A Sequel to Bartdude20s Trick O' Trouble. Homer and marge go bowling yet again on halloween night. But have to catch grandpa. Whom is fighting people in halloween costumes. Due to him going insane. Classic grandpa. Maggie was staying with patty and selma luckily. And hank gets dragged along to the school party with Bart (Oscar because bluekraid put him in) Hugo and Lisa. but trouble occours when hank leaves earlier. and gets lost on his way home and ends up finding himself on a train.
Plot"What of course we can go bowling!" Homer said.
Marge sighed. "That's not very romantic and I only went bowling because I was mad at you for getting me a thoughtless gift that was actually for yourself..."
"Like last halloween? Why dont you do something else for a change." Hank told them.
"Well Hank. You're a kid! You can't choose what we do." Homer glared at his nephew and took a reluctant slug of his bottle of Duff as if something wasn't right about this batch he bought from the Kwik E Mart this week.
"Of course I know that. I'm just saying that..." Hank said before being interrupted
"Look over there!" Homer tried to distract Hank.
"Hey... Theres nothing there!" Hank scratched his head.
"Move aside laddy. Orangebeards comin through." Bart said dressed as a pirate again.
"Wow that outfits so corny." Hank insulted his outfit.
Speaking of corny, Maggie is dressed as a corn cob this year.
"Say one more word and I'll declare ya booty as property of me!" Bart snarled. "Arrrrrr!"
Hank looked at him before grabbing his sword and throwing at him. Luckily it was a plastic toy sword as I doubt Marge would allow real swords.
"Fine." Bart said walking off.
"Hows my outfit?" Oscar asked Hank. He was wearing a watermelon hat.
"Oscar. Thats a federal offense. You wouldn't want to get arrested!" Hank said.
"Oh. I'll dress as a pineapple instead. I'll be the pineapple king!" Oscar said sharply. He was in that phase again.
Lisa then came in.
"Hows my outfit?" Lisa asked
"You're a princess. Same as last year. Except it's a different type of princess I see." Hank told her
"Does it look like I care?" Lisa said. She did Squidward's "Does this look unsure?" Face.
"Probably." Hank said.
...
Oscar then came in. With a crown on his head and a pineapple vest.
"Look whos the pineapple king!" Bart said.
"Orangebeard the pirate!" Oscar said
"Im gonna skin the pineapple crown off of yer pineapple head!" Bart threatened him
"Bring it on cheesehead!" Oscar told him.
"Newsflash you suck!" said Bart.
They then fought.
"Stop fighting!" Marge told them off.
"You really think I'm dressing up." Hugo said rolling his eyes.
"Hey I'm not dressing up as well." Hank told him.
"Good. Least we dont have to embarass ourselves. Look at Bart and Oz. They really take after Homer. Don't they?" Hugo asked Hank.
"Oscar's adopted remember?" Hank told Hugo.
"I don't care. He's taking after him." Hugo said
"Guess so." said Hank.
"Guys don't be sourpusses... dress up... especially you, Hugey." said Oscar.
"Oz we've been through this... do not call me Hugey..." Hugo sighed.
"Haaaauuuw! Hugey..." Oscar squealed.
Hugo sighed.
"Arrrr! Walk the plank lardo!" Bart continues to act like a pirate.
"Hey who do you think you are!" Homer huffed.
"Stop actin' like some kind of star Just who do you think you are? Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are." Oscar sang Movin on up by the M People.
Bart face palmed.
"Oz no! Not again..."
...
While they were talking. Homer and Marge had finished getting ready.
"Ready Marge?" Homer asked.
"Yes. But aren't the kids going trick or treating?" Marge asked.
"No. No. They are going to that halloween party! Like I told them. ISN'T THAT RIGHT KIDS?" he said
"Yes Homer." Bart, Hugo And Oscar replied.
"See?" Homer told Marge.
"You're right actually. Arent the kids going then?" Marge asked
"Oh yeah. KIDS! YOU CAN GO NOW!" Homer shouted.
Bart Hugo Lisa and Oscar ran to the front door while Hank stayed in the living room.
"You too Hank! Becuase of trick or treaters. They may uh. Well. You know." Marge told Hank. No I don't know what you're getting at Marge...
"Fine!" Hank said annoyed.
Hank stood with his cousins.
"Go along then. Were getting in the car. Well you aren't. " Homer said.
"We have to walk?!" Oscar whined.
"Alright Captain!" Bart said.
"Arrrrr!" said Oscar.
"Oz you had the opportunity to be a pirate for Halloween, but you chose to go as a clown... again..." said Bart. Oscar was dressed as a clown with a big red round shiny nose.
