week if you two want more time. By the way, thanks for my new cover picture on Facebook. Ha! Quinn, Santana, and Rachel have been fighting over who gets to be your surrogate since you announced you were gay. I know you did it as a joke, Puck. But come on, Kurt has run to you after every fight with Blaine. Are we still on for paintball wars next weekend?"
Noah showed Kurt the text. Then, he replied, saying, "Thanks, Burt. By the way, I have Elizabeth's diary. You and I both know if Kurt had read the whole thing, he would have seen a picture of a part of your body you never want him to see. I thought the diary belonged to Quinn until I saw your name in it. Elizabeth is why I wanted to help Kurt get over Blaine. Burt, could you put in a good word for me with Mick? I know my Navy career is over, but I still need a job. I know everybody will run the Mr. P jokes into the ground when I start working there."
Burt replies, "Okay, Mr. P. By the way, Tracy and Beth have been fighting ever since Kurt filed for divorce. All I can tell you is Tracy made a wish that the Hulk was her papa, and everybody knows your temper is like the Banners'. Ha, I'm Grandpa Hulk to Tracy. God, I made a bet with Quinn before we knew you were Beth's father. Ha, she owes me thirty dollars. Well, got to go before Carole breaks my phone."
As they lay in bed, Noah held Kurt close to him and said, "That first time you came to my house, I fought with Quinn and told her you treated me better than she did. The second time you came to my house, the Mr. P jokes started, and I wondered what it would be like to be Tracy's, Papa Nono. Then I saw your post about divorcing Blaine, and you know the rest. Kurt, I meant it when I said I love you. Tell me the truth, Kurt. You wanted this to happen more than I did, didn't you?"
Kurt blushed and mumbled, "Yes, Noah, I did." Noah took him by the hand and led him into the bathroom where he started to wash his body. As he washed him, he noticed a bruise on Kurt's hip that he had covered with makeup. He had noticed the makeup coming off that first day, but he hadn't said anything.
Noah picked Kurt up as he cried and said, "When did it start? You are better than this, Kurt. Why would you let it continue after the divorce?"
Kurt cries, saying, "He did this because I told him I wasn't going back to him, and when you invited me here, I planned to come clean to all the guys when I got here. Noah, you weren't the only one I called. You were just the one I called more, and when I saw you naked in the doorway, all I could think about was being with you. I hate that you lost your job and hope Mick hires you."
Noah smiled and sat down in the shower, still holding Kurt. He said, "If I'm your dream man, I have to have the perfect job, don't I? How would you like to live here, Princess? If Tracy lived here, she wouldn't be able to go to McKinley, but I don't want to live in town. I'm selling my house and plan to move here. I built this house last summer for Quinn, but now I want to raise Tracy here."
Kurt choked up as he asked, "I ruined your life, Noah. Why would you change yours to be with me?"
Noah tilts Kurt's head up and kisses him. Then he says, "You didn't do anything, Princess. I chose to change my life. God, Blaine did a number on you, Kurt." Noah soon picks Kurt up and takes him back to the bedroom.
Noah ran a finger along Kurt's pucker as he cradled him in his arms, saying, "You are my princess, and you should be treated like one. Kurt, you never took any of my crap. Why didn't you leave Blaine after the first time you came to my house? You are better than that, Princess. Let me love you, Kurt." Kurt caressed Noah's cheek, but he said nothing. He didn't need to because Noah knew from that moment Kurt was his and his alone.
Chapter 2 should be up soon.