"Okay." Hank said
"Bye!" Lisa told them.
"Goodbye! Now go." Homer told them. "GOOOOOOO!"
"Alright." Hank said.
And the kids headed out,.
Homer frowned. "BartDudez we're not ready to introduce Hugo to his siblings yet..."
...
The kids are heading to their Halloween party.
They then walked towards the school.
"Alright. Dad said we cant go trick or treating. That means the school only." Lisa said
"Yea. My school is having a party. But im going to yours instead. Since for one im being forced to. And plus. It would be chaotic at mine. ." Hank said
It shows springfield high school. Barney is seen breaking in and acting like a wild cow and drinking all the cider. Scaring the kids away. Elena is seen trying to fight him but gets dragged away.
Lisa winced seeing the high school in chaos.
"Mooooooooo!" Barney mooed.
"Probably." Hugo sighed.
Inside Springfield Elementary. Some of the kids were dancing like Peanuts/Charlie Brown characters.
"Well looks like the party's just getting started." said Lisa.
"COWABUNGA! Oops, I'm not supposed to say that any more!" said Bart.
Michelango the turtle and Cookie Monster glared at him.
Skinner gasped.
"Bart Simpson you can't dress as a pirate. That falls under our insensitive costumes that offend some students."
"Skinrash it's the nineties, no one cares about the feelings of a few overly sensitive liberals, they have no power yet..." said Bart.
The liberals screeched and cried.
"Fine... sorry kids, just go to the library if your overwhelmed..." said Skinner.
"We're not overwhelmed! You should be kowtowing to our demands! Reeeeeee!" The liberals yelled.
Lisa sighed.
"Sir, Terrance just walked in wearing blackface..." She noticed a white or should I say yellow skinned pupil entering the school dressed as Bill Cosby. With black face.
...
Bowling alley.
"I'll get us a lane and shoes." said Homer.
Marge sighed. This wasn't at all romantic.
Suddenly Jacques Brunswick arrived.
"Bonjour Margerie!" said the romantic French bowling instructor.
Marge yelped.
"Please Marge! I don't appear again until season 34!" said Jacques.
"That's terrible! What idiot would bring back one time characters from season one after that many seasons?! Geez! Ran out of ideas Matt?!" Homer ranted.
"Hey! Shut up!" Matt yelled.
"Homer I'm not a big fan of bowling, except when Jacques was helping me bowl and when I take the kids... It's a place for kids and Fred Flintstone...
"Yabba Dabba doo!" Fred Flintstone cheered as he bowled a strike.
"Hey pally! Wear shoes please!" said Raphael to Fred.
"I'll have you know this place is endorsed by a group that's popular with today's kids. ZZ Top!" said Homer.
Oscar laughed. He is everywhere in the story as the omnipresent author. "Okay you funny people, now I have to get back to school."
However before he teleported back to the school he noticed Lenny and Carl being funny with the score board when giving themselves names.
"Gahahahaha! Instead of Lenny and Carl, I've named us Poo and Ass! So that everyone can see those words while we play a few rounds of bowling!" Lenny chuckled.
Oscar laughed hysterically. "I love doing that while bowling! I always call myself Bum!"
Carl sighed. "Yeah that's real mature Lenny..."
"Everyone's a critic!" Lenny sighed in a sour tone.
"Okay fine! That was hilarious Lenny, reeeeaal rib ticklingly funny writing poo and ass on our score board..." Carl sighed.
Homer noticed his friends bickering. He sighed.
...
The school.
"Well it's getting late, I better get home..." said Milhouse leaving the Halloween party.
"Wait Mil! Why don't you let us tell you a scary story? It is Halloween after all!" said Bart stopping him.
"Uh no..." said Milhouse.
Bart clucked like a chicken.
His twin, Hugo tried to copy him but gobbled like a turkey instead.
"That's a turkey you buffoon!" said Hank.
BD then decided Hugo wasn't in the story. (Pouts and frowns)
"Okay fine... does it have Dark Stanley in it?" Milhouse sighed.
"Nope." said Bart.
"Does it have cannibalistic teachers in it?" Milhouse sighed.
"Principal Skinner? I can't help noticing Richard was absent last week from school. Do you know what's happened to him?" Martin asked Principal Skinner.
"He tested me so I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. (Rasps in a creepy manner)" said Skinner having turned to cannibalism again.
Martin screamed and fled.
"Uh no..." said Bart.
"Well okay, spin me a yarn Barto..." said Milhouse.
Bart told him about the Frying Dutchman. A green glowing pirate ghost. Who might be radioactive.
"Arrrrrr!" said The Frying Dutchman in a heavy pirate accent because he's a pirate ghost...
"There's ghost pirates of pirate ghosts in Scooby Doo..." said Oscar.
Bart hushed him.
He continued his pirate ghost who may be radioactive story.
Lisa sighed and played her saxophone.
Someone knocked on the gym doors.
Skinner answered. "Hello?" There were veterinarians or animal doctors there.
"Yeah, We're with the pet hospital down the street and heard what we think is a dying animal on the premise." said the vet.
Lisa seethed.
Bart chuckled. "Owned!"
Plot 2The bowling alley. On a bowling night.
Marge was getting ready to bowl.
Suddenly Grampa Abe ran in shouting nonsense and panicking about bizarre things.
"The Swedish are coming! The Swedish are coming!" He yelled.
"Oh Lord..." Marge sighed.
The geriatric octogenarian fled jabbering because he is old and senile.
"Homer we have to go after him..." said Marge.
Homer groaned. They abandoned their game and went after Grampa.
Jacques sighed as he still fancies Marge. However he soon forgets about her when his teammates on the HomeWreckers giggle in a sultry manner and lead him back to the seats around the bowling ball retriever at their lane.
The members are, Jacques Brunswick, Lurleen Lumpkin, Princess Kashmir and Mindy Simmons, Homer's former colleague at work. They all attempted to seduce Homer/Marge, or break apart Homer and Marge's marriage. Actually Amber Simpson would make more sense but she hasn't made an appearance yet in canon.
Moe's.
"Whattya mean you don't really like me?!"
"Your beer is just suds. And your chicken wings aren't chicken..." said Carl. They um finished their game early.
"Meat is meat. Well actually they're not even meat!" said Moe.
Carl was put off by the not meat wings.
At school.
"I have a sudden craving for chicken wings..." said Oscar.
"Well lucky you. There's a whole plate of them at the buffet table." said Bart. "Get them before Ron Weasley does."
Oscar sprinted off while drooling to the chicken wing platter and shoved Ron Weasley aside and ate the wings.
"Oof!" Ron grunted.
...
Elsewhere. A cafe of supervillains...
Dr Demento after last time was once again obsessing over tormenting Bart Simpson.
"Ahem..." Sideshow Bob cleared his throat.
"You're not the only person in the world that hates that insufferable brat, Bob! Gahahahaha!" The mad doctor DJ giggled maniacally.
Bob sighed.
However Dr Demento came across Dr Demento, the evil rat dentist from Rocko's Modern Life.
"Okay, what is the meaning of this?!" Dr Demento yelled. Yes he is capable of anger, just ask Bart.
Dr Demento from Rocko's Modern Life laughed maniacally and lightning flashed for dramatic effect.
"Oh my Rocko! You have a cavity!" said Dr Demento of Rocko's Modern Life. He's probably one of those mad dentists that loves using the drill too much or pulling teeth.
Rocko gulped.
"Where's my lawyers?!" The real Dr Demento yelled.
His lawyers, who he insisted wear funny hats arrived.
"We'll see who uses my name without my permission!"
In town.
Abe was stumbling about babbling about the Swedish. "They have lingonberries!"
Kids trick or treating gawked are the old jabbering coot.
"Did I ever tell you about the time I hit the Kaiser with a copy of To Kill a Mockingbird when he tried to steal my button collection?" said Grampa reminiscing about things. Including things that probably didn't actually happen.
"Aaaaagh! An old man is telling never ending stories that don't make sense!" The kids screamed.
"And then I said to George Takei, "You're my favourite Martian."" said Grampa rambling.
Homer was driving with Marge looking out for Grampa.
"There he is! In the street chatting... with his pants down..." Marge was embarrassed for poor Grampa.
"Stupid old coot..." said Homer.
...
School Gym, Halloween party.
"Why aren't we trick or treating?" Bart sighed.
"Because Mom said we're to attend this party the school was kind enough to throw for all of us and because some nasty people in town are putting razors and other sharp things in the candy and candy apples again..." said Lisa.
Nelson was trying to drown Martin at the apple bobbing bucket.
Oscar was bothering Irreep who volunteered to be the DJ, he was bothering her by requesting certain spooky songs for Halloween.
"Thriller by Michael Jackson."
"No Oz..." Irreep sighed.
"Oz no! The undead are not gonna suddenly start dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller upon being resurrected..." Bart groaned.
"And besides Tamaki, kids don't want that song artist or popular musician mentioned after his um few incidents of sexual misconduct..." Skinner rambled on and on.
"That never happened! Stop accusing MJ of that!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz stop blindly worshipping celebrities..." Lisa frowned.
Oscar seethed.
"Fine! Play Rockwell, Somebody's Watching Me..." said Oscar.
"No that song always plays when you become Dark Oscar. Or when your dorky monsters become their evil selves." said Bart.
"They are not dorky! They're cute!" Oscar dressed as a clown snapped. "Also it makes great Anime evolution sequence music.
Irreep sighed and put on Rockwell.
Kids in Halloween costumes were dancing to it.
"Ach, Skinner let me... bury, the hatchet!" said Groundskeeper Willie, literally burying the blade of a hatchet in Skinner's spine, killing him.
"Well I suppose I had this coming." said Skinner dying.
Kids gasped.
"Now I've got an ax to grind with that fat oaf the father of the Wee Simpson bairns and the baby." said Willie.
Bart and Lisa winced.
...
In Town. Kids are still trick or treating.
"I'm the Frying Dutchman, what are you supposed to be Sandy?" Squidward asked Sandy Cheeks.
"I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl." said Sandy.
"That's really offensive!" Tom the CHOCOLAAAAAAATE screaming guy said angry.
"Yeah not cool ma'am!" said a fish.
"Hate crime! Hate crime!" A lady fish yelled.
Sandy sighed.
I'm a clown!" said Oscar dressed as a clown with a big round red shiny nose.
"Yes I can see that." said Squidward.
Simpsons house.
Marge and Homer escorted Grampa in. He was wearing a blanket and feeling sorry for himself after having yet another senile episode.
"I'm cold..." said Grampa.
Marge sighed.
Soon the kids arrived as I can only write about a Halloween party so much...
Bart arrived dressed as Orangebeard the pirate. Then Lisa as a princess. Then Oscar as a clown. Hugo and Hank refused to dress up as mentioned earlier.
"Well that's the little monsters in, now we await two real monsters..." said Homer chuckling.
"Homer! Stop being so rude Labour my sisters..." Marge frowned.
"Yes, especially since we know you're broke..." said Patty. Homer bankrupted himself over investing in pumpkins. Bart also took up ballet during season 6.
Homer whimpered. Marge didn't wanna hear about him being broke.
"Yeah show some respect, we babysat your corn for you..." said Selma handing Maggie dressed as a corn cob to Marge.
"Uh that's just her Halloween costume..." said Marge.
"Some costume..." Selma said bemused by Maggie's odd choice of costume. In the last episode she was a jacket potato...
...
The lounge.
The kids saw Grampa sleeping.
Grampa snored.
"Why is Gramps here?" Bart asked.
"Hrrrrrmmmm... Your Grampa has had another one of his senior moments..." said Marge.
"A bubububut Marge, before you explain what happened, we have guests dear." He glared at Hugo and Hank. "Which means you! Back up in the attic! Now! And Hank! Back in the basement with James from Erik's fanon!" Homer yelled.
Hugo growled and jabbered while crawling off upstairs and even further up, to the attic. Hank sighed and went to the basement.
"You're too hard on those boys..." Marge frowned.
Pikeland Blv.
Kirk was walking Milhouse home.
"Jeepers Halloween is spooky. These monsters scare me Milhouse." said Kirk.
"Dad they're just kids in costumes..." said Milhouse.
Barney jumped out making Abooga Wooga noises at them.
Kirk and Milhouse screamed and fled back home.
Barney laughed.
Villain cafe.
"I find your lack of fruitcake disturbing..." said Darth Vader to the till staff.
"We're sorry! Gagh! I can't breath for some reason!" said the till worker.
"Vader release him!" said a Nazi general.
Darth Vader released the worker from the force choke.
Ming the merciless was reading a newspaper.
...
Simpsons house. The next day.
"Homer you'll need to get yourself out of bankruptcy, for this family! Could you get a raise?" said Marge.
"No... Mr Burns would just call his goons to drag me out of his office..." said Homer.
Marge sighed.
Hank was spring cleaning, on the first of November...
"This place is gonna smell classy all week." said Hank.
Oscar crouched and bent down as he grunted and squeezed out a loud and stinky fart.
"Oh real mature Oz!" Hank sighed.
Then bailiffs came in.
"Simpson, we're repossessing the house..." said the bailiffs.
Marge gasped.
"Ha! Try possessing a house that runs!" Homer pulled out remote and pushed the big red button.
The Simpson house lifted itself up on metal legs and ran off down the road.
"Man that Frink's a genius..." said Homer as the house ran away.
The Bailiffs seethed.
In the house, which has now settled somewhere far away from town.
"Homer you're not impressing me with these ridiculous stunts..." Marge frowned.
"That don't impress ah me much!" Oscar sang Shania Twain while playing his electric guitar.
We cut to Homer kicking him out the front door. For being annoying...
Plot 3Moe's
Homer bought everyone cigars to celebrate sticking it to the bailiffs.
"To myself! Master of Wall Street!" said Homer smoking a cigar.
"To Homer! For screwing up the economy by not giving up his house he can't pay for..."
"We can still cut your power jerk!" said a bailiff with sheers.
"The Frinkotron anti burglar house with legs of doom has its own in built electricity and gas." said Homer smugly.
The bailiffs seethed.
"Also why am I smoking? I hate tobacco! Bleh!" said Homer wondering why he celebrated with cigars.
"Homer why is Sgt Pepper growing out of your back?" Barney asked. We see Sgt Pepper dressed Beatles growing out of Homer's back.
"Lucy in the skyyyyy with diamonds!" The Beatles sang.
"Why do we keep singing about fruit..." John Lennon sighed.
"Eh I think the author is being surreal. He took the phrase The birds and the Bees the wrong way..." said Moe.
Bart and Milhouse are walking about town.
"What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing... bees are trying to have sex with them, as I understand it." said Bart.
Frantic chirping and bees buzzing.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled in horror.
"It's an abomination! A crime against nature!" Milhouse screamed.
They fled.
And still more insanity!
In the lounge.
Oscar was watching another messed up film.
"Young Wonka-Stein."
"It's alive! Aliiiiive! I have made a monster out of candy!" Gene Wilder as Wonka and Frankenstein's great great great great great nephew yelled.
"Sir this is two different franchises..." Igor sighed.
It has flippin Wonka in it!
"Cooool!" said Oscar.
"Oompa Loompa doopity doss... In the Lord's doooooomain you shouldn't cross..."
...
On the way to school.
"Oh the schools here!" Bart said. Bart noticed the school.
"Aren't you planning to mislead me and go truanting?" Milhouse asked.
"No, the school hired this scary, no nonsense truancy officer called Leopold..." said Bart. "I dare not mess him about..."
"You're late! You little freaks!" Leopold the truancy Officer and new teacher appointer yelled at them.
"Goodbye." Hank said trying to walk off.
"But where are you going Hank?" Lisa asked.
"Ill make my own way home" hank said.
"Hank don't truant..." Lisa sighed.
Hank walked off.
We follow him as others exit stage left.
"Ooh fifty bux!" Hank said seeing fifty dollars on the ground.
He took the dollar bills.
And an anvil fell right on his back. Piiiiiii!
He screamed at the top of his lungs.
Nelson laughed at him. "Haw Haw!"
Quiffy and Inane Brian ran over to him to check he was alright.
"Brian what is the most important law of Toons?!" Quiffy yelled. He cut Brian off and answered for him. "Never ever drop anvils or amusing heavy objects on humans! You could have killed him!"
"Wait so I can't be killed by falling anvils?!" said Inane Brian.
"No! You're a Toon! Per the rules of funny antics you only get squashed flat then reassemble yourself off screen..." said Quiffy.
"Yea ofcourse im a cartoon character." Hank said breaking the fourth wall "Thats why i can play 90 trombones at once!" Hank said
Hank proceeded to play 90 trombones and made the school explode.
Quiffy winced. "No I can tell who is and isn't a Toon. Try dashing on the spot then sprinting off like a Roadrunner.
Inane Brian built up velocity and then took off like Roadrunner.
"Yes I know you can Brian... I was asking Hank." Quiffy sighed.
Hank continued playing 90 trombones at once and insisting he was a Toon.
However as he danced about he felt a sharp pain in his back. "Ow!"
Quiffy felt his back. He had a moderate back injury. From the anvil falling on him. "Toons don't take serious injuries or break bones..."
"I'm a Toon! Isnt that right matt?" Hank kept breaking the fourth wall.
...
Dr Demento asked why he wasn't in this episode. Because you were in part one!
"Yeah but there was a haunted house and that..." said Hank.
At school, the gym. They were celebrating November the 1st. All Saints Day.
"Damn you Natalie Appleton!" Milhouse yelled.
"You're weird..." Bart sighed.
"Hey I'm the weird one here kid! it's in my name!" Weird Al appeared scolding bart...
"Ahhhh! Weird Al! Are you here to help or are you being a Demento Stooge?" Bart stammered.
"I'm sorry but the Doctor helped me become famous for writing parodies of other artists' songs and playing the accordion." said Weird Al